Hello and welcome to the hasty edition of [b]MG's Almost Daily Spam Review Post[/b]. Yeah its hasty because I am putting it together in a rush. I guess it is a good job Happy Ent does not spam here otherwise this would all be too hasty for him and he would leave hastily :uhoh: First up the best of the spam from the closing stages of TTTNE v.97. [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 25 2007, 17.46' post='868245']by the way, DP, it says BALLS on your face[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jun 25 2007, 17.49' post='868255']hahah...you're the first person to say that to me.. *wipes off forehead* i think it may be a permanent marker :([/quote] This could be an avatar joke, I have no idea but it is quite funny anyway. [b]HEADLINE: The see-through dress[/b] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 25 2007, 18.12' post='868303']I just got a new short dress, I'm going to a wedding this weekend the dress is a little bit see-through and when I tried it on I was wearing hot pink underwear...[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jun 25 2007, 18.14' post='868308']:drool: this statement is a blatant breach of my constitutional rights. CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT!!!!!!! what did i do to deserve this. now i need a cold shower.[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 25 2007, 18.15' post='868310']I tried on a see- through dress as well.....I wanst wearing any underwear :blush: Sike-just playing ,sounds nice though[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jun 25 2007, 18.22' post='868325']and then you go on ahead and say something about a see through dress and NO undergarments...GRRRRR margaret thatcher naked on a cold day, MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!!!!!!![/quote] Hahahaha! [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 25 2007, 18.34' post='868366']hmm, maybe a loincloth would be a more appropriate garment for in here than a see-through dress[/quote] Yes that would be appropriate. More Haste MG, more haste! [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 25 2007, 18.54' post='868431']You never gave me an answer the other day when I asked about running away to Canada and us getting married. So I take that as a yes? hehe[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 25 2007, 18.57' post='868436']wow Jim, I missed that comment, sure come on up to Canada and we'll run away together :thumbsup:[/quote] A second thread romance blossoming here? [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.05' post='868468']Aw man. My best mate from Uni has just been hospitalized and stabilized by a helium balloon. Unless the IV treatment he's being given works he's going to need a heart transplant. he's got hereditary cardiomyopathy, so I guess in a way there was always a chance. And his older brother has already had a transplant... but he only turned 21 ten days ago.[/quote] Sorry to hear about this. Get well soon DJ's friend. [b]HEADLINE: How do you win yours?[/b] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 25 2007, 18.55' post='868433']From 950 on, strategy gets mighty warped.[/quote] [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 25 2007, 18.57' post='868435']I do not have a "strategy" I just post... maybe that is why I never won.[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 25 2007, 18.57' post='868437']Unless you're Jaggs. Who always has a strategy.[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 25 2007, 18.57' post='868438']that's my non-strategy too Jim[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.01' post='868447']Once at 980 I thought to lurk and try to time it. I swear that I merely blinked and we were at 1014.[/quote] Hahaha! [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.04' post='868463']i agree lany...lets start up a business where its your JOB to spam.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.06' post='868472']awesome. We could always take sex breaks too ;)[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.07' post='868480']are you kidding...sex breaks would be mandatory...as would see through dresses ;)[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.08' post='868486']I have a feeling I would seriously enjoy working for you :leer:[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.08' post='868490']where do I apply?[/quote] We need a TTTNE office where we all work together :grouphug: and swooping in for the 1k steal its: [quote name='Jhogo's Evil Twin' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.10' post='868510']boo[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.12' post='868521']JET you lurker!!![/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.12' post='868522']Was JET even logged on? Wait a minute![/quote] Congrats on the steal JET. [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.12' post='868527']alright everyone...the parties being moved to another room. if your name is DP or you have ever worn a see through dress, please remain behind for a special training excersise[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.14' post='868532']I gotta go then.....[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.15' post='868544']what about a rubber dress where it suctioned so tight you could see everything?[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.17' post='868556']you win the internets, kay... *swoons*[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.21' post='868571']but I don't have enough room in my house for that amount of whiny emo kids and porn :uhoh:[/quote] Nobody has that much room, hahahaha! Onwards to TTTNE v.98 and we're going on a [b]road trip![/b] [quote name='Jhogo's Evil Twin' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.12' post='868523']I call shotgun who's driving?