Hello and welcome to [b]MG's Messed Up Almost Daily Spam Review![/b] Why is it messed up you ask? Because I was BANNED from this website by my work network filtering software yesterday (see the story at the end of this review for details). Although I am bizarrely back today - no idea why. But I have this review here and ready to go so I will post it as it is. I have personally added the emoticons to this review (this is possible due to the html version of the thread which contained the first 300 posts complete with emoticons), after the first 300 posts there are no more included until my post at the end which I knew what I added and where. [quote name='Young Wolf' date='May 25 2007, 16.53']Need more photos for the Rogues Gallery people!!! I thought you people were spammers? Spam Ini's email box with photos of yourself!! YW[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='May 25 2007, 17.43']Dub, I sent my pic in because your first post warmed my heart so. Imagine, Gen Chat and tttne living in peace and harmony. Somewhere, John Lennon is looking down and smiling.[/quote] Hahaha! [quote name='Quoth' date='May 25 2007, 17.51']We have new converts to the fold. They're flooding in so fast these days, I don't remember who I've properly greeted.[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='May 25 2007, 17.52']And as I noted earlier almost all of them have been female.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 25 2007, 17.54']yeah...it's been hard to keep up...and then ini and YW have been popping in too. we're becoming the cool kids[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='May 25 2007, 17.56']Might be more of a function of the warm whether when thoughts turn to :smileysex: We do have our niche, afterall.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 25 2007, 17.58']do you mean that there are people who don't always think of :smileysex: ? I can't believe that. I won't believe it.[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='May 25 2007, 18.01']I agree with Lany. How can they not always think of it? I do.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='May 25 2007, 14.00']I was thinking along the lines of skimpier clothing. But your point is well taken.[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='May 25 2007, 18.03']Excellent point Quoth. It certainly has made things more difficult at work. A grocery store gets all kinds of people including all the beautiful ones. During summer I have to work hard not to jump some hot girl.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 25 2007, 18.11']my favorite people are those who go to the grocery store in their jammies. cracks me up[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='May 25 2007, 18.14']Glad I amuse you so. In my defense, I'm still asleep.[/quote] :rofl: [quote name='Kiddy' date='May 25 2007, 14.14']hmmm, I shop in my sweats, does that count?[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='May 25 2007, 18.16']Sweats are fine. If you're in a babydoll nightie, though, call me![/quote] [quote name='Kiddy' date='May 25 2007, 18.17']haha - actually I sleep in boxers and a tshirt - somehow baby doll nighties are not for me. :P[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 25 2007, 18.18']me too...and I don't think I've ever slept in a baby doll...seems like I always end up sleeping naked whenever I wear one :blush:[/quote] Gee, I wonder why that would be? [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 25 2007, 18.19']so what do wear to bed?[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='May 25 2007, 18.20']All my superhero costumes are in the rotation. ;)[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 25 2007, 18.22']capes are ok, but I hope you skip the tights[/quote] [quote name='Kiddy' date='May 25 2007, 18.22']lany is like wonder woman, only instead of an invisible jet she has invisible clothes[/quote] Brilliant! Hahaha! [quote name='DJDonegal' date='May 25 2007, 19.44']Flights canceled. So despite traveling from 12noon until 7.30 this eve, I will be leaving here at 10 this evening in order to get to where we're going at 11am tomorrow morning. This is going to be one hell of a 24 hours.[/quote] Can't wait to hear about this. That is if DJ can remember what happened. [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 25 2007, 22.52']JAGGED!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU!!!! How many times did you sit there and LAUGH AT ME? :spank: and I'm like duh! read the title of the book...hah ha, I'm slow.