Greetings Fellow Spammers and welcome to [b]MG's Almost Daily Spam Review Post - Special Rare Weekend Edition![/b] Back to normal from tomorrow but I needed to catch up before going back to work so here goes: [b]HEADLINE: Soldier/Sailor Talk[/b] [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 13 2007, 19.41' post='901421']Hey MJ, My ex's boy that's in Iraq, finally got home to his Momma. I think he has about another week's leave. :thumbsup:[/quote] [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jul 13 2007, 19.46' post='901431']Thats cool. WHen he gets off leave is he going back to Iraq or his duty station?[/quote] [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 13 2007, 19.49' post='901441']Back to Iraq, Evidently he's too good at his job.[/quote] [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jul 13 2007, 19.53' post='901446']Hell if I could I would take his place. I have already been deployed for 6 months, and I have 6 more to go, and Iraq is not in sight. We are about to go back to Japan (not that I don't like the place, I actually love it) but I would rather be in Iraq personally.[/quote] You want to be in Iraq? I cannot think of anywhere else on earth I would rather not be right now :o [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 13 2007, 19.56' post='901455']Yeah, the ex shipped one off to bootcamp & the next day, the other Marine was home. Pretty wild, huh?[/quote] [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jul 13 2007, 19.59' post='901463']Yea, I remember you telling me that the other day. It is good in a sense, but in the end it really isnt since the one that came home is going right back to Iraq. For my mom and dad I am their only son, so I can imagine how it is for them. And myself, when i am on deployments I do not like top talk to the people back home cause it makes me home sick. So I have not talked to either of them in 6 months. I had achance to go on leave, but a flight from Japan to Philadelphia is just too much for me.[/quote] Now Japan would be a good place to go - enjoy your time there MJ. [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jul 13 2007, 20.40' post='901523']My balls, my balls, my balls, my balls, my lovely manly balls[/quote] [quote name='Lucky Pierre' date='Jul 13 2007, 20.51' post='901542']Somehow 'lovely' and 'manly' together just crack me up when referring to balls![/quote] Yup not sure what that was about but it was funny. [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 13 2007, 21.51' post='901626']You guys keep talking in French and I'm going to start ad-libbing your conversations. :P[/quote] and Ben did in his last spam review - was my favourite part of it, great stuff Ben! [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 13 2007, 22.42' post='901709']I'm not sure any man could survive a slow game with Lany.[/quote] Because it was claimed to be an out of context quote I will leave it out of context. Just for the laughs. [quote name='Marcus' date='Jul 13 2007, 23.44' post='901766']Is it me, or does the :hat: emote look like a leprechaun with a cigar and sunglasses?[/quote] [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 14 2007, 01.34' post='901844']It is! It's a stoner leprechaun! :hat:[/quote] It sure is. hahaha! Kay talking to DP about her qualities: [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 14 2007, 02.19' post='901874']I am a completely hopeless cook but can train any cats or horses you may have, feed any ducks, chase down and tackle any miniature ponies, open stuck jars, and perform any small carpentry tasks you may have. Those are my skills that can be publicly listed, though my more impressive skills are no longer kosher to discuss under the new mod guidelines. I have very reasonable upkeep, just need a computer, my painting supplies, and to be fed. On birthdays, Christmas, and Anniversaries, I expect jewelry (gemstones, no diamonds). Frankennipple viewings are included.[/quote] What man could resist? [quote name='The Mad Moose' date='Jul 14 2007, 05.19' post='901994']We may all suck. But since we're all here together, well....we must be cool. We rock!!! TTTNE for EVAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote] Nice to see you here again Mad Moose and yeah I agree - we do. [quote name='Freudas' date='Jul 14 2007, 05.22' post='901997']Not sure if anyone has said this yet (because I'm not sifting through 30 pages of spam :P) But in honor of the thread title: Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol... Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol... Ooohhhhh, nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol... Co-co-co-co-co-cocaine![/quote] Thanks for that Freudas - and hey welcome to TTTNE feel free to post again sometime. [b]HEADLINE: A Bandito and Sandor pic[/b] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 14 2007, 05.40' post='902022'][url=http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/3943/meandsandorge2.jpg]Beast and Cat[/url][/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jul 14 2007, 05.44' post='902026']thanks SB! I picked myself a good calendar partner!![/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 14 2007, 05.47' post='902032']Don't worry I'll have my hair fixed for the calender. I'm sure you will make me look good. I might even wear something besides a Patriots shirt.[/quote] I find it hard to imagine SB wearing anything other than a Patriots shirt. [b]HEADLINE: Soph drops in! WoooT[/b] [quote name='Sophelia' date='Jul 14 2007, 16.18' post='902467']*sneaks in* Like Lany... I'm spamming from work oh I am sooo bored *procrastinates* And the snacks machine has run out of chocolate so I am having to eat crisps (chips to you Americans). Bah. I wanted chocolate. Crisps don't have those... um... what's that happy brain stuff? Happy Birthday Marcus :)[/quote] [quote name='Marcus' date='Jul 14 2007, 16.11' post='902461']Not much, not much. Watering trees amounts to my day...