Welcome to [b]MG's Naked Hatted Avatar Week Thread Review Special.[/b] For those unaware I review the spammy monstrosity that is The Thread That Never Ends (TTTNE). As hard as it may be to believe but there is some genuinely funny things that happen there, its not all just outrageous flirting and sex. Without someone doing this it would be impossible for people there to keep up with events and discussion. NHAW is similar in that it has proved impossible for people to read the whole thing and so by popular request I have decided to ditch my plans for this weekend and produce this one off special for all you lovely naked hatted people. I hope you will appreciate and enjoy this review. So the annual madness of NHAW decended on the ASOIAF Forums once again. Lets start off by thanking Ran and the Mods for allowing this to take place. Many other websites would just ban this whole thing so kudos to you for having such a good sense of fun and understanding. Right without further ado lets hand over to our hostess Goddess Dictator to kick things off. [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 1 2007, 00.03' post='1028310']it has begun![/quote] 8 posts later: [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Oct 1 2007, 00.17' post='1028330']I can't believe NAHAW has gone this many posts without someone saying . . . Damn GD you look [b]HAT![/b] :P[/quote] For those unaware of it this whole thing started when Needle mistyped the word hot in chat one day and Zak picked up on it, began calling people hat and as these things do it snowballed into an idea for a board event which has gone on to become the single biggest phenomeon since R+L=J. NHAW has not really started till someone repeats the joke :D [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 1 2007, 00.25' post='1028339']:cheers: thanks! right back at you goaty. u r HAT! w00t! Lets go! I gotta say i'm all prepped. I've got at least five ready to go. I figured since im hosting i had to step up! i have at least... *counts* four hats i think. so far. i'm waiting til mjs posts over here... i'm thinking that one might be mod worthy. :stunned:[/quote] It was too much and the pic got pulled. [b]HEADLINE: Sans Hands[/b] [quote name='Matrim Fox Cauthon' date='Oct 1 2007, 01.22' post='1028415']Okay, this picture was actually not made for NHAW, but was made much earlier this year in February, so feel compelled to the story. One of my friends found a joke Valentine's Day card about how scientifically humans were made to be able to breathe out of their mouths and noses in order to be able to better "make out," and like all scientific hypotheses, numerous scientific testing must be done. It was a pretty hokey card, but my friend did not plan on giving the card to anyone - she just wanted to buy it - so she gave it to me to give to someone else. So I eventually decided to give the card to a mutual friend to my roommate and me, but I did not want to put only my own name on this card as it would have been kind of creepy as I only knew the mutal friend for about a month and a half. So I got my roommate involved on the card. We both signed our names and then noticed a vacant space to the side that was ideally suited for a picture. While we talked about just having a regular picture of the two of us, we decided that for best effect we would have to go Nigh Full Monty. We stripped down (I am pictured hands-free with the hat, but my roommate was holding a frisbee covering his bits and a bronze medal around his neck) and took the picture in one shot. Then put in the card and gave it to her for Valentine's Day; she was quite speechless, but she did love it. But for NHAW, my roommate was cropped-out of the photo. Now, fellow boarders, you shall partake of what is truly a worthy Valentine's Day gift.[/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 1 2007, 01.28' post='1028426']sans hands! I'm impressed. :) ok peeps. Lets start a movement to bring back relics ass!!![/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Oct 1 2007, 01.44' post='1028455']I am impressed by the comfort level with his roommate needed for the hands free hat.[/quote] [quote name='Matrim Fox Cauthon' date='Oct 1 2007, 01.54' post='1028466']Of course you are assuming that hands free means that no other tricks were used. But that of course is a secret. ;)[/quote] Not exactly a well protected secret since many others went for the hands free approach. [quote name='Jacen' date='Oct 1 2007, 01.55' post='1028468']So nervous about appearing nude :sick:[/quote] [quote name='Mandy' date='Oct 1 2007, 01.58' post='1028472']Jacen you look JUST like I thought you would!!!! :rofl:[/quote] The Simpsons avatar was great, nice one Jacen. [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Oct 1 2007, 06.50' post='1028736']ok you kids are getting last years, I am moving this week and have no camera, so I am too damn busy to take pics.[/quote] A pity that cos GC was one of the highlights of last year. Good luck with the move. [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Oct 1 2007, 06.55' post='1028741']Mine shows more than most of the ladies I've seen so far.... :D oh well good thing I'm not shy.[/quote] This was the first appearance of Blue's outstanding pics. She was not well known outside of TTTNE before NHAW began but I think everyone does now! Please note that my quote in Blue's sig is something I said long before I saw any of her pictures. I just love it when I'm right! :lol: [quote name='The Wolf Maid' date='Oct 1 2007, 07.07' post='1028743']...you guys are brave. :)[/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Oct 1 2007, 07.08' post='1028744']or stupid? lol[/quote] [quote name='The Wolf Maid' date='Oct 1 2007, 07.11' post='1028746']Perhaps a little of both?[/quote] Yup. Wish we had seen the real Wolf Maid joining in the fun. [b]HAT WATCH: A photo of a black cat wearing a red hat[/b] - I will be using the Hat Watch feature to describe pictures which are discussed just because I know everyone likes a good hat. [quote name='Kat' date='Oct 1 2007, 08.56' post='1028789']Pictures of me will have to wait until I'm less sunburnt. Meanwhile, I have a shockingly nekkid friend.[/quote] [quote name='kiko' date='Oct 1 2007, 09.40' post='1028798']nice pussy what? someone had to say it![/quote] It was only a matter of time I guess. [b]HEADLINE: Where is Zak? Part One[/b] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 1 2007, 13.37' post='1028964']Well. Zak pmed me a bit ago, and asked if I would handle the first three days of nhaw this year, as he's travelling, and can't. I agreed. Naturally. So I want it known that I'm not hijacking, I'm HELPING! :P But he'll be along with HATness later this week. In the meantime, should I talk about my cock more or something so you feel more like he's here?[/quote] [quote name='Mandy' date='Oct 1 2007, 13.43' post='1028972']I'd like to point out that I believe Zak began this as a way to make people become less uptight about nakedness and body issues. Not as a geeky pronfest, altho, if you enjoy it for whatever reason, more power to you and have fun :P[/quote] Two birds with one stone is the saying that applies here. [b]HEADLINE: Laying down the law[/b] [quote name='Maester Joergensen' date='Oct 1 2007, 13.10' post='1028935']Well, here is my first av. As you can se I was in a hurry. Taking with a phone in a mirror. Just wanted to join the fun as soon as possible.[/quote] [quote name='Anubiel' date='Oct 1 2007, 13.38' post='1028966']I think part of your av would qualify as naughty bits. It just crashed my computer :wideeyed: Have all the mods gone on holiday?[/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 1 2007, 13.45' post='1028979']WTF am I, chopped liver? :pirate:[/quote] [quote name='Mandy' date='Oct 1 2007, 13.47' post='1028983']Chopped shrimp.[/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 1 2007, 16.46' post='1029358']Chopped liver? Mere chopped liver? My dear, you are a veritable charcuterie platter, bearing delectable goose liver pate, aged in ruby port and crusted with black pepper; foie gras with truffle oil; seasoned duck fat sauteed in red wine; all served with caperberries and warm kalamata olives.