Welcome.  To the oasis of calm and tranquility that is [b]MG's Almost Daily Spam Review Post.[/b]  Ahhh!  Sit back and relax.  Take your shoes off and put your feet up.  Just enjoy this meandering stroll through the most recent spam and feel the peace.  We all need it after the craziness of last Friday.  Stretch out your tired muscles and let your stress and troubles unwind as your body sinks into a contented state of relaxation.  Ahhhhh!

[quote name='Vhagar' date='Jul 21 2007, 05.35' post='914762']Open invite, given the happenings of TTTNE 108...

Please put your trays and seats in the upright position. The pilot has turned on the No Smoking signs, there are no available exits. 

Spam the friendly skies...and remember boys and girls, play nice. 
Thank you and we hope you fly Spamly Skies with us again![/quote]
Very cool that V hit the 1k and got to have a thread again so soon after losing the last one - this is known as karma.

[b]HEADLINE: Roller Coasters can be relaxing too, erm, right?[/b]
[quote name='Lucky Pierre' date='Jul 21 2007, 06.16' post='914799']Oh dude (RW) ... 

It's the coaster that dives down under the parking lot, come up near the road, then goes back under the parking lot to return to the station...

I ride rollercoasters as a serious hobby... and this one made me take a step back.

It banks at 90d underground at 70mph in the dark... awesome!

[url=http://www.rcdb.com/ig2667.htm?picture=53]This is the pic of the Hades Track under the parking lot that you do in the dark.[/url]

But the pic is in the light of course...[url=http://www.rcdb.com/ig2667.htm?picture=53]This is what leads into that hole.[/url]
[url=http://www.rcdb.com/ig2667.htm?picture=65]A better picture..[/url]

An AMAZING ride...

That was almost as intense as sex the first time I rode it. Breathtaking.[/quote]
Wow!  That sounds great.

[quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jul 21 2007, 06.47' post='914820']*sigh*

Sleep at 2, wake at 4.30, no time to go back to sleep (had to drive family to airport, they're going to Ireland) and now I have to pack for this camp thing.[/quote]
[quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 21 2007, 06.54' post='914826']Cry me a river, DJ  :P[/quote]
[quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jul 21 2007, 06.59' post='914829']London has seen quite enough floods without me crying :unsure:

:cry:[/quote]
True.  Good luck with the camp DJ, see you when you get back.

[quote name='Zulofritter' date='Jul 21 2007, 07.23' post='914838']My first post in the thread with a purpose I am unclear on.   :cheers:[/quote]
Thanks for that Zulo and welcome to the insanity.

[quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 21 2007, 13.33' post='914961'][size=7][b] BANG [/b][/size][/quote]
[quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 21 2007, 13.56' post='914975']*falls over dead*[/quote]
[quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 21 2007, 14.18' post='914991']*resurrects self to go back to work*[/quote]
So does this make Ben our version of Voldemort?  No?

[quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 21 2007, 14.24' post='914993']Benji[/quote]
Oh, he is Benji.  I was unaware that the cute dog had super powers . . .

[quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 21 2007, 22.24' post='915273']Benji?  I love it.  Ben is now Benji.[/quote]
[quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 21 2007, 23.01' post='915290']Thanks a lot SB!

Anyone calls me Benji, I will refuse to answer.  :P[/quote]
[quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 21 2007, 23.08' post='915294']But Benji is so cute![/quote]
[quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 21 2007, 23.44' post='915310']Hey Benji. :cheers:[/quote]
[quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 21 2007, 23.58' post='915318']Grr!  I suppose I can live with cute.

Going to get a review later this evening.  It will be...interesting, to say the least.[/quote]
and indeed it was.  Go check out Benji's review on page 5 if you haven't cos it was a great one.

[quote name='Joanna Nox' date='Jul 21 2007, 18.02' post='915102']Oooh, are we on an airplane now? Where are my peanuts? :tantrum:

PS DJ and I share the same birthday. This is kickass. We're like, brethren now.[/quote]
Thats cool.  Looks like you missed the peanuts btw J-Nox.  *munches peanuts*

[b]HEADLINE: Look who changed their name now[/b]
[quote name='Jump In Me' date='Jul 22 2007, 06.26' post='915523']How do you like my new av and name?  The name is refering to the shitter.[/quote]
Nice, thank you MJ :sick: 

[quote name='Lucky Pierre' date='Jul 22 2007, 06.41' post='915532']ok.. so .. I just have to say this..