[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jul 14 2007, 16.20' post='902471']good day, soph i, too, am at work...you are part of an illustrious gang of malcontents.[/quote] [quote name='Sophelia' date='Jul 14 2007, 16.24' post='902478']Ooh - that sounds terribly glamorous. Are we some underground movement plotting the overthrow of the...um... leisured classes? :ninja: Hmm. I ordered a ninja but I think he just stamped on my crisps and left invisibly. Crisps shouldn't come out of the machine in smithereens. Bah. I hate it when there aren't any proper whole ones and your fingernails get all covered in salt and grease as you try and get the scrappy pieces from the corners of the packet. Watering trees? :stunned: What with? (My cat used to...er...water things) And what kind of trees? How many? What for? This sounds an unusual way to spend a birthday. I am intrigued.[/quote] [quote name='Marcus' date='Jul 14 2007, 16.47' post='902507']With a tractor and a 300 gallon tank with a hose? They're maple seedlings, and with us getting absolutely no rain, we have to water them or they'll die. There's about 20 of them. Basically I just park it, put the hose under the tree and let the water run out for 45 minutes then move to the next tree. And my birthday was yesterday :P[/quote] Actually that sounds kinda cool. [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jul 14 2007, 16.34' post='902492']we will indeed overthrow the leisured masses in orwellian fashion and then install a totalitarian regime that will stop at nothing to bring said masses to kneel in our god/dess like presence btw MJ...i'm the crotchety old man round here ;)[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 14 2007, 16.35' post='902494']I thought that was Quoth :lol:[/quote] [quote name='Sophelia' date='Jul 14 2007, 16.37' post='902497']I'm right next to the river here, near the sea, so I quite often see the navy ships come in. My building was designed by architects to have ship-like characteristics, since it was build over an old ship-yard. So some of the windows are round, there are some ropes and walkways, and a vaguely keel-like shape to some of the roofs... and it creaks and shifts in the wind (but I'm not sure that was intended).[/quote] Glad you dropped by Sophelia - always nice to see you. [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 14 2007, 16.58' post='902519']happy birthday marcus, what kind of tractor are you driving?[/quote] [quote name='Marcus' date='Jul 14 2007, 17.03' post='902524']My dad has John Deeres, Kubotas & Cockshutts. And Allis Chalmers. I always forget that tractor....[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jul 14 2007, 17.07' post='902526']aww Marcus, are you a farm boy?[/quote] [quote name='Marcus' date='Jul 14 2007, 17.15' post='902534']Well, I wouldn't call four acres a farm. My dad works for a John Deere dealership though, so there's always tractors going in and out, plus most of our tractors are antiques that we've restored and take them to shows. One John Deere, the Kubota and one of the Cockshutts are work tractors though. Not a whole lot to use them for this year though, the grass is all burned up.[/quote] [quote name='Marcus' date='Jul 14 2007, 17.21' post='902539']Here's a pic of our Cockshutt 20 Deluxe. It's only half done in this pic though, it's the only one I have :( [url=http://img508.imageshack.us/my.php?image=julydec05022ly5.jpg]My baby[/url][/quote] Nice tractor - we'll come back to this subject again later. [b]HEADLINE: Return of the Minion[/b] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 14 2007, 19.37' post='902636']My teenage son is coming home from his summer visit to his dad in Texas. I missed him.[/quote] Thats great news - hope you have a great reunion weekend. [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 14 2007, 19.52' post='902652']Ok, I know what I'm counting down. I know what SB is counting down, and I know what IW is counting UP. Lany, what's your countdown for? Sheesh, I should change my title to SPAM trendsetter[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 14 2007, 19.56' post='902656']There are a lot of things going to happen in 20 days....but it all starts with the NC con ;) yes, my dear, you are a trend setter. I mark my work calendar (since it's a 4 day weekend for me), but I liked putting it here too :)[/quote] Perhaps I should start a countdown till the day I see my girlfriend again . . . [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 14 2007, 20.12' post='902666']Hi Davos!!!! Look! We're behaving![/quote] Hahahaha! [quote name='Lucky Pierre' date='Jul 14 2007, 22.40' post='902774']Just got back from seeing HP5 at the IMAX and it totally rocked. The final battle scenes were in 3D... kicks ass![/quote] That sounds awesome. You know I disapprove of this trend in breaking up spam reviews . . . [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 14 2007, 23.44' post='902824']Posting just to piss Ben off.....[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 14 2007, 23.47' post='902826']*breaks up ben's review*[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 14 2007, 23.47' post='902828']*high-five*[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 14 2007, 23.53' post='902832']*shoots FD with spam gun* *tackles Kay and drags her to her room for spankings*[/quote] Now we come back to the subject of tractors: [quote name='Marcus' date='Jul 15 2007, 00.22' post='902851']We have a D10 Kay. I want a D21 though... Ah well. Can't have them all.