Lets go back to last week, I was not here, J-Nox and Pebble tried to cover the spam review but it smacked them back with its mighty bulk. Step unto the breach one noble goat of the mountains to bring you [b]A R-R-Retrospective edition of MG's Almost Daily Spam Review Post![/b] With spam taken from TTTNE v.83. [quote name='IdolWarship' date='May 5 2007, 14.54' post='789523']Level 6 - The City of Dis [size=7]THIS IS THE CITY OF DIS, SO DON'T DISAPPOINT ME. I WANT FEELINGS HURT.[/size][/quote] So was it a disappointment IW or did it leave up to all your darkest dreams? [quote name='Nora Stark' date='May 5 2007, 15.02' post='789531']*cautiously pokes head in* I've always wondered about these TTTNE's, but I've been a bit too scared to check them out. Don't mind me...[/quote] Quoted for posterity - Nora Stark's first TTTNE post. [b]HEADLINE: MB's pool man - part one[/b] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='May 6 2007, 20.48' post='790691']And the most tragic news of all... we have to fire the pool man. He hasn't been here in 3 weeks and I had to get out there and clean the algae from the pool today. So tomorrow I will be trying to find someone else. I can keep the pool clean- but I want someone to come do the chemicals...[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 6 2007, 20.51' post='790697']you don't think he quit coming because of you photographing him, do ya? ;)[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='May 6 2007, 20.53' post='790702']:rolleyes: Shush you! The interview process for the new man should be fun![/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 6 2007, 20.56' post='790710']since we have similar tase in pool boys, you should send me pics and I will help you pick out the right one :leer:[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='May 6 2007, 20.57' post='790713']Holding in all long pole jokes.[/quote] Hahaha! [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='May 6 2007, 22.38' post='790807']laundry sucks, I swear it seems I have more and more each week no matter how many clothes the kids and I wear. Could be I am just in a grumpy mood cause the ex has out down himself on being an ass. Nothing like driving your kids 3 hours so you can confront your ex on custody issues, and let the kids see him, then he refuses to leave his girlfriends house to see his own children. She seems to not want him to be around his kids. She seems to make plans for him when he is supposed to be with his kids so he blows his kids off, then when they are visitng him she manages to have him leave them alone with his wacky mother so she can be with him. So I am being a total bitch and wont let him be alone with the kids until he breaks up with her. He can stay with her for the rest of his life but that woman will never be around the kids. If she comes between a father and his children then she is not allowed around my kids. Pheb and domi hate her anyway, Domi said she was icky. Both children before this happened asked me to not let their dad make them see her. So I am going to folow my kids wishes. In my childrens entire life I have had them only ask to not be near someone a few times. Those few times I later found out the people were criminals or child molesters. So needless to say I am going to listen to my kids here. More frighening though is this woman is a teacher. God I hope she has not done anything bad to her students??? anyway I am just down right pissed at him and I have been having to deal with kids acting out their anger and needing lots of love. So he can only see the kisd with me there to supervise, he hates it cause now he cant run off and see his GF and leave the kids alone or with his mom. Maybe I should feel sorry for him, the kids think IW is great and we have a great arrangement here. But the poor ex is going to always have to live a double life if he wants to stay in his kids life. Imagine being a relationship and never being able to bring your kids around the person you are with. Damn but that would suck. Oh well he did this to himself![/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='May 7 2007, 00.08' post='790875']:uhoh: i'll stop wearing clothes then. or just one outfit, day after day after day. they do? i mean, they do! i noticed you weren't mentioned in that statement, but i'll take what i can get i suppose. :cry: your kids are cool as hell. even if they do kick me in the balls, fart on me, drink all my beer and never give me allowance. it's still all good. love you babe, you know i'm here for you. :love:[/quote] You two are the cutest you know that? [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='May 7 2007, 00.45' post='790892']GC, you should have let me kill him when I offered.