Well we have made it to the grand old age of 100 threadlets. This is a time to celebrate the passing of the old great TTTNE that was and to be happy for what we have now. And what we have now is [b]MG's Almost Daily Spam Review - Bumper Friday Edition[/b] for all you wonderful spammers. Oh and the guests, lets not forget all those guests that are now regularly visiting the thread to read the spam review. We salute you for your dedication to our thread and extend a cordial invitation to pluck up your courage, press that join button and come talk to us some day. Go on, give it a try . . . So this spam is taken from TTTNE v.99, the last of the double digit threadlets: [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 27 2007, 17.20' post='873159']Time to break out all the :whip: and all the :spank: and give in to your darker natures....but please have fun in a safe manner :lol: Tie me up, spank me and don't stop there.[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 27 2007, 17.21' post='873165']My type of thread baby.[/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jun 27 2007, 17.21' post='873167']great now my :whip: will be used in all manner of ways without my knowledge[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 27 2007, 17.23' post='873174']I'd be happy to provide you with a detailed log but I'd venture to say you'd rather not know.[/quote] So long as it is cleaned afterwards I think GC will not mind. The last spam review was at this point, some comments about it: [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 27 2007, 18.14' post='873335']Your missus works on a building site, MG? I work on a building site :stunned:[/quote] Have you seen a cute asian girl working as a Quantity Surveyor on your site? If so, tell her to check her MSN and reply won't you. K, thanks. [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 27 2007, 18.15' post='873339']Thanks MG...there was some good stuff in there that I missed :grouphug:[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 27 2007, 18.17' post='873349']yeah thanks MG I always miss lots. I like getting featured in the review I feel all warm and fuzzy[/quote] Aww thank you. Are you getting that feeling again now Blue? [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jun 27 2007, 18.19' post='873356']*watches the goatboy place a poster sized pic of new girl on the wall*[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 27 2007, 18.20' post='873359']Only poster sized? He doesn't love her as much as I thought he did.[/quote] I have her picture slideshow as my screensaver on my home PC and have her pic in my wallet. Perhaps I should try to get a high resolution picture of her, blow it up, frame it and put it on my bedroom wall. Do you think she would mind? :uhoh: [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 27 2007, 18.26' post='873382']so many lurkers, MG they are all here for the review![/quote] Yup the guests are loving this thread and the review. The challenge is to get some of them to join the board and start posting here . . . [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jun 27 2007, 19.26' post='873555']Time for me to head out. :love: to all. *locks dungeon doors and takes the keys with her*[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 27 2007, 19.28' post='873558']not again[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 27 2007, 19.29' post='873560']:uhoh: locked in with a gal who "likes to play rough" *pounds on door * MLA!!!![/quote] Hahahaha! [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 27 2007, 21.26' post='873793']I dont bite-(well, yes I do)[/quote] So does my gal, she also scratches a bit :blush: Should I be worried? [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 27 2007, 20.02' post='873647']Dungeon huh? I'll D&D my way to the 100th level no problem at all.[/quote] Is everybody here an ex RPG player too? [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 27 2007, 21.45' post='873819']OK, so I'm getting a Glimpse of my soon to be non-Leisure Suit Larry life: 7/16-Phoenix 7/23-Indy August-Back and Forth Chicago Sept-Novemeber- Back and forth Hawaii Dec-Jan Back and forth California Jan-Feb Dec-Back and Forth Hawaii Mar-May-back and forth California Jun-Jul -East Coast :rolleyes: So that is the next 12 months of my life.... it is times like this that I wish I still lived in Denver.. or somewhere else 'in the middle'...[/quote] Yeah your life sucks man. I would hate to have to travel to all those beautiful and fantastic places all the time. Its a wonder you have not hung yourself from a palm tree already . . . . [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 27 2007, 21.54' post='873832']I'm king of fucking world.[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 27 2007, 21.59' post='873838']King of [i]the[/i] fucking world or King of Fucking [i]the [/i]World[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 27 2007, 22.02' post='873841']Damn wireless keyboards. :( Perhaps I shall build Fucking World and declare myself King? :cheers:[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 27 2007, 22.08' post='873844']sounds like a plan Does Fucking World need a queen?