and now it is time for [b]MG's Almost Daily Spam Review Post - Bumper Friday edition[/b] with your host MG. "Hi I'm MG, you might remember me from such spam reviews as the triple bumper pack of retro reviews or the bumper weekend review or I can't believe this is a spam review (laughs). Today I am going to take you through some of the best posts from TTTNE v.96, and we start with a little fanmail. I love fanmail!" [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 20 2007, 18.17' post='860047']MG I have read the spam reviews before in my lurking , they are amazing! I just never realized they are all done by you :thumbsup:[/quote] Even lurkers love the spam review. Here is a message to all our spam lurking lurkers - come join us and say hello. Blue Rose did just this and look at her now, joining in the flirting and having a great time. YOU could too! :D [b]HEADLINE: You don't have to be a Rocket Scientist to work here . . . oh hang on, yes you do[/b] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jun 20 2007, 18.15' post='860038']Hello new person. Now tell me everything you know about the night of Feb 29, 2002, before I have to get the rubber hose and the car battery. Now dammit!!!![/quote] [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 20 2007, 19.11' post='860207']Is that the one where I killed the banker? Let me rephrase that. Is that the bank robbery I heard that some one was shot in?[/quote] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jun 20 2007, 20.31' post='860436']I'm not intrested in petty theft. I have fissionable material that is on the loose, and I want it back, NOW![/quote] Wooah there! You have lost some fissionable material 14D??? Exactly how worried should we be? As an after thought, how worried about you should we be? Are you in big, big trouble? Well I hope you get this sorted out soon buddy. Have you checked down the back of the sofa? ;) [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 20 2007, 18.33' post='860087']Hmm I had a weird dream last night. Someone I know was chasing my friend with a BB shotgun. I some how had a pistol (which I do not own any guns) and I shot the guy in the neck. Then he later came into my dream in a car alive and well with a couple of my friends saying I was going to jail.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 20 2007, 18.37' post='860102']you're right...that's a weird dream. I dreamt about posting on the board. how's that for sad? :lol:[/quote] Hahaha! [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 20 2007, 19.04' post='860179']On another note - the old man is working mental overtime hours tonight. I have to wait for I have no way to get home otherwise. *sigh* He doesn't even get paid for OT, I don't know why he does it.[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 20 2007, 19.07' post='860192']It's a fine line between dedication and obsession....[/quote] When I look back at all the time I spend doing this spam review and not getting paid for it - I feel I understand :cry: [b]HEADLINE: Tittle or Tit for short?[/b] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 20 2007, 18.59' post='860167']Oh I just learned that the dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle. And that makes me laugh![/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 20 2007, 19.03' post='860176']"Tittle". I have learned something new today! And it was funny!![/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 20 2007, 19.32' post='860273']OK Everyone don't forget to cross your 't's and tittle your 'i's I've gotten the entire office laughing at tittling their i's My work here is done! :lol:[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 20 2007, 19.32' post='860275']I can tittle your i, baby.[/quote] Any time baby :leer: [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 20 2007, 19.37' post='860289']how exactly did you come across this tittle knowledge MB? cause that's awesome[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 20 2007, 19.39' post='860294']It was posted in a thread called 'Interesting Facts' at the other board that I mod at.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 20 2007, 19.46' post='860312']can you imagine a board that lets MB be a mod :lol:[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 20 2007, 19.56' post='860339']:rolleyes: Actually I'm an admin there... and no-I wont tell you where it is...[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 20 2007, 20.01' post='860354']I think he once said it was an insurance board or something...or people with money issues...something boring...not a site dedicated to books filled with sex and violence[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 20 2007, 19.58' post='860346']Do you have the same handle there?