By popular request it's - [b]MG's Almost Daily Spam Review Post![/b]  Yes, yes it's me and welcome back to a selection of the finest, finest spam from the last 24 hours.  This is the last one of these I will be doing for a while so I am just gonna sit back, top the drink up and enjoy it, ahhhh!

[b]HEADLINE: Postcard from Warsaw 1[/b]
[quote name='Lightning Lord' date='May 1 2007, 06.45' post='781424']Hi Everyone!! (waves a paw)

I am in Warsaw right now, this city is beautiful and wonderful and all sorts of other special things.  I saw an English language bookstore yesterday.  It has the aSoIaF series, I might have to pick it up.  I heard it's decent.

I also had steak and Chinese food for the first time in 7 months.  Warsaw rules.  I go back to my village tomorrow, but for one more day I am surrounded by internet and foreign food.

The lovingest panda of all

Lightning Lord[/quote]
Thanks for the postcard LL!

[b]HEADLINE: Lookey here what Pebble missed![/b]
[quote name='Mr Granitarse' date='May 1 2007, 11.47' post='781538']Looks about.  Is there anyone here?

I just poped in from my lunch break, hopefuly the wife should still be in bed.[/quote]
[quote name='theMountainGoat' date='May 1 2007, 11.51' post='781543']Mr G you have returned.

I have a question, how come you spotted that The Pebble that [b]Flies[/b] was not your wife when the rest of us fell for it?

This puzzles me.[/quote]
[quote name='14th Dragon' date='May 1 2007, 11.56' post='781547']Still trying to catch smoke MG?[/quote]
[quote name='theMountainGoat' date='May 1 2007, 12.03' post='781553']Yeah, Mr G is just enigmatic like that.[/quote]
[quote name='Mr Granitarse' date='May 1 2007, 12.03' post='781554']Well I just read what was written when I quoted her / hm / it

I knew who unlikley it was to be my wife, as the first post was not "BUSTED,  Oh you are in so much trubble I am gonna make you sorry for this"

notice the spelling?

FD,  I know all about crazy hours my wife still does shift work and I used to do it.  Hopefuly the pay makes it a bit better.[/quote]
[quote name='theMountainGoat' date='May 1 2007, 12.09' post='781561']I think "trubble" will truly happen for you this time with that pic in the Gen Shat thread about hot boarders.

I highly doubt Pebble will miss that as she would posts buried under mountains of spam here ;)[/quote]
Alright to the best of my knowledge Pebble has NOT seen the picture that was posted in that thread by her hubby and believe me it was a bad one.  Only just safe for work I would say, erm, well hopefully anyway.  But she has not commented on it here and has not posted in the hot boarders thread so unless someone PM'd her she will remain unaware until reading this review.

Some funny comments made by the boarders in that thread include a reply to a Mr G post which read [i]"she is my wife"[/i] corrected to read [i]"she [s]is[/s] was my wife".[/i]  Pebble in my opinion it is time you did something about this husband of yours, this was a step too far.

[quote name='Mr Granitarse' date='May 1 2007, 12.16' post='781567']Why do you call it Gen Shat?  they seam just as nice to me as you.  and not as suspicious.
Yes I am going to be in trouble, but I could always edit the post before she see’s it.

What do you do Faceless Dude?[/quote]
[quote name='Faceless Dude' date='May 1 2007, 12.12' post='781564']I tell you it's wierd to be called anything other than "FD" anymore........[/quote]
[quote name='14th Dragon' date='May 1 2007, 12.23' post='781576']Shoulde we all start calling you Faceless Dude now to get back used to your own name? 
We are smarter here, have to be to survive. Deception is the rule not the exception around these parts.[/quote]
[quote name='theMountainGoat' date='May 1 2007, 12.26' post='781583']We could call him David but only TC appears to get such personal informality rights it seems :rolleyes:

The folks in that particular thread are the more fun half of the Gen Shat crowd and are only taking things at face value because they do not know the full story and thus have no reason to be suspicious of you or your motives.[/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 1 2007, 12.30' post='781591']Mr G...if I were you, I'd go and change that photo...first off it was parady photos of people using movie stars, most very silly...secondly, that is just so uncool[/quote]
[quote name='Mr Granitarse' date='May 1 2007, 12.47' post='781607']I have now changed the pic.