[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='May 7 2007, 01.49' post='790914']:cheers: goddamn right! sadly, our vigi-diligence will always go unappreciated. i have become very good at spotting any movement along walls, floors, ceilings. i lift the seat of the toilet before i pop a squat, I DO NOT want one of those fuckers biting me on the dangle. :uhoh: FD, what was to be your payment for killing off GC's ex? sex? money? money and sex? because i have both of those and i was wondering if your offer still stands. :P it's pretty hard for me to not get involved in these matters between GC and this guy. i'm not really good at talking things out diplomaticaly, especially with someone who has treated GC and his kids so shitty and talked shit about me every chance he gets, so i have a feeling we would be rumbling, and that's not really something i want the kids to see or hear about. they're the ones that are getting hurt in all this, and i think that would only make matters worse. but yeah, pretty tough to stand by and see GC and her kids hurt, so i take it out on gays and illegal immigrants and gay illegal immigrants. :uhoh: kidding, of course, there aren't very many illegal immigrants around here, thank god. lots of lumberjack lesbians though, but as long as they don't hit on me, i don't care.[/quote] There was a lengthy discussion on the evils of spiders, followed by: [quote name='IdolWarship' date='May 7 2007, 05.26' post='791045']i'm glad to see the paranoia rising. this isn't the thread that never ends anymore. this is the department of homeland defense. fuck the war on drugs. doesn't work. it's all about the war on bugs. COME ON APES, DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR? seriously, do you? then kill a fucking spider.[/quote] [quote name='Joanna Nox' date='May 7 2007, 07.13' post='791113']I don't mind spiders, actually. It is a little fun to see grown folk so obviously panicking over it all. :P[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='May 7 2007, 08.08' post='791136']grown folk? GROWN FOLK? no one here is grown. nothing but a bunch of big kids, eating their frosted mini-wheats. you're the most mature of us all, nox. and btw, great lil' review. :cheers:[/quote] Yep good work on the review, J-Nox. To borrow the headline Pebble used [b]HEADLINE: Doe, a deer, a female SPLAT![/b] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='May 7 2007, 12.29' post='791286']I hit a deer Friday Morn :cry: It messed up my van big time. I swear the deer looked me in my eye spit on my windshield and ran away. driverside headlighs gone- messed up my grill and hood. It was a big ass doe. It was just a start to the weekend from hell. :cry:[/quote] These are tough times for our Bana - much love from everyone and hope things turn sunshiny for you again soon :grouphug: [b]HEADLINE: MB and the pool man - Part two[/b] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='May 7 2007, 13.19' post='791315']The Pool Man is coming by today... he doesn't want to be fired... :leer:[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 7 2007, 13.22' post='791318']:rofl: you are really something else J.[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='May 7 2007, 13.24' post='791320']What? :dunno: He asked for the meeting![/quote] I notice MB was quiet on the results of that meeting. Is the pool man still employed? [quote name='Banafsheh' date='May 7 2007, 14.29' post='791385']I was proud of my little boobies[/quote] I'm not going to explain the context of this quote just because I like it that way. 14D and V have many lengthy discussions about history, inspired by DJ's University dissertation: [quote name='Vhagar' date='May 7 2007, 16.51' post='791591']I wonder if DJ is still about, we may be writing his paper for him! :lol:[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='May 7 2007, 16.59' post='791600']I'd love to see that. :lol: Imagine the footnotes. "Ibid: the Thread That Never Ends, pages 10-14; c.f. Nox Spam Review."[/quote] Hahaha! [quote name='Vhagar' date='May 7 2007, 19.53' post='791883']Lany [i]is[/i] the embodiment of free-spirited sultry hotness.