[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.13' post='868529']I'm driving![/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.13' post='868530']I'll drive. where are we headed? haven't been out west in too many years. heading to NY to pick up the peeps there first.[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.14' post='868535']well, i'll need some ladies to sit in the back with me then.[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.14' post='868538']Ill be doing some rolling here in the back seat :hat:[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.17' post='868558']fancy meeting you here, sexy...[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.15' post='868545']This is gonna be a luxury bus, right? With hookers and blackjack?[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.17' post='868559']Why would you want hookers when the ladies here give it away for free?[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.18' post='868562']There's something about paying for sex, Lany. It's sordid. It's an extra buzz. Uh... I guess. I wouldn't know.[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.19' post='868564']Men are never happy-They think its better if they have to pay for it...men we get ours for free :rofl:[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.21' post='868570']*revs* Come on, come on!! I wanna get going if I'm going to make it across America in 50 pages (50 states :D)[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.21' post='868572']Trashy girls get $50. Classy girls get trips to Paris. You decide.[/quote] [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.21' post='868576']Don't forget to come to Australia and pick me up.[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.22' post='868578']*vroom vroom* First stop - Florida! Hey MB!! Where are yoooooou?? Jump on!![/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.23' post='868583']Australia or Alaska? It's not a hard choice - folks won't mind if I skip Alaska to pick up MJ, right??[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.39' post='868643']lunch time! can we take this bus through a drive-thru please?[/quote] Great stuff here - good thread title idea JET. [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.26' post='868596']ok...dressed in my traveling clothes[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.27' post='868599']I was gonna just wear my new dress...hope that's okay boys[/quote] I think this was a winning idea. [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.30' post='868610']they should also put us on one of those crazy MTV style reality shows. they would probably have to air it very late at night though.[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.31' post='868613']if we were on TV it would have to be very late indeed, and R rated. and probably not on cable[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.33' post='868622']we could be on the spice channel :leer:[/quote] [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.31' post='868614']I love to wear womens lingerie.[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.32' post='868617']i love taking it off.[/quote] [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.36' post='868633']You going to take mine off ;)[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.39' post='868644']Off of MJ??[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.41' post='868653']off of women. though you wouldn't be able to tell due to the infrequency that this happens ;)[/quote] [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.44' post='868659']Whoa total gay moment. I thought it was Lany who said "I like to take it off" so my post of will you take mine off was meant for her not DP.[/quote] Hahahaha! Great mix up there. Mind you the whole thing was pretty disturbing :uhoh: [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 25 2007, 19.56' post='868692']Um... smoking is being banned in England. I'm trying to quit something I never started. :uhoh:[/quote] Smoking is banned in restaurants, pubs (I disagree with this one actually - I expect people in public houses to smoke :dunno: ), places of work, taxis and public places like shopping malls. Smoking is not completely banned as suggested by DJ here. [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 25 2007, 20.14' post='868753']I smoke, its such a dirty habit- Im such a dirty girl.[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 25 2007, 20.17' post='868761']I dont smoke either I am a good little innocent angel on all accounts...does anyone believe me?[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 25 2007, 20.19' post='868765']I believe you. But you owe me. Someday I'll say something unbelievable and you have to back me up. ;) :P[/quote] Don't forget this V! [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jun 25 2007, 20.23' post='868776']so, i'm sitting in between an angel and a devil then.. excellent.[/quote] Hahahahaha! DP and Bana act out a hot scene from the Da Vinci Load while Ben watches them: [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 25 2007, 21.19' post='868929']DP and Bana will be in the third round and I will be hot and sweaty and be needing a towel girl. ;)[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 25 2007, 21.41' post='868984']damn, I'm so swank even my towel staff have towel staff[/quote] Great timing Kay! [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 25 2007, 22.02' post='869033']And I'm home. Planning birthdays is fun.[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 25 2007, 22.03' post='869036']who is having a birthday DJ?[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 25 2007, 22.53' post='869113']Me. But not for a while. But it's my 21st and I spent my 18th in Dubai away from all my friends so I'm making it a big one.