[/quote] We would need to see credentials first . . . :P [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 27 2007, 22.14' post='873861']I'm off for a shower, weeeeeeee.[/quote] [quote name='Jhogo's Evil Twin' date='Jun 27 2007, 22.22' post='873879']golden shower? :unsure:[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 27 2007, 22.24' post='873882']me thinks I want one before I leave too... :leaving:[/quote] I think this was a cross posting with MB replying to DJ without seeing JET inbetween. But it made me laugh :lol: [quote name='House Karstark' date='Jun 27 2007, 22.40' post='873907']HI![/quote] Thanks for playing. [b]HEADLINE: Welcome to the insanity Trebla[/b] [quote name='Trebla' date='Jun 27 2007, 22.57' post='873934']so how does one join this debauchery????? :thumbsup:[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 27 2007, 23.00' post='873937']Bow down to the goddessessesss that are Lany and Kiddo! And hand over all your candy. Thats it![/quote] [quote name='Trebla' date='Jun 27 2007, 23.03' post='873949']Thats IT??? Hmmm...okay. Easy enough. I WAS hoping for perhaps "thanks you mistresses, may I have another!" :wideeyed: *bows and offers peanut butter cups*[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 27 2007, 23.04' post='873951']Hi Treb and welcome! When do we get to :smileysex: you?[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 27 2007, 23.05' post='873955']:lol: MB, you horny toad...don't scare him away. Peanut butter cups are my favorite :love:[/quote] [quote name='Trebla' date='Jun 27 2007, 23.07' post='873959']lol...HIIII all! thank u for the welcome! Master...DOWN, boy!!!!!! :P[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 27 2007, 23.07' post='873960']Me thinks he likes it! And I like Peanut Butter cups too... just not A cups...[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 27 2007, 23.13' post='873966']well I'm a C cup, so we can be friends MB[/quote] I think we need to see pictures of Blue Rose quite soon. It may not be INHAW II yet but an early preview would not go amiss . . . [quote name='Kiddo' date='Jun 27 2007, 23.19' post='873970']treb kicks ass, it is known[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 27 2007, 23.38' post='874000']I had heard this rumor that he was a nice guy :)[/quote] Welcome to the insanity Treb. [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 27 2007, 23.40' post='874004']Greetings, Treb. *waves* I'm afraid they've failed to mention the mandatory strident battery of psychological tests... 1.) Have you now or have you ever been a "furry"? 2.) What is your stance on the world wide "Shower Urchin" problem? 3.) Would you find an occasional, make that, extremely rare and well disguised sexual references offensive? 4.) Pengiuns, friend or foe?[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 27 2007, 23.43' post='874009']Quoth, you forgot, 5.) Lime or Orange Jello?[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 27 2007, 23.49' post='874021']*shakes head* it is Lime or Strawberry...and of course the correct answer is always [size=6][color=#9ACD32]LIME[/color][/size][/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 27 2007, 23.52' post='874026']Are you sure it's strawberry? Yes, it's strawberry. But you're right, lime's the way to go on that one.[/quote] No way - STRAWBERRY! [quote name='Trebla' date='Jun 27 2007, 23.59' post='874035']CHERRY jello. I'm my OWN man!!!!! and ale-key-hol? Did I mention I'm an original board drunk? :cheers:[/quote] Good for you! Hahaha! Talk soon turns back to the dungeon theme and spanking avatars: [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 28 2007, 00.31' post='874088']Actually...I've had guys smack me on the butt, you know, in the moment and I just give them annoyed look. None of them do it more than once. It's an unconscious annoyed look, but...yeah. It must be good because no one has ever done it twice.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 28 2007, 00.33' post='874091']I rather like it actually :blush:[/quote] Yup, we know. [quote name='Trebla' date='Jun 28 2007, 00.41' post='874103']WOW, Vhagar....that av is....hummina, hummina, boomski!!! :leer:[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 28 2007, 00.44' post='874108']OK, Peanut Butter cups and now he likes my av. He stays. Call me V. ;) (It is He, isn't it? :blush:) Oh lord. I've taken Peb's place, haven't I? At least I didn't call Trebs a cross-dressing lesbian or something....[/quote] Hahaha! Great reaction to the Av by Trebs there too. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 28 2007, 00.44' post='874109']Grrr. Lightening was a little close, but I have survived.[/quote] Glad you dodged at the right time SB. [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 28 2007, 01.20' post='874201']...well, I haven't made the formal TTTNE announcement, but my job location is being closed as a free-standing entity and blah blah blah, basically, I may not have a job in a couple months.