Yes I'm back and this is [b]MG's Almost Daily Spam Review Post - Mega Catch-up Edition[/b] with a fine selection of spam taken from TTTNE 102 - TTTNE 105. Ben has been doing a great job with his spam reviews but there is some stuff I wanted to comment on in there to so here we go. Oh and its great to be back :) Lany talking about meeting GRRM: [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 6 2007, 18.41' post='889230']when I met him the second time at a con, I said something totally stupid :blush: but after that, I was ok. (the rest of the week, I was able to handle myself in his presense...we saw him almost every night for a whole week)[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jul 6 2007, 18.43' post='889234']Lany, can I ask what you said that was embarrassing?[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 6 2007, 19.07' post='889277']I commented on the fact that my skirt was really a skort..."just in case I ended up drunk with my legs in the air." George said it was a little early in the con for legs in the air. :blush: what the hell was I thinking? why would I say just a crazy thing? I have no idea. smooth, wasn't I? and I hand't even started drinking yet.[/quote] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jul 6 2007, 19.10' post='889286']So how long before the legs were in the air?[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 6 2007, 19.16' post='889297']never. I got food poisoning and was sick...couldn't drink the whole time I was there[/quote] Hahahaha - great story Lany. MLA talking about her weasel: [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jul 6 2007, 19.01' post='889266']We lost Tinsel once. She follows the babygirl everywhere when she is out of her cage.Babygirl went out the front door to go out with a friend, not realizing Tinsel had followed her out. We thought she had curled up and went to sleep somewhere. Next day when she didn't come out, we put flyers around neighborhood. Neighbor about a block down the street found her. One of the happiest moments in babygirl's life. [url=http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n71/marmicmelmom/pets/TINSLE.jpg] Tinsel taking a tubby[/url][/quote] Cute story and a cute pic of Tinsel. MB (or should that be LP now?) talking about Live Earth: [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jul 8 2007, 00.28' post='890530']Props out to Alicia Keys, John Mayer, Melissa Etheridge and Madonna so far on the whole Live Earth thing...[/quote] Yeah I watched the whole thing too even though the BBC coverage of it pissed me off - cutting off tracks from Metallica, Spinal Tap and Beastie Boys and the strong swearing throughout the day, why did they not have a 30 second delay in there so they could bleep them out instead of constantly cutting away from stuff and apologising for it. And Jonathan Ross was totally the wrong host for the TV coverage, he did not have the right attitude for the event at all. I thought he was a total smurfing disgrace actually. Anyway, from the London event I enjoyed Kasabian, Razorlight, Snow Patrol, Keane, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Metallica, Spinal Tap, Beastie Boys, Foo Fighters, Madonna and from the New [s]York[/s] Jersey event I thought Melissa Etheridge was great (never heard of her before but she really put her heart into it I thought) and also Bon Jovi, Smashing Pumpkins and The Police. Other great sets from Linkin Park in Tokyo, Joss Stone in Johannesburg, Wolfmother and Crowded House in Sydney, Lenny Kravitz in Rio. A good day and a cause which I actually think is important to everyone on the planet. A success in my opinion, not sure it will do enough on its own to change the world but a good effort all round. [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jul 8 2007, 06.04' post='890759']peep my new sig. it's how many days old i am. :cheers: what is smurf an acronym for? single mothers u recently ... :uhoh:[/quote] You had best remember to update that sig every day IW! [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Jul 8 2007, 06.35' post='890765']Ok so I finally made my mind up to poke my head in and post. I have seen these threads but never really looked to deeply into them until no. So as the new kid waiting in line for the slide are there any rules I need to know? I can't break them if I don't know about them. And that's tragic for everyone.[/quote] Welcome to the insanity SR. [b]HEADLINE: Spam Review IV for Quoth[/b] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 8 2007, 18.28' post='891114']bah. I'm in re-cap withdrawal.[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jul 8 2007, 18.52' post='891138']I guess, then, that it would suck if I told you he's got 4 days off this week with his lady love and there will be no review for a while?[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 8 2007, 18.57' post='891144']Oh. My. God. That's right. I forgot. May I just say now: Aaaaarrrrrrrrrggggghhhhh! Well. At least there is a very good reason for it.[/quote] Is this better now Q? RW talking to new spammer SR: [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 8 2007, 21.28' post='891306']Hey Sr, My hat's off to you too, You entered this thread a helluva lot smoother than I did! I was on a F***ing 6 day bender last week, and I got invited over here by an awesome person, and proceeded to make a Complete Ass of myself, Cheers![/quote] Yeah but nobody is gonna forget your entrance RW. Quoth talking about the discussion to not post in the current Gen Shat abortion thread: [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 8 2007, 22.31' post='891426']I woud like to say that you ladies telling us strongly not to go visit a thread is akin to dancing topless on top of it. Of course I have to go look in. Now I have to go soak my brain in Clorox. Thank you ever so much.