[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 20 2007, 20.01' post='860356']I do not in fact. Only you guys get the Baiter![/quote] Great piece of general knowledge there MB - thanks for that. And hell what we do without hearing all the sordid details of your wild lifestyle? We might have to get a life of our own or something. [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 20 2007, 20.09' post='860378']Cool I feel proud. I noticed and fixed a problem that happened three years ago, that has gone unseen until tonight. Now should i boast and brag to my bosses?[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 20 2007, 20.12' post='860384']I learned the hard way in the military...you don't get anything unless you tell what great things you have done. YES!!!! do tell. should have pointed it out before you fixed it...then pretended it took all night to correct and that it was hard to do...that would have been even better.[/quote] I do this all the time except with typing adverts and stuff, not very important military stuff. [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 20 2007, 20.24' post='860414']work has been a bitch I feel as though I have been gang banged-[/quote] If thats what you want Bana we can arrange it . . . [b]HEADLINE: Yana replacement? :smash: [/b] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 20 2007, 20.48' post='860484']we really must span the globe with all the different time zones going on here![/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 20 2007, 20.49' post='860494']I'm always on time and in the right zone. :thumbsup: Hello Blue Rose. I'm sure this is nothing new but despite your thorns you smell pretty. :mellow: As Hand and Pirate I declare Booty Rights to The Blue Rose. And first rights to Parlay with her.[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 20 2007, 21.05' post='860537']:blush: I'm honored![/quote] If Yana comes back now and sees this you will be in big trouble SB. Nevertheless good luck with your conquest of BR. Not that we know how old she is, whether she is single or married, with kids, whether she is hawt. The only thing we can be confident of is that she is female, lives in Vancouver and is a lot of fun to spam with. [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 20 2007, 23.29' post='860781']Finally home! I left home 17 hours ago but woop, I'm home! Well, only 13.5 were at work. But ugh, won't even get into it...[/quote] DJ is becoming more like FD every day . . . . . [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jun 21 2007, 00.22' post='860872']go [url=http://www.tv-links.co.uk/]here[/url] there are brand new movies, anime and just about every tv show you would ever dream of watching... streaming... for free... my post is misleading....its not just new stuff...its like fucking everything.[/quote] A website worth checking out by all accounts. DP, when you say "like fucking everything" do you literally mean . . . . (you can fill in the rest of this joke yourselves) . . . . [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 21 2007, 00.56' post='860939']Ever have one of those days where everyone around you is asking to be strangled and shaken really hard? I am having one of those.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 21 2007, 00.58' post='860942']I call those days "Thursdays"[/quote] Hahaha! Sorry for your bad day Kay. [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 21 2007, 01.00' post='860943']I'm in between projects and have considered taking a class online to add something meaningful to my spam filled days... while it may not seem like I post a lot here (ok, nevermind) keep in mind that there is another board that I also post at... Hello my name is J and I'm a board whore. Which is better than being a bored whore because if I was a bored whore that would mean that I wasn't very good at my job.[/quote] Board whore! [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 21 2007, 02.38' post='861090']Finally got brat to bed. He had 4 temp tattooes today and it took forever to scrub them off him. he is not happy with me.[/quote] How does a 4 year old get temporary tattoos? Hmmm? [b]HEADLINE: Kay and her sort of ex[/b] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 21 2007, 03.24' post='861167']Hanging out with one of the (sort of) exes, it was fun.[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 21 2007, 03.39' post='861191']:o Wait a minute, what do you mean "sort of ex"? Hmm?[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 21 2007, 03.55' post='861215']we did not officially date for him to actually be my ex.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 21 2007, 04.00' post='861219']complicated[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 21 2007, 04.12' post='861234']Not super complicated, just one of those things that happens. I was seeing a few different people and when it came time to become exclusive with one, I picked someone else (in classic good judgement, the worst of all possible choices).