*places bucket of spam on floor* 'Chow time spammers! Come and get your fill with [b]MG's Almost Daily Spam Review Post![/b]' *tries to avoid the stampede* Yes hello and welcome to feeding time at the Zoo once again. In this first part of today's Spam Review we round up all the action from the closing stages of the Centenary Edition TTTNE. [b]Returning Spammer for the Centenary Edition: No.5[/b] [quote name='The Goddess Dictator' date='Jul 2 2007, 14.16' post='881242']I am here. again. finally.[/quote] Welcome back. [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 2 2007, 15.03' post='881341']Thanks, MG. Tilt of my universe corrected. :)[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jul 2 2007, 15.12' post='881357']Does that have anything to do with the 'angle of the dangle' :lol: (I coudn't resist)[/quote] Hahaha! [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jul 2 2007, 15.19' post='881373']So many people here. It's like feeding time at the Zoo! :lol:[/quote] Sometimes I even inspire myself. [b]HEADLINE: Welcome to the Rogue[/b] [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 2 2007, 16.01' post='881464']Lany are tickling your sultry, enchantress V again?[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 2 2007, 16.03' post='881473']always darling. glad you joined us :kiss: RW is a new friend of mine...so play nice with him :leer:[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 2 2007, 16.12' post='881494']welcome sexy[/quote] [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 2 2007, 16.17' post='881513']Hi yourself sexier.[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 2 2007, 16.19' post='881524']:smoking: How is the Rogue this day? V-we have to keep our eye on this one ;)[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jul 2 2007, 16.22' post='881534']I agree. This one might just try to enslave us all with the charm. DP might have a runner in the smooth catergory here.... ;)[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 2 2007, 16.24' post='881539']I dont know yet :dunno: Where is my sex god at anyway ;)[/quote] [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 2 2007, 16.26' post='881543']Do y'all know Lany pretty good. I think I have a major crush on her, shh, don't tell.[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 2 2007, 16.28' post='881550']*****Put that in the review MG******* Lany is #1 in my book[/quote] As requested. So far the Rogue has been quite charming and polite, but then: dun, dun, dhuuun [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 2 2007, 16.28' post='881552']I'm so sexy even my ex's still want my body.[/quote] [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 2 2007, 16.35' post='881577']How about a foursome, me, you, Lany...and her broom![/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 2 2007, 16.37' post='881581']Rouge-Please get over yourself[/quote] [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 2 2007, 16.37' post='881584']I want to see pictures of you gorgeous women, any on this Forum? Ladies?[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jul 2 2007, 16.41' post='881591']I leave no evidence. :ninja: I am a shadow...I do not exist.[/quote] [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 2 2007, 16.42' post='881595']Ok, I'm over myself. Can I have a kiss?[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 2 2007, 16.43' post='881607']nope :leaving:[/quote] [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 2 2007, 16.43' post='881608']I bet you're gorgeous.[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jul 2 2007, 16.47' post='881632']Sweet talker. This is of course, subjective.[/quote] [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 2 2007, 16.47' post='881627']Please, I'll lick you all over?[/quote] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jul 2 2007, 16.49' post='881638']Creepy.[/quote] I have to agree with 14D here. I am no Mod and would never accept such powers for myself, because we are a self moderating kinda place but I stepped in for a quiet word with our new friend: [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jul 2 2007, 16.49' post='881637'][b]Rogue Warrior[/b] - though Lany may have vouched for you here, you still need to chill a bit dude. Tell us something REAL about yourself. Your Age, where you live and who you are. Then ask nicely for the ladies to tell you about themselves and maybe then they will grant you the privilege of seeing their beautiful pictures and let me promise you that they are beautiful and worth the effort of being nice. OK?[/quote] [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 2 2007, 16.58' post='881666']Sorry if I came on too strong, I'm just bored and have a massive hangover. I'm 41, I live in Dallas, Tx. Oh, any Zakk Wylde fans? I'm not a big computer whiz, so this is all really new to me.