[/quote] This made me :rofl: [b]HEADLINE: A new Spam Reviewer is born[/b] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jul 8 2007, 23.35' post='891482']Ben you are so good with quoting and replying when you return to the thread-I think you ought to do the reivews while MG is gone! (hi MG-hope you are having a blast)[/quote] I did have a good time thank you and good work getting Ben to try his hand at the reviews. I always thought Ben would be great at the job if only he had the time for it. Good work Ben! :cheers: [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jul 9 2007, 05.12' post='891813']I hate to see any animal hurting or abused. My whole family were and are big on saving animals. You cant imagine the pets I have saved and had over the years. lol Actually the best was a starling I had for a few years, ran out in front of a semi to save it as a chick. It was just laying there in the road. I even had him potty trained he had a simple name of birdie from the Play "Bye bye Birdie" My mom called him turd bird. I made this big cage and he would get out of it every morning and wake me up. When he had to go to the bathroom he fly back to his cage. He also liked madonna, danced to music, and could imitate things like radio's cats and dogs.[/quote] Wow that is one talented bird. [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 9 2007, 12.51' post='892097']Im ok :( I am single once again. I really wanted to go but I was in no mood for the con. Sat night I was on a mission to do what I had to do with the Ky Dude. I end of getting stuck on the Ky Bridge for a couple of hrs due to a major car fire. You know I was thinking damn I could have went to the con but nooooooo. :dunno: Go figure huh Lucky 777 I did meet some nice people on the bridge ;) got a phone number and I learned something about myself. the Reds did win the night-I had a nice view of the fireworks, the bridge is right next to the stadium.[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jul 9 2007, 13.04' post='892116']Now thats looking at the silver lining for sure! :thumbsup:[/quote] Absolutely. Sorry it did not work out for you Bana but its good to see you are so positive about things. SB talking about the new ADWD Prologue released last week: [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 9 2007, 14.12' post='892237']I'm gonna try to hold off and wait on spoilers. I absorbed all I could for Feast and it ruined a few things. I read parts just to get through it. It was like "yeah yeah, I know this sh*t already can we get to the other parts." So if I go in a ADWD virgin (I mean that in the non sexual way Mods) the reading will be fresh.[/quote] Yup me too. I always avoid spoilers and do not read the preview chapters. [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jul 9 2007, 17.18' post='892614'][url=http://s102.photobucket.com/albums/m82/Vhagar/?action=view¤t=75dba52d.pbw]InCon Slideshow[/url][/quote] Great pics V - thank you. Loved the dancing stormtroopers! :lol: [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jul 9 2007, 21.19' post='893281']thanks DP so...in a few days I could be a single girl again[/quote] Oh no not you as well Blue! Whats going on round here? [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 9 2007, 23.01' post='893684']Man, I worked as a machinist, making parts within a thousandth of an inch, but I can't get an AV up! Man, ain't that Sweet! No, but thanks alot for your help there DP & Pebble. :thumbsup: :cheers:[/quote] Hahahaha! You'll figure it out sooner or later RW. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 10 2007, 00.54' post='893900'][b]Yana[/b] You should change your title to - [b]I am Legend[/b] It says it all.[/quote] But people might confuse her for Will Smith and that would not be good. (for those unsure what I mean Will Smith is in a film called I am Legend which comes out soon - interesting idea for a film, last man on earth living in a deserted New York City, why the smurf that is the title for the film though mystifys me completely). [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jul 10 2007, 08.55' post='894522']You should never work on your birthday. I did it once. It was horrible. I'm a summer baby too so I always grew up not even having school on my birthday, it was great! Then for my 17th I worked. :unsure: And my 19th actually. But no others. And I have my birthday already booked off this year :D[/quote] My birthday is in August so I got the same thing going on. I always book the day off so I do not have to work. Fortunately for me my birthday this year falls on a Thursday so I need not use up some of my valuable Annual Leave for it this year. [b]HEADLINE: Numb hand?[/b] [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jul 10 2007, 19.05' post='895327']Has any one woke up from sleep and had one whole numb?[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 10 2007, 19.06' post='895331']one whole what numb? :/ ;) arm? yes I have[/quote] [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jul 10 2007, 19.11' post='895336']Side, my whole right side was from foot up to the side of my face.[/quote] An entire numb side? No. I thought this was going to turn into a joke about the making your hand numb for the purpose of making it feel like someone else is smurfing you when you are smurfing yourself. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 10 2007, 22.14' post='895726'][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ws3xa4Cxbc]What the [color=#0000FF][size=3]Smurf[/size] [/color],did I get it?