Hello and welcome to this extra funny weekend edition of [b]MG's Almost Daily Spam Review Post[/b] - this one will have yous all rolling with laughter all day long. Later tonight you'll still be guffawing at the hilarity conjured by the words on this here internet page thingymygibbet. Mark my words. [b]HEADLINE: I am sworn to secrecy[/b] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 22 2007, 16.53' post='864413']I want detail on monday MG[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 22 2007, 17.01' post='864426']We all want details. Some of us are living vicariously![/quote] She made me promise not to tell anyone because she would feel ashamed of her actions. So you see, I cannot share details. I can tell you she got the high score on Wii Bowling: power throw training mini-game - beginners luck though I'm sure of it :uhoh: You want something else, something more juicy? Well alright, you twisted my arm! Ouch! Alright, let go already! She did :kiss: me first while we were cuddled up on the sofa during South Park the Movie, yeah I know I am such a romantic. I knew we were going to be playing tongue hockey soon and I was waiting for the perfect time but she just could not wait a moment more. We did not see much of the rest of that movie . . . . [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jun 22 2007, 17.19' post='864463'] [url=http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n71/marmicmelmom/Photo0290.jpg] my address thingy I painted[/url] [url=http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n71/marmicmelmom/Photo0291.jpg] better pic[/url][/quote] Very nice work MLA. [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 22 2007, 17.38' post='864509']I don't think I mentioned this yesterday, but I finally got that promotion at work that I've been trying to get for the past couple months. I can finally get some serious benefits and vacation time. :thumbsup:[/quote] Congratulations Ben. [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 22 2007, 17.40' post='864518']just got back from exercising and got my 1st months results. -6.5 pounds, -5 inches and -1% body fat. I am kicking ass[/quote] Well done and keep kicking that ass Lany. [quote name='Piper of Chaos' date='Jun 22 2007, 18.42' post='864694']This is for the mafia people of you: TeriPettit is sitting all alone in the spectator forum.... :( Anybody likes to join her? :)[/quote] You could tell her to come here and join us. We are very welcoming and friendly, even to Mafia peeps :D [quote name='Jhogo's Evil Twin' date='Jun 22 2007, 22.10' post='865137']boogaboo that was fun i think i made a name for myself in gen shat[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 22 2007, 22.34' post='865193']What shall we call you now?[/quote] [quote name='Jhogo's Evil Twin' date='Jun 22 2007, 22.37' post='865202']internet n00b it seems like[/quote] JET the Internet n00b causing trouble in Gen Shat, whatever next? [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 22 2007, 23.03' post='865241']Tired. New meds and not driving just blow. I did get out and run today in the rain. I needed that. Sweat and rain.[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 22 2007, 23.04' post='865245']hopefully once you adjust to the new meds they won't make you tired[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 22 2007, 23.06' post='865246']Yeah and I need to push myself to get out. Looking in to getting a bike. As you know feel better after some exercise and transportation would be helpful.[/quote] Good plan SB - good luck with that. [b]HEADLINE: The most awesome birthday cake ever?[/b] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 23 2007, 01.22' post='865396'][color=#000080][size=4]BIRTHDAY SPANKINGS[/size][/color] arghhhhh. I had the first cake baked and almost completely cooled so I could frost it, second cake in the oven. that one I will cut up in different shapes to build the landscape and vulcano. My brother calls and distracts me for about ten minutes and guess what brat does? takes big chuncks out of the cake that was cooling....not a piece off a corner, no, several big chuncks out of the middle. I will now use the otehr cake as the base and this one to cut up...only problem is it needs to cool for about 2 hours before I can touch it. Than's right. I won't even start decorating until 10pm. I asked him if he knew it was bad and he said yes. I screamed. He "wanted it". I picked him up, carried him to his room and shut the door. He is 5 yrs old today. He knows what rules are and he knows when he does something wrong. He is a spoiled little brat and it is time for that to stop. ok, rant over, and I'm not really pissed, just inconvienced. it's just that he thinks he can do whatever he wants and he really needs to learn that mom means it when she says something. now on to the birthday spankings...he's 5, so I can spank him 5 times without being reported, right?