[/quote] Thats bad news V - hope you get something worked out soon. [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 28 2007, 02.27' post='874294']A lot of people putting themselves on the beat list today, let me tell you. The beating list- 1. my friend Lindsey- I took four days off work because she was coming to visit for my birthday, I took said days off four months in advance and all of work bitched and moaned about it. Two weeks beforehand, she cancels. 2. my coworker (the one with the nacho cheese)- has mono, is a sissy, leaves me hanging on two weeks of work on 5 minutes notice because she has an illness that gives you a sore throat and makes you sleepy. 3. my boss- leaves me to do his job, which I don't even know how to do for at least a week but not necessarily only a week because he is a drunk and decided to just not show up. He also neglected to inform me of an order he knew was going to be placed of 500 on top of my regular workload, doing his job, and doing my coworker's job. The 500 need to be done in a week, which includes cutting all of these frames. Also ordered an ad that must be in by Saturday morning that I was unaware someone (and since nobody else does anything at my work anymore, someone is me) needs to design it. Thanks. 4. my friend Al- he is moving but can't take all his stuff with in one trip, asked me to keep some of it at my house. Since these were mostly large items that may or may not fit up my stairs where most of my extra room is, I cleared out the laundry room. I also cleaned the house, which took 3 hours after work on Monday of this already busy week. He was supposed to be here on Tuesday, cancelled and said he'd be here tonight as soon as I got home. I waited two hours, asked him what was up, and oh, he found someplace else, thanks for offering. Now I moved all that stuff for nothing, will have to move it back, cleaned for nothing, and will not see him again before he moves to Arizona.[/quote] Alright that does suck and those people deserve what they get for mucking you about. [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 28 2007, 02.52' post='874337']the worst part is, I am being run ragged, and Mr. Fury starts his three weeks vacation today. That bitch[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 28 2007, 02.53' post='874338']Well yeah. Make mr Fury do all the cleaning and stuff, and do that cooking magic that you gush over and stuff. Make him take care of you![/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 28 2007, 03.02' post='874351']I second FD. Mr. Fury can help around the house until your work situation settles down.[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 28 2007, 03.07' post='874357']i don't 3rd. :thumbsdown:[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 28 2007, 03.10' post='874362']IW, I'd whip you if it wasn't already GC's job. :P[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 28 2007, 03.19' post='874374']i'm whipped am i? dude, you're more whipped by my woman than me, without any of the benefits. poor little worm. :P you won't catch me spending my vacation helping around the house. feminist men. *shakes head* now, if you'll excuse me, i have to empty the dishwasher, fold laundry, feed the dog, and take out the trash. :leaving:[/quote] Brilliant! Hahahaha! [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 28 2007, 03.32' post='874393']That's the way it is in most situations for me, in fact, I don't find guys attractive if I don't sufficiently intimidate them, which is a feat being 5'4". As for Mr. Fury, the cleaning only fell to me because it was my guest coming over. Otherwise I never cook or clean. Instead I do the farm stuff and open stuck jelly jars. FD you are Sailor Ben you are Cowboy[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 28 2007, 03.44' post='874408']Somehow I don't think being only 5'4 is much of a problem for you. ;) [western drawl]Yes, sir, ma'am; I'm known in these here parts as Cowboy Ben[/drawl] *attempts to ride off into sunset, but is thrown off of horse* [bleep][bleep] animal![/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 28 2007, 03.51' post='874418']oh, I mistyped, I'm 5'5"- when you are short, you don't want to lose an inch like that. I had a roleplaying geek friend I met online and we met up at GenCon. The first thing he said to me- "Oh you're so little! You type taller."[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 28 2007, 03.53' post='874422']I have not gone to GenCon in ages and ages. Last time I was there was for the Day of Thunder.....97 I think. Always good to meet another RPG geek :cheers:[/quote] See everyone here plays RPGs :D [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 28 2007, 04.58' post='874511']Oh and I looked SMOKIN HOT in my jeans tonight... the bar we went to had a circular moving dance floor... so we just walked out there and stood... and looked HOT while we went around and around without ever moving... We had people ask to take our pictures... because we were that good/cool looking... Then the cat pissed on my rug.[/quote] MB had quite a rant about the cat pissing on the floor, but its an 18 year old cat so I would perchance to guess its body is failing it. Either that or it just don't give a shit no more. [quote name='Dracarys' date='Jun 28 2007, 04.58' post='874513']Spite is when the cat craps [i]inside[/i] your shoe, so you get a nice surprise. (The above happened to a friend of mine) Cat's are good, ours be gone as of last week. Things are going pretty damn well if I say so myself. Getting a big promotion as a hockey ref.