[/quote] [quote name='Bronn Stone' date='Oct 1 2007, 16.54' post='1029376']chopped liver with good marketing![/quote] Awesome post from Bazz there. [quote name='Anubiel' date='Oct 1 2007, 13.51' post='1028992']Damn.. Now it's gone. I should have kept my big mouth shut :bawl:[/quote] [quote name='michael jon snow' date='Oct 1 2007, 13.54' post='1028999']Well my first pic got pulled by Ran, so here is the substitute.[/quote] If you saw Maester Joergensen and MJS's banned pics you can count yourself lucky or unfortunate as the case may be. [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 1 2007, 14.20' post='1029056']Ran posted some guidelines in another thread, but I'll paraphrase: If you are likely to run into problems with your avatar on American TV (lots of pubes showing, full frontal, female nipplage, ball shots), you shouldn't be showing it here, either. All that said, I still salute those who have the confidence to take more [i]risque[/i] pictures. :) (MJS, your original av made me smile. Right up until the point when my eyeballs fell out of my head.) :wideeyed:[/quote] [quote name='Ran' date='Oct 1 2007, 14.24' post='1029064']And, really, we don't really _care_ if you're embarassed or not, obviously. ;) Indeed, more power to you if you're willing to be risque -- but the really important dictum is that it shouldn't be more risque than what you'd see on one of the networks. And by networks, we're talking ABC, CBS, FOX, and NBC -- not HBO and Showtime. ;)[/quote] [quote name='Mandy' date='Oct 1 2007, 13.59' post='1029013']:rofl: you guys are nuts lol I love it.[/quote] [quote name='TerraPrime' date='Oct 1 2007, 16.27' post='1029307']No, I'm'fraid we can't let that show, either. Pity.[/quote] Hahahaha! [quote name='Ser Sean' date='Oct 1 2007, 16.03' post='1029239']Fuck me sidewards! Some of those pics are close to the knuckle!! Keep up the good work, kids!!!![/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 1 2007, 16.07' post='1029244']Go Sean! Lets keep it up kids. Bring on the HAT![/quote] [quote name='Anubiel' date='Oct 1 2007, 16.10' post='1029254']Right... I can't resist the urge anymore--- I don't mean to rip of Regina's av, it just seems like we had the same idea :)[/quote] Anubiel's legs are very beautiful, in fact all of her pictures were great. A highlight for me this year. [b]HEADLINE: Bring Back Relic's Ass - Part One[/b] [quote name='tenalpia' date='Oct 1 2007, 16.29' post='1029316']Is it my imagination or are people revealing way more flesh than last year :wideeyed: I'm not complaining, just don't think I can compete :([/quote] [quote name='Anubiel' date='Oct 1 2007, 16.34' post='1029325']Well, they've had a whole year to get ready! Tanning, waxing, lifting weights. It's only normal that they'd want to flaunt it ;) I say keep it coming :wideeyed: BTW... Where IS Relic's ass? MIA?[/quote] [quote name='tenalpia' date='Oct 1 2007, 16.35' post='1029330']Relic already opted out :( We need some bribery and corruption to bring him back into the fold... :devil:[/quote] Will Relic give in and show his ass again? Stay tuned. [quote name='Jacen' date='Oct 1 2007, 17.11' post='1029409']You know its bad enough I'm looking at the board during work, but what am I gonna do if one of the bosses see the screen during nhaw? He or she will think I'm looking at some hardcore S&M board.[/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 1 2007, 17.14' post='1029414']Turn avatars off. Or finally admit the truth to your boss. Your choice.[/quote] Hahaha! [b]HAT WATCH: Diceman poses on one foot with one leg straight out to the left and his body to the right forming a T shape with a bowler hat at the centre covering naughty bits[/b] [quote name='Diceman' date='Oct 1 2007, 17.27' post='1029446']Wasn't sure I was gonna join you crazies, but there's the river, down and dirty...[/quote] [quote name='Anubiel' date='Oct 1 2007, 17.43' post='1029499']Diceman, I envy your posing abilities! That's one hat av![/quote] [quote name='Diceman' date='Oct 1 2007, 17.47' post='1029517']Thank you. This might dampen the experience a bit, but I nearly got a cramp doing that... lol[/quote] Definitely the most acrobatic pose of the week. [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Oct 1 2007, 17.35' post='1029468']sheesh I see now this will be as big a hit as last year. lol[/quote] As if there was any doubt :rolleyes: [b]HEADLINE: Twine?[/b] [quote name='Caligua' date='Oct 1 2007, 17.31' post='1029458']Do bandanas count as hats? 'Cause if so, I am so in.[/quote] [quote name='kiko' date='Oct 1 2007, 17.36' post='1029470']we also accept handkerchiefs and twine[/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Oct 1 2007, 17.38' post='1029479']twine? Ouch[/quote] [quote name='kiko' date='Oct 1 2007, 17.40' post='1029489']you know, to cover the naughty bits[/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Oct 1 2007, 17.43' post='1029498']I can tell you right now twine would not do any good to cover certain areas for me.[/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 1 2007, 17.55' post='1029539']yes. we accept bandanas. we understand that not everyone owns 77 hats like i do. Also, yes GC. It's popping so far. But we've got a lot of new boardies in the past year for whom this is their first NHAW. so i say. MORE POWER TO THEM. They are joining in, and that takes guts.[/quote] [quote name='Caligua' date='Oct 1 2007, 18.11' post='1029576']Awesome. In that case: <-----------[/quote] No twine in Caligua's pic however it was a big hit with the ladies. Buff I believe is the word. Needle current av at this point is a hand-drawn pic of her inside a house: [quote name='needle' date='Oct 1 2007, 18.22' post='1029612']GODDAMMIT! Zak has been fiddling around with my computer for the last week trying to make it play Total War Medieval II. Updating drivers, downloading what'samathingabybobs and generally screwing it up. NOW I CAN'T SEE AVATARS. he's just making sure I can't enjoy NHAW without him :([/quote] [quote name='tenalpia' date='Oct 1 2007, 20.56' post='1030021']Aw needle that av just makes me sad - you look like you're all locked up and unable to participate in NHAW - we're missing you, come out to play Gorgeous[/quote] Very good observation. Eventually Needle puts up an animated gif of all her shots from last year. Watch closely you may see something very HAT! [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 1 2007, 18.29' post='1029631']I see a lurking stego. stego, get a camera and a hat. do it! do it now![/quote] Sadly Stego did not join in this year. [b]HEADLINE: Zollo sels out + Bring Back Relic's Ass - Part Two[/b] [quote name='Zollo' date='Oct 1 2007, 19.20' post='1029764']Well, my earlier statement lasted about 24 hours. I am telling you I got ordered to participate this year as well. So here is one from last year.[/quote] [quote name='tenalpia' date='Oct 1 2007, 19.48' post='1029855']Yay - knew we'd break you in the end - nice av btw :D[/quote] [quote name='Freudas' date='Oct 1 2007, 19.51' post='1029874']The end? It hasn't even been 24 hours :P Zollo is a weak reed. :rofl:[/quote] [quote name='Relic' date='Oct 1 2007, 19.31' post='1029808']you sold out[/quote] [quote name='Mandy' date='Oct 1 2007, 19.33' post='1029814']You can too :D You know you wanna :P[/quote] [quote name='Zollo' date='Oct 1 2007, 19.33' post='1029816']Meaning we wont get to see that luscious ass of yours this time round?