I need to go and do some work now.

(wonders if Pebble will know about this)[/quote]
Yes - I wonder :rolleyes: 

[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 1 2007, 12.54' post='781611']Fuck the Swiss.

This is degenerating into middle school and it needs to stop. Yes, she will know, she she already knows, 14D told you she knew...that we ALL knew and she is part of us.  But then you already know how we feel about Pebble, don't you?[/quote]
Lany posts this just after Mr G left - coincidence?

[quote name='Banafsheh' date='May 1 2007, 12.55' post='781615']Morn all *hugs*  This pebble stuff still going on?  :rolleyes:[/quote]
[quote name='14th Dragon' date='May 1 2007, 12.59' post='781621']You know the drill. This place has more backroom shit going on then bad noir.[/quote]
[quote name='theMountainGoat' date='May 1 2007, 13.06' post='781631']But the [i]real[/i] question is who is the Spider manipulating events from the shadowy back room?

In the Game of Spams you either win or die . . .[/quote]
[quote name='14th Dragon' date='May 1 2007, 13.16' post='781640']Bah, f*&^'em whom ever they may be. I'm staying inside by bullsh*t shelter. 

 :tantrum:[/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 1 2007, 13.21' post='781644']interesting.[/quote]
Yes very interesting.  TTTNE is becoming more like an elaborate Mafia game by the day . . .

[quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='May 1 2007, 14.17' post='781735']What a friggin crappy ass morning. My son refused to get out of the car this morning, so I had to threaten him within an inch of his life and send him into school in tears. The minute I got home I called to make sure he was in class and ok. Now I feel like shit and a horrible mother. Since he has been in school since age 2 he has never done that. Maybe I should have taken him home and found out what the problem was. But he missed yesterday cause his dad had him and with only 4 weeks of school left he cant miss anymore. Anyway I fell like a crappy mom not being able to figure out what was wrong and I am now in tears.  I need to work at the school again so I wont worry so much. I would be there and see if there is a problem. Then again it could be that he stayed at his dads this weekend or something.
The minute he gets home I am going to sit and talk to him and try to get to the bottom of it. Of course this means a full day of being worried about him and putting myself down for how I handled things this morning.

In good news I helped Pheb finish a shadow box project. It looks pretty damn good, I used hot glue to make hte volcano lava and water look real, and we glued real sand on it, so the beach area looks realistic. Of course her red, yellow and green komodo Dragon stands out now. :lol: (she used play dough and nothing I could say would change her mind on making a new more realistic one) She was also adament on adding a small rubber frog to put in the tree(alomost the size as the dragon) and fish tank plants. She was proud of herself though and she did everything except I handled the hot glue gun, and helped with the sand.[/quote]
:grouphug: hope things turned out alright GC.

A discussion about TV shows leads V (who apparantely does not watch much TV) to say:
[quote name='Vhagar' date='May 1 2007, 14.56' post='781825']Hopelessly out of touch.[/quote]
[quote name='14th Dragon' date='May 1 2007, 15.02' post='781832']That is not good, touch and feel are two of the great reasons to get out of bed in the morning. :([/quote]
[quote name='theMountainGoat' date='May 1 2007, 15.04' post='781838']. . . and there was me thinking they were two good reasons to [i]stay[/i] in bed :P[/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 1 2007, 15.09' post='781844']it's just one of those days...too much sexual tension...not enough relief, I guess ;)[/quote]
[quote name='Quoth' date='May 1 2007, 15.13' post='781850']We must all be off our feed. 2 minutes passed this post by with no response? :lol:[/quote]
Yup we let that one slip by.  Bad us :spank: 

[b]HEADLINE: Daughter #2 off the available list[/b]
[quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='May 1 2007, 16.43' post='782006']BTW- Wish I had a pick to show you of the babygirl's latest beau. I expected to meet a skinny, scrawny emo type dude.  WOW was I surprised. Greek and Italian. Very buff for a 16 yr old.  I have no doubts as to his ability to protect her. I am just wondering who is going to protect her from him.  :P  He seems like a very nice and respectable young man.[/quote]
There will be no need for MLA to pimp this one now methinks - good going Melly!