[/quote] Sorry to hear about the cat Drac, but it seems other things in your life are good. Congrats on the promotion. [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 28 2007, 05.05' post='874525']Drac, if you are interested in a new cat (I know it might be a little soon for you) I am looking for a home for Little Orphan Chupacabra[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 28 2007, 05.10' post='874536']Drac, be sure to ask what Chupacabra means.[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 28 2007, 05.19' post='874553']Much to MG's amusement it literally means "Goat sucker".[/quote] Indeed :D [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 28 2007, 05.28' post='874567']So are we going to find our way out of this dungeon tonight? I was playing a perfectly crappy roleplaying computer game before it crashed. Lost my character. Got to love crappy engineering. So now I re-dedicate my self to spam. Yana has forsaken me. Football is weeks away. I must avoid alcohol due to health concerns and medications. So what else do I have?[/quote] We welcome you back to the spam and would not have it any other way SB. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 28 2007, 05.52' post='874615']Wow! :smug: That was awesome. I only wish a movie director could have captured that. That piss was [b]Apocalypse Now[/b] or [b]Saving Private Ryan[/b]. I stood off the porch challenging nature's wind with my urine as distant thunder crashed in the skies. Lightening briefly illuminated my stream with a crack that made me feel insignificant despite my man-bulk hanging in the night. Wow. Just wow.[/quote] Wow! This should be in the Zen thread. [quote name='Jhogo's Evil Twin' date='Jun 28 2007, 05.56' post='874618']sounds a bit like a [b]300[/b] moment to me[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 28 2007, 05.58' post='874619']Exactly. Minus the outfits. And the rock hard abs. And the swords. I do own a sword. A Japanese sword from WWII. My father gave it to me. Yeah my father wanted to throw the sword away. He gave it to me. He is not big on memories. I also have a Japanese gun. I need to get the sword restored. It is in great shape, but the handle (sharkskin and leather) needs some help.[/quote] [quote name='Jhogo's Evil Twin' date='Jun 28 2007, 06.01' post='874626']cool pic of the sword?[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 28 2007, 06.24' post='874664']Here we go. A few pictures: [url=http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/4475/sword1zx5.jpg]The Sword [/url] [url=http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/6404/sword2wq4.jpg]Close up of sword[/url][/quote] Cool sword SB. [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 28 2007, 06.47' post='874693']I tell ya, the spamming was easier when it was me and two women.... ..but I guess that's true of most things.[/quote] So true, hahahaha! [quote name='Trebla' date='Jun 28 2007, 15.06' post='875214']bana...my av wants to know if you av is single? :cool:[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 28 2007, 15.10' post='875225']T my Av gets around and she is a very bad girl...I dont think you could handle her.[/quote] [quote name='Trebla' date='Jun 28 2007, 15.12' post='875232']OBVIOUSLY you haven't heard about my av's reputation. :P ;)[/quote] He's a cool customer this Trebs ain't he. [quote name='Trebla' date='Jun 28 2007, 16.50' post='875505']light the candles bite the pillow count the orgasms I thought maybe I just went over the line. ;)[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 28 2007, 17.32' post='875622']HEY! Since when are there lines in here?! :lol:[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 28 2007, 17.37' post='875633']I like going over the line baby[/quote] If there is a line then yeah that crossed it :stunned: [b]HEADLINE: I love you but I am not in love with you[/b] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 28 2007, 15.48' post='875297']MEN-Have a Question to ask what does it mean when someone says- I love you but am not in love with you? WTF[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 28 2007, 15.52' post='875312']:lol: first time I got that line I was so pissed off. second time, relieved. I have no idea really...I think it's just something stupid guys say...like's what's the difference really?[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 28 2007, 15.56' post='875328']1) Means he's very interested but : a) is afraid of pushing the issue in the event the gal isn't b) has no idea whether he is or isn't but, "damn, you're hawt so I gotta say something to keep my hand in the game" until he figures it out 2) is deeply in lust 3) Truly enjoys every aspect of spending time with the gal but a) doen't know what he wants b) has been badly burned before and is very wary c) is so inexperienced that he has no idea how badly he just fucked up.