[/quote] I think this may have been Dresden Files related but could apply to almost anything. [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='May 25 2007, 23.04']how funny. I have some book that my mom gave me but I really cant get into it. She sent over a pile of books, I might have to move on and see what else she sent over. I swear my mom owns every sci fi or fantasy book ever written. my mom used to tell me how she had to sneak sci fi books into school, because girls could not read that stuff. She graduated in 1960. yep my mom is cool, just never mention that she is a trekkie, she gets pissed off. She says she is a trekker, the trekkies are the younger generation, basically n00b's. Cracks me up when she goes off. Being the great daughter I am I give her shit about it all the time, just to watch her go off about it. Growing up we got to go to alot of sci fi/fantasy conventions. Since my dad was a reporter we got to meet alot of authors and movie stars too. I think as a child I met most of the star trek actors[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='May 25 2007, 23.26']I think the difference between Trekkers and Trekkies is rather moot now.[/quote] So true. Still you have a cool Mom GC and it must be fun to wind her up like that :lol: [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='May 26 2007, 04.29']I agree but some of the old timers stick to it like crazy. Yes I just called my mom an old timer[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='May 26 2007, 05.38']some people are older than their biological parents. not saying who, just saying.[/quote] Hmmm, I wonder who he meant? [quote name='Vhagar' date='May 26 2007, 14.01']The labrador across the road bit me on the butt.[/quote] What a lovely way to start the day :lol: [b]Interesting Facts about Vhagar: No. 9[/b] [quote name='Vhagar' date='May 26 2007, 14.14']You don't know this, but I have a very alabaster pale complection - intuitive I suppose since I'm a redhead - but every bump makes me look like I took on a gang of bikers. It's really ugly.[/quote] Leave your kinky fantasies out of this. [b]Interesting Facts about Vhagar: No. 10[/b] [quote name='Vhagar' date='May 26 2007, 14.36']I was raised with dogs, my parents were breeders and showers of champion English Bulldogs. Definitely not a dog you want to be bit by, they can break your arm if they latch on. I've dealt with lots of them, different breeds, different dispostions. Bites go with it if you handle them enough. Just gotta let them know you have the upper hand and be patient. She meant no harm.[/quote] Can you believe this feature is into double digits now? [quote name='Inigima' date='May 26 2007, 15.31']Back soon. I need to go be a huge nerd for a minute.[/quote] Just one? [quote name='14th Dragon' date='May 26 2007, 15.30'] [quote name='Vhaga' date='May 26 2007, 10.01']How's everyone? I see D got a huge raise, excellent. Can't wait to hear where he ended up celebrating.[/quote] The only place worth celebrating. My own bed, with a nice 10 hour sleep. It was soft, smooth, cool and wonderful. If I have learned anything it is this. There are two things in life where price should be last on the list of concerns. Dress shirts and beds.[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='May 26 2007, 15.35']For women I think it's bras and beds. Once when agonizing over wanting new pillows for my bed a friend of mine reminded me that I spend 30% of my life there. I had new pillows that night. I'm glad you got some sleep, sorry you missed pool and boobs, but sleep likely did you more good.[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='May 26 2007, 15.37']blasphemy.[/quote] Hahahaha! [quote name='Inigima' date='May 26 2007, 16.52']nerd shit report: went out to buy a $30 DS game. Came back with $120 worth of games, and couldn't find what I went out for. in my defense, one was a preorder, and two were rare Atlus titles I've been looking for.[/quote] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='May 26 2007, 17.19']I love when you get all nerdy, even if I don't have a clue what a DS game is....typo maybe---Playstation? I spent my morning at Sherwood Gardens digging up Tulips bulbs. 25 cents each. Spent around 20 bucks. Now they will all just sit in a cool, dark, dry place til September. Sometime today or tomorrow , I shall dig up all the Tulips bulbs I already have here at home. I try to get to Sherwood every year, they have such pretty tulips.[/quote] MLA don't know what a Nintendo Dual Screen is. Now what are these Tulips you speak of? (joke) [quote name='beniowa' date='May 26 2007, 20.31']Do you arrange the tulieps into messages that can be read from above?[/quote] Such as "lovely daughters this way" and an arrow pointing to the front door? [b]HEADLINE: Get well soon Dracarys[/b] [quote name='Dracarys' date='May 27 2007, 02.34']Hey All, Dracarys is stuck in the hospital w/o internet access! He is recovering and should be back around Tuesday. - Friend of Dracarys I can send off any best wishes.[/quote] [quote name='The Mad Moose' date='May 27 2007, 02.36']Hey friend of Dracarys. Tell him he's a limp-wrist for letting that stop him.[/quote] Yeah last I heard not having internet access did not require time in hospital! But seriously, thanks to you Friend of Dracarys for doing that and I hope you get well soon, whatever it is you are getting well from. [quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='May 27 2007, 05.48']I'm drunk and allergic. I wonder who's computer this is.