[/quote] Thank you RW and welcome. Might be an idea not to flirt heavily with people who do not know you yet via the Internet when you are either drunk or hungover. But once the girls know you a little better - anything goes :devil: [b]HEADLINE: Serious News Story - bad weekend for MLA and family[/b] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jul 2 2007, 16.43' post='881604']The babygirl and a bunch of friends, the brat and a bunch of her friends all went to local church Saturday night that was hosting a Charity Benefit for cancer. There were 5 or 6 local bands playing ,several of which my girls are friends with. Unfortunately they had some trouble with a gang of African Americans that showed up. One girl had her camera stolen, baby girl was outside of building, just outside door with a friend when they had to call police cause one the kids started a fight and pulled a gun. Scared the babygirl. No sooner had I returned home from picking up babygirl and her friends, then Mr. MLA called. Ria was walking through parking lot to car when she was jumped by one the kids, the ripped a chunck of hair out of her head, threw her to ground and stole her phone . It was one of those sidekicks. It has a strap, so it hangs from her wrist. She was bruised and sore, and really upset about loosing about her phone. I was just thankful no one was seriously hurt. It's just very sad, that a wonderful event that allows young teens (which this was mostly) to have fun and be part of a charitable cause was marred. It's not as if this was hosted in a bad or high crime area either. Just so sad. What makes it even more aggravating was how brazon these kids were. There is a neighborhood police station (one of the mini ones) less than a block away.[/quote] :grouphug: for MLA and family. Hope everyone is ok. [b]HEADLINE: Run up to the 1k post[/b] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jul 2 2007, 16.51' post='881644']Oops. Started talking about cricket and nearly forgot the race.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 2 2007, 16.53' post='881649']So sad I can't bring myself to comment.[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jul 2 2007, 16.54' post='881653']Emo Ravens are weird.[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 2 2007, 16.55' post='881655']I so luv emo Ravens[/quote] Quoth the emo Raven! [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jul 2 2007, 16.57' post='881665']Does anyone else find it strage that this smiley: :lmao: has a widow's peak? I think this is odd. Maybe he's the vampire....[/quote] This is indead odd lmao [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.02' post='881684']Man, my game must ha ve really gotten rusty. :([/quote] Awww, poor Dragon. [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.01' post='881678']No, ben! You are but a lowly worm who knows not of races and competition. All you know is how to split yourself in 2.[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.02' post='881688']Then I will split and split and win this race with an abundance of posts. :pirate:[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.02' post='881686']Ben you can split yourself into two :love:[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.04' post='881695']:love: *splits self in two, both halves proceed to take care of Bana*[/quote] Nice work Ben. Bana mentions how much she loves her Mr Smooth - DP: [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.02' post='881687']I always thought FD was Mr Smooth[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.03' post='881692']not at all, 14D. it is in your image that i pattern my smoove talk. :thumbsup: you are the original. i'm just a cheap carbon copy.[/quote] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.03' post='881690']Who is Mister Softee though?[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.04' post='881698']Master Baiter. He must always be Soft.......ee.[/quote] I don't think MB will appreciate this comment . . . [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.06' post='881717']This will be close.[/quote] Not just close but spot on - guess you are not so rusty after all 14D. [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.08' post='881727']The smooth dragon won it all! :cheers:[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.09' post='881736']14d is good with his fingers :devil:[/quote] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.08' post='881731']Good to see some of my skills remain intact.[/quote] Cool. [b]HEADLINE: A breach of the Secret Peace[/b] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 2 2007, 19.00' post='881992']Now just where did my Secret Piece go off to......[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 2 2007, 19.02' post='881998']If your secrete piece went off, I don't wanna know...[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jul 2 2007, 19.05' post='882004']I was gonna say something but I'll behave. ;)[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 2 2007, 19.08' post='882012']First time for everything. :D[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 2 2007, 20.45' post='882202']How dare people have secrets in this place. We're supposed to share everything! :tantrum:[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 2 2007, 20.46' post='882205']who has a secret? :leaving: [/quote] Hahahaha! [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jul 2 2007, 20.50' post='882211']Stop posting in here.