[/url][/quote] This was a great post to take the 1k a few threads ago because SB did not edit it. Good job SB. [b]HEADLINE: Everyone misses the goat[/b] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jul 10 2007, 23.20' post='895828']yay Ben! you really give MG a run for his money, I must say although we do miss you MG, hope you're having fun out there![/quote] [quote name='Marcus' date='Jul 10 2007, 23.24' post='895833']What is the goat up to anyways?[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 10 2007, 23.43' post='895858']think hes smurfing[/quote] I sure was. [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jul 10 2007, 23.29' post='895840']hooray for smurf avs! :cheers: excellent reviews, ben. who is this MG you all are talking about? :dunno:[/quote] Hahaha - how quickly they forget . . . [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jul 11 2007, 00.46' post='895931']the devil smurf is speaking to us...[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 11 2007, 00.47' post='895933']There is an angel smurf as well. I just haven't met her yet.[/quote] Keep the faith SB - one day, one day. [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jul 11 2007, 15.12' post='896584']Yea being on a ship, I can pretty much get a hold of nothing. It is what I get though for yelling for about 4 hours straight :)[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 11 2007, 15.15' post='896590']why did you yell for 4 hours straight?[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 11 2007, 15.20' post='896599']He's a man ;)[/quote] Hahahaha! [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jul 11 2007, 20.12' post='897236']I'm off to the Lick-Her-Store.... anyone need anything?[/quote] [quote name='Kiddo' date='Jul 11 2007, 20.12' post='897237']red hot pussy liquors????[/quote] Ewww. On the subject of learning new languages: [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 11 2007, 20.18' post='897247']I need to work on my english[/quote] Funny post Bana. Actually I am starting to learn Mandarin, cos this is my girls first language. [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Jul 12 2007, 01.28' post='897703']While I don't know what happened to your horse i'm glad she's getting better. I'm a huge animal lover myself.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 12 2007, 01.34' post='897712']I love animals too. Animals taste goooooood. ;)[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 12 2007, 01.49' post='897723']Kay, don't give him any cats! :uhoh:[/quote] Very funny Ben - hahahaha! [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 12 2007, 02.49' post='897776']Look at me, breaking into the middle of the spam review[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 12 2007, 02.50' post='897779']Kay :spank:[/quote] I hope this will not become some sort of new craze round here . . . [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Jul 12 2007, 04.57' post='897918']SB I think you have an unhealthy relationship with smurfs.[/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jul 12 2007, 05.00' post='897920']that is why we are so attracted to him Silent Rider. *That is actually a very creepy statement :lol:[/quote] Hahaha! [b]HEADLINE: SR one eye?[/b] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Jul 12 2007, 06.01' post='897974']They all look alike. And I should know I 20 vision.[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 12 2007, 06.07' post='897977']20 vision? You only have one eye? :pirate:[/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Jul 12 2007, 09.01' post='898045']Hence why I said 20 vision and not 20/20[/quote] Do you really only have the one eye SR? :stunned: I think this is a story that needs to be told if it is true. [b]HEADLINE: Dear Maria[/b] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jul 12 2007, 17.03' post='898649']remember when I mentioned a few threads back about the local band that wrote a song about her. The babygirl received one of those myspace bulletins from a friend who was [i]amazed, **itching [/i] (not sure which) at the number of people who have "Dear Maria" has their myspace song. Cracked me up. Then last night while we were in line for the HP movie ,Ria was like a local celebrity. Kids were walking by going "OMG, that's that girl Death from myspace". HAHAHAHA. or "That's Dear Maria" Twas a trip.[/quote] I know this was in Ben's spam review but wow that is big news. Congrats to Ria and the band, this song will be a big hit I think. We can all say we know that girl (or her great mother) when it happens. [b]HEADLINE: So Pebble really missed me huh?[/b] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 12 2007, 17.55' post='898785'][url=http://www.toydreamer.com.au/images/largecrier.jpg]This one is for MG. and what a wonderful goat he is[/url][/quote] I love that smurf - good call Pebble. [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 12 2007, 22.48' post='899484']I dedicate this page to the awsumness that is Ben edit. well I tried to dedicate page 40, Guess that will always belong to loved up goatman[/quote] That page 40 thing will always be remembered I guess . . . [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 12 2007, 22.53' post='899494']hey do you know how amaising MG is [url=http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/goats.jpg]well check this out[/url][/quote] Great pic - and I think it is about time for an avatar change too . . . [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 12 2007, 23.06' post='899517']ok to hounor the goats new found love and as an act of worship I have made [url=http://www.ryanlopez.org/conservationofmass/images/sw-julbock.jpg]this[/url] I suggust we set it on fire. Oh By the way I am actually looking for a smurfed goat[/quote] Thanks . . . erm, I think. [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jul 12 2007, 22.28' post='899429']I feel a spam review coming on....