Morning thread. No messing today lets dive straight into [b]MG's Almost Daily Spam Review Post![/b] [b]HEADLINE: :grouphug: for Bana[/b] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='May 15 2007, 14.09' post='802154']I need a favor from you guys-I am trying to find hospital numbers in Punta Cana in the Caribbean. My mother was on Vacation and she had a bad accident- She hs been Trans to about 3 diff ones. She broke her back and My stept-Dad is a mess and he will not call me. I am worried cause they do not speak spanish and my stept Dad is as Back-water as they get.[/quote] Armed with numbers provided by DP and V Bana left to get some info and we have not heard from her since. Everyone sends their best wishes and hopes everything will be alright. [quote name='Vhagar' date='May 15 2007, 18.50' post='802583']Anyone else so bored at work they're watching Breakfast at Tiffany's on their computers?[/quote] I have never been that bored in my whole entire life. [b]HEADLINE: The Iowans are multiplying[/b] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 16 2007, 00.03' post='803116']I wish brats was spelled differently...you know, like it is pronounced?[/quote] [quote name='Nora Stark' date='May 16 2007, 00.15' post='803131']I totally agree! Writing brats about food then makes me think about those horrid "Bratz" dolls or whatever. :ack:[/quote] [quote name='Ned Stark Fan' date='May 16 2007, 00.16' post='803134']those bratz dolls are ridiculous. I would never let my kids play with them..if i had kids. They look like they would come alive in the night and kill you XD[/quote] Welcome to TTTNE nsf. [quote name='Nora Stark' date='May 16 2007, 00.19' post='803137']Welcome to the board and to TTTNE! I must say, you've picked one of my least favorite quotes for your signature...but I suppose I can forgive you for that! ;)[/quote] [quote name='Ned Stark Fan' date='May 16 2007, 00.22' post='803146']LOL why is that? and it matches my avatar XP i couldnt think of any other quote off the top of my head.[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='May 16 2007, 00.23' post='803150']That line was endearing the first couple times. Everytime after the third I wanted to beat the snot out of Ygritte.[/quote] [quote name='Ned Stark Fan' date='May 16 2007, 00.25' post='803153']that is true. i dont like her much. she is a lucky bitch to be with jon XD you are from iowa!? i am too ^_^ though im at college in minnesota right now.[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='May 16 2007, 00.28' post='803157']Hey, way cool. Nora is from Iowa too.[/quote] Look out thread the Iowans are coming! [quote name='Dracarys' date='May 16 2007, 00.44' post='803191']The car has officially bankrupted me.[/quote] It is what cars are best at. My commisserations Drac. [quote name='Ned Stark Fan' date='May 16 2007, 01.00' post='803219']is this forum very active? :/[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='May 16 2007, 01.20' post='803243']We have a good mix of people who get out and exercise each day and lazy drunks who exercise their right to free speech. If you mean posts? Well just mention the S word and this thread moves faster than a goat can quote spam.[/quote] I don't know I can quote pretty fast. I love the fact that nsf has no idea what SB was talking about yet still laughed. [b]HEADLINE: SB and FD's road trip[/b] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='May 16 2007, 01.29' post='803249']FD one of these days you are going to lock yourself to me and then we are gonig to begin a wacky road trip acroos the United States locked together. Like 48 hours or Another 48 Hours or something like that.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='May 16 2007, 01.30' post='803252']I look forward to it. :cheers: Though I may be doing a cross-country rampage at the beginning of next year.[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='May 16 2007, 01.30' post='803253']Or we could be a really cool reality TV show. Faceless Dude and the Bandito. People could follow our hilarous adventures as we argue, date, live, lie and love our way accross the world. All in the name of Coastal harmony.[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='May 16 2007, 01.34' post='803260']A real trip? None of that pussy shit. A real trip involves going to Maine. Otherwise (It says so on our Mutha plucking license plates) known as Vacationland.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='May 16 2007, 01.43' post='803274']Well it won't be vacation. After the last drama episode, I'm seriously thinking leaving California for good and settling somewhere else. I'm not sure where yet though. There's three questions that need answering: Where am I going, How am I getting there, and What am I going to do when I get there.[/quote] Glad to hear it FD - you need a change of scene in a big way - good luck with this. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='May 16 2007, 01.46' post='803276']Come to Maine and live in my basement. Problem solved. You can groom my beard.[/quote] How could anyone refuse an offer like that? :o Lany spent the evening watching the last episode of Gilmore Girls with her daughter: [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 16 2007, 02.01' post='803307']I just cried my eyes out. stooopid mother daughter tv shows anyway. I miss my babygirl. I need some cheering up. some one tell me about the latest porn you've watched.