I miss my man. I miss him a lot.

this 2 cities thing is really, really hard.

tears don't make the distance an shorter...
*bucks up and faces forward with a slight tear and, and, a smile*[/quote]
Cheer up LP.  At least he is not on the opposite side of the world . . .

[b]HEADLINE: Good weekend for IW[/b]
[quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jul 22 2007, 07.21' post='915558']my parents and little brother are in town. i'm mad excited. GC finally met my peeps, we went out to dinner, a great time was had by all. my little bro is staying with us, my folks are in a hotel. we're just kicking it. :smoking:

oh yeah, and they brought my keyboard. i can finally resume the mad science of red baron beatmaking. plus i have fishing gear.

quick question to anyone...
earlier tonight my bro asked me to buy him some cigs from wal-mart. i did, and gave the lady a 5, she gave me 45 dollars in change. i didn't catch it until we had left for home. should i go back tomorrow and give them tehir money back? i think about all the times i was short changed by stores, and am like, fuck em'. but then again, do you think she could lose her job? personally i could use the money.[/quote]
[quote name='Lucky Pierre' date='Jul 22 2007, 07.31' post='915565']Its a life test. Take it back.

Its not about her... It's about you.

Trust me on this one...[/quote]
[quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jul 22 2007, 07.57' post='915574']yeah, i'll take that shit back. maybe i'll get run over by a semi leaving the store in return. :cheers:

i swear though, there have been so many times i get overcharged for shit and i just bite the bullet and say fuck it. at wal-mart at least a few times. but i'm not the type of bastard who goes in with my reciept the next day talking about they charged me 5 bucks too much or whatnot, waste of my time.[/quote]
[quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 22 2007, 08.01' post='915575']Yeah, I've had people drop like 100 dollar bill, and I'll pick it up & give it to them. One time I found a 100 dollar bill, at a warehouse, outside during break, and it was fucking snowing, in Texas! I thought it would be fake at first. :cheers:[/quote]
[quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jul 22 2007, 08.04' post='915576']that'd be real tight if it was snowing 100 dollar bills.[/quote]
Sounds like a beautiful dream . . .

[b]HEADLINE: Who is stealing Blue now?[/b]
[quote name='Marcus' date='Jul 22 2007, 08.16' post='915584']Seriously, that shit was horrible....

V was attempting to cheerlead though, and my name was mentioned along with the words "sweet talker" "French" "steal" "Blue" "from you"

I wasn't aware this was a competition? Je la vole de qui?[/quote]
[quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jul 22 2007, 08.40' post='915597']wow Marcus, where was that post?
who are you stealing me from?[/quote]
[quote name='Jump In Me' date='Jul 22 2007, 08.42' post='915599']He is stealing you from me of course.  I wish I were in Canada too![/quote]
[quote name='Marcus' date='Jul 22 2007, 08.45' post='915601']Apportez-le, Jim. Je suis un chevalier, je défendrai son honneur ![/quote]
[quote name='Jump In Me' date='Jul 22 2007, 08.50' post='915602']I am sorry, I failed french class :([/quote]
[quote name='Marcus' date='Jul 22 2007, 08.52' post='915604']Then I win by default![/quote]
Hahahaha!

[quote name='Jump In Me' date='Jul 22 2007, 09.14' post='915625']Yea well while in Rome, or my case Japan,

?????Marcus ??????????????????[/quote]
[quote name='Marcus' date='Jul 22 2007, 09.18' post='915630']Toutes les femmes sexy parlent français... Merci, Dieu!

And Jim, "Box box box box box Marcus, box box box, square, box, box, rectangular box shaped object" means nothing in any language.[/quote]
Very funny JIM.

[b]HEADLINE: The Queen makes a rare appearance[/b]
[quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Jul 22 2007, 09.09' post='915617']Im a bit drunk and there's noone to entertain me

ugh

I guess i,m going to sleep

Hi, Jump In Me, that's a peculiar board handle. I'm not a jumper anyways.

*drinks mango-guava juice*

*feels better*

Anyways. I need Zzzzzzzzzzzz. The Queen is leaving the thread. Behave people. Behave.[/quote]
See you again soon TC.

However TC does not leave immediately . . .
[quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Jul 22 2007, 09.22' post='915634']Hey. Didn't know you were Japanese. 

? is pronounced NO.

See, I know Japanese.

Bow to me.