[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Oct 1 2007, 19.38' post='1029827']Relic, share that cute bum of yours with the board! dont be shy :)[/quote] [quote name='Mandy' date='Oct 1 2007, 19.42' post='1029837']Really, look how brave Blue is and there you are over there not participating! You should feel ashamed Relic. ;)[/quote] [quote name='Relic' date='Oct 1 2007, 19.46' post='1029848']oh please. everyone n their mom as seen mah bits n pieces. ill observe from afar and somehow manage to feel morally superior (or just apathetic bout myself)[/quote] [quote name='Mandy' date='Oct 1 2007, 19.48' post='1029858']How is that one girl on here who HASN'T seen all your bits and pieces going to feel now tho Relic? Huh?? lol Think of that one girl!!! :rofl:[/quote] The pressure mounts, Zollo cracked but will Relic also erm, crack. Ooh what a bad joke, sorry. [quote name='Mandy' date='Oct 1 2007, 19.56' post='1029881']I love you guys who don't resize your avs. LOVE. YOU. You're making my Monday brighter lol[/quote] [quote name='Matrim Fox Cauthon' date='Oct 1 2007, 20.00' post='1029893']And how you are making me feel bad because I did resize mine![/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Oct 1 2007, 20.02' post='1029897']Me too, but I was worried mine might be pushing the limits so I thought resizing was best. I do have the full size version though...[/quote] [quote name='kiko' date='Oct 1 2007, 20.12' post='1029929']my god, Blue rose! post more, will you?[/quote] This post was so funny because Blue had been spamming up the NHAW thread pretty good and Kiko's reaction was just classic here. [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 1 2007, 20.33' post='1029978']Ok, so. I passed my certification exam! in honor, i get to go home early! so i'm rewarding myself by taking more nhaw pics. :D I still have like seven hats to go. I must get them all in. harder this year cuz i have to take all the pics myself. :([/quote] Congrats GD. [quote name='niamh O'Toole' date='Oct 1 2007, 17.21' post='1029429']I have no camera so you lot are SOL :P lol[/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 1 2007, 17.30' post='1029453']You are no longer my favorite Gallic-Gaelic woman. There is but one way to redeem yourself.[/quote] Niamh takes a bad pic with her webcam just to redeem herself: [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 1 2007, 19.53' post='1029877']niamh: You have returned to #1 Gallic-Gaelic status. Male or female.[/quote] [quote name='Wade1066' date='Oct 1 2007, 20.34' post='1029979']God damn it. Look at all the pretty red-heads. Mmmhmm. I thought I saw a curly-haired blonde, though. Has it really been a year? Niamh, Give me your number. I'm gonna call you.[/quote] Bwhahahaha! Mel talking to Mormont: [quote name='Ser Mel T' date='Oct 1 2007, 20.43' post='1029993']Cheating cheater who cheats - get yer tits oot , pal . ( OK so I know you were modding and I fully respect that - now respect my wish to see nekkid mods plz )[/quote] Hahahaha! [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Oct 1 2007, 20.48' post='1030008']Mel T you need to take one too if you want to give Mormont a hard time[/quote] [quote name='Ser Mel T' date='Oct 1 2007, 20.48' post='1030007']I have to wait for the kids to go to bed before I get my fella to take nude piccies of me - it's just a family rule we have ;) and Mormie doesn't usually mind a little gentle ribbing ( ooh er )[/quote] Hahahaha! [quote name='Rimmer' date='Oct 1 2007, 21.14' post='1030060']This thread is scary... I click it with no intention on joining in, and by about Page 4 I'm ripping my clothes off.[/quote] Bwahahahaha! One of the funniest quotes from the whole thread. [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 1 2007, 21.21' post='1030073']I honor NHAW with a new sig. But I aint getting naked for you people. You have to PM me for that. :P[/quote] Less than an hour later: [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 1 2007, 22.11' post='1030232']Fine. So I lied.[/quote] Thus proofing Rimmer's point. [quote name='The Stranger' date='Oct 1 2007, 21.40' post='1030116']this thing doubled size in four hours. leave to zak to make something dirty, then GD to turn "dirty" into "unstoppably monstrous."[/quote] Hahahaha! [quote name='niamh O'Toole' date='Oct 1 2007, 21.38' post='1030111']I'll say one thing. GEEKS DON'T SEE THE SUN TOO OFTEN DO THEY? :lol:[/quote] [quote name='Luzifer's right hand' date='Oct 1 2007, 22.04' post='1030202']What is this sun thing people are speaking of btw?[/quote] Its been a bad Summer in the UK ok. Barely any sunshine. Thats my excuse and I'm sticking to it. [b]HEADLINE: Regulation use[/b] [quote name='Starkess' date='Oct 1 2007, 22.09' post='1030221']Well, roommates are gone, so here I am! (I don't own much variety as far as hats, I'm afraid, and I thiiink this might not be regulation, but oh well!)[/quote] [quote name='tenalpia' date='Oct 1 2007, 22.11' post='1030233']using that hat for sporting hatness over the internet could be construed as 'conduct unbecoming...' but then we'd miss out on a truly great av so it must be ok ;)[/quote] [quote name='Arbor Gold' date='Oct 1 2007, 22.32' post='1030318']Great one... go Navy! It is my understanding that this actually [i]is[/i] regulation use of an official sailor hat...[/quote] Starkess is another of the really stunningly beautiful women who joined in this year. Her pictures are sensational and this first one involved the use of her Navy hat. [b]HAT WATCH: Timmet appears in his first high art sepiatone pic, his back to the camera with rope hanging off his shoulder[/b] [quote name='timmet' date='Oct 1 2007, 22.48' post='1030355']What the hell.[/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 1 2007, 22.53' post='1030366']YAYAYAYAYAYYA. and i gotta give an A+ for committment. He's got the lasso too~![/quote] [quote name='Anubiel' date='Oct 1 2007, 22.56' post='1030376']I think that's the first one with twine! (Lots of twine makes a rope, right??) Hat![/quote] Timmet's pictures are by far the most artistic in the entire thread thanks to the trademark sepiatone. [quote name='The Stranger' date='Oct 1 2007, 22.55' post='1030372']notice that Scot isn't posting here: he's afraid of ruining his chances of becoming the governor who will finally re-secede SC from the hated Union. also, I'm eyeing this thread from a public coffee house; is such activity lewd and or punishable by law (and not just the moral kind, but the kind with taserz)?[/quote] [quote name='Ser Scot A Ellison' date='Oct 2 2007, 16.37' post='1031856']I'm so pale the glare generated by my photo overloads the various servers and is forced to show the little red X.[/quote] Wouldn't it be great if SSE posted a NHAW pic? Hmmmm . . . [b]HEADLINE: Boarders in the Bath[/b] [quote name='Werthead' date='Oct 1 2007, 21.00' post='1030031']Bugger this for a laugh. Where's my hat?[/quote] [quote name='tenalpia' date='Oct 1 2007, 21.01' post='1030034']so have the kids gone to bed now...? ;)[/quote] [quote name='Werthead' date='Oct 1 2007, 22.56' post='1030378']Coming soon: Boarders in the Bath. The next big craze from the board that brought you Naked Hatted Avatar Week and Zak's Cock. :pirate:[/quote] Genius! [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 1 2007, 23.04' post='1030401']I took three or so in the bath but all were awful. They'll appear on my outtakes CD coming out around Christmas.[/quote] Hahahaha! [b]HEADLINE: NHAW in the dark[/b] [quote name='Kat' date='Oct 1 2007, 23.09' post='1030408']Some of you people need to learn how to use brightness and contrast tools to good effect, i.e. this isn't 'Naked and Hatted in the Dark Avatar Week'. :P Or, for those who are incompetent with computers, it's called turning on the light. Or the flash.[/quote] Good rant. [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Oct 1 2007, 23.13' post='1030415']It's hilarious to look at the number of people viewing this thread vs number of posts. A lot of silent oogling going on.[/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 1 2007, 23.16' post='1030418']I just ogle out loud.[/quote] [quote name='kiko' date='Oct 1 2007, 23.18' post='1030421']oogles very openly :drool:[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Oct 1 2007, 23.18' post='1030423']that's my strategy too, you feel less creepy[/quote] [quote name='Maltaran' date='Oct 1 2007, 23.19' post='1030424']I thought ogling was the main purpose of NHAW? Anyway, its been 24 hours, so a new hat is clearly due. This one I got for £1 from Comic Relief.