[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 2 2007, 21.11' post='882263']what if I dont want to[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 2 2007, 21.20' post='882288']*casually inspects an array of feathers* We have our ways.[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 2 2007, 21.21' post='882291']Is that a promise or a threat big bird?[/quote] You know where that went from there . . . [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 3 2007, 01.04' post='882649']I want to take this to page 100. Ohhh it's been sooo long since I've been to a page 100. Ohh that would get my spam funk on.[/quote] It is nice to have dreams. [b]HEADLINE: The SB and IW Spambrothers Show[/b] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 3 2007, 01.22' post='882687']Oh Hi IW! How is that Music project going! Did I ever get back to you about making Data DVD's with windows media. Sometimes my memory is not so good.[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 3 2007, 01.23' post='882689']Who are you!? :uhoh:[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jul 3 2007, 01.23' post='882692']yeah, you did. i am currently working on burning about 35-40 cd's, since i can't figure out dvd's. too scared to download nero. not my computer. but yeah, probably sometime next week i might finish.[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 3 2007, 01.30' post='882704']Brain and fingers are not making the smoooooth transition at the moment. I think I edit edit more than any person here.[/quote] You should try editing this column together - now that is editing. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 3 2007, 01.31' post='882707']You are probably wearing someone else's pants at the moment arn't you! Damn I'm jealous. :pirate:[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jul 3 2007, 01.32' post='882711']i'm wearing donald ducks pants. :)[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 3 2007, 01.41' post='882733']Hairy balls of the gods![/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jul 3 2007, 01.42' post='882737']that should totally be you title. tom brady isn't even old enough to legally become president.[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 3 2007, 01.44' post='882740']Hairy Balls of Tom Brady - he will be when he retires. I suppose I could change up for a bit. Hairy Balls of the Gods or Tom Brady? Is there a difference? I saw FD he needs to get his hairy balls in here.[/quote] So now you know why SB changed his title. [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jul 3 2007, 01.41' post='882735']are we at page 100 yet? my feet are tired. i want to relax with a nice cold alcoholic beverage, but according to a poll, 3 out of 4 people in this house think i drink too much.[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 3 2007, 01.42' post='882736']Are those real people or other personalities in your head?[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jul 3 2007, 01.43' post='882739']normally i don't consider kids real people, but i'll make an exception and say yes, they are real.[/quote] I don't recommend you take a poll of TTTNE to determine whether you drink too much or not :uhoh: SB mentions that FD appeared and should post: [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jul 3 2007, 01.50' post='882757']i saw him too. he won't show. he is busy counting down things. minutes until off work. days until divorce. years until death.[/quote] Yup the Dude is just a countdown kind of person. If he were an evil destory the world villian type Dude he would have a big countdown clock to when he is gonna set the bomb off that destorys the world, which of course would get stopped with seconds to spare by the hero . . . sorry too many James Bond movies I think. [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 3 2007, 03.23' post='882827']The last few pages have been like an episode of the Twilight Zone.[/quote] :rofl: [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 3 2007, 03.44' post='882854']Yeah, but a dirty Twilight Zone. You know, it makes me wonder a bit if there's porn out there thats a little freaky(er) called The Twilight Bone?[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 3 2007, 03.55' post='882876']I love some of the cool names for porn movies. What would they call this place? The Thread That always Bends? nah can do better than that. Best porn currently on Bandito's tv that he is too cheap to pay for - [b]Black Cops/White Cons[/b] Pay per movies that could be porn with a little work - [b]Hannibal Rising[/b] and [b]Catch and Release[/b] Still working on a porn title for this thread. I thought we had one about 40 threads ago.[/quote] Yup we did, cannot remember them now either . . . [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jul 3 2007, 05.12' post='882959']cum blew over the buku breasts :leaving:[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 3 2007, 06.17' post='883019']Yes I just Googled buku. I am quite sure I am not the only one who didn't have a clue what it meant.[/quote] Neither do I and I think I prefer my life this way . . . Alright Part Two of the spam review covering the opening dozen or so pages of TTTNE 101 coming up later.