(It stands for possesion, right)[/quote]
[quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Jul 22 2007, 09.24' post='915636']Oh god. Why am I still postign???
Where are you?[/quote]
[quote name='Marcus' date='Jul 22 2007, 09.25' post='915638']If "?????Marcus ??????????????????" translates correctly... then...

*stands proud*[/quote]
[quote name='Jump In Me' date='Jul 22 2007, 09.27' post='915639']I am not Japanese :)  just in Japan[/quote]
[quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Jul 22 2007, 09.29' post='915641']AHA![/quote]
[quote name='Jump In Me' date='Jul 22 2007, 09.34' post='915645']Japan is a wonderful place though.  If I knew the language I would love to move here for awhile.  I can just understand a little bit of it.[/quote]
Have a great time in Japan JIM and TC does now leave finally.

[quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jul 22 2007, 17.45' post='915868']I'm house sitting for a friend, partially cause she has a dog and partially cause it's a good excuse to get away from the ex for a few days.
So there's a dog and 2 cats here, it's a small farm

I'm going to the really big mall for a while, being single again means it's time for things like new underwear  :leer: 
See you all later![/quote]
Enjoy your time there and please share pictures of said new underwear.  K'thanks.

[quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 22 2007, 19.59' post='915957']This has to be the slowest TTNE I have ever seen, we must all be spent after the last one.[/quote]
[quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 22 2007, 20.17' post='915974']Funny you should say that Kay.  I thought you and the other TTTNE ladies were insatiable.[/quote]
Ben bringing the smooth.

[quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 22 2007, 20.20' post='915978']Last night I didn't realize "Jump In Me" was MJ, I thought it was just some new dude talking crazy.[/quote]
[quote name='Jump In Me' date='Jul 23 2007, 03.13' post='916259']I purposely put my name as (J)ump (I)n (M)e  or JIM as initials :)[/quote]
The talking crazy bit should have tipped you off . . .

[b]HEADLINE: Another lamb to the slaughter[/b]
[quote name='Anya' date='Jul 22 2007, 21.52' post='916023']So I hear this is a good place to hang out and have fun![/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 22 2007, 21.59' post='916032']you heard right.

welcome![/quote]
Hope Anya returns some time, always nice to have new spammers here.

[quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jul 22 2007, 22.47' post='916057']ghost is now a clean little boy!
IW and his family are running around doing shopping. The kids were sugared up so I thought it best to keep them home, so they would not act up. Anyway I got ghost bathed and his garage cleaned out with soap and water. w00t

[url=http://www.flickr.com/photos/33058442@N00/493088538/]here[/url] he is but dirty. Now he is clean. I am talking about ghost not IW. :lol:[/quote]
RW comments on how cool Ghost is:
[quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jul 22 2007, 22.56' post='916069']Yep, I cant believe he was not adopted before I saw him.

I was trying to brush him, and he was still damp from his bath. The damn dog had to sit on my lap. He is over 100 pounds and was trying to balance on my lap as I brushed him. He thinks he is a baby.[/quote]
[quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 22 2007, 23.01' post='916074']GC, you mean IW doesn't do that too?  :P[/quote]
Hahaha!  I bet IW does, however GC does not confirm this theory.

[quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jul 23 2007, 08.45' post='916414']Morning thread.

Not at work right now because my cat is ill and I am taking him to the vets in a short while.  He is like dead weight when I pick him up, not eating, no energy so I had best take him down.  I will be in there two minutes, the cat will get an injection and it will cost me £45 I don't really have - but I am sure he will be fine.

Like many others I spent my weekend reading Harry Potter 7.  I have to agree with the majority of opinion in that the first three quarters of the book was good but the ending was extremely rushed and so full of plot holes and lame explanations that it just felt unfinished which is a great shame.  But I do think you have to keep in mind that this is a book primarily intended for children/teenagers and despite all the flaws there is a big kid inside me that absolutely loved it :love: 

So my spam review will be coming up later today, I need to go back and read Ben's last one dealing with Friday's madness.  It was totally crazy, but oh so much fun!

:read:[/quote]
[quote name='Marcus' date='Jul 23 2007, 08.54' post='916420']"Like many others...." I have a deep envy for each and every one of you.

Do you know what the bloody idiots did here?

They didn't order enough copies to fill their [i]pre-orders![/i]

Morons!

There are all of 0 copies for people who want them who didn't pre-order. None. Nil. Zilch. Nada. Z?.