[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 15 2007, 00.40' post='902862']my grandpa had the D19 on which I learned to drive a tractor when I was a little kid. AC's were his favorite so they're kind of special for me.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 15 2007, 00.39' post='902860']I have a bag of d20's[/quote] You're not the only one FD. [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jul 15 2007, 01.14' post='902875']i just looked that up, thinking it was some pills or something. i just noticed that there are some lucky bast'ds on the board who are part of the group: trolls :( wish i could be part of that.[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 15 2007, 01.46' post='902896']This kind of [url=http://z.about.com/d/collectdolls/1/0/N/X/trolls06c.jpg]Troll?[/url] Or perhaps [url=http://www.most-digital-creations.com/Troll%20Warrior.jpg]This kind?[/url] Of course then there are the kind that like to kill Christians [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpDo0BdC2SU&mode=related&search=]Finntroll - Trollhammeren[/url][/quote] I now imagine IW as the first type of Troll there with flame red hair . . . :uhoh: [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jul 15 2007, 03.02' post='902950']Busy times for the Deej. Must sleep - long journey ahead tomorrow, and graduation on Monday. I shall be away for a while, I think.[/quote] Have a great time at your graduation DJ. [quote name='The Mad Moose' date='Jul 15 2007, 03.28' post='902972']IdolWarship's AV is going to haunt my nightmares. Thanks. So what's new TTTNE'ers?[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jul 15 2007, 03.32' post='902976']thanks! it's a portrait of me, picking a winner. nothing new with me, what's up with the mad moose?[/quote] [quote name='The Mad Moose' date='Jul 15 2007, 03.36' post='902979']I'm getting hammered, so, nothing new here. Good things on the homefront, got a bunch of new furniture, so me and the wife aren't living like students anymore. You haven't slept until you've done it in a king-size bed. And you haven't done it, til you've done it in a king-size bed. We furnished most of our apartment for a pretty good price, no interest for 17 months. I'm enjoying my Paralyzers tonight. :cheers:[/quote] Kingsize beds rule for sure. [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jul 15 2007, 04.43' post='903008']Ben, I laughed so hard I cried when I read your ad-lib of the french conversation between Marcus and I![/quote] [quote name='Marcus' date='Jul 15 2007, 05.11' post='903017']His translation of LP was 100% correct though :P[/quote] Yeah that was great fun. [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 15 2007, 06.51' post='903053']We don't have enough women to pull this off[/quote] Out of context quote of the day. [quote name='Marcus' date='Jul 15 2007, 07.30' post='903075']Anybody know how long flood control is set to? The board clock is getting farther behind... it used to be 9 minutes, now it's 13 out...[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 15 2007, 07.36' post='903077']Even the board is against you[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jul 15 2007, 08.29' post='903097']and I think flood control is only like 15 seconds unless you have a deal with it like SB thinks he does :P[/quote] Hahaha - yeah I dunno what SB gave up to make that deal. Marcus and Blue Rose flirt a bit: [quote name='Marcus' date='Jul 15 2007, 08.32' post='903099']Uhm... because... votre beauté distrait? Yes, that's it.[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jul 15 2007, 08.35' post='903102']hahah yes you charmer, switching to french to get out of trouble[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jul 15 2007, 08.37' post='903105']hehehe one of these days you'll say something so charming it will end up in my sig![/quote] Yeah what the lady said. [quote name='Marcus' date='Jul 15 2007, 08.39' post='903106']Oh, now she has goals for me.... ETA: This also means all previous flattering statements have failed... damn, I didn't want to have to bring my A stuff this early...[/quote] [quote name='Lucky Pierre' date='Jul 15 2007, 08.47' post='903111']Good god you two still at it? Get a room! ;) [/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 15 2007, 13.58' post='903232']looks like I get to see HP today afterall YEAH! Going with the whole tribe. Minion already saw it, but is more than willing to see it again (says it was great). Brat has attached himself to his big brother and won't leave him alone :lol: he really missed him.[/quote] Enjoy the movie. [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jul 15 2007, 16.00' post='903323']You know spamming is not only about quantity. You got to have the quality too. That special quality, that certain something. Like falling in love and knowing it will last forever. Thats why this thread will never end. Because this thread is :love: [/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 15 2007, 16.14' post='903360']Its all in the hand/'mind connection. The Goat is right you can't just type crap it needs have something. He is the poor SOB that reads most of it. Along with Our Guests and A few mods.[/quote] I fixed the following post because Pebble could not get it right: [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 15 2007, 16.22' post='903374'][url=http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/taunt005.gif]All hail the mods[/url][/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 15 2007, 16.34' post='903397']So who was that smiley directed at?