[/quote] Quoth absolutely nailed it here in my opinion. [quote name='Kiddo' date='Jun 28 2007, 16.04' post='875347']wait wait - I love all of you!!! I am just not in love with all of you - mwaaahaaaaa[/quote] Hahahaha - nice one Kiddy. [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 28 2007, 16.04' post='875351']I had been seeing a guy for a couple of yrs, and we were sort of off and on after the first yr...mostly because I developed feelings for him, but he never expressed any for me. so I'm dating this other guy, and things are going great, we have fun, the sex is good, let him meet the kids (a big step for me) they liked him. fisrt guy learns all this, gets scared that I will fall for the other guy so he tells me he loves me...not too hard to guess who it was in my bed that night. then, after I have broken up with the other guy and am seeing him again, he lays that one on me..."I said I love you, I didn't say I was in love with you" can you believe it?[/quote] Yup men can be such damned idiots most of the time. [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jun 28 2007, 17.38' post='875636']You've just described my brother in law . After a serious 5 yr relationship with his girl, she finally put her foot down . Either poo or get off the pot. His response, the I love you, but not "in" love with you. We (rest of family) could have strangled him. Now 5 yrs later, she is married with kids of her own and happy. Brother in law is still alone and probably will be for the rest of his life. He realized a little to late he screwed up royally. [size=4]and DRAC my dragon[/size] [size=6]GET A NEW CAT![/size] It's never too soon. I suffered needlessly for months when my pride and joy went to kitty heaven. I missed her so much. Then a friend talked me into taking one of her kittens. That night was the first time I went to sleep without tears. My new kitten curled up under my chin, til hubby came to bed and kicked him out. hahahah the normal routine. The cat's know the deal. Every once in a while they will hide under bed until he's asleep and then make their onto the bed. My babies are so spoiled. Get a kitty Lany. I went to Pet Co. the other day to get bedding and food for the ferret.They had the prettiest litttle calico. I was so tempted. I feel so bad for my hubby cause I know in a couple yrs, once I get my Victorian farm house with a barn, there won't be a kitty left in a cage. I will bring home every one I find. :D LIFE GOAL: to be the crazy cat lady of the neighborhood. :lol:[/quote] I believe you will accomplish this goal MLA. Back to the subject of I love you but not in love with you: [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jun 28 2007, 17.49' post='875664']It is the same thing as "you are like a sister to me" while still leaving the door open for later sexual relations.[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 28 2007, 17.52' post='875672']incest 14D ?[/quote] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jun 28 2007, 17.56' post='875683']No, but the "I love you like a sister" line gets the point across. It is a feeling of affection without any of the romantic connotations attached to it. You drop the sister part because you find the woman attractive and do not want to completely burn the sex bridge.[/quote] I think 14D has it dead right here too. [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 28 2007, 18.00' post='875695']Lets see, me and Ky dude have wild sex-Im not looking for anything more and while Ifeel like I may be in lust/love the words have never left my mouth. why would he take min to explain to me that he loves me so much but is not in love. I really didnt know what to say but to smile and shake my head. :dunno:[/quote] Bana you should tell him that you don't want a committed lovey relationship (if that is the case) and you are just happy to have the great sex. If thats what he wants too you can both relax and be happy without worrying that the other person wants something more than this. Be honest with him about what you want and don't wait for him to try to figure it out for himself because he will just screw it up. [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 28 2007, 18.02' post='875698']Yeah, pretty much that translates to "I like you and I think you're great, I want to keep sleeping with you, but I'm looking elsewhere for a romantic commitment".[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 28 2007, 18.05' post='875715']I dont know -guy has been Divorced I think "she" may have messed with the wiring a bit :dunno:[/quote] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jun 28 2007, 18.07' post='875722']Oh, that is a bit easier. That translates to "I have another woman I want to date." Sorry.[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 28 2007, 18.37' post='875794']I have trust issues :dunno: I dont like to lied to. When I feel someone is not sincere it pisses me off. Im looking for something I just dont know what it is.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 28 2007, 19.03' post='875865']Bana, use him like a life sized marital aid that you can dispose when the batteries die.[/quote] Quoth's suggestion goes down well with Bana and Lany. [quote name='Trebla' date='Jun 28 2007, 19.15' post='875891']btw, ladies... did you know that I have a battery in my back. AND that I have a remote control that controls a spinal cord stimulator implant so, yessss...that makes me a BATTERY OPERATED REMOTE CONTROLLED BOY TOY.