[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 23 2007, 03.17' post='865494']The spankings sound about right Lany. Oh boy. Acting like his nickname is a rather auspicious way to celebrate a birthday.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 23 2007, 03.25' post='865501'] Thanks Ben. I put him to bed and made him stay there. no playing and no tv. but I have finished the cake, and I totally rock. [url=http://s47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/LanyCassandra/dino%20cake/?action=view¤t=PICT0059.jpg&slideshow=true&interval=3]The Dino Cake[/url] ok, it's really a prehistoric scene cake.[/quote] Brilliant cake Lany - you really put a lot of effort into this and I am sure your Brat will love it. [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Jun 23 2007, 04.02' post='865519']Just checkin' in. :)[/quote] Thanks for dropping by . . . [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 23 2007, 07.50' post='865605']I've been watching the Glasto coverage. I wish I was there - but I wish I was going to the Carling Reading/Leeds festival in August even more.[/quote] Glastonbury looked incredible despite the rain. Did you see Shlomo do his human beatbox routine? That guy is absolutely the shit man. If you did not know he was doing it all with his voice you might think you were listening to a record, thats how good he is. The absolute best in the world at human beatbox for sure. If you have never heard of this guy, check him out because he is jaw droppingly good. As for actual music from the festival I think Bjork was my highlight. BBC4 showed almost her entire set, one full hour of it anyway and she really put on a great show. I still have more to watch because I did not quite get through all of it. Must have had something distract me or something. Just to rub it in more I have a Sunday ticket for Reading Festival: Lostprophets, Funeral For A Friend, CSS, Nine Inch Nails and Smashing Pumpkins - can't wait :D [b]HEADLINE: What?[/b] [quote name='Jhogo's Evil Twin' date='Jun 23 2007, 12.54' post='865754']why is it that i dont understand what people are saying recently[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 23 2007, 12.56' post='865756']Bacon, hot dogs! Korea and Japan and singing and karaoke and mario and plumbing and construction and telephones along with hats, diet coke and windmills. Computers and ceilings.[/quote] [quote name='Jhogo's Evil Twin' date='Jun 23 2007, 12.58' post='865758']indeed i had a feeling that was the case i just had to make sure[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 23 2007, 13.00' post='865759']But no! Church and space is there, and so is nations and Stevie Wonder. Also, legs and firemen have to forget to yodel or the SS will shoot cows into the ground.[/quote] [quote name='Jhogo's Evil Twin' date='Jun 23 2007, 13.01' post='865760']i am not in the mood to argue you make a valid point but i dont feel the same way so we can just agree to disagree[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 23 2007, 13.02' post='865762']This makes toast look blue. :)[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 23 2007, 13.55' post='865783']I feel like I just stepped into an alternate dimension. :uhoh:[/quote] It was a funny dimension though hahahaha! [b]HEADLINE: Is she, isn't she?[/b] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 23 2007, 14.35' post='865808']exciting. Hubby is gonna bring a test kit home then oo, I guess we find out. Keep ya fingers crossed[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 23 2007, 16.07' post='865895']You ask your hubby, as he's allready going out to the shops to buy a simple little thing. One thing, a pregnacy test. Now do ya think he can manage it, or am I asking to much? Well he did remember, he knows I am now 5 days late. anyone want to take a guess as to what he bought? An ovolation test! Hows that gonna tell me if we're gonna have a baby?[/quote] Smart move Mr Granitarse! Anyway, Pebble has not updated us to say if she has now got a pregnancy test kit or what the results are. An update is required if you can please Pebble, hope we get some good news. [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 23 2007, 15.16' post='865836']Does anybody know what program I can run .ogg files on? I've seen that file extension before but I have no idea.[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 23 2007, 15.26' post='865843']Its all about having the right plugins. I use Zoom Player. That should run it if you download all the codecs and plugins. [url=http://www.inmatrix.com/zplayer/formats/ogm.shtml]Information[/url] I use Zoom Player with the Matroska pack and .OGG files work fine. What you watching? Steal something?[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 23 2007, 15.46' post='865870']It's an audio .ogg file of my radio show. Pondering making a demo tape and going down that alley. It'll also be cool to hear how I sound.