What copies they DO have are going to the customers who pre-ordered on first-come first-serve basis.

I spent half of today driving to 3 different stores, not a damn book in sight. I was livid.

I tell you, they're bloody lucky I didn't pre-order. If I had pre-ordered and didn't get one, I'd have gone ballistic.

I really feel sorry for those poor bastards who stood in line at midnight only to realise that they were shit out of luck if they hadn't pre-ordered.

The people at the store told me to call in a week. If they hadn't enough shipped by next Monday to fill the pre-orders, I was told I could be waiting two weeks.

What a clusterfuck.

/rant[/quote]
[quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jul 23 2007, 08.57' post='916422']that was a funny rant!
we stood in line for 20 minutes for our pre-order pick up
which was great cause the line for people who didn't pre-order was about 1500 people long down the block as far as I could see.
If they were gonna get books at midnight, why didnt they pre-order? I dont understand[/quote]
[quote name='Marcus' date='Jul 23 2007, 09.01' post='916425']I have no idea.

I've never had to pre-order anything before, and I figured I didn't need to start now. Surely there'd be plenty to go around.

I'm a fucking idiot sometimes.

Two weeks! I could buy the damn thing in England and have it shipped to me by then.[/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 23 2007, 12.20' post='916534']that was a funny rant by Marcus.  I called a couple of Boarders on Friday afternoon...the one near my house said they thought they only had enough coming for the pre-orders, no extras; the one near my work said they had a few extras, and they would be first come first serve, starting at midnight.  I really thought about it, but decidedto take my chances on Sat morning.  Got to the store about 10:30 and they still had plenty of copies left (but the lines were long and just kept getting longer, I'm sure they eventually sold out that afternoon)[/quote]
[quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jul 23 2007, 09.19' post='916435']I preordered my copy from Amazon and it turned up in the post at 8.20 am Saturday morning.  I took my time reading it though, finished at 2.45 am on Sunday.

OK - just read the reviews and have got to :bow: to Ben.  A truly exceptional job with the Reviews this weekend.  I honestly could not have done a better job.

Ben is the Spam Reviewer That Was Promised for sure! :bow:[/quote]
My comments made Ben :blush: but I stand by them.  Sorry you did not get the book Marcus, make sure you get it ASAP and stay away from the spoilers.

[b]HEADLINE: From one ill cat to a wet one of sorts[/b]
[quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jul 23 2007, 12.08' post='916528']I am at work now.  My cat has had some antibiotics and hopefully by this evening will be alright again.  If not, it could be that he has a blocked bladder and will need to go back to the vets tomorrow.[/quote]
[quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 23 2007, 12.54' post='916561']Morn all-poor MG I am so sorry about you kitty cat I hope all is well  :grouphug:[/quote]
[quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jul 23 2007, 12.59' post='916567']Thank you Bana :kiss: How are you doing today?[/quote]
[quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 23 2007, 13.01' post='916570']Im doing freaking great MG!!!!  Had a awsome weekend  :devil:    Boy was I bad[/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 23 2007, 13.13' post='916573']I am so looking forward to spending a weekend with you.  I desperately need to be bad[/quote]
[quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 23 2007, 13.30' post='916585']Lany ever drank a wet Pu**Y?[/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 23 2007, 13.36' post='916589']not yet, but it's on my list of things to do :leer:
:blush:  oh you mean the drink?  still no ;)[/quote]
Oooh you bad girls :leer:

[quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 23 2007, 13.53' post='916612']I did meet A new sexy  ;)

This guy I met has the same first name as Ky dude and is the same age WTF is up with that??????[/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 23 2007, 15.22' post='916736']I once dated a series of guys all named James...4 of them...one after the other[/quote]
Hahaha!  Good luck with the new man Bana - hope he does not turn out to be some kind of doppelganger.

[quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 23 2007, 14.51' post='916685']I found out my sister is an snitch!!!  She went and told my mom all!!!  :blush:[/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 23 2007, 14.54' post='916689']that is so not a good thing.

:spank: the sister[/quote]
[quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 23 2007, 14.57' post='916693']No,no its not a good thing cause I could have made a girls gone wild video all by myself.[/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 23 2007, 14.58' post='916694']:rofl:

oh, you should have not told me that...

*makes lots of notes*

*makes lots of plans*  :leer:[/quote]
Be sure to mail me a copy of that video please . . .

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