[/quote] Good luck with the party DJ - I am sure it will be awesome! [quote name='Jagged' date='Jun 26 2007, 00.09' post='869249']Ever driven around the completely unfamiliar highway system around DC trying to find your way back home from Maryland at 3 am while your drunken friend hangs his head out the window because he might throw up again just waiting for a cop to come along and give you a hard time even though you are stone cold sober. I have. Lol, I can’t be mad at him because I really like him. Crazy bastard that he is. :D Yeah, at one point I found a turn off (which later proved the wrong one) and almost missed it. So I had to rapidly slow down to make it. Now my friend was sleeping at this point ( I was happy with this development because he was no longer throwing up and I thought it was best for both of us) anyway Inertia being the bitch that it is decided to strike. As I slowed down he went forward and his head did battle with my dashboard. He was not really hurt but it did wake him up and return him to his misery. I felt kinda bad. :)[/quote] Only kinda bad? [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 26 2007, 00.20' post='869266']Time to play with Shorty. (I'm trying out a new nickname for the little one)[/quote] Stick with Brat it worked better. Unless you have a good reason for this new nickname. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 26 2007, 03.55' post='869506']Here I posted this in the pet thread. A picture of the pussy closest to my heart and my hand at the moment --[url=http://img99.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sandor1tj4.jpg]Sandor[/url] You can't see it with all his hair, but he is wearing a Patriots collar. :P[/quote] Sometimes SB you take your love of the Patriots too far . . . [b]HEADLINE: Record thread popularity?[/b] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jun 26 2007, 04.24' post='869534']my browser says there are 39 users....[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jun 26 2007, 04.24' post='869536']now it says 27...wtf?[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 26 2007, 04.37' post='869548']The main page says there are 557 guests on at the moment. blows away the old record by double. Did George announce or something?[/quote] Something weird going on then - or perhaps it was an invasion of Japanese tourists. Perhaps we should have signs warning against excessive flash photography? :o [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 26 2007, 09.13' post='869711'][spoiler= Cos I know some of you want the results] I bought the correct test yesterday, the result was negative [/spoiler] maybethat test hubby bought will come in useful :leer:[/quote] Sorry to hear this Pebble. Keep trying and I am sure you will be happy soon. [b]HEADLINE: FD's Great Weekend[/b] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 26 2007, 09.17' post='869720']MG did you get a reveiw out yesterday? or is it included in todays?[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 26 2007, 09.15' post='869719']I am looking forward to this edition becasue I spent all of the weekend drunk in a succession of Bars and Hotel Rooms, and there's no way I can catch up now.[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jun 26 2007, 09.57' post='869748']FD and Pebble - did you find yesterdays spam review? And more importantly was it funny enough for you to forgive me Pebble? Please?[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 26 2007, 10.05' post='869752']I didn't go looking, but I guess I better if there is drama in it.....[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 26 2007, 10.32' post='869772']Yes I found it page 42 or 43. And i will only forgive you, if ya *thinks* get down on your hands and knees and service me :leer: She does share, I mean we won't approve if she won't share you with us. TTTNE's claimed you first.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 26 2007, 10.33' post='869773']So I read the weekend review. Good stuff in there, but I still liked my weekend better.[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jun 26 2007, 10.38' post='869777']I think virtual :smileysex: and :bow: :P will be acceptable. So those are for you Pebble :kiss: But she is not willing to share me for real. And why would I want anyone else? :love: So FD, tell us why you had such a great weekend and what was her name? :leer:[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 26 2007, 10.43' post='869782']I got out to a local Fantasy/Sci-Fi/RPG Con that a local college puts on every year. In past years I used to help, but I'd fallen out of touch with them since, like 2001 or so. I didn't really do anything put look for all the old faces and catch up. Turns out that there were about 4 people of the old crew who had recently become single, so one of the guys dubbed this "Rebound-Con". A good time was had by all. I spent the majority of the time about 1.5 drinks from totally smashed, due to an excellent hotel bar that was free for two hours each night, plus a Saturday night bar crawl, and then all the booze we all brought with us (The con used to be held on campus, and was supposed to be a dry event. So even though it was in an actuall hotel the urge to smuggle in booze takes a while to purge :D ). But it was good to get some good time away from the office and its drama, and find a stack of people who remember the Old Dude, and helped me remember him to. :) Oh and her name was Rachel ;)[/quote] Congratulations on a great sounding weekend Dude, so glad you got away from the drama of your job and had a good time for once :cheers: Pebble talks about Wimbledon and DJ suggests she posts in the Tennis thread: [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 26 2007, 11.09' post='869810']That was a sneeky tactic to get a double. Send me to a different thread![/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 26 2007, 11.16' post='869813']Sneaky be my mothers fathers second cousins wifes sisters sons middle name.