[/quote] Good luck with your DJ career DJ. [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 23 2007, 18.13' post='866012']another thing, I was bored so I looked up Maester on google images and my av was on the second page :)[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 23 2007, 18.26' post='866029']i said fuck it, and did the same thing, just to see what would happen, and goddamn mountaingoats avatar shows up! what the dickens? :tantrum:[/quote] Hahahahaha! [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 23 2007, 18.36' post='866039']yeah it's pretty lovely out this way too. a little overcats, but i likes it like that.[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 23 2007, 18.42' post='866044']At least it's not overdogs :)[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 23 2007, 18.55' post='866059']:lol: so, i had a drink. :cheers: overCAST.[/quote] Funny typo and good joke from DJ there. [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 23 2007, 22.26' post='866201']hellos happy spammers. kids are all gone, everything but the cake cleaned up and put away...or thrown away. I need a nap. they exhaust me. the dino dig was a huge hit, and only the 2 yr old was smart enough to figure out that you should lick the frosting off the feet of the dinos that were on the cake :lol: of course that prompted the funniest line at the party : "Stop licking the dniosaurs' feet"[/quote] Glad the party went okay even if it left you exhausted. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 24 2007, 18.44' post='866793']I could use a Tyrion right now - - A warm breast and a cold diet coke plus. With alcohol in it of course.[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 24 2007, 18.46' post='866795']i could use a tywin-ol for my headache. a dead hooker in my bed and an arrow through the bowels on the shitter. works everytime. :smoking:[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 24 2007, 18.50' post='866801']It does clean you out. :dunno:[/quote] :o [b]HEADLINE: Vote Maester Jim[/b] [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 24 2007, 18.38' post='866779']I think in 13 and a half years I will run for president.[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 24 2007, 18.39' post='866784']i think your opponent will try and use your service in T.T.T.N.E. against you.[/quote] Yup, you can never hide. Someone then asked "president of where" to which Jim answere "USA": [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 24 2007, 18.42' post='866790']Under Sized Aliens?[/quote] [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 24 2007, 18.46' post='866796']Yes of couse SB, do I have your vote?[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 24 2007, 18.49' post='866799']Depends what you stand for. Leave no Bandito behiend.[/quote] [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 24 2007, 18.53' post='866805']I stand for the rights of aliens to have sex with whom and what they want. No more of this Alien X can not have sex with Alien B. Also I will make plans for the invasion of earth.[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 24 2007, 18.57' post='866808']Shiiiiit Aliens have been invading earth for years. Don't you watch the Sci-fi channel and various shows on the History channel?[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 24 2007, 19.22' post='866834']every vote might count, but I doubt DJ's would. something about being a US citizen or someting ;)[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 24 2007, 19.24' post='866836']Green Cards aren't so hard to get. :unsure:[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 24 2007, 19.29' post='866843']I don't think a green card gives you the right to vote. but I can find some fake IDs for ya, for a small price ;)[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 24 2007, 19.32' post='866845']How small? And as long as my name isn't Hernando - it's all good. I know a Hernando. He's an asshole.[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 24 2007, 19.41' post='866858']Can you hear the drums Hernando? I remember long ago another starry night like this In the firelight Hernando You were humming to yourself and softly strumming your guitar I could hear the distant drums And sounds of bugle calls were coming from afar They were closer now Hernando Every hour every minute seemed to last eternally I was so afraid Hernando We were young and full of life and none of us prepared to die And I'm not ashamed to say The roar of guns and cannons almost made me cry There was something in the air that night The stars were bright, Hernando They were shining there for you and me For liberty, Hernando Though I never thought that we could lose There's no regret If I had to do the same again I would, my friend, Hernando Now we're old and grey Hernando