[/quote] Trebla is really fitting in well here. [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 28 2007, 20.01' post='876006']my pic is somewhere on this board[/quote] I also have it stored in a safe place . . . [quote name='Trebla' date='Jun 28 2007, 20.16' post='876058'][url=http://www.bwbfanclub.com/gallery/ga_mb_trebla.jpg]Me[/url][/quote] A pic of Trebla for those interested. [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 28 2007, 22.16' post='876408']we need a spam review I think *ahem MG ahem* I miss too much stuff so quickly?[/quote] I just noticed Blue Rose has sigged my comment about her :love: [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 28 2007, 22.24' post='876426']MG doesn't work on Thursdays Blue, hence no review. :([/quote] [quote name='Jhogo's Evil Twin' date='Jun 28 2007, 22.24' post='876427']MG is not here on thursdays and with the work he has now he might not be able to do it[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 28 2007, 22.28' post='876435']I think he was only covering that dude from Monday - Wednesday, so he should be alright to do a review tomorrow provided he's not busy texting Miss Goat :leer:[/quote] This is absolutely correct DJ, things will be back to normal next week. Mind you I have now got MSN web messenger on and my gal is online too and there is too much chat, too much spam review and no real work going on. How is it I still have a job here? [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 28 2007, 22.36' post='876461']so I have a funny confession DJ When I joined TTTNE, I assumed you were a woman because your av was of a woman, and when you said you worked for your old man I assumed you meant your husband. this was all cleared up in my head eventually but I just thought I'd share[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 28 2007, 22.42' post='876477']That's a first for me :wideeyed: I often think other people are the opposite gender to what they really are. I thought XRay was male, and RedSock as well, but both are female. I thought aeu was female, but he's a male! I'm very bad at it.[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 28 2007, 22.45' post='876486']I'm worse, I thought Quoth was Os.[/quote] Hahahaha! [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 29 2007, 00.43' post='876649']If anyone is curious, [url=http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=11552345&albumID=0&imageID=2627665]This[/url] is her. You can see the utter impossibility of her stealing my wife.[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 29 2007, 00.45' post='876654']You mean husband don't you?[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 29 2007, 00.59' post='876677']You are not familiar with how Mr. Fury is my wife, Ben?[/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jun 29 2007, 01.01' post='876682']Like IW being my bitch? :lol:[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 29 2007, 01.02' post='876684']I'm twice the man he is- most other men, too.[/quote] Hahaha! [b]HEADLINE: Race for the 1k and the 100th threadlet[/b] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jun 29 2007, 00.53' post='876666']I never go for the win anymore. Just seems so small after the big thread. I just get too damn emo.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 29 2007, 00.54' post='876668']blah blah blah blah I'm just here for the booze[/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jun 29 2007, 00.55' post='876670']I thought you were here for the sex?[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 29 2007, 01.07' post='876690']dp is here for the short skirts and see through/rubber dresses[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 29 2007, 01.08' post='876692']Well aren't we all?[/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jun 29 2007, 01.09' post='876694']lace is better damn rubber is hot in the summer and sticky[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 29 2007, 01.20' post='876705']you can't snap lace[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 29 2007, 01.35' post='876715']FD, yes you can, and GC, rubber can tear nicely too. Often it even comes with strategically placed zippers and d rings. Another favorite of mine is paint on liquid latex.[/quote] Wow! [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 29 2007, 04.15' post='876910']We should have TTTNE movie night. Where we all watch the same shitty movie and make fun of it. TTTNE Theater 3000.[/quote] Cool idea SB. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 29 2007, 04.36' post='876943']No one want so close this thread? Slow and steady wins the race. Slow and steady.[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 29 2007, 04.38' post='876948']That is what I say to my right hand when my left hand has gotten tired![/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 29 2007, 04.41' post='876952']When you are typing? I had a few sexual jokes set up. Yet you had to steal my thunder. Well done.