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 26 2007, 11.20' post='869815']Mine's Corneilius. You tell anyone I'll kill you.[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 26 2007, 11.22' post='869818']Thats one hell of a middle name FD! MG make sure you put it in the review :P[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 26 2007, 11.26' post='869820']It's a line from "The Last Boyscout", the last of the great Action Comedies.[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 26 2007, 11.29' post='869824']So whats your real middle name FD, you embarrased to tell us?[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 26 2007, 11.30' post='869826']Not at all. My middle name is Nathaniel. I put it in the middle name thread that passed through GC a few months ago.[/quote] Well I put it in but I am not sure it was funny . . . [b]HEADLINE: The spammers get restless for the review . . .[/b] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 26 2007, 12.03' post='869855']Dammit. Where's my review? I wanted to read it before I crashed for the night/day[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 26 2007, 14.14' post='870021']Like where in Sams Hell did MG go with that review??[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 26 2007, 14.18' post='870037']If he gets on his hands and knees and sevices you, will you forgive him?[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 26 2007, 14.19' post='870040']Only if he puts corks on the end of those horns.[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 26 2007, 14.25' post='870048']Fire the goat and get 1000 monkeys with lap tops. We'll just give them Pepsi Max and protein bars. The last review was only average. He's slipping. :|[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 26 2007, 14.27' post='870051']:stunned: You hear that, MG? SB is baiting you!![/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 26 2007, 14.36' post='870077']He started it! :P He said this review was not going to be any good. If he was the all powerful goatwriter he would be able to turn crap into gold. Yet now that he is in love he has treats the review as a mere formality. As . . . work? Ugh? You loved us first! :pirate:[/quote] Brilliant stuff! Things like this always amuse me :D [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jun 26 2007, 14.27' post='870053']13 users...wow. the review must've become a huge hit...[/quote] They love me, they really love me! [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 26 2007, 14.34' post='870073']I'm not here for the review, though I enjoy it[/quote] Thats ok Kay - thank you for your honesty. Kay talking about her work colleague: [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 26 2007, 14.48' post='870110']Once she mentioned she had a date but had eaten too soon beforehand and wouldn't be hungry. I told her that was good, she'd come off as a dainty eater. She gave me a funny look and said, "I am a dainty eater." It took every ounce of restraint I had not to burst out laughing at that statement. This was on a day that she picked up a burger from Applebee's and to eat her fries, she mixed ketchup with mayo and dragged each one through it to chew with her mouth open while talking to me. She was gone all last week and the week before with mono (and she's only doing four hours a day this week) and though I have had mono and didn't miss any work or school for it and I thought she was being a huge baby about it, I was glad for the inconvenience. At least I would get to listen to npr instead of the local country top 40 station (which constantly plays this song whose chorus includes "I want to check you for ticks") and nobody would talk to me with food in their mouth. I worked overtime, but it's been like a vacation.[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 26 2007, 15.02' post='870135']There's a pick up line I just couldn't resist. :ack:[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 26 2007, 15.05' post='870139']Here are the lyrics to that lovely song, which I guess is called Ticks by a classy gentleman named Brad Paisley everytime you take a sip in this smoky atmosphere you press that bottle to your lips and i wish i was your beer and in the small there of your back your jeans are playing peek a boo id like to see the other half of your butterfly tattoo hey that gives me an idea lets get out of this bar and drive out into the country and find a place to park cause id like to see you out in the moonlight id like to kiss you way back in the sticks id like to walk you through a field of wildflowers and id like to check you for ticks i know the perfect little path out in these woods i used to hunt dont worry babe ive got your back and ive also got your front id hate to waste a night like this ill keep you safe you wait and see the only thing allowed to crawl all over you when we get there is me you know every guy in here tonight would like to take you home but ive got way more class than them and that aint what i want cause id like to see you out in the moonlight id like to kiss you way back in the sticks id like to walk you through a field of wildflowers and id like to check you for ticks oooh you never know where one might be and oooh theres lots of places that are hard to reach id like to see you out in the moonlight id like to kiss you way back in the sticks id like to walk you through a field of wildflowers and id like to check you for ticks oh id sure like to check you for ticks[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 26 2007, 15.07' post='870142']Don't know how I'd have made it through the day without those lyrics, Kay. Would've really liked to have tried though. :)[/quote] Yeah that was pretty damn awful - which is why it made this awful review I guess. [b]HEADLINE: Ria in FL and pool play with MLA[/b] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jun 26 2007, 15.27' post='870212']MB - How's the weather down there in FL? Ria called yesterday morning spazing out cause of the T-storms and all the lightening. I think they are visiting Universal Studio's today. or maybe she said Sea World, I'm not sure. Did you know you have red ants and lizards just crawling around there? :rolleyes: " ewwww mom, I am not getting out of the car. I don't know what kind of lizard it is. It's just sitting there looking at me." *splashes 14D* *points at Q* He did it. I saw him.