[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 21 2007, 04.25' post='861240']Yeah, that's the classic move. Done it myself a couple times. Good that you are still friends, though. I still haven't managed that trick.[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 21 2007, 04.28' post='861241']it helps to not see them for a few years and when you do you are both married (in his case to a chick who could [i]be[/i] me)[/quote] So he could not really get over you and found someone who was similar? Poor bloke. Still it is nice you are friends, unlike FD I have managed this and it is really quite a nice thing if you are both cool with it. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 21 2007, 06.03' post='861328']Don't forget on page forty to honor the Goat of Goats. Our own Ebert. The Mountain Billy. If it wasn't reviewed it didn't happen. Hmm seems like it is page 40. Consider yourself honored you Spam-glutton![/quote] This almost did not happen because I made the rule not to include page 40 homages because they were obviously attention hoorish - but I just can't resist this one today. [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 21 2007, 06.28' post='861347']freddy! :cheers: i found freddy's nightmares on youtube. what's freddy's nightmares some of you might ask? well, only the greatest sucky televison series of my youth. and how can you share something that that is rightfully mine?? those are MY sweet dreams you arseholio's are molesting! :tantrum: and they're [i]wet[/i] so what's the deal with page 40? :dunno:[/quote] Thanks for sharing IW. And the page 40 thing is to do with the spam reviews from 4 threads which I produced in one day when the 10 minute post merge barrier disappeared and everyone went on a spam rampage to celebrate. Page 40 was so huge some people could not load the page properly - it became legendary and CH, our spam lord, declared that Page 40 would henceforth be known as the Goats page :blush: actually I love it but don't tell anyone . . . [quote name='Joanna Nox' date='Jun 21 2007, 06.42' post='861359'] Hello. First day of summer vacation and of course I get woken up at 7:30 am. :uhoh: Seems there was a slight problem about me skipping last block (P.E. :P) yesterday. Though I only slipped because it was the last day, it was P.E., and all the cruddy marks were finalised anyway, apparently I'm going to turn into a delinquent. :uhoh: TOMORROW I AM SET TO WATCH SOME EPISODES OF "FIREFLY", ALTHOUGH NOT IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER. I ONLY HAVE DISCS 3 AND 4 OF THE COMPLETE DVD SET AND I WONDER IF THIS WILL SCREW UP MY PERCEPTION OF THE STORY but I don't care. :D[/quote] Don't do it Noxie, have some patience and watch the whole series in the order it was supposed to be in. There are spoilers which will ruin some of your enjoyment when you watch the first half of the season. But regardless - enjoy! [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 21 2007, 10.04' post='861501']Bana's profile has had the second most views on the board... only 100 behind Ran but 300 clear of third (deliah).[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 21 2007, 11.21' post='861577']I'm not surprised; she's one sexy lady. ;) Some of it might be the comments she made in the No Relationship and Talent threads too. ;)[/quote] Congratulations on your popularity Bana. But you know we love you most! :kiss: [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 21 2007, 11.18' post='861574']I've changed my location :cry:[/quote] There, there it is okay DJ. Nobody can take away your awesome memories of Wales. Well except for excessive quantities of alcohol but you'll be doing that to yourself. [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 21 2007, 13.23' post='861704']Good Morning. Normally I stop in here first, but I just had to read the mafia spoilers. I was too tired last night to see what mean things people said about me :P[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 21 2007, 13.54' post='861761']Why would anyone say anything mean about you Lany?[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 21 2007, 14.02' post='861776']Because they are sore losers :P I WON!!!!!! I lied and killed and manipulated and it was AWESOME!!!!! and I got damn lucky and made a few big mistakes, but the players didn't catch them, just the watchers.[/quote] Congratulations on your Mafia win Lany. [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 21 2007, 14.04' post='861780']Morning. I'm just getting caught up since there is no review today.[/quote] What you can't wait a day? hehe ;) [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 21 2007, 17.01' post='862210']Hi, all. (Have I mentioned lately that work is the apex of evil?)[/quote] Not for at least two hours, no. Quoth talking to Blue Rose: [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 21 2007, 17.16' post='862271']Blue, please disregard whatever you may have heard. I'm the sane one hereabouts. Why I'm even saner than IW.