And since many years I haven't seen a rifle in your hand Can you hear the drums Hernando? Do you still recall the frightful night we crossed the Rio Grande? I can see it in your eyes How proud you were to fight for freedom in this land There was something in the air that night The stars were bright, Hernando They were shining there for you and me For liberty, Hernando Though I never thought that we could lose There's no regret If I had to do the same again I would, my friend, Hernando There was something in the air that night The stars were bright, Hernando They were shining there for you and me For liberty, Hernando Though I never thought that we could lose There's no regret If I had to do the same again I would, my friend, Hernando Yes, if I had to do the same again I would, my friend, Hernando...[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 24 2007, 19.42' post='866860']I love that song IW (even with the [i]changes[/i] :lol:[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 24 2007, 19.43' post='866865']haha, yeah, don't tell anybody, but i love it too. :uhoh:[/quote] Everyone knows now! Hahahaha! [quote name='Too Good To Be True' date='Jun 25 2007, 00.02' post='867095']I want quesadillas![/quote] TGTBT seems to be obsessed with quesadillas. [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 25 2007, 02.27' post='867251']in fact, my entire outfit would be sports related. goalie mask, shoulder pads, water-wings, speedo, shin guards, rollerblades, boxing gloves, etc. that'd be my gimmick.[/quote] Not gonna explain the context of this, its just funny on its own. [b]HEADLINE: Kay's hot shorts[/b] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 25 2007, 02.02' post='867227']I finally broke down and bought a pair of shorts to run in, depsite hating to wear shorts. It's just too damn hot[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 25 2007, 02.08' post='867236']Wouldn't showing off your legs make things hotter? Ohhh that was FD worthy. :unsure:[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 25 2007, 02.27' post='867249']haha, fd never makes comments like that at me, I feel left out. Here I thought he was a gentleman. But whether or not it makes it hotter for anyone else, it'll make it less hot for me, I got the shortest booty shorts I could find because I cannot be running in 94 degree heat today in pants. Yesterday they were sticking to me.[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 25 2007, 02.29' post='867253']i feel left out too. just how short are the shortest booty shorts you could find, for research purposes?[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 25 2007, 02.33' post='867259']You can see a little undercheek. These are for inside running only.[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 25 2007, 02.35' post='867261']Yes I want to Get IN-volved. as well. Tell us more about the structural integrity of these shorts. How they compress to the contours of your feminine design. I mean how sexy they make you look. Shit I mean how much you enjoy running in them. :P Bad Bandito. Bad Bandito.[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 25 2007, 02.37' post='867264']:pirate: Oh I see the privacy of your own home. Why not just run naked? I have mastered the naked push up myself. Just need to watch out for rug burn. On my hands . . .[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 25 2007, 02.41' post='867266']I usually run at night when it is dark and not so hot and the room I run in has a large bank of windows facing a major highway. Also, with tits, running naked hurts. But the shorts are blue silky material with pink piping, your typical short little running shorts in girly colors. I have hips, nothing I wear could disguise this.[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 25 2007, 03.00' post='867284']sexy and safety, together at last[/quote] Great stuff here! [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 25 2007, 04.19' post='867352']Why do we have 13 guests reading this thread?[/quote] A discussion about Kay's hot pants attracts 13 guests and you are surprised about this? [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 25 2007, 04.23' post='867355']I'm back, chest uninjured. Though I am kinda sweaty, anyone who wants to be my underdressed towel boy is welcome to start today.