[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 26 2007, 15.52' post='870280']I did in fact! The lizards are good-they eat the ants! I'm surprised she isn't complaining about the frogs... the last 2 nights have literally EXPLODED with frogs... I opened the garage door on Sunday PM after a rain and there were hundreds of tiny baby frogs all over the driveway hopping about...[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 26 2007, 15.48' post='870272']14D, can't believe you fell for MLA's chicanery! *unties MLA's string bikini*[/quote] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jun 26 2007, 16.10' post='870348']:o *catches falsie'sbefore they hit the water* That's more like it! No complaining about frogs. Just lizards and ants. It may help if you knew.....when she was about 5 or 6 the dummy sat on top of a red ant hill. Ended up with hungry ants crawling inside her shorts and undies. We had to strip her nakkie, in the middle of the park. Since then, she freaks over ants. Lizaerds.....we had one that was usually rather friendly. She reached into the tank to pick him one day and he latched onto her finger and would not let go. She was flinging her hand like crazy til it went it flying across the room. Since then...no can do with the lizards. She just called. They are going to Universal studio's and then to City Walk? tonight.[/quote] Funny stuff with the falsies and always nice to hear stories about your kids. [b]HEADLINE: Wot no spam review?[/b] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jun 26 2007, 16.30' post='870427']Okay it is official now - [b]there will be no spam review today[/b] :( I am massively far behind on my workload, I am gonna miss my deadlines and will need to stay late to catch up.[/quote] Yeah yesterday was hard work. I am not used to it here . . . [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 26 2007, 17.58' post='870646']*orders lunch for the whole crew*[/quote] [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 26 2007, 18.02' post='870657']Ok Lany, I want an 18 oz Steak, 1/2 Lb Shrimp, and some beer.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 26 2007, 18.04' post='870661']shouldn't be a problem...have a steak house cateering foor us...they promised lots of everything on their menu.[/quote] [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 26 2007, 18.06' post='870666']Do they have an order of Lany Cassandra?[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 26 2007, 18.09' post='870672']I'm on the dessert menu :leer:[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 26 2007, 18.10' post='870676']So should I order a Lany Split? :leer:[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 26 2007, 18.10' post='870675']bana a la mode is also on the dessert menu.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 26 2007, 18.12' post='870681']oh, and can I lick the ice cream off of you as it starts to melt? :leer:[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 26 2007, 18.14' post='870686']baby you can lick anything you want .[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 26 2007, 18.21' post='870703']Did we run out of dessert innuendo so soon?[/quote] Hot stuff here with the desserts, had more legs though as pointed out by Q. [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jun 26 2007, 18.15' post='870689']Isn't it amazing what you can accomplish when you are not spamming? I got my work done and just about hit the deadline so I will not have to stay late! YAY! :D[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 26 2007, 18.31' post='870732']Can this day be over now? I need to go to my happy place. :bawl:[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 26 2007, 18.36' post='870749']Is there a fucking planet in retrograde or something? Everyone is so fucking cranky that I'm dealing with for work today... Fucking end of the month PMS...[/quote] You know I noticed this yesterday too, everyone was in a bad mood. Today has been ok though. [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 26 2007, 18.38' post='870755']Am I unknowingly speaking Chinese or something?[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 26 2007, 18.42' post='870770']???????[/quote] No idea what it says. Hey I am gonna learn some Mandarin soon. [b]HEADLINE: Lingerie time[/b] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 26 2007, 18.37' post='870753']Okay, ladies. Time for a Lingerie party! Let's see what's next on your shopping lists.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 26 2007, 18.40' post='870759'][url=http://www.fredericks.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=Lingerie-Ultra&product%5Fid=90949]This[/url] one is next on my list[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 26 2007, 18.41' post='870765']:applause: Standing O.: Erm... not that kind of standing. :blush:[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 26 2007, 18.56' post='870817']Lingerie: [url=http://www.tiffany.com/shopping/category.aspx?ismenu=1&cid=129088&mcat=148203&menu=0&page=2]All I need[/url] oh, and [url=http://fabsugar.com/files/images/0452546073442_500x500.jpg]Accoutrement[/url][/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 26 2007, 18.43' post='870772']so which color would look best on me?