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='May 27 2007, 07.40']Sadly, not mine I love a good Long Island Iced Tea. Why? Because a well-made Long Island goes a long way towards making me, a 250+ pound palooka very drunk, very quickly. Picture, if you will, a typical glass of beer. Now take out the beer, and fill it two-thirds full with various layers of hard alcohol. Then add a little lemon juice and a little cola. You get something pretty tea-colored and a drink that tastes nothing like alcohol and is quite easy to slam (and, I have, more than once). It's actually pretty hard to do well,as Inigma was mentioned in GC threads. I took some offense to this, as I have devoted much time to mixing them, and mixing them well. I used to pre-mix the alcohol portion of a long island in in mass quantities and just add lemon and coke when I need it. I bring this up because I'm on my second, and I am feeling pretty mellow. And I wanted you all to know my joy. By the way, it took probably 20 minutes to make sure this post didn't look like it was typed by a drunkard.[/quote] Thanks for sharing your joy FD. [quote name='Quoth' date='May 27 2007, 15.06']My nephew is getting married today. So I'll shortly be off to drink adult beverages and dance the Chicken Dance.[/quote] Surely that should be a Raven Dance? [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='May 27 2007, 16.43']WHO DID WHAT TO MY DRAGON! *goes into panic mode* Where's DP with the nurses? DRAC needs nurses! and Doctors! My poor dragon. *eyes friend of Drac* I'm holding you responsible for making sure he recovers completely. Tell him his damsel sends her love, kisses on the cheek, and wishes for a speedy recovering. *dons boxing gloves.......sits patiently in corner while Bana, V and Lany oil her up..........walks to center of the ring......POW! ..lands a right cross....WHAM....gives INI an uppercut to the jaw... teeth and bloo...........ewwwwwwww.. changed my mind.. *takes off gloves....strips to bikini....steps into stiletto's....prances around ring holding sign..... TTTNE ALL MALE REVUE....ROUND 1[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='May 27 2007, 17.45']My timing's really off. That's two bikinis I've missed.[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='May 27 2007, 18.55']it's hard to choose which is better: bikini or no bikini?[/quote] Depends on if "no bikini" means naked or not. [b]HEADLINE: Kay's Ducklings, awwww![/b] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='May 28 2007, 22.37']I have ducklings in my laundry room, won't Mr. Fury be pleased! "No Kurt, I don't know where the ducks came from...."[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='May 28 2007, 22.47']You quack me up, Kay.[/quote] *groans* [quote name='beniowa' date='May 28 2007, 23.05']Kay, what are you going to do with those poor duckies?[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='May 28 2007, 23.11']mmmmmm, Duck Soup, anyone?[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='May 28 2007, 23.15']I have a farm, I just keep useless animals for fun. I have 4 cats (there are the ones in the house, I don't know how many I am feeding in the barn), three full size horses, one miniature horse, two pygmy goats, one giant dog, and now four ducklings. So, they'll hang out in the wife's laundry basket until they are big enough where the cats don't kill them and then they get to hang out in the chicken coop. We are not eating them.[/quote] [quote name='Jagged' date='May 28 2007, 23.22']Thats awesome. My grandparents had a small farm/ranch. I have good memories of it from when I was a child. From your picture I didn't think of you as living on a farm. Was thinking more tough as nails urban scene chick.[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='May 28 2007, 23.26']Was thinking more tough as nails urban scene chick. So did I. So she's more like "tough as nails country chick".[/quote] Yeah I've said it before: I would not get on the wrong side of Kay Fury. [b]HEADLINE: MB's weekend at International Leather Festival[/b] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='May 29 2007, 12.04']I survived... Mostly that is... Damn... what a weekend! We didn't go to the actual competition. We did go to the Market 3 days in a row. That was all cool... but it was the bars and the parties and the sex... and the sex parties... crazy times but all good! Ready to take it easy at home this week![/quote] Hey aren't you monogomous with only your wife and boyfriend? Or was this a special weekend freepass or something? [quote name='Banafsheh' date='May 29 2007, 13.00']My mother is walking around a little bit. The doc's have her on many pain meds which is making it hard for her to eat. Other then that she is on the road to recovery!! Not to long ago I ran out of gas and this guy gave me his number but I never called him due to I had many Things going on. Well called him and DAMN if he didnt knock me off my feet[/quote] Hot damn I need a weekend like that! Glad to hear your mother is doing better. [quote name='Joanna Nox' date='May 29 2007, 15.09']Hi everyone. I'm at school right now. The internet at home doesn't work + the keyboard is broken, so I'm pretty much screwed. Oh well. Yesterday we gave the speech for the elections! I did better than I thought, but I still could have done better. Gah. We find out the results soon, in first or second block - I am way too excited and anxious right now.