[/quote] [quote name='Ser Mel T' date='Oct 1 2007, 23.20' post='1030427']What is the sound of ogling ? Heavy breath and the sound of drool hitting the keys ? Mmmm[/quote] Creepy ogling perhaps. [b]HEADLINE: Making the men look bad[/b] [quote name='Caligua' date='Oct 1 2007, 23.08' post='1030406']I'm just curious about the *ahem* bounds of propriety here. I feel a gratuitous arse shot coming on.[/quote] [quote name='Anubiel' date='Oct 1 2007, 23.19' post='1030426']Ass is good! Since we've lost Relic's, we need a new one to oogle at. :wideeyed:[/quote] [quote name='Caligua' date='Oct 1 2007, 23.39' post='1030453']Your wish, my command and all that jazz.[/quote] [quote name='Anubiel' date='Oct 1 2007, 23.42' post='1030461']Yessss! hAt! (someone's working out!)[/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 2 2007, 00.04' post='1030516']um. wow. ok, i'm gayer than gay, but... that's HAT. srsly dude. do you ever leave the gym? just... wow.[/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 1 2007, 23.42' post='1030463']That's it, I'm done. I can't compete.[/quote] [quote name='Harlot' date='Oct 1 2007, 23.45' post='1030472']Geezuz. :stunned: Try eating some Cheetos, Caligua. Yer making me look bad.[/quote] Bwahahahaha! [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Oct 1 2007, 23.59' post='1030500']Hello and welcome to [b]MG's Almost Daily NAHAW II Review - Day One![/b] Yes it has been one full day since the 2nd Annual NAHAW began and I will now provide a short review of the best parts of this enormous thread so others do not have to read every single post. Enjoy! :drool: There I think that about sums it up. Keep up the HATNESS everyone! This thread is awesome.[/quote] [quote name='Freudas' date='Oct 2 2007, 00.02' post='1030507']Not up to your usual standards MG but it'll do :P[/quote] Hopefully this one delivers. [b]HAT WATCH: GD appears with a scarf hanging down over her breasts[/b] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 2 2007, 00.10' post='1030530']well. i was like wha'ts better than a hat? oh! a hat AND a scarf![/quote] Its a slippery slope from hats to scarves to who knows what.... [b]HELMET WATCH: DP appears holding a football helmet in a full length shot[/b] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Oct 2 2007, 00.16' post='1030541']are you clenching, DP?[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Oct 2 2007, 00.18' post='1030543']uh...no. at least, i don't think so. in defense of my ass, it gets a workout most every day. admittedly, i do look a little tense; i'll chalk it up to nervousness. and on my best day, i'm nowhere near as hat as you are, kay.[/quote] [quote name='The Khaleesi' date='Oct 2 2007, 00.27' post='1030556']DP - what are you, er...holding? And not in your right hand.[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Oct 2 2007, 00.29' post='1030563']that would be an auburn football helmet. lol[/quote] [quote name='Mandy' date='Oct 2 2007, 00.29' post='1030561']Jesus christ. The hatness barrier has been broken.[/quote] Yup we really raised that barrier this year. Speaking of: [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Oct 2 2007, 01.18' post='1030639']Just you wait boys, I have 3 more before the week is up![/quote] Hah! The last pic I received from Blue had the number 39 on it, she really got into the swing of things. [quote name='SquireThomas' date='Oct 2 2007, 01.02' post='1030618']I had no idea this many attractive people existed on the internet period, let alone this forum by itself. I'm going to chalk this up as solid proof that God loves this forum.[/quote] We are hat. [b]HAT WATCH: Emmor appears with a tiny black hat on his thumb[/b] [quote name='Emmor' date='Oct 2 2007, 00.46' post='1030592']I came across this hat a few minutes ago and just couldn't resist.[/quote] [quote name='tenalpia' date='Oct 2 2007, 07.29' post='1031006']Emmor - great av but it took me a while to realise it was your thumb...[/quote] [quote name='niamh O'Toole' date='Oct 2 2007, 07.31' post='1031008']Oh. Thank god there's an explanation for this. :stunned:[/quote] [quote name='Arbor Gold' date='Oct 3 2007, 00.43' post='1033214']So then is that...your thumb? (please say it's your thumb)[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Oct 3 2007, 00.51' post='1033230']Are you having impure Thumb-Thoughts, AG?[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Oct 3 2007, 01.11' post='1033267']Good grief! Now I have to worry about thumb envy?[/quote] Bwahahahaha! [b]HAT WATCH: A very blurry backside shot with a hand drawn top hat on the left[/b] [quote name='Quoth' date='Oct 2 2007, 01.17' post='1030634']No guts, no glory. Not a pic I took for the week, circumstances conspiring against me, but I painted in a hat. ;)[/quote] [quote name='needle' date='Oct 2 2007, 16.16' post='1031795']How many people are in quoth's Av? does he have arms coming out his butt? it's scaring me!!!![/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Oct 2 2007, 16.24' post='1031806']Be not afraid, Needle. It's an interpretive piece. People tend to see what they want to see. That being said, you post is now scaring me. ;)[/quote] I agree it is scary. [quote name='Lord O' Bones' date='Oct 2 2007, 01.35' post='1030676']I'm so lame I don't have internet at home. It wasn't a problem last year because the Air Force VPM I'm on at work had a much more lenient content filter, but now I can't see but one in ten avatars (photobucket, imageshack, etc.- all blocked.) So... I just got off the phone with Comcast and will be back in the 21st century around 10am to noon tomorrow PST. And naked. With a hat.[/quote] [quote name='Arbor Gold' date='Oct 2 2007, 01.59' post='1030712']Comcast guy: "We can be out there sometime mid-next week to set you up." LoB: "Not good enough. It's tomorrow or never."[/quote] Amazing the effort some boarders have gone to in order to join in this year. [quote name='beniowa' date='Oct 2 2007, 02.35' post='1030744']Everyone else is doing an ass pic so I thought I would.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Oct 2 2007, 02.38' post='1030751']the dimples are very hat![/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 2 2007, 02.53' post='1030774']I whole heartedly approve of all the man ass. :thumbsup:[/quote] If you demand booty you shall receive booty. [quote name='Skaarnus' date='Oct 2 2007, 03.26' post='1030805']Just when I thought this forum was beginning to take up too much of my time :rolleyes: This is one of those threads you [i]don't[/i] want to miss out on :D[/quote] [quote name='Bellis' date='Oct 2 2007, 03.56' post='1030822']I wasn't going to participate this year... but I just can't seem to not follow board trends. So, here I am. Ba-ba.[/quote] [quote name='Matrim Fox Cauthon' date='Oct 2 2007, 04.59' post='1030869']Funny how often people say this only to succumb to the fun.[/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 2 2007, 05.16' post='1030898']This is the power of the HAT! Come on those of you who are not naked and hatted, you know you want to. *sends out psychic waves that convince people to put on hats and take off their clothes, while holding a camera* Zak will be so proud of me when he returns on Wednesday[/quote] You're doing a great job GD. [b]HEADLINE: Where did you get that [s]blender[/s] hat?[/b] [quote name='timmet' date='Oct 2 2007, 02.56' post='1030779']Xray: Forgive me, this monitor is crap -- but is that a [i]blender[/i] on your head? (Nothing wrong with that, it's a secksay blender ....)