[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 21 2007, 17.17' post='862279']I just spit water all over my monitor. Q is our resident Sexy Raptor. He's also the TTTNE Torturer. I am his disciple.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 21 2007, 17.19' post='862283']I've lobbied for "TTTNE Torturer and fitness trainer", to no avail.[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 21 2007, 17.20' post='862285']I think because in the view of most of us...these are really one and the same. It's redundant.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 21 2007, 17.21' post='862288']:lol: A shame, though. What will I do with all this spandex?[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 21 2007, 17.23' post='862292']you could pose in it for your avatar! Sexy Raptor and torturer, huh? I like you more already! :whip:[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 21 2007, 17.23' post='862293']Quoth are you flirting with my new love interest? :pirate: If so return to me with any juicy details. :P[/quote] Perhaps I should PM Yana to warn her of SB's treachery? :smash: [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 21 2007, 17.25' post='862299'];) I'm on the case, mi amigo. Already fallen for the fair blossom? You are a quick study, SB. :) Sorry, I'm in favor of increasing tttne membership and firmly against mass nausea. :)[/quote] Yeah I don't think anybody seriously wants to see Quoth in spandex :uhoh: [b]HEADLINE: Slackers of the world unite![/b] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 21 2007, 18.29' post='862450']I have returned. the workout was great, but I see I missed Q again :( Glad I went...almost didn't. I was trying to be a slacker[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 21 2007, 18.31' post='862457']Slackers of the world unite! Throw off your....oh who cares?[/quote] Hahahaha! [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 21 2007, 18.30' post='862453']GET DOWN AND GIVE ME 20!!!!!!!! SLACKER!![/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 21 2007, 18.33' post='862461']:lol: I had a reply...if it had been one of the other guys....[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 21 2007, 18.34' post='862464']Just cos you're ageist :P[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 21 2007, 18.35' post='862466']in spite of what some people think of me, yes I am.[/quote] Fortunately I am just old enough . . . but not single enough anymore. [b]HEADLINE: Paranoid or sensible?[/b] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 21 2007, 19.57' post='862665']*wonders if DJ has ever seen a real working gun in his parinoid country*[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 21 2007, 19.59' post='862668']Yep, I have! Scary :stunned:[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 21 2007, 19.59' post='862672']did you get to shoot it? did you like it?[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 21 2007, 20.01' post='862676']I grew up in the ghetto of East London. My sister is a witness to a murder, the police have to patrol outside the schools every day to keep the school wars from happening (one school invaded another one during lunch time and one guy got stabbed). People dealt drugs down the road I used to live down - one dude sits in a car at the end dealing and has done for as long as I can remember. Every night. Dunno how he gets away with it.[/quote] I have seen guns. Seen armed police officers in London. I have held guns. I have shot guns (in a controlled environment at a shooting range). Shooting can be a fun past-time but I don't agree with people having the right to own guns in their own homes. This is not paranoia just being sensible [b]HEADLINE: Race for the 1k[/b] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 21 2007, 20.08' post='862737']1000... it's a magic number. Yes it is... It's a magic number![/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 21 2007, 20.08' post='862738']Ive been in trouble since I dont know when Im in trouble now and I now somehow Ill find trouble again Im a loner, but Im never alone Every night I get one step closer to the danger zone[/quote] Lany takes the 1k with this post, but I quite like DJ's magic number post which hit the magic number of 999. [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 21 2007, 20.09' post='862743']and it's Foreigner for the win.[/quote] Hahahaha! [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 21 2007, 20.09' post='862746']I'll have to try harder next time[/quote] You have much to learn young apprentice. [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 22 2007, 00.20' post='863398']*sets up remote camera to snap a picture of the elusive Sophelia. Range and mating habits are still unknown...*[/quote] Sophelia is becoming more like Bigfoot every day . . . OK, we are not done yet, I have the opening 11 pages of this thread still to :read: and review. Stay tuned.