[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 15 2007, 16.40' post='903408']the mods who think we need to tone it down more than Gen Shat[/quote] Naughty Pebble. [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 15 2007, 16.41' post='903410']oh I need to win this cos I just found the smiley I was looking for. It has to be posted with a win.[/quote] Lets see if she does . . . [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 15 2007, 16.45' post='903424']We need a garden and our own Brewery. Slaps head. How come we have not built our own brewery.[/quote] [quote name='Marcus' date='Jul 15 2007, 16.46' post='903430']I see the need for a brewery, but why a garden?[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 15 2007, 16.47' post='903437']Umm vegtables. Maybe then TC will posts more. I love fresh vegtables.[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 15 2007, 16.46' post='903433']Planning to make your own moonshine SB?[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 15 2007, 16.46' post='903434']I thought we had a whiskey distillery what we need a brewary for?[/quote] Good idea though SB - keep it in mind. [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 15 2007, 16.49' post='903449']I got to win, cos I need to post my smiley, but I'll let you marcus have the honour of naming next thread[/quote] as you can see Pebble really wanted this one . . . [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 15 2007, 16.55' post='903479']Time for an avian win.[/quote] Quoth wants to win too . . . [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 15 2007, 16.50' post='903454']I can almost feel this now. Wonder if MG is gonna steel it[/quote] I did try :cry: [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 15 2007, 16.48' post='903442']Quoth scares me Marcus.[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 15 2007, 16.49' post='903452']nothing to fear from the bird, he knows how to treat the ladies[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 15 2007, 16.51' post='903459']SB taught me all I know. :)[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 15 2007, 16.52' post='903461']SB may have taught you but you still need smooth lessons from FD[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 15 2007, 16.53' post='903462']SB laid down all the principles of smoothiness. ;)[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 15 2007, 16.54' post='903468']FD took awhile to show is smoothness. He started out as a rock then a few spam maidens wore him down.[/quote] I wonder how FD will respond to this? [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 15 2007, 16.57' post='903493'][url=http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/whacky084.gif]this is it[/url][/quote] Great smiley however Pebble falls one post too short . . . [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 15 2007, 16.57' post='903494']Rats[/quote] An Avian win for Quoth. Onwards to TTTNE v.106: [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 15 2007, 16.59' post='903505']A surprise win. :D[/quote] Congratulations to Quoth. I posted a catch-up spam review on Page 1 of this thread: [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 15 2007, 18.18' post='903587']Thanks for the review. Just trying to prove you still got it? Felt Ben moving in on your territory? Are we going to see a [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAnQUM0JXq8]fight between you two?[/url][/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jul 15 2007, 18.26' post='903592']Sorry Bandito there will be no fighting between the spam reviewers. I simply wanted to comment on some stuff and get caught up before I go back to work tomorrow. Ben told me he needed a break this weekend because he has found out that this spam review job is hard work. Though I can exclusively reveal that Ben has chosen to take on the role of Weekend and Thursday Spam Reviewer (when time allows him to) which will be a big help to me and will help to keep the spam fresher for all you guys. I hope this will meet with unanimous approval from the spamcrowd.[/quote] I wish Ben good luck in his new role . . . [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 15 2007, 19.33' post='903650']I am returned. Movie was awesome, Brat was not. After avout 1.5 hrs he started gettining antsy, then whiney. But then I held him and he fell asleep. The dude behind us was rather pissed that Brat talked (and believe me, he wasn't the one one talking...there is a reason parents take their kids to early afternoon shows and not the evening ones...to avoid pissing off adults, so if you don't like kids, don't go to a kid movie in the middle of the afternoon...try something that starts after 8 pm when the little tykes are headed off to bed)[/quote] Sorry to hear that Lany - still glad you enjoyed the movie anyway. [quote name='Yana' date='Jul 15 2007, 20.03' post='903675']I need to hear something sensible and possibly not Harry Potter-related. The HP mania has gripped me. It happens every time when new book has to come out. I always think I'll be cool, but then I totally lose control. I CAN'T WAIT!!!!![/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jul 15 2007, 20.07' post='903682']6 days Yana, 6 days to go now . . . . Sorry :P[/quote] [quote name='Yana' date='Jul 15 2007, 20.10' post='903686']I hate you MG But I'm loving the avatar...amazing[/quote] Thanks - nice to see the Dot Lady too :kiss: Alright now that I have got completely caught up I think I will be OK at work this week. The spam review will return to its traditional format from tomorrow morning. Goodnight thread.