[/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 2 2007, 03.30' post='1030808']no, my delightful nude, behatted hedgehog, that is a ladies white straw hat, complete with decorative floral arrangement atop, and a netting veil, vintage 1960. When my mom and I cleaned my grandmother's house out (she had lived there for 85+ years), we found a hatbox with 7 or 8 vintage hats. Some were grandma's, and some were my mom's from when she was in university. I have them all, and I love them. (my previous avatar was a mustard-yellow fuzzy bowler of my mom's from 1964 or so. :D)[/quote] [b]HAT WATCH: Ser Laron appears as a naked Robin Hood complete with longbow[/b] [quote name='Ser Laron' date='Oct 2 2007, 06.24' post='1030962']I found my courage, my hat and my camera. Full size and [i]un-cropped[/i] images available on a strictly "You show me yours, I'll show you mine" base. :)[/quote] One of the most popular male pics and we applaud Ser Laron's effort. [b]HEADLINE: The Queen of Snark[/b] [quote name='deliah' date='Oct 2 2007, 07.08' post='1030985']Oh fuck. This is worse than Second Life unicorn-fucking, goatse, tubgirl, tttne and cancer in one. Gross.[/quote] This is my favourite quote in the entire thread. Deliah just cracks me up. Some people say I am snarky but I am not even in the same league as D, not even close. In fact I've never admitted this but she is my personal hero. I can only dream of being as snarky as Deliah. [quote name='niamh O'Toole' date='Oct 2 2007, 07.30' post='1031007']This week should be renamed Perverted Dirty Avatar Week to be sure.[/quote] Maybe. [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 2 2007, 15.04' post='1031569']phew! took my twenty minutes to catch up! damn people you are HAT~! OH and all, ignore del, however much i love her, she just can't understand nhaw! :P I'm sure she'll snark again, but NHAW is an unstoppable train~! My favorite new hat of the day? Laron. I know you're shocked. It's not a girl. But!!! The robin hood hat! AND a bow! Talk about effort! Talk about thoroughness! And a THEME! I love themes. Like last year i was all pirate. but this year i went for variety. I think of my current one as hey! remember disco![/quote] I agree, Themes are awesome! [quote name='Hereward' date='Oct 2 2007, 09.14' post='1031079']No tractor this year, but I'm still in. :wideeyed:[/quote] [quote name='Ser Mel T' date='Oct 2 2007, 09.40' post='1031105']Most non mingy mature male yet :thumbsup: for the British bombshells wot wot eta - Dude is that a Bernard Cornwell you are reading ?[/quote] [quote name='mormont' date='Oct 2 2007, 10.30' post='1031154']It's 'Joy In The Morning' by PG Wodehouse. Carefully chosen, I think. :P[/quote] Very well spotted and a good choice indead. [b]HEADLINE: Bucket of lutefisk[/b] [quote name='Diceman' date='Oct 2 2007, 09.05' post='1031076']Right, new day, new avatar. Must say I like these escapades. Very unlike me to do this kind of stuff.[/quote] [quote name='Anubiel' date='Oct 2 2007, 09.37' post='1031099']That's the way to go, whoever said Norwegians were shy should go dip their heads in a bucket of lutefisk.[/quote] [quote name='Diceman' date='Oct 2 2007, 09.46' post='1031113']Isn't the use of buckets of lutefisk in breach of the Geneva convention or something? If not, it should be.[/quote] [quote name='Anubiel' date='Oct 2 2007, 09.56' post='1031117']Ah, no.. The Geneva conventionS can only be applied to international conflicts. And there are no specific prohibitions against the use of lutefisk as a weapon. So.. The two of us, including my legs, could go stick another Norwegians head in a bucket of lutefisk without worrying about the ICC. :pirate: As for the General Norwegian Penal Code of 1902, that's another matter...[/quote] Hahahaha! [b]HAT WATCH: Meli appears with a Dominos Pizza baseball cap[/b] [quote name='Meli' date='Oct 2 2007, 11.05' post='1031180']this thread has shamed me for not taking part. i have given in. delivery, anyone? :P[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Oct 2 2007, 11.40' post='1031211']Is it free after 30 minutes? ;)[/quote] Depends on what she is delivering I guess. Meli missed the rest of the week cos she is in Belguim, but we're glad she joined in. [quote name='Ser Mel T' date='Oct 2 2007, 15.11' post='1031585']I will do specific requests[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Oct 2 2007, 15.14' post='1031593']Okay. I'm stunned into silence. Well done. :)[/quote] [quote name='Ser Mel T' date='Oct 2 2007, 15.14' post='1031597']I will do correctly referenced and accurate requests ( within the remits of no nips or furry bits ) - just to be clear, pal . NHAW - is fun for combining my lack of boundries and competitive nature. Thank crunchy, my fella has the reins on my attentionhooring[/quote] He does? Really??? [b]HEADLINE: Our fearless leaders join in[/b] [quote name='Ran' date='Oct 2 2007, 15.45' post='1031697']Okay, I've dusted this one off. Will have to consider whether I'm [s]up[/s] able to do something new for the occasion...[/quote] [quote name='Linda' date='Oct 3 2007, 21.48' post='1035398']I am following in Elio's footsteps and recycling mine from last year. However, since this is Naked Hatted _Avatar_ Week, I thought I'd add a guest performance from Second Life too, viewable [url="http://asoiaf.westeros.org/Archive/NHAV.jpg"]here[/url].[/quote] [quote name='Jacen' date='Oct 3 2007, 21.50' post='1035401']If I say you look really hat, will Ran perma-ban me?[/quote] Be careful what you say to Ran's saucy pony wench, it could get you in trouble. [b]HAT WATCH: Nora Stark appears here with a towel wrapped around her head, back to the camera, her beautiful bottom in view and a sexy smile on her face[/b] [quote name='Starkess' date='Oct 2 2007, 15.40' post='1031683']Got a new one for today...does this count as a hat??[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Oct 2 2007, 15.58' post='1031748']Nora, methinks you could balance a pickle on your head and you'd get no arguments from us that it wasn't a hat. ;)[/quote] [quote name='Ser Laron' date='Oct 2 2007, 15.53' post='1031723']In this context certainly yes :). Apart from that, how about an alt namend Starkers?[/quote] This is a nickname that sure to stick now. [quote name='john' date='Oct 2 2007, 16.34' post='1031846']Ok, I can no longer come to BwB meetups for fear of uncontrollable blushing whenever I look at anyone.[/quote] [quote name='Lucky Pierre' date='Oct 2 2007, 16.37' post='1031855']I promise NOT to bring the Gold Mouse Ears to Denver...[/quote] Everybody is very relieved to hear this! [quote name='timmet' date='Oct 2 2007, 17.07' post='1031923']Damn rope doesn't show at this resolution. I need a larger ... lariat.[/quote] [quote name='needle' date='Oct 2 2007, 17.26' post='1031980']That's a lovely av, timmet. it makes me smile! BTW...where's lillith?!![/quote] [quote name='timmet' date='Oct 2 2007, 17.33' post='1031999']L is working her luvverly buns off -- got a new job with umpteen students. May hafta drag her into this -- she's good with a camera and I have some ideas for tractor porn that require an extra set of hands.... Heads up, Colonel![/quote] [quote name='Hereward' date='Oct 2 2007, 17.36' post='1032005']I say! :leer:[/quote] Yes tractor porn is back thanks to Timmet. [b]HEADLINE: Exclaimation mark War!!![/b] [quote name='Starkess' date='Oct 2 2007, 17.54' post='1032068']This whole NHAW is crazy!! Thanks to everyone, y'all are so nice! :grouphug: I like the new one a lot Timmet! And GD, the boa is awesome, can't wait to see your next ones! Hm, I totally need to limit the amount of exclamation points I use.[/quote] [quote name='Mexal' date='Oct 3 2007, 20.08' post='1035103']Another very HAT av! I love this board! And yes, my goal is to use as many exclamation marks as Nora![/quote] [quote name='Starkess' date='Oct 3 2007, 20.12' post='1035117']SO not possible! Sorry!! ;)[/quote] [quote name='Mexal' date='Oct 3 2007, 20.18' post='1035135']Which is why I'm seeing it as a challenge to beat you!! I win!!! Thank god we're talking about exclamation points then eh? :)[/quote] [quote name='Starkess' date='Oct 3 2007, 20.32' post='1035198']Challenge away, you nefarious exclamation-mark usurper!! But know that in my short 2 decades of life, I have piled up such an extraordinary amount of ! use that it is nigh impossible to beat me!!![/quote] Starkers totally wins this competition!