[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 25 2007, 04.35' post='867374']ok i will try and say this as best i can XD i mean no offense.. i just find it very out of my comfort zone..when i see ....women..who are sexy..in terms of...really sexy...flirt and stuff and talk about nasty things...in a public ..forum..specally with guys who aren't me...O_o..because...i think it is highly weird of a sexy lady to do that...with someone who is not me! and...O___O...i am just not used to it...and i mean no offense!! its just..very...very...very odd and i don't see it as being normal O_O ok? there..i said it[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 25 2007, 04.38' post='867377'][size=6][font=Comic Sans MS]XD[/font][/size] :whip:[/quote] The spam brothers SB and IW doing their best NSF impression. Naughty boys :spank: [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 25 2007, 04.48' post='867382']What is the worst thing anyone has ever called you? I used to work with teens and I would challenge them to be unique. They so often failed. Nut Sack Head? The C word. Up side down face (bald head, beard?). Usually it was just a combination of asshole and fuck you. What happened to the good insults? Teens need help I say.[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 25 2007, 04.55' post='867391']i called SB a maine coon once. :uhoh:[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 25 2007, 04.57' post='867393']That would be a compliment? You called me your cooch! :angry:[/quote] Bwahahaha! [b]HEADLINE: MG's Weekend - so you want details then?[/b] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jun 25 2007, 09.25' post='867541']:cry: What a terrible weekend. I thought everything was perfect and all going so well. All things felt so wonderful and lovely. But when I woke up she was gone, not a note, not a goodbye. I feel so used. So lonely :cry: :cry: :cry:[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 25 2007, 09.27' post='867543']MG - *manly pat on shoulder*[/quote] [quote name='Lion' date='Jun 25 2007, 09.28' post='867544']:grouphug: I know how you feel,m8. *turns off Welcome to the jungle on TTTNE radio* *turns on November rain*[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 25 2007, 09.29' post='867545']*hugs MG* You sure she left no note? perhaps you just did not find it. give her a chance to explain there may be a good reason. Perhaps she said she had to be off early and you just did not hear her. Ok I'm making excuses, I just want this to work.[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jun 25 2007, 09.31' post='867550']. . . . but then I woke up for real and realised that had just been a bad dream! :thumbsup: and in fact she was still there and we were cuddled up in our sleep. I gave her a big kiss and woke her up :love: as for what happened after that, a gentleman never tells . . . . . . . . . . however I can say :leer: :P ;) :thumbsup: :D :leer:[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 25 2007, 09.32' post='867553']:tantrum: Playing with our tender, fragile emotions like that. :mad:[/quote] [quote name='Lion' date='Jun 25 2007, 09.36' post='867556']*turns of November rain* *throws radio at MG*[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 25 2007, 10.25' post='867580']Oh MG. You trickster, you.[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 25 2007, 09.37' post='867558']*takes Hug back* you stole that from false pretensces[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jun 25 2007, 09.46' post='867563']:rofl: *radio bounces off aura of :love: * Sorry to mess you guys around like that but that was genuinely what happened and it was too good a story to not share :D I felt terrible that I dreamed she had gone and then was elated to find her still there and not only there but all snuggled up. It was a wonderful and perfect weekend that we will remember for a long time. Sadly I think we will have to because she told me that she has booked her plane ticket home to Malaysia. She leaves on 15 July. Even worse news is that she is busy for the next two weekends! She has said that she is not working the week before she leaves so I will book that week off work so we can spend one whole week together before she leaves :cry: So when will she come back? I don't know at this point :bawl: she is currently thinking early next year but I am hoping to convince her to return before the end of the year. Maybe . . . hopefully . . . we'll see. Morning thread. Not so much spamming done this weekend I see so perhaps I will find the time to put together a spam review today after all! :read:[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 25 2007, 09.54' post='867567']Well It better be a good spam review to make up for that stunt.[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jun 25 2007, 10.02' post='867572']When have I ever let you down Pebble? :kiss:[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 25 2007, 10.35' post='867583']Well I want an extra specail funny one, cos you ow us, for your foul tricks[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 25 2007, 10.45' post='867587']Funnier than that prank? Impossible.[/quote] Well at least someone appreciated my humour. Hahaha! Sorry Pebble for making you worry. All is good and all is full of :love: Wow, how did I manage to put this together today? I may have to stay late to get work finished but at least you have your spam review. Was it funny enough for you?