[/quote] So true. Lany sigged it too. [quote name='Master Baiter' date='May 7 2007, 21.51' post='792107']The baby cat has been in here freaking around me legs all afternoon... I finally noticed that she was trying to get something out from under one of the cd cases... so I looked under there and there are like 20 water bottle caps under there... those are her fav toys... so I moved the case and she is sitting there-amongst all of them ... trying to figure out which one to play with... I love my baby kitty... [url=http://home.cfl.rr.com/jayasp/images/ATT00016.jpg]Here she is.[/url][/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='May 7 2007, 22.40' post='792161']That's not a kitten, J. That's a full grown attack cat. I can see its saber like fangs. It has glowing red eyes. It's smirking. I can understand your trying to placcate it with empty water bottles. Be warned. It will come for you while you sleep one day. <>[/quote] :lol: [quote name='14th Dragon' date='May 8 2007, 01.11' post='792316']Anyone else get the "I'm not getting any until the next decade feeling?"[/quote] Totally. [quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='May 8 2007, 01.16' post='792323']*yawn* Long day. TC is tired. TC is working hard. Library closes at 9. Fucking stress. I miss home internet.[/quote] We miss TC - wish you could sort out your internet connection from home again. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='May 8 2007, 14.36' post='792824']Is[color=#800080][size=3] [b]Yana[/b][/size][/color] ever coming back? :smash: :smash: :smash:[/quote] Yep we miss Yana too . . . [quote name='Vhagar' date='May 8 2007, 20.29' post='793377']FD! You're just in time for Cleavage Talk![/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='May 8 2007, 20.32' post='793380']Cleavage? *Wakes all the way up*[/quote] A perfect wake up cure. [quote name='The Goddess Dictator' date='May 8 2007, 20.52' post='793416']HERE's a much much better pic of me. my NAHW[url=http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l120/GoddessDictator/avatar.jpg]pic[/url][/quote] Great pic :drool: [quote name='beniowa' date='May 8 2007, 21.02' post='793445']Hey guys, I just posted [url=http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php?showtopic=18751]this thread[/url] in Gen Shat with a bunch of pictures from my trip. Enjoy. I'm pretty good GD. Just got back from California and it's good to be home.[/quote] Glad you had a good trip Ben and those pics looked great. [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='May 8 2007, 21.25' post='793487']ok well the spam review is done to page 18 (inclusive) so if someone could do the reamining pages please........[/quote] Nobody stepped up to the plate I see - another job for moi :( [b]HEADLINE: A Pletheora of Pussies[/b] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='May 8 2007, 17.15' post='793044']V I miss your pussy.[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='May 8 2007, 17.18' post='793046']Ooo! A great out-of-context quote. I may need to sig this.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='May 8 2007, 22.23' post='793554']We're accumulating a lot of pussies in the thread these days. I'm liking the trend! :lol:[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='May 8 2007, 22.26' post='793561']goddamnit. :mad: i can be a pussy too. :uhoh:[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='May 8 2007, 22.27' post='793563']You are what you eat, I always say, IW. :thumbsup:[/quote] [quote name='The Goddess Dictator' date='May 8 2007, 22.30' post='793572']I like pussy.[/quote] As if there was any doubt GD. [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='May 8 2007, 22.34' post='793578']Q, just for a day you should change you Av. we could have a page of pussies then, *thinks - my next thread, Home of the playfull Pussies*[/quote] Nice idea. [quote name='Quoth' date='May 8 2007, 23.20' post='793657']You were mowing the yard? HAs IW been banned from using your beloved mower?[/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='May 8 2007, 23.22' post='793659']Well IW is actually out there finishing the mowing. haha[/quote] What is it with GC and mowing the grass. This subject comes up time and time again. I think all us spammers will have to pool our money and buy them a brand new mower as their wedding present. [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='May 8 2007, 23.31' post='793666']To the Goat we love you and we want you back I dod not know how you have managed to do the reveiw all this time you are ammazing[/quote] I love fanmail. [b]HEADLINE: GD's tail of woe[/b] [quote name='The Goddess Dictator' date='May 8 2007, 21.36' post='793510']HI. so i never got to finish telling you about the bitch who ran off to Austalia. After further review she was also cheating on me. Man I'm sick of this shit. Well, here's the low down. Everything in my life is great, with one exception. The girl I was dating a few months ago? Not only did she tell me she wanted me to call her once my meds were fixed, etc. And that she wasn't thinking about dating. BUT, when I did call her, and try to track her down it was only to find out that she was engaged to another woman and living in Australia. Not to mention she was cheating on me. I just found out, so i'm still pissed. But I am plotting my revenge.