[/quote] Well there was this dude who comes home and his hot asian girlfriend has a birthday surprise for him and, oh I won't spoil the ending :P [quote name='Ned Stark Fan' date='May 16 2007, 02.03' post='803311']O_o thats...nasty[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 16 2007, 02.10' post='803325']most everyone here knows my daughter moved to texas 2 yrs ago...we had tuesaday night dates to watch GG for the first year...the past yr, she's been working more and busy more and we missed most of the season. we've watched this show since it started...were very close too, so it ws sad that the show was over and this week she said she is staying down there for good. the porn thing was my way of making a joke...try to lighten my mood. I am not a creep or anything. I'm actually a very nice person with a weird sense of humor[/quote] SB responds to Lany saying she is not a creep: [quote name='Space Bandito' date='May 16 2007, 02.19' post='803338']I did at first. But she beat it out of me. Lany beat my fanny. :spank: Now I absolutely love her. :love:[/quote] [quote name='Ned Stark Fan' date='May 16 2007, 02.20' post='803340']so you admit you like it when your fanny is beat? is that the way to your heart? XD[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='May 16 2007, 02.23' post='803346']The way to my heart . . . :pirate: It is a long, complicated journey. Yet peanut butter and whisky seem quick enough short cuts. After that you can beat my fanny to your arms hurt.[/quote] Hahaha! Fanny. Americans are good at getting things back to front. (A joke for the English spammers there :P ) [b]WARNING: Serious ASOIAF discussion - in TTTNE???[/b] [quote name='Ned Stark Fan' date='May 16 2007, 03.12' post='803426']who are your fav characters nora? mine are Ned Jon snow Tyrion Jaime Theon Renly XD man 4 out of those are bad guys... course..that isnt the order in which who i would most like to sleep with :drool: jk jk[/quote] [quote name='Ned Stark Fan' date='May 16 2007, 03.21' post='803444']dude i love tyrion. poor thing! he gets treated like crap and he isnt that bad of a guy >_> Jaime is just bad ass. Theon is amusing and funny to me..not to mention hot.. *sounds like a really bad fan girl...sorry im not i swear*[/quote] [quote name='Nora Stark' date='May 16 2007, 03.22' post='803445']Heh, no worries, I'm a bit of a Theon fangirl. I would totally be his saltwife or whatev.[/quote] [quote name='Ned Stark Fan' date='May 16 2007, 03.23' post='803448']omg me too![/quote] Okay when I said serious discussion I meant "teenage fangirl gushing" obviously. [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='May 16 2007, 03.35' post='803460']Who are these characters you're talking about?[/quote] [quote name='Dracarys' date='May 16 2007, 03.36' post='803462']Has anybody notice we're having a discussion about the book...and it's coherent?[/quote] Yeah I noticed this. Weird moment of the day for me. Here are two posts on the subject of nsf's reading style: [quote name='Ned Stark Fan' date='May 16 2007, 03.53' post='803492']oh i dont care about spoilers..someone in my class has read the story and spilled some stuff too me...not to mention i spoil it myself by reading ahead sometimes.. XD and i tend to ignore spoilers on here or just not read them.[/quote] [quote name='Ned Stark Fan' date='May 16 2007, 04.06' post='803516']you skip ? badddd..i have wanted to do that plenty of times but i wont let myself XD[/quote] Huh??? What?? You won't skip a chapter but have no problem ruining the surprises of the story by reading spoilers and skipping ahead to find out major stuff that happens. [quote name='beniowa' date='May 16 2007, 04.23' post='803551']For a second I thought we had anothe bi guy here until I checked to see that NFS is a girl. :blush:[/quote] [quote name='Ned Stark Fan' date='May 16 2007, 04.24' post='803552']you know..i get that a lot online...ppl thinking im a guy...even though my stats clearly say female XD[/quote] There was a suggestion that this might be because of nsf's avatar but you know what I have avatars switched off at work and up until the discussion about which characters she thinks is hot I thought nsf was a boy. I guess your writing style is just teenage boy or something, sorry. [b]HEADLINE: That crazy IW messes with the noob[/b] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='May 16 2007, 04.36' post='803571']can you add a word that starts with 'w' to the end of your name so we can just call you NSFW? :dunno:[/quote] [quote name='Ned Stark Fan' date='May 16 2007, 04.37' post='803574']what does nsfw stand for O_O do i want to know? is that some wrestling crap? XD[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='May 16 2007, 04.38' post='803577']i am a fellow member of the female species NSFW, so you can talk to me if you need. yeah, it's wwf related. a tag team consisting of the wrestlers [i]nazi socialist[/i] and [i]free willy[/i]. combined weight 685 pounds. :smoking:[/quote] [quote name='Ned Stark Fan' date='May 16 2007, 04.41' post='803582']why do i not believe that? XD :rolleyes:[/quote] I would not believe anything IW says. Not a word. [quote name='beniowa' date='May 16 2007, 04.44' post='803583']GC, were you too lazy to log out IW again? Or is this the blended personality? :uhoh:[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='May 16 2007, 04.45' post='803586']yeah! come here ben and give me a big wet sloppy kiss. :kiss: :uhoh: actually, ned stark fan, it means 'not safe for work' man, i gotta pee. standing up. later gators.[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='May 16 2007, 04.51' post='803595']:eek: It's finally happened! GC and IW have finally merged into one red-haired psychotic hermaphadite! *runs from the thread screaming in terror*[/quote] A truly terrifying image to end the review on but I don't have much of a choice in the matter do I? More fast quoting coming right at ya Friday. Laters.