[/quote] You really are becoming attuned to the spam now Blue? [b]HEADLINE: Double standards?[/b] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jul 12 2007, 22.45' post='899478']top five kinky sex scenes in gen shat... and what do you know...not a mod in sight.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 12 2007, 22.51' post='899489']they must have deleted the whole thing....[/quote] [quote name='Lucky Pierre' date='Jul 12 2007, 22.54' post='899497']Its in entertainment...[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 12 2007, 22.58' post='899508']I have to say, other than the F word used a lot, the kinky sex thread is rather LAME! I practice kinkier sex than that alone.[/quote] Thats one reason why we love you Lany :kiss: and what is up with the double standards round here? Man. Ben and DP talking about helping Kay: [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 12 2007, 23.43' post='899596']Then you and I can help Kay with her deck. By this I mean, you and I watch drinking beer while she builds it.[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 12 2007, 23.50' post='899607']Or how about, you guys come build it and I will put on my camo pants and pink skull bikini top and watch you/allow you to watch me.[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 12 2007, 23.54' post='899616']I have the feeling we won't be getting the deck built. :leer:[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 13 2007, 00.10' post='899645']Well, I drop a lot of things I must slowly bend over to retrieve[/quote] Nice set of posts here to get the imagination going :drool: [quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Jul 13 2007, 05.22' post='900021']I was just gonna share [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ULVQOneeZE]some music[/url] with ya'll too. I was just thinking the other day that what's really amazing about this thread is that IT NEVER ENDS![/quote] Nope it really does not - ain't it grand? [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 13 2007, 05.27' post='900034']Remember our most famous lurker was The Goat.[/quote] Damn right I was. I made a grand entrance though *smiles at happy memory* Another lovely lady who missed me . . . [quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Jul 13 2007, 05.26' post='900033']And, WAIT, Ben does the spam review? Meaning the Goat doesn't??? I should've kept up. What's up with my Goat friend?[/quote] [quote name='Lucky Pierre' date='Jul 13 2007, 05.27' post='900036']Smurfing his GF before she leaves forever... very happy/tragic...[/quote] Hey she is not gone forever, just a few months :cry: [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 13 2007, 05.28' post='900037']Just taking a little time off for love. He will be back in a week or so.[/quote] [quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Jul 13 2007, 05.29' post='900039']Ah. Love. Love is nice. That's a pretty good reason to take some time off.[/quote] Thanks TC - it was pretty smurfing good :thumbsup: [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jul 13 2007, 14.53' post='900553']ETA: Because evidently I've started to talk like Tarzan.[/quote] [quote name='Lucky Pierre' date='Jul 13 2007, 14.59' post='900567']I did not hear ANYTHING remotely like 'AAAA HHAAAA AAAAAAAAA HAAHAAAAAA AAAAAA''' in your post! ;)[/quote] Hahahaha! [b]HEADLINE: A story from the con[/b] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jul 13 2007, 18.01' post='901004']Loons? I guess it's nicer than what the people at the con were calling us![/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 13 2007, 18.03' post='901009']you know fucking what...I would have went the fuck off. I dont play that. See I would have said something[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jul 13 2007, 18.09' post='901026']There was some sort of Junior League baseball thing going on at the same time and they were staying at the same hotel. We got hassled. I did put on some snark. Friday night we were on the elevator and a bunch of them got on with one chaperone and a ton of beer. Hmmm...He started like he was going to give us some shit but we got off on the next floor. Next morning Treb and I get on and one of the baseball adult people were on there so I looked at Treb and said "So, I wonder how hung over all those little baseball guys are this morning." Treb shot me a shocked look. "What? That was a freaking lot of beer for what? 4 adults? Lots of hungover little baseball players this morning." Hence....Treb started calling me Lady Snark. At least the baseball guy had the awareness to look ashamed.[/quote] Great story. So it was at this point I returned on Friday: [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jul 13 2007, 19.02' post='901150']MG, I'm so sorry about your Lady MG leaving. Just hang in there, and in some ways LDRs can be fun, you never fight when you are together because you are both working so hard to make sure everything is great and of course the :smileysex: ...always the best![/quote] We have not known each other long enough to fight. We get on so well it just makes the whole LDR more difficult. She did say she regretted leaving so soon and called herself a "stupid dumphead" for not staying here longer. I kind of agree but can't really say that can I. But anyway we are still in touch via phone and net, so hopefully things will work out for us. Thanks to everyone for the hugs though, much appreciated. Alright so this now brings us up to date with where Ben left off his last review so coming up later - A rare Weekend Spam Review from MG!