[/quote] Sorry to hear about that GD. You'll meet a great new girl soon I'm sure. [quote name='The Goddess Dictator' date='May 8 2007, 23.42' post='793683']My current plan is to write to the new girl and say something along the lines of "hey, I don't know if you knew she was dating us at the same time. For all I know you did. But I didn't, and I would want someone to tell me if someone was cheating on me. So I write this to let you know that she was cheating on you, or even if you did know about me, that she was still cheating on ME." blah blah blah[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='May 8 2007, 23.46' post='793687']Hmmm. Okay. I was hoping for something a little more Mission: Impossible, though. Incredible masks and makeup. And Lany suspended from the ceiling by wires. We could get 14D in on this. He's terrific with the complicated stuff.[/quote] [quote name='The Goddess Dictator' date='May 8 2007, 23.51' post='793694']Can I hang you from the ceiling with wires... just for the hell of it? :wideeyed:[/quote] [quote name='The Goddess Dictator' date='May 8 2007, 23.49' post='793691']This sounds better to me as well, however, how will we all get to Australia?[/quote] TTTNE holiday? Even if it does sound like a Lost backstory :uhoh: [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 9 2007, 00.49' post='793759']yes...maybe we can have an all girl party one afternoon :leer:[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='May 9 2007, 00.56' post='793765']Just as well that I can't make it. I'd be spending all my time trying to break into that party....[/quote] [quote name='The Goddess Dictator' date='May 9 2007, 01.22' post='793791']me you and kiddy perhaps? I can attest to kiddy's kissing at the least. It is good. quite good. :thumbsup:[/quote] Wooah! Nice images coming to mind, mmmmm. [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='May 9 2007, 02.38' post='793881']And the night watchman makes his rounds......[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='May 9 2007, 04.52' post='793985']*Patrols the halls, trying to look cool with just a flashlight*[/quote] Yes Nightwatchman suits you well FD. Nobody here but us spammers! Har har! [quote name='Master Baiter' date='May 9 2007, 12.43' post='794219']Yep. Stayed up until 11 having drinks and conversation here. All good. It's totally gorgeous here. In a Cabin above a lake... watching the birds and deer have breakfast. [b]Fucking Nature is amazing.[b] (emphasis added)[/quote] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='May 9 2007, 12.48' post='794224']:uhoh: I would be careful with that MB, that can be dangerous.[/quote] Nice out of context quote and reply here. [quote name='beniowa' date='May 9 2007, 14.19' post='794305']Good morning all. Today is the start of my new shift so now I'm working pretty much all mornings. That means better hours for me, but less time spamming with you guys during the day. I'll pop in when I can.[/quote] I know the ladies will miss you Ben. Not saying I won't miss you, just not in the same way you understand. [quote name='IdolWarship' date='May 9 2007, 15.30' post='794392']i can't wait to get out of this 10 thread hell. what's next, a 12 step program, thread by thread?!? :o 12 days of christmas? 99 bottles of beer on the wall?[/quote] The mind boggles. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='May 9 2007, 16.19' post='794509']So the next thread is going to be filled with angry drunks guarded by goats? Where is Mad Moose?[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='May 9 2007, 16.21' post='794510']haha..he and MG won't even have to change their avs.[/quote] I only change my av for NAHAW. So DP took that 1k and thus ends this R-R-Retrospective lookback at TTTNE v.83. Some good times I missed out on there *sigh* Oh well back now and with the spam review officially all caught up its time to look to the future, new horizons, new possibilites. [i]What is spam can never die but only rise up stronger and cheesier than before.[/i]