[insert amusing opening greeting] [b]MG's Almost Daily Spam Review Post[/b] [insert more amusing commentary and introduction] [end with big belly laugh] [b]HEADLINE: LL drops by for short visit[/b] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='May 22 2007, 13.40' post='812244']Hey LL, I have made some speed enhancements to the go-kart. Be careful in the tight turns.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 22 2007, 14.23' post='812325']how's the marathon training going?[/quote] [quote name='Lightning Lord' date='May 22 2007, 14.28' post='812335']Good, but I miss ice cream. Five more weeks until I can have it. And I get students now trying to follow me, rather than just stare. I guess I preferred them staring to running with me for twenty feet, then telling to to slow down. (these are 11 year old girls, cant very well make them into fellow marathoners.)[/quote] I did not know LL was doing marathon training - good luck LL :cheers: [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 22 2007, 13.41' post='812245']I just want to point out that I have closed 84, 85, 86 and the Man can Post threads. no reason for doing this...just boredom. But bosses will be in shortly and I will have to get to work.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='May 22 2007, 13.46' post='812253']I'd like to point out your friendship with Soph....it's bordering on Shenanigans....[/quote] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='May 22 2007, 13.59' post='812268']Shenanigans...thats where I want to be.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 22 2007, 14.04' post='812273']I'll meet you there for lunch :)[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='May 22 2007, 14.30' post='812339']The next person that says shenanigans is going to get pistol whipped right in the face.[/quote] [quote name='Lightning Lord' date='May 22 2007, 14.36' post='812347']shenanigans. try and find me, I live in a village of less than 3000 people. bring it! :)[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 22 2007, 14.37' post='812348']why? it's a resteraunt chain here in the State[/quote] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='May 22 2007, 14.37' post='812350']Shenanigans...thats where I want to be. :box:[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='May 22 2007, 14.38' post='812352']So I now have trips planned to USA and Ukraine :cool: And as for why I said it in the first place... as nobody here seen the movie [i]Super Troopers[/i]?[/quote] Not seen the movie, did not know it is a restaurant, but I do agree that Lany is using shenanigans - has she been granted mod powers and not told us? [quote name='Ser Steven of Excelsior' date='May 22 2007, 14.41' post='812362']XL makes an appearance! Second day of my homebound vacation and I'm lazing in front of the computer in my underwear! Yersterday was a full day of spring cleaning the garage! Yuk...but it's done and now I can move around in there even when the cars are in there![/quote] Congrats on the clear out, though TMI on the what you're wearing - even though the ladies loved it. [quote name='Master Baiter' date='May 22 2007, 14.56' post='812401']How about pissing in a river? [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8mkue-ZqOM]Lazy river that is...[/url][/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='May 22 2007, 17.47' post='812751']Yeah, I can't see the video either. The computers at work have youtube blocked the fuckers. But get this, I can go to leasticoulddo.com and look at the half-naked Daily Hotties. Go figure. :rolleyes:[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='May 22 2007, 17.50' post='812761']you are far better off looking at hotties than at a guy pissing on people as they float by on tubes. it was funny as hell though.[/quote] I nearly watched that vid, but decided it would classify as "inappropriate content for work" - but judging by all accounts the vid is very funny so if you have not (and can) you should watch it. [b]HEADLINE: Speed Speach Writing[/b] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='May 22 2007, 16.10' post='812558']Dammit, I need to deliver a serious speech in about 45 min and I can not think of a topic. :bang:[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='May 22 2007, 16.17' post='812570']Well, is there a general area of topics it should pertain to? Anything we can help with? DJ owes you a topic. :lol: We practically wrote him a paper, he owes at least one of us. (Teasing Deej)[/quote] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='May 22 2007, 16.20' post='812576']I've decided to go with debate on evolution. Now I need a humourous story to open the speech and humourus story to close it. I think I will open with the "miricale happens here" farside. Then end with the Dali Lama Debating Carl Sagan. Arg....... Toss in the Laplace Napoleon story in the middle, and see if I can get this POS to fly.