[/quote] Well at least you have a good excuse for not doing the Weekend Spam Review. Good luck in the elections. [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='May 29 2007, 16.05']Durring the world cup (football) we were told to be extra vigulant as it was available to watch via the internet. So when engalnd was playing all i did was log on to random managers PC's remotely (this is when I can see what's on there screen and hear what they can) once I found someone watching the game I settled back to enjoy myself. Thus leaving no trace on my PC. I did have a quiet word with the manager afterwards and reminded him to unistall ect.[/quote] Very sneaky Pebble - impressive. [b]HEADLINE: Dragon Talk[/b] [quote name='Vhagar' date='May 29 2007, 18.22']Yes, but that's our natural habitat anyways. Being a steam dragon, I love my water, and I love the air...Caves are just for sleeping and treasure hording. Maybe I'll take over a castle soon, it's dank down here and smells of loam.[/quote] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='May 29 2007, 17.57']I'm not much of a cave dragon myself. I have my geothermal pool in the mountains for keeping warm even in winter. My island retreat is certianly perfect for treasuring hoarding and sun keeps the rocks nice and warm for napping. Not to mention my own internal fires keep me from ever really getting cold. Casltes are aight. I find them to be a bit constrictive though.[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='May 29 2007, 15.33']Yeah, see I have to keep an insulated inside boiling to keep myself fired up, so to speak. (Har har, Dragon humor) so I'm always locked and loaded. Takes a lot of water, so I do spend a lot of time under. Do you have inner lids so you can see? I do. Just, I can't hover in the water, I have to keep moving like a fish so sleep isn't really good. Have to hit land to do that and to find fuel...unlike you, I'm not stuck on brimstone, I can fire up anything that will burn, which is handy. Like fishing boats. I just don't like them firing stuff at me, you know? I just wanna be. Now, if I'm above the clouds and I blast I just...create more clouds. Steam breathing has it's downsides. I can't really torch anyone, I just sort of poach them, like an egg. Extremely uncomfortable for them, I'm sure. Steam burns badly but I have to really hit them hard to kill them. Mostly I just take them out of commission. Sometimes I really just wish I breathed fire like other dragons, but that's not the way George wrote me. I'll have to speak with him about that...[/quote] Hahaha! Glad we had some conversation in keeping with the thread title. [b]HEADLINE: In case you missed it - here is today's BIG news[/b] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='May 29 2007, 19.11']bastards! Bastards! BAAAASTARDS!!! :tantrum: :mad: :angry: :mega-pissed off: They have finally caught up to me! :cry: The BlackSpider has bitten and its bite was deep . . . Thats right folks, my workplace has [b]BANNED[/b] my access to the board! :bawl: So I can no longer spam with you guys from work! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Damn you BlackSpider Web Defence! Grrrrr! Couldn't they have cut off my arm instead? Plucked out one of my eyes? Chopped off my left testicle? (yes the bigger one - thats how upset I am!) I've been in a daze all day ever since seeing that website banned screen first thing this morning. I've had to you know, do work instead This totally SUCKS! I am gonna miss you guys sooooooooooooo much! :grouphug: x a million But fear not, I WILL make the effort to come online in the evening and other occasions and also let me just state for the record: MG's Almost Daily Spam Review Post will continue! No I'm not crazy! I intend to archive the spam to a text document and port it to work via a USB key drive and read up on what insane goings on there has been and put together a review - cos you know [b]I CAN'T LEAVE YOU LIKE THIS!!![/b] :cry: There's nothing else for it I will just have to get a new job somewhere else! Hire me someone damn it! So there you go - thats why you have not seen me today, did anybody miss me? Or should I just leave for good???[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='May 29 2007, 19.22']MG yes I did miss you. I looked when I first logged on to see if you had been in and I felt lost without seeing your review I knew that something may be wrong and I was worried. But I did not want to put any pressure on you. so I held my Spam fingers and hoped to see you latter or tommorw.[/quote] Thanks also to Quoth, Lany, V, Ben, FD, 14D for their commisserations. However now, today I am back in. Why? Your guess is as good as mine but lets hope it stays this way because doing the spam review like this is a pain in the ringpiece and I don't wanna have to do it this way every day. Alright I will attempt to review the dozen or so pages I have left to read before the end of today.