[quote name='Vhagar' date='May 1 2007, 18.26' post='782221']Night MG!

Have a good one, doll-goat-face!  :uhoh: 

Have good dinner and good sleep and good anything else that comes to mind!  :love:[/quote]
Oh I did ;)

[b]HEADLINE: 14Ds special exercise programme[/b]
[quote name='14th Dragon' date='May 1 2007, 19.02' post='782280']
Nothing really x-rated about them. At the gym it is mostly blood flow. At home you can do restence training. Simlar to Kegals that women can do, simlar mucle groups can allow manipulation of an erection, and then using some sort of wieght, (bath towels are good becuase of wieght but also soft) you then can get greater control and strength in those muscle groups. [/quote]
[quote name='Quoth' date='May 1 2007, 19.09' post='782294']Damn. I'm only up to wash cloths.[/quote]
:rofl: 

[quote name='14th Dragon' date='May 1 2007, 19.13' post='782311']I have been doing it since the age of 18, so I have a bit of a head start. 

Wetting the cloth for extra resitence -> good idea
Wetting the cloth with cold water -> bad idea[/quote]
Needless to say the ladies were impressed.

[quote name='Kiddy' date='May 1 2007, 19.37' post='782352']ok, it is like 400 degrees here.  I am melting.  I think I will go topless the rest of the day.  Watching my newly purchased copy of Dreamgirls tonight and making finger foods (I love little food)[/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 1 2007, 19.42' post='782354']I love the idea of you being topless :drool:

not only would I make you little foods, I would feed them to you[/quote]
A nice image to start the day with, mmmm.

[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 1 2007, 20.19' post='782429']'ah, Ft Benning...I had almost blocked it from my mind...went to leadership school there...hung out with a couple of airborne rangers...actually had a real good time[/quote]
Another of Lany's sinful stories of the past . . .

[quote name='dornish prince' date='May 1 2007, 20.21' post='782437']i missed you :([/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 1 2007, 20.22' post='782438']I was there in May 87, while I was still stationed at Ft Rucker[/quote]
[quote name='dornish prince' date='May 1 2007, 20.28' post='782455']i know ft. rucker, as well.  i'm an army brat, although we didn't travel much. my dad spent all his time stationed at ft. benning w/ flights to d.c. thrown in there.

haha. you would've caught me at the ripe age of 13.[/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 1 2007, 20.30' post='782461']*dies a shameful death*

I was at Rucker from Aug 84 to May 88[/quote]
[quote name='dornish prince' date='May 1 2007, 20.34' post='782476']i'm sure we could've still had fun  :thumbsup: 

i probably walked past you in the commissary or p/x once or twice ;)[/quote]
This is like Lost where you suddenly realise that everyone is connected to all the other characters through a series of highly unlikely and tennuous links or coincidental events :uhoh: 

[b]HEADLINE: So we really are hot then?[/b]
[quote name='Quoth' date='May 1 2007, 20.20' post='782432']As a thread we made the hottest boarders, courtesy of Zak. :lol:[/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 1 2007, 20.21' post='782436']that is NSFW picture...nor for anyone under 18

but damn, it is funny[/quote]
[quote name='Master Baiter' date='May 1 2007, 20.28' post='782456']That was FUCKING HILARIOUS![/quote]
[quote name='Vhagar' date='May 1 2007, 20.34' post='782477']I can NOT believe I just opened that at work.[/quote]
[quote name='Master Baiter' date='May 1 2007, 20.37' post='782485']I just opened it at work too!
Again![/quote]
Hahaha!