[/quote] Hahahaha! [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 29 2007, 04.30' post='876932']Here is the first part of [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym_y0Mugvsw]Korgoth of Barbaria [/url] (my avatar) a very funny, gross, and sick cartoon.[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 29 2007, 04.50' post='876963']goddamn, that's good. :cheers:[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 29 2007, 04.57' post='876972']I knew that would attract you . I just had to use the keywords . Funny, Sick and Gross.[/quote] So true. [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 29 2007, 05.57' post='877113']food[/quote] IW claims the 1k post, but: [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 29 2007, 05.58' post='877120']You better have a title IW.[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 29 2007, 06.00' post='877124']haven't a clue. you all can fight over it. first to make the 100th thread wins.[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 29 2007, 06.00' post='877125']But the Spam never ends... you must carry on... into #100... Its like a Century dude.... [/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 29 2007, 06.01' post='877127']Take some time. Make the thread when you are ready.[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 29 2007, 06.01' post='877128']actually i changed my mind, nobody make the thread.[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 29 2007, 06.02' post='877129']Do I have to change my name to 'nobody'?: lol:[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 29 2007, 06.12' post='877142']New thread is up after speaking with the man/myth/beast lover/musical mastermind/warmonger/prick/brother in arms -- none other than Idolwarship.[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 29 2007, 06.16' post='877151']yeah, after minutes of haggling, i bequeefed him the rights to the thread in return for future rights to a thread of my choosing. whether he wins it or not.[/quote] Can't believe you gave away such a coveted thing as the right to name TTTNE v.100. IW - you choked! [b]Onwards to the 100th threadlet of TTTNE![/b] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 29 2007, 06.07' post='877136']Many people wonder what the word Spam means. It means randomness. Fun. Late night chats. Sexual talk. Serious talk. Trudging through dungeons or driving down the road. Doing anything you want as long as it involves peanut butter. Enjoying yourself and having fun with the best group of people online and more and more off line. It means whatever you want it to. So get to it. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTyw6cq86kY][size=-1][b]Yippee[/b]-ki-yay[/size] [/url][/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 29 2007, 06.13' post='877144']:cheers: cheers to everybody for the good times over 100 threads, 2/3's of which i was M.I.A. for and wish i could read. edit: actually 1/3, i mean. off sowing my wild oats and shit.[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 29 2007, 06.16' post='877152']:cheers: Thanks to all of you for becoming my new best friends over the last several months. I would give you all a Kidney if they sold them at Wal-Mart and they were on sale. You all ROCK! :grouphug: (and thanks for the :smileysex: ... you know who you are)[/quote] I'm getting all emo :cry: [quote name='Kat' date='Jun 29 2007, 06.24' post='877168']Oblilgatory post in TTTNE....I think I post approximately once every 50 threads. :lol:[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 29 2007, 06.27' post='877174']see you at 150 :) :cheers: mg will do a review for the 50 threads between now and then that will take up it's own 1000 post thread.[/quote] Not a chance IW. Nice to see you here Kat. [quote name='Slyfinger' date='Jun 29 2007, 06.37' post='877185']100... wow. Me remembers when TTTNE was just a wee laddie runnin around GC gettin into all kinds of hijinks.[/quote] And Slyfinger comes in too, wonder who else will drop by to celebrate the 100. [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 29 2007, 06.42' post='877188']I miss Ben. In an Oddly Erotic way... I want to have BEN.. I want to have been Bentasticied.... I could have BEN asleep... :leer: But no.. BEN ... Work has ben. It was the truth all along that had ben. (goes for vodka.. more... benalishsy tasting vodka) :lol: :cheers: Ben... when you read this just come on over and I will explain...[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 29 2007, 06.44' post='877191']I guess it's a page 2 tribute to Ben......[/quote] Not sure Ben will appreciate it though . . . [quote name='Slyfinger' date='Jun 29 2007, 07.23' post='877218']Don't you hate it when you're at... like a grocery store and you have to scratch your ass? And I'm not talking about just any ass scratch, I'm talking about one of those deep down to the soul ass scratches you can't ignore. So while you scratch(and enjoy) there is survelliance cameras, families, single hotties, and grandpeople you have to worry being seen by.[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 29 2007, 07.24' post='877222']:lol: soul ass scratch. i just go for gusto. then smell my fingers. :uhoh:[/quote] TMI! TMI! Alright you are now up to date in the land of spam. Back Monday with a bumper weekend edition.