[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 26 2007, 18.45' post='870777']I think Im going with the black lace - It goes great with my pale skin and red hair.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 26 2007, 18.46' post='870779']Black. Red. White. Green. Purple. Plaid. Lingerie is (are?) like Pokemen. Gotta get 'em all.[/quote] Brilliant post by Quoth - gotta get em all indeed :rofl: [b]HEADLINE: Pick up lines with 14D[/b] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 26 2007, 19.48' post='870931']"Hey, Rocket Scientist!"[/quote] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jun 26 2007, 20.13' post='870982']I always liked. "Het there rocket man. Or Hey genius"[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 26 2007, 20.23' post='871005']I suppose we could always resort to "Hey, Genius. Wanna show me your rocket?" but it seems a little forward....[/quote] Good line though. [b]CONGRATULATIONS![/B] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 26 2007, 20.32' post='871023']Hey guys, I passed my degree!! The crazy fools gave me a 2:2!! OK, it's not the best grade in the world but considering I was averaging 44% after last year I put in a LOT of work to get it up a whole grade this year, so I'm very happy and above all, VERY relieved! Drinks on me!![/quote] Really well done DJ. Glad all your hard work paid off in the end :cheers: [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 26 2007, 22.11' post='871264']I'm bored. I'm responsible for watching water drip from a tube into a bottle. how facinating![/quote] You are so sexy Blue Rose. Really I mean it, beautiful, intelligent and wonderful. I am so impressed. [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 26 2007, 23.26' post='871434']Have to swing by a lab before I head into work. Looks like I've been popped for a random drug screen. Good thing there was nothing more powerful than booze at my lost weekend![/quote] Yup that was lucky. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 27 2007, 01.51' post='871733']Are we there yet?[/quote] Hahahaha! [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 27 2007, 02.04' post='871771']I should be a mod here. So according to Martin's site he has an assistant now. Ty. I don't remember him asking me for the job. Oh well. If Ty even fucks up the eggs on George's breakfast I will find him or his family members. Because Ty has only ONE fucking job and that is helping George finish that Spamdang book. Good luck Ty. :P[/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jun 27 2007, 02.12' post='871798']His assistant is there so he can hang with BWB at more cons. :lol:[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 27 2007, 02.22' post='871828']Maybe if we chant, Martin will get the book done faster. [i][size=1]ADWD[/size]. [size=2]ADWD[/size]. [size=3]ADWD[/size]. [size=4]ADWD[/size]. [size=5]ADWD[/size]. [size=6]ADWD[/size]. [size=7]ADWD[/size][/i].[/quote] Did it work? [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 27 2007, 03.27' post='871963']Kay's here, no one look at her.....[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 27 2007, 03.28' post='871967']Where? I don't see her. :uhoh:[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 27 2007, 03.30' post='871971']I was just putting my shoes on to run, thought I'd alert the towel staff[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 27 2007, 03.38' post='871983']A woman of your beauty and grace doesnt sweat. And the glow that your run might produce will only serve to enhance your beauty so as to burn the eyes from our head if we should gaze to long upon it ;)[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 27 2007, 03.38' post='871984']damn FD. Did you take a class called "Smooth lines for the ladies"?[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 27 2007, 03.41' post='871990']Are you kidding? I'm the instructor. Besides, Kay was feeling left out of the smoothness.[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 27 2007, 04.27' post='872093']Damn FD, you [i]are[/i] smooth.[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 27 2007, 03.47' post='871999']That's true. I'll leave the smooth lines to you and take care of the physical part after her run. ;)[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 27 2007, 04.01' post='872035']Yeah you do that. Then I can hold you down while Mr. Fury beats you to death ;)[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 27 2007, 04.21' post='872083']*looks at his: [b]Smooth Lines For The Ladies[/b] play book. Sees :stunned: page missing with his favorite line about sweat* Hey FD you stole my line![/quote] Hahaha! Yes a very smooth line from FD there. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 27 2007, 04.43' post='872119']You know this shit will probably make the review because all Mountain Goat writes about is sex. Sex sells. No he doesn't write about boring stuff like work, buckethead, my feet, noodles. Nope. Sex. Or violence. He loves the pillow fights.[/quote] You know actually I cut a lot of the sex out of the review. After all if I included all the sex the review would be as long as the thread is itself ;) [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 27 2007, 05.25' post='872179']My co-workers are singing John Denver at me. I'm allowed to stab them now, aren't I?[/quote] [quote name='Aseld' date='Jun 27 2007, 05.35' post='872189']A stabbing is not only allowed, it is compulsory.