A discussion about living in the countryside and Lany saying she would like to move there leads to:
[quote name='Vhagar' date='May 1 2007, 20.39' post='782493']Oh my god, do it, do it now!! 
You will love it. 

Naked TTTNE parties whenever you want and no one to complain![/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 1 2007, 20.41' post='782496']for the record...my party will not be naked until the little one is asleep[/quote]
Duly noted.

[b]HEADLINE: 14D's Break-in[/b]
[quote name='14th Dragon' date='May 1 2007, 21.14' post='782572']Yep, it was couple years back now. I was home, he/she/they made the mistake of turning on the light in the main part of the apartment, I woke up and came charging in with my 4' of claymour sword completely naked with a loud yell. (I might have watched braveheart one too many times) by the time I made it out there though all I found was an open sliding door and an open front door and heard a car leave in a hurry. I did procede to stalk from room to room just to make sure someone wasn't still there. Then I called the cops, and got dressed.[/quote]
[quote name='Vhagar' date='May 1 2007, 21.20' post='782587']That is wonderful. I cannot even imagine the terror one would feel having a big guy with a sword charging at you naked and screaming.[/quote]
[quote name='Banafsheh' date='May 1 2007, 21.23' post='782590']sounds like a good time to me.[/quote]
Hahaha!  Hey Bana - how you doing? :leer: 

[quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='May 1 2007, 23.03' post='782774']Hi Q, you sound upset.  will post an E-mail I got from my boss
[quote]Gates vs GM 

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. 

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, 

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon." 

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: 

If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics : 

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........ Twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car. 

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this. 

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine. 

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads. 

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light. 

I love the next one!!! 

7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying. 

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.. 

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car. 

10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.[/quote]
You can allways trust teh IT department to be front runners in the unauthorised E-mails, maybe I should report him[/quote]
Great email there - thanks Pebble.

[quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='May 1 2007, 23.42' post='782858']Shopping that is. And the grrrrrrrrreeeaaaaaatttt news is, we found a prom dress for teh babygirl!  :cheers:  Been looking for several weeks now. Young ladies can be so persnickety when it comes to prom dresses. We manages to find the perfect dress at Macy's and it was on sale. Originally $200 marked down to $60. Even better...my mom works for Macy's so we put it on Hold under her name. Tomorrow she and I will go back and get it. Not only will she get 20 % off but May 2 (TOMORROW!) starts their family and friends discount, so with my coupon added we get another 20% off so this dress is going to cost me around $40. I am stoked![/quote]
Now that is what I call a bargain - congrats MLA.

[b]HEADLINE: Pebble's Party[/b]
[quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='May 1 2007, 23.32' post='782839']So,  I need to pick your brain.

I am going to be 30 in November and have decieded to have a fancy dress party, but I need a theme.

I want something orriganal, so that means I can not have

hero's and villans
vickers and nuns
good and evil
movies
70's
and in a couple of weeks I am going to a black and white one, so would also like ideas for that.

well I was thinking of 

fairytail
medievil
myths and ledgends
and someone has suggested 1977 (that might be hard)
or Geeks and nerds!

or i could just have a toga party

I have got to give this a lot of thought.  still have plenty of time.

Oh and if you can get over here you are invited[/quote]
I'm sure you will have a good time no matter what you choose - good luck!

[b]HEADLINE: The Failed Review[/b]
[quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='May 2 2007, 00.40' post='782939']well, I'm reading back on the thread, prepareing for the 3-4am Spam reveiw.  This time I am using word pad so hopefull the smileys will work[/quote]
[quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='May 2 2007, 01.07' post='782973']aRRRGGG

Wwhy is it only copy half the posts when I copy and paste?  wordpad sucks[/quote]
Pebble I only copy and paste the review into Notepad so I have a backup copy in case something happens.  I work on the review in the "Add Reply" window and when posting count down to 19 Quotes and then Cut the remainder to the Clipboard.  Then Paste it back in for the next post.

[quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='May 2 2007, 02.29' post='783082']sod it, I can't concerntrate and the spam review is not going well, so someone else can do it for today or you can go without[/quote]
[quote name='IdolWarship' date='May 2 2007, 02.36' post='783098']i'll do it. :)[/quote]
[quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='May 2 2007, 02.45' post='783109']Ok then, its your turn, But if MG complains, well then he can always do another one ;)[/quote]
[quote name='Master Baiter' date='May 2 2007, 02.46' post='783111']Who cares if he complains... once its done... its done![/quote]
MB attempts to stir the anger of the goat.  However, its cool - no worries.

[quote name='Space Bandito' date='May 2 2007, 02.57' post='783128']I ain't fraid of no goat.[/quote]
Hahaha!

[quote name='IdolWarship' date='May 2 2007, 06.43' post='783373']i wasn't serious when i said that i'd do the review. :uhoh:
that blood is on someone elses hands.

there is a note on the computer desk here that reads, "dear mom, i knoe how to get us money. poll my teeth out. aw, and the cand shop is open."

GC's kids set up a candy shop in the house. what looked to be already chewed candy and fake candy made from play-doh. they won't have any teeth to poll if they keep eating all that candy, real and imaginary.

of course i had to get quarters and dollar bills together, then visit the shop. i bought 2 play-doh cakes for 4 dollars. signed my name, phone number and address on their customer list, then went to the garage, got some of Ghost's white fur, glued it over my mustache, then visited the shop again, this time, as an elderly hispanic gentleman named jose gonzales from mexico city, mexico. they were complaining that didn't have enough customers, so, they got a few more pesos out of me. :)[/quote]
Great story - you must be having so much fun at GC's place.

[b]HEADLINE: Postcard from Warsaw 2[/b]
[quote name='Lightning Lord' date='May 2 2007, 07.34' post='783411']SPAM!! My last day in Poland.  My last chance to spam like this.  I have to head into the city in a couple of minutes, but wanted to leave at least one more message.  A message of hope, of peace and also of finding a Subway sandwich shop today.[/quote]
Take care of yoursel LL and come back soon Spambrother!

[quote name='theMountainGoat' date='May 2 2007, 08.34' post='783451']Morning thread.

Perchance, is there a Spam Review to be found in the house?[/quote]
[quote name='Faceless Dude' date='May 2 2007, 08.45' post='783460']Onliy if you do one.  Pebble had technical difficulties.[/quote]
[quote name='IdolWarship' date='May 2 2007, 08.47' post='783462']pebbles started to do the review, but got like, 1% done and gave up. :dunno:

and MG, i'm sorry about all those cruel, terrible, despicable, treacherous, vile, abhorrent, atrocious, abominable, dastardly, emasculating, patronizing things you said about me. i forgive you. friends? friends. :grouphug: :cheers:[/quote]
[quote name='theMountainGoat' date='May 2 2007, 08.52' post='783465']And there was me thinking I had hurt IW's feelings so badly he had left the thread for good and was huddled up in a corner, underneath a blanky crying his poor tortured heart out . . .
Alright, alright - spam review on the way :read:[/quote]
[quote name='IdolWarship' date='May 2 2007, 09.05' post='783473']:cry: well i will be now! :bawl:

btw, thanks 4 the review.[/quote]
Awww, poor IW.

Right there you have it.  The last spam review from me for over a week!  How will you cope without it?  How will I cope without it?  Ah well fuck it!  Hopefully somebody will step up and put together a spam review while I am away.  Jo-Nox has the weekends sorted, perhaps Pebble or Drac can do alternate days during the week, I don't know.  But I do know that the next installment of [b]MG's Almost Daily Spam Review Post[/b] will be Monday 14th May 2007.  Till then threadheads - stay spammy!