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [b]HEADLINE: Stolen camera containing NHAW pics[/b] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Oct 2 2007, 18.13' post='1032110']My camera got stolen and it had a lot of the trial run pics on. Most of them showed far to much if you get my drift.[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Oct 2 2007, 19.10' post='1032317']Yer, I expect they will make their way onto the internet somewhere, let me know if you spot them[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Oct 2 2007, 19.14' post='1032325']Oh, great. I have to scour more porn sites? Well, okay. But only as a favor to you Peb. :D[/quote] Hahahaha! Iceman talking to Anubiel: [quote name='The Iceman of the North' date='Oct 2 2007, 18.08' post='1032096']BTW, what was your name? The pic is too small for my old eyes.[/quote] [quote name='Anubiel' date='Oct 2 2007, 18.11' post='1032104']El Diablo :devil:[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Oct 2 2007, 18.23' post='1032144']so, you're the one that i blame when i do something i shouldn't have. nice to finally meet you. you're much hatter than i imagined you would be.[/quote] [quote name='Anubiel' date='Oct 2 2007, 18.39' post='1032203']Nice to meet you too! I never knew such hat people blamed me for their evil doings.[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Oct 2 2007, 18.48' post='1032239']example: random family member/friend: "so, DP, i see you are about to post a half naked picture of yourself up on the internet." me: "don't worry about, man. the devil made me do it"[/quote] As if you need an excuse DP. [b]HEADLINE: la petit mort[/b] [quote name='Teri Pettit' date='Oct 2 2007, 18.59' post='1032280']I've been mostly in TTTNE this week. Michael Jon Snow suggested my new custom title.[/quote] [quote name='Bormon' date='Oct 2 2007, 19.07' post='1032308']the little death? ..... hmmmmm .... seem full of life to me :D[/quote] [quote name='Teri Pettit' date='Oct 2 2007, 19.08' post='1032314'][url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_little_death"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_little_death[/url][/quote] Very appropriate I think. [b]HEADLINE: Relic's Ass Returns![/b] [quote name='Relic' date='Oct 2 2007, 19.31' post='1032378']sigh, cuz i cant say no to timmet. im an ass hat[/quote] [quote name='timmet' date='Oct 2 2007, 19.34' post='1032391']Thanks, Brother. *faints* ETA: Just plugged in the new 19" LCD monitor. You all look even sexier in wide screen hi-res![/quote] [quote name='Anubiel' date='Oct 2 2007, 19.39' post='1032404']Relic's ass is back!!!! :bow: to the power that is NHAW :drool:[/quote] [quote name='niamh O'Toole' date='Oct 2 2007, 19.48' post='1032424']sold out[/quote] [quote name='Relic' date='Oct 2 2007, 19.51' post='1032430']i feel dirty =( joris sold out first tho... so im just following in his footsteps =([/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 2 2007, 20.06' post='1032476']relic. there are gods. the ASS is BACK and HAT as always!!![/quote] [quote name='tenalpia' date='Oct 2 2007, 20.10' post='1032488']The return of Relic - the power of NHAW is proven - resistance is futile :devil: now how to subvert Terra's resolve and get him to post this time round...[/quote] [quote name='Starkess' date='Oct 2 2007, 20.36' post='1032576']I knew Relic wasn't going to be able to hold out!! Looking great everyone![/quote] [quote name='Brady' date='Oct 3 2007, 01.10' post='1033264']Holy crap there's some fine looking women on this board. Especially that Relic chick. What a sweet ass.[/quote] What no conspiracy theory about that not being Relic's ass this year? Oh well at least that ONE girl got to see it this time around. [b]HAT WATCH: Bormon posing nude with his trombone[/b] [quote name='Bormon' date='Oct 2 2007, 19.31' post='1032381']you know me....I'm always a little "horny"[/quote] [quote name='koudoulis' date='Oct 2 2007, 19.41' post='1032406']ok it reached 35 pages untill i noticed that nhaw started and its the same photo i used last year but its not possible to take a new photo right now , so.. i vote bormon forn the best photo up to now . a picture bristling with artistic brillinace and slight sexual innuendo. well done sir[/quote] [quote name='Bormon' date='Oct 2 2007, 19.42' post='1032409']Who..... me :wideeyed: ..... If I can't "pull out" the trom"bone" euphamisms during NHAW.... when can I lol :thumbsup:[/quote] Its an old joke but still funny. [b]HEADLINE: Creepy fucks[/b] [quote name='niamh O'Toole' date='Oct 2 2007, 20.43' post='1032601']A friendly notice to all anonymous users (all 6 of you): YOU CREEPY FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote] [quote name='Teri Pettit' date='Oct 2 2007, 20.45' post='1032610']Hey, a lot of forum members are defaulted to anonymous simply because it is what you're supposed to do if you play mafia. I didn't remember until a few hours ago to change my default myself.[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Oct 2 2007, 20.48' post='1032622']Yeah this is why I'm anonymous too! I dont mean to be creepy at all :)[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Oct 2 2007, 20.58' post='1032656']I'm doing it to be creepy. Is it working? :D[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Oct 2 2007, 21.03' post='1032680']I'm in as anon. But then I'm naturally creepy. So...[/quote] [quote name='potsherds' date='Oct 2 2007, 21.06' post='1032695']Talking about creepy, Tuoni, Rimmer, Lupis42, and Ser Laron appear to be making the rounds on some of the ladies. :P I s'pose it makes [i]me[/i] creepy that I bothered to check.[/quote] A little bit for sure. [quote name='Kat' date='Oct 2 2007, 22.47' post='1032945']I just realized that I look exactly the same as my photo from last year. I need to find one of my more exciting hats. (This is actually a different hat than [url="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/katran/hat2.jpg"]last year[/url] too, but apparently all tan, wide-brim field hats look the same. :unsure: I even have one more of those I haven't used yet.)[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Oct 2 2007, 22.49' post='1032949']Ahh, but you lost the necklace. I... erm... notice details. :blush:[/quote] Now that is creepy! [b]HAT WATCH: Ser Laron moving on from Robin Hood to Jack Ketch[/b] [quote name='Ser Laron' date='Oct 2 2007, 22.49' post='1032950']I hope you all liked Robin Hood, time for Jack Ketch.[/quote] Keeping up the theme, good work. [b]HAT WATCH: Mormont poses with the hood from his Bishop's outfit from last year's chess match at World Con LA[/b] [quote name='mormont' date='Oct 2 2007, 23.15' post='1033028']Better? Or worse?[/quote] [quote name='Relic' date='Oct 2 2007, 23.17' post='1033030']creepy[/quote] [quote name='mormont' date='Oct 2 2007, 23.19' post='1033037']True. :P The Nazgul look is 'in', though. ;)[/quote] [quote name='Maltaran' date='Oct 2 2007, 23.21' post='1033044']Is that what you wear when banning someone?[/quote] Hahaha [quote name='Eye of the Tiger' date='Oct 2 2007, 19.58' post='1032451']Is it just me or does mormont kind of look like Jay from Jay and Silent Bob?[/quote] A little bit I suppose. [b]HEADLINE: Watch out for the anal probe[/b] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Oct 2 2007, 23.24' post='1033054'][font="Times New Roman"][center][size=4]Intrepid TTTNE Spam Reporter [b][i]theMountainGoat[/i][/b] presents this shocking expose[/size] [b][size=6]Conspiracy Theory Confirmed:[/size] [color="#00FF00"][size=7][font="Arial Black"]THERE ARE ALIENS ON THE MOON![/font][/size][/color][/b][/center][/font][/quote] [quote name='Bronn Stone' date='Oct 2 2007, 23.26' post='1033060']False advertising. One alien.[/quote] [quote name='TerraPrime' date='Oct 2 2007, 23.28' post='1033066']That you can see. You don't know what's hidden, and where.[/quote] You don't even want to know ... [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 3 2007, 01.34' post='1033300'][url="http://freshome.com/2007/06/06/alien-abduction-lamp/"]Did you pick up one of these in their gift shop?