[/quote] Aseld should post more often. [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 27 2007, 05.39' post='872192']I have a scar on my forehead. It's from when I was 18 months old and I leapt out of a shopping cart trying to get my hands on something shiny. I have a little bit of fun with people by telling them that it's my coathanger scar. Do any of you guys get it, or do you all need it explained too?[/quote] No we get it. Interesting story though, a new nickname for you Coathanger Dude. Not gonna explain the context of this: [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 27 2007, 06.40' post='872247']No such thing.. we are totally just feeling our own ball sacks at the moment for lumps...[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 27 2007, 06.42' post='872250']yes, our [i]own[/i] ball sacks. not each others. :uhoh: just to clarify.[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 27 2007, 10.28' post='872430']Oh I want a TTTE's fact What was the date of the first thread. (yes the very first started in GenChat)[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jun 27 2007, 10.36' post='872436']2005 My apologies, cannot be more specific than that. You could try searching for the previous incarnation of this board, I believe it is still out there somewhere and in fact the very first TTTNE started by OsRavan might still be preserved there in all its primordial glory. Good luck spam hunters! :thumbsup:[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 27 2007, 10.48' post='872444']If I find it should I do a review?[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jun 27 2007, 11.02' post='872452']Oh so you'll review that ancient thread of legend, but the current stuff is beneath you Pebble? You will go to the effort for the old, awesome stuff but you won't help a Goat out in the modern age? Is that it? :tantrum:[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 27 2007, 11.51' post='872476']Well I can't do this thread or you justice. I have allready tried to do a few reviews on the current spam threads. But I failed missrably. The ancient one of ledgend ain't gonna get any bigger and if it takes me a couple of months to review or longer it won't matter.[/quote] According to SB sadly this thread was deleted and cannot be found. But maybe, somewhere out there. Maybe in somebody's cache. Maybe on a Google server somewhere, it is waiting to be unearthed like a rare treasured artifact which will astound the discoverer . . . [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 27 2007, 12.31' post='872498']my brother is insane, but it was nice visiting with him[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jun 27 2007, 12.36' post='872503']Is the secure hospital a nice place, eh? Did you help with the straps of his straight jacket Lany?[/quote] Man that MG is one funny dude . . . :uhoh: [b]HEADLINE: Are you sick of this yet?[/b] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 27 2007, 11.49' post='872474']This is a shout to the wonderful and loved up Moutain Goat's Girlfriend. I am sure she is very specail and deserves a page 40 shout.[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jun 27 2007, 12.02' post='872483']Indeed she does :love: I will post some more pictures of her soon. Maybe a pic of us both together would be nice :D In further news I have convinced her to increase her stay with me from 3 days to 4. This is the week of the 9th July, so probably no spam review that week ;) Although she has not handed in her resignation at her job yet. She thinks one weeks notice is the law and will be allowed. But if they demand she works a full months' notice she will have nowhere to stay because she has already found someone to take over her room in London. I [i]really[/i] hope that don't happen. Wouldn't it be [i]terrible[/i] if she had to stay a whole month longer and was forced to find some kind soul to give her somewhere to stay for that time? Yeah :fingers crossed: :P[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 27 2007, 12.46' post='872511']How easy is it to get to london from where you live MG? or more improtantly the part of london she works in? Cos I have a spare house at the mo, both houses are on the mainline railway to fenchurch street. Hubby house is also on the underground.[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jun 27 2007, 12.50' post='872515']She lives in West London and works in South London. It would take her almost as long to travel from where she works to where I live in Basingstoke (because we are on the mainline between Waterloo and Southampton) as it does for her to take the underground to where she is living now. So you see I was not suggesting we move into a place in London . . . . :P[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 27 2007, 12.56' post='872524']Well your in there, although train prices are horrendus[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jun 27 2007, 13.00' post='872527']Yeah but she does earn more money than me so train tickets should not be too much of a burden for us . . . . Thank you Bana - I am happy too :love: But I hope I can count on you guys to get me through the long hard months while she is gone :cry: :bawl: :cry: :bawl: :sniff:[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 27 2007, 13.25' post='872572']MG, I know you said there are some medical reasons as to why she is going home for a bit. Depending on her company some of them will give her time off without pay for an extended period if its to spend time with her imeadiate family in another country. Especially if there are medical reasons for going as well. This is not law, and depends on the company, but you never know might be worth mentioning. Normally they require some kind of notice. Some companies will ask you to contact them when you get back, saying they may have a job for you but can make no promises And of course we will help you. Just remember Absence makes the heart grow stronger.