[/quote] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='May 22 2007, 18.10' post='812791']Well it went decent. I am in toastmasters so am regularly giving speechs to get better at giving them.[/quote] You know the man to call if you ever need a speach quickly put together. [quote name='Vhagar' date='May 22 2007, 19.15' post='812896']I was very bad for lunch, but I don't care, I got outside, I took a little walk, and it was cheap.[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='May 22 2007, 19.22' post='812905'][quote name='Vhagar' date='May 22 2007, 19.15' post='812896']I was very bad for lunch, but I don't care, I got outside, I took a little walk, and [b]he[/b] was cheap.[/quote];)[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='May 22 2007, 19.24' post='812910']:lol: I'm female. We don't have to pay. We just have to lower our standards. :P[/quote] So true. [b]HEADLNE: News on Bana's mother[/b] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='May 22 2007, 19.30' post='812920']Mother is doing Ok, she is in the hospital awaiting Surgery. Her back is Fucked but she is home and I feel so much better. Its a shame she can not sue the bastard!!!![/quote] Glad to know she is okay, though you still have not told us what happened. Who is the bastard she cannot sue for this? [quote name='DJDonegal' date='May 22 2007, 20.11' post='813011']Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, pubbage! I need to shave. How long has it been... 10 days? :wideeyed:[/quote] Deej - TMI. Although it has to be said "A shaved scrotum is breathtaking I can assure you." [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='May 22 2007, 23.01' post='813358']new thread I see! See IW and I work now and miss all the fun![/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 22 2007, 23.24' post='813399']so where is IW working?[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='May 23 2007, 03.08' post='813723']some warehouse taht's just getting setup, i dunno. :dunno: all i know is i get real fucking dirty. :leer: i got to drive this real kickass zamboni-like thing for 2 days, but it fucked up, so know i'm back to scrubbing and sweeping and painting. hopefully they'll get me in as forklift operator soon. :thumbsup: [/quote] I wondered where IW had got to the last few days - glad you two are working and keeping busy. [quote name='Joanna Nox' date='May 23 2007, 09.29' post='814022']OK, after trying to connect to this thread for the last 30 minutes... :P Damn internets. Lately, I haven't been on the interwebs as much, and especially the board. I wonder what's in the water - maybe it's the current pile of events (me running for Student Council! :D) that's making me have something of a life. I've also noticed that now I'm near-completely disinterested in Mafia (how did this come about, amirite? :rolleyes: :P Me, I dunno.) and I keep visiting the other Misc. forums much more. My god, I'm turning into a GCer! :uhoh: But seriously, I need to stop taking naps. Everytime I wake up I'm sluggish and my parents' bed SUCKS. For some bizarre ass reason I can never get a good sleep on that piece of crap, and If I sleep in my own bed I wake up at 7 in the morning. :P So I kind of spent an hour in bed listening to choral music, but unable to get to sleep because I cannot sleep on a heavy mind, and I have one; homework I don't understand, my speech unprepared so far (SC speech on Mooonday!), internet making me cry, me being suddenly reminded of wretched human beings (Ty Cobbs being a main one), being tired yet not tired, and the fact that I haven't been in TTTNE consistently for a longass time. Ah, Joanna, we hardly knew ye. We can always call threads early 30s - late 70s the Nox years. :P Another thing that's keeping my schedule up: my class play for Drama! Our school rarely ever has class plays (though we have a hell of a drama program), and I'm quite proud of it, even if my role is really too small for me to do anything + my main partner is something of an irritant (i.e. lame). We start costume rehearsals on Thursday - I look forward to it.[/quote] Nice to hear from you Noxchild - and you should be busy constantly! Having too much to do is a good sign that you are living a complete life, full of lots of exciting new possibilities. At your age you have to explore as many possibilities as you can because you never know which one will lead to something majorly important to you. Good luck with everything and if the Internets allow it come back and let us know how it goes. [insert smart-ass amusing closing statement here] [remind folks that the spam review is back Friday] [close]