[/url][/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Oct 3 2007, 21.25' post='1035349']Thats awesome SR thank you :kiss: My alien was actually a strange Christmas gift but I would love one of those lamps (cue obligatory I love Lamp joke) :thumbsup: You don't even want to know how I got that shot either. All I will say is double sided sticky tape makes a good hair remover :eek:[/quote] [quote name='Arbor Gold' date='Oct 3 2007, 21.33' post='1035371']Way to sacrifice for your art. The payoff is excellent![/quote] [quote name='scrahan' date='Oct 3 2007, 22.02' post='1035422']Oh noes!!1! MG is going to be probed!!![/quote] :uhoh: Barry talking to Mormont: [quote name='Ser Barry' date='Oct 2 2007, 23.24' post='1033056']Did you come in through my window last night?[/quote] [quote name='mormont' date='Oct 2 2007, 23.28' post='1033064']Yes. But I cleaned it up.[/quote] [quote name='Ser Barry' date='Oct 2 2007, 23.30' post='1033073']Using your ballsack does not count.[/quote] [quote name='The Stranger' date='Oct 2 2007, 23.36' post='1033085']...since when do ballsacks [i]ever[/i] not count?![/quote] Not really sure what this was about but it was strange and funny. [b]HEADLINE: Stampede[/b] [quote name='Mexal' date='Oct 3 2007, 01.10' post='1033265']I really need to find a camera and someone to take pictures for me. Any volunteers???[/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 3 2007, 01.12' post='1033269']Pick me pick me! And then we can switch....[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Oct 3 2007, 01.15' post='1033273']*Steps aside to avoid stampede*[/quote] [quote name='Mexal' date='Oct 3 2007, 01.17' post='1033278']Hah, this isn't TTTNE. They don't know about my hatness here ;)[/quote] [quote name='Arbor Gold' date='Oct 3 2007, 01.36' post='1033303']Seems quite like how I imagine it, though.[/quote] [quote name='Mexal' date='Oct 3 2007, 01.48' post='1033322']Just think more innuendos and the presence of a goat...that's TTTNE[/quote] [quote name='Luzifer's right hand' date='Oct 3 2007, 01.45' post='1033316']Putin supports this thread! [url="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/Lokismith/putin5.jpg"]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/Lokismith/putin5.jpg[/url][/quote] Thats good to know. Mel asks GD if she is coming to the meet in Ireland: [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 3 2007, 01.56' post='1033333']Damn right! Im coming the Ireland Euro meet. Be there! :D And I gotta say i think that's our first EVER DUAL naked and hatted av pic! besides which its adorable! you're both grinning and wearing hats. awwwwww.[/quote] [quote name='Regina' date='Oct 3 2007, 02.07' post='1033346']:grouphug: Mel and Wert--You two are so damn adorable, I can hardly stand it. :grouphug:. On that note, Fenryng just walked in and asked what I was grinning about. I told him that you two were so cute, I wanted to hug you and pinch your cheeks. So he wanted to know [i]which[/i] cheeks, lol.[/quote] Hahaha! [b]HEADLINE: Will SSE post a NHAW pic?[/b] [quote name='Ser Scot A Ellison' date='Oct 2 2007, 23.01' post='1032993']Stupid question. If I do a photo how do I get it from my camera to a postable avatar?[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Oct 2 2007, 23.06' post='1033012']Scot, I'd suggest that the rush to respond to your question is an indication of how badly a photo is desired. ;)[/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 3 2007, 01.56' post='1033333']please scot? please. figure this out. I think getting you involved would be like... i would feel quite like i converted you to liberalism. Except i didn't. But... its kinda similar. join us. prove that conservative republicans ARE fun and naked and HAT. :)[/quote] [quote name='Starkess' date='Oct 3 2007, 02.42' post='1033389']This needs no proving! Only silly liberals think that about us. :P Here's a new one for me...I call it Naked AND Pillowed. For double the fun![/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 3 2007, 03.07' post='1033414']oh. somehow i never knew that about you nora luv. I admit, does make me feel better about the conservative portion of our nation. LOOK AT YOU! Healing political divisions through HATNESS! Way to go! and i love the hello kitty pillow... even though hello kitty has no mouth. which has always vaguely disturbed me.[/quote] [quote name='Starkess' date='Oct 3 2007, 03.12' post='1033423']Heh glad to be of service! And I tried to discuss the other day about whether Hello Kitty needed a mouth to smile or whether she was so damn cute a smile would be redundant...I got a blank look in return. People here just don't get my favorite obsession![/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 3 2007, 03.15' post='1033435']I think hello kitty's mouth (or lack thereof) is like Whoopie Goldberg's eyebrows. You just dont' notice its not there until someone points it out. They're probably like "hello kitty has no mouth??? really???" *puzzled look*[/quote] We'll come back to Hello Kitty later. [b]HEADLINE: Naked Pirate Avatar Week[/b] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 3 2007, 03.21' post='1033445']I am Captain GD of the pirate ship NHAW [url="http://s94.photobucket.com/albums/l120/GoddessDictator/?action=view¤t=avatar.jpg"]arrr[/url] THou shalt not fight while on board the NHAW, on pain of WALKING THE PLANK! :pirate:[/quote] [quote name='Ser Stubby' date='Oct 3 2007, 04.46' post='1033560']We should just call this thing NPAW - Naked Pirate Avatar Week.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Oct 3 2007, 03.40' post='1033475']Good God, GD, I just saw your new one. :stunned: At the risk of being labeled creepy are you SURE you're not into guys?[/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 3 2007, 04.34' post='1033546']WHASDKLGHALSKDGHLASKDH *laughs* Oh fd. thanks luv. Srsly. but i am, indeed, quite certain on this point.[/quote] Worth a try though FD. [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 3 2007, 03.39' post='1033472']Since I'm out of new ones to post, I'm bouncing back to a classic of yesteryear. Same hat, beard restored. Hopefully I'll be able to whip out the camera tomorrow.[/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 3 2007, 03.44' post='1033481']Only the camera? Damn.[/quote] [quote name='Houndread' date='Oct 3 2007, 03.46' post='1033482']Xray I like the veil. Adds a certain dignity to being nekkid.[/quote] Not sure how you can say she has dignity when encouraging Bazz to whip out more than just his camera ;) [b]HEADLINE: Bring the camera home :whip:[/b] [quote name='Mr. X' date='Oct 3 2007, 03.48' post='1033485']Oh, what the hell. This is last year's pic, hence the title. Too damn busy to make new ones. Also, I left our camera in my closet at school, because I'm an idiot.[/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 3 2007, 03.51' post='1033492']I'll make sure he's properly punished if he forgets it tomorrow. :leer:[/quote] [quote name='The Wolf Maid' date='Oct 3 2007, 04.36' post='1033549']Do we gets pics of that? :leaving:[/quote] Now that would have been raising the bar! [quote name='cyrano' date='Oct 3 2007, 04.38' post='1033551']Get off my lawn! Grumbles about young people these days .....[/quote] First appearance of cyrano in the thread, his avatars did not stay for long so count yourself lucky if you saw them. [b]HEADLINE: Best use of books[/b] [quote name='Aseld' date='Oct 2 2007, 16.28' post='1031815']I gave in, but then I realised that I do not, in fact, own a hat. So I used Feast instead.[/quote] Aseld had his on the head but SR held hers in front of her breasts to awesome effect! [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 3 2007, 05.18' post='1033587']Ok since I keep getting asked: That's a book I have in front of my chest. It's the hard copy version of AFfC. I thought the red would give it away but it is kinda hard to tell.