[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jun 27 2007, 13.32' post='872584']Yeah but she hates that job, does not like her boss and would be better for her health not to work on a building site for the majority of her day. However her work permit is very restrictive and will only allow her to do Quantity Surveying work. She has asked for an open work VISA in the past but was turned down. Hopefully she can either be lucky next time she asks, find a new line of work she enjoys which will allow her to get into the country or find a good company in my area, outside of London which will be ok.[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 27 2007, 13.33' post='872588']If ya marry her it would sovle the visa prob :D Can I come to the wedding?[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jun 27 2007, 13.36' post='872593']Actually Pebble it would not! Being married to a British National does NOT grant someone the right to reside in the UK anymore. It helps, but you've got to do a lot more than that these days.[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 27 2007, 13.41' post='872599']Ok but with the marriage she should be able to apply for [spoiler= bad spelling alert]citizanship [/spoiler] And she should have a good chance of getting it. Oh and getting her pregnat should also help with any Visa[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jun 27 2007, 13.44' post='872608']Yeah I know how it goes. My best friend is married to an African girl and I have seen them go through the same process and it took 2-3 years. The difference was she was granted the right to reside here and an open work VISA. Hopefully my lovely lady will get the same luck, but she remains doubtful :([/quote] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jun 27 2007, 13.46' post='872614']Could always grease the wheels a little bit, a little wink here, a green handshake there.[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 27 2007, 13.59' post='872634']Unless you are sure its gonna be accepted thats the easist way to get her deported. I understand to some degree why the Imigration laws are so restrictive. But all it does is force honest hard working inderviduals who would be a credit to our society out of the country or woking cash in hand (not paying taxes) or into the criminal world and they are exploited. While other people come over here with no intention to work and sping of our welfare system. Personally if someone if willing and able to work we should let them. We could always place more limits on welfare i.e. they can't claim unemployment until they have paid some national insurance. I am not saying we should give them nothing and no help whatsoever.[/quote] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jun 27 2007, 14.02' post='872638']Ah, whatever happened to the eaisly corrupted beurocrat?[/quote] Yup, playing by the rules sucks. Good points Pebble - I agree with you. [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 27 2007, 13.42' post='872604']Things you do for love[/quote] *sigh* [quote name='Stonehelm' date='Jun 27 2007, 15.55' post='872855']Hurray!!! Only one more day before I get to go to NYC! I have never been there before, so it will be an experience for this small town kid to go to the big apple.[/quote] Have a great time in NYC Stoney! [b]HEADLINE: Love or Lust?[/b] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 27 2007, 13.05' post='872534']I think I may be in Love with this Kentucky Guy. I hates it![/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 27 2007, 15.24' post='872778']Bana. :love: I hear you may be in love.[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 27 2007, 15.35' post='872805']I may,I dont know. This guy is so not me but he Intreages me. It may be love it may be lust. Time will tell.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 27 2007, 15.38' post='872810']"love is an angel disguised as lust"[/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jun 27 2007, 15.39' post='872813']love is good, but lust just adds fun to love.[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 27 2007, 15.40' post='872816']This chic does not fall easily. His sex had me coming back for more. I just dont know if I miss him or his . . .[/quote] culinary skills? [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 27 2007, 15.51' post='872845']He works at a mattress shop to top it all off. :lol:[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 27 2007, 15.57' post='872859']Plenty of oppotunity for fun at work. ;)[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 27 2007, 16.03' post='872865']Ben-we didnt meet at the job. A long time ago I ran out of gas and I obtained his number.[/quote] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jun 27 2007, 16.15' post='872891']Still seeing that guy?[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 27 2007, 16.25' post='872916']yes-14D I am. :thumbsup: I have been staying at his house 3/4 days out of the week. I am going to slow it down a bit. Going way to fast, I need to put some space between us.[/quote] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jun 27 2007, 16.28' post='872929']Good deal. :thumbsup: I can understand that. I tend to keep a foot near the break myself.[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jun 27 2007, 16.30' post='872936']No braking on this road trip! Are we there yet?[/quote] Nearly you impatient Goat you . . . :uhoh: [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jun 27 2007, 17.15' post='873118']So where did this road trip lead us to? Did everyone enjoy the ride?[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 27 2007, 17.16' post='873130']always enjoy the ride in here[/quote] Lany picks up the 1k. Alright thats all I am reviewing today. Two days of hasty work has gone into this, was it worth the wait? Oh well, the spam review gets back to normal from Friday.