[/quote] [quote name='Bormon' date='Oct 3 2007, 05.30' post='1033597']Nice SR :) Can I borrow your book[/quote] [quote name='michael jon snow' date='Oct 3 2007, 10.31' post='1033827'][i]Borrow[/i]?!, I want to [b]be[/b] her book![/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 3 2007, 05.32' post='1033600']Depends...can I borrow your horn?[/quote] [quote name='Bormon' date='Oct 3 2007, 05.38' post='1033605']only if you can work the slide :P[/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 3 2007, 05.43' post='1033612']Well your easy to please. :devil:[/quote] [quote name='potsherds' date='Oct 3 2007, 05.45' post='1033613']You two have me giggling like a Catholic school girl. :P[/quote] Bormon complains this will give him interesting dreams. Anybody else dreamt about NHAW this week? [quote name='VigoTheCarpathian' date='Oct 3 2007, 05.57' post='1033627']Sweet lord, why did I have to use a Tairy GK book to cover my nips?[/quote] Vigo poses with a Terry Goodkind book! :rofl: [b]HAT WATCH: morningsword appears with a blue scarf wrapped around her waist[/b] - hell I did not even know morningsword was a girl! [quote name='morningsword' date='Oct 3 2007, 11.30' post='1033866']You see, the sun really does shine out of my arse![/quote] [quote name='Eye of the Tiger' date='Oct 3 2007, 12.02' post='1033877']morningsword correct me if I am wrong but I thought it was [i]nekid[/i] hatted av week?[/quote] [quote name='morningsword' date='Oct 3 2007, 12.23' post='1033902']I assure you I am completely nekkid. Can I help it if a large scarf happened to strategically place itself between me and the camera at the moment the photo was taken?[/quote] [quote name='Freudas' date='Oct 3 2007, 12.28' post='1033905']Yes, yes you can ;)[/quote] Hahaha! [b]HAT WATCH: Another great Nora Stark pic with a Hello Kitty blanket[/b] [quote name='michael jon snow' date='Oct 3 2007, 12.10' post='1033891']Nora, just gotta say that there was no-one as hat as you when I was in the service.[/quote] [quote name='Starkess' date='Oct 3 2007, 12.11' post='1033893']Why thankee!! Starting out the morning with a new av...had to include my favorite blanket![/quote] [quote name='Wade1066' date='Oct 3 2007, 12.18' post='1033895']One of America's future warfighters has a Hello, Kitty blanket? (a pink one)[/quote] [quote name='Starkess' date='Oct 3 2007, 12.30' post='1033910']Yup! Just about anything you can think about putting Hello Kitty on, I either own or have drooled over and wished I owned. It's a hobby of mine. :thumbsup:[/quote] Hello Kitty! [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Oct 3 2007, 12.20' post='1033897']Just so you know, I fully intend to participate. My pictures are on my camera but will have to wait until I get home. Barry stole my hat, though. Bastard. I think I've developed about 17 board crushes in the last 2 days thanks to NHAW.[/quote] Only 17? DJ never did get those pics uploaded - shame on you sir! [b]HEADLINE: SSE is naked and hatted![/b] [quote name='Ser Scot A Ellison' date='Oct 3 2007, 12.56' post='1033931']Oh, dear God in heaven. Here it is.[/quote] [quote name='Hereward' date='Oct 3 2007, 12.57' post='1033934']Colour me gobsmacked. :stunned:[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Oct 3 2007, 12.59' post='1033939']very nice SSE...welcome to the dark side ;)[/quote] [quote name='tenalpia' date='Oct 3 2007, 13.00' post='1033943']Yay - the man himself - we've been waiting in antici....pation and we are not disappointed :)[/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 3 2007, 13.35' post='1034028']SSE -- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! you look fab. I knew you were a closet exhibitionist. ;)[/quote] [quote name='Anubiel' date='Oct 3 2007, 13.15' post='1033983']I never thought I'd see the day.. :wideeyed: Welcome, Ser![/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 3 2007, 15.06' post='1034275']The oh dear god in heaven made me giggle like i was five. hee hee. and scot? SO glad you joined in!!! lets here it for you![/quote] [quote name='scrahan' date='Oct 3 2007, 15.23' post='1034315']Ser Scott, For your courage in going deep undercover into the den of iniquity, liberality, lust, and vague homoeroticism (wait, maybe that's just me). I bestow upon you the "Order of the White Elephant. Ummm.... where do I pin it? Errrr...Scott, didn't you always say you wanted your nipple pierced. I'm sure I heard that somewhere. Yeah, just let me get the rubbing alcohol.[/quote] [quote name='Ser Scot A Ellison' date='Oct 3 2007, 15.25' post='1034317']Scrahan, :o :P[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Oct 3 2007, 15.28' post='1034322']Scot has become a wild man. He went to a con and hung out with crazies, he's posted in tttne and now he's naked. WOW. :love: SSE[/quote] SSE posting this year was awesome! Good on ya! [b]HEADLINE: I love lamp[/b] [quote name='needle' date='Oct 3 2007, 08.35' post='1033748']my god, barry, is that YOU in your av? you've lost a shit load of weight.[/quote] [quote name='Ser Barry' date='Oct 3 2007, 08.43' post='1033751']I think it is called clever use of perspective.[/quote] [quote name='Ser Stubby' date='Oct 3 2007, 09.39' post='1033791']I thought showing your helmet was not allowed?[/quote] [quote name='Ser Barry' date='Oct 3 2007, 09.59' post='1033806']Your posting priviledges have been withdrawn until I see Lamp.[/quote] [quote name='Ser Stubby' date='Oct 3 2007, 13.55' post='1034073']And here be Lamp. As requested.[/quote] Stubby takes the 1k win with this post. Oops sorry thats a different thread . . . [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 3 2007, 14.15' post='1034139']the problem with all them lurkers is they don't post (looks pointedly at Hereward) and what's the point of naked lurking? don't answer that.[/quote] Hahaha! [b]HEADLINE: Tractor Porn and the Denver Con[/b] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 3 2007, 14.19' post='1034149']Also....holy shit Timmet! I love your themed avatars. Next up, can we see one of you on the tractor? (for hereward)[/quote] [quote name='Mandy' date='Oct 3 2007, 14.22' post='1034158']God, tractor pron should have its own week. I bet I could find a tractor close by...[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Oct 3 2007, 14.26' post='1034171']It has to be a Massey Ferguson tractor. Once you've had Massey nothing else can compare.[/quote] [quote name='Hereward' date='Oct 3 2007, 14.29' post='1034184']I wasn't lurking, I was working! :tantrum: Wait, that doesn't sound right. Tractor please.[/quote] [quote name='Lucky Pierre' date='Oct 3 2007, 14.40' post='1034222']And since we are talking tractors and Denver... the John Deere convention is going to be held at the same venue as the Denver Con and at the same time... Perhaps Hats AND tractors![/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Oct 3 2007, 14.42' post='1034224']I don't believe in coincidences.[/quote] [quote name='Lucky Pierre' date='Oct 3 2007, 14.20' post='1034151']Everyone going to Denver needs to remember their hats so we can take some really HAT Group pictures for next year! Plan ahead (or is that plan ahat?) peeps! :)[/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Oct 3 2007, 14.21' post='1034154']I will be fully clothed with my hat though[/quote] [quote name='Mexal' date='Oct 3 2007, 14.24' post='1034164']Ahh Denver... J, Blue plans on taking lots of pictures for me. I will have a stack of 30 for the next 3 years so no more of these crappy self NHAW...[/quote] For those unaware, the lovely Blue and the Prod-like noob Mexal are an official board couple, even though they have not met yet. The countdown in Blue Rose's sig counts down to the day Mexal flies to Vancouver in November. [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Oct 3 2007, 14.26' post='1034172']mex you really need to go to Denver, if prod and you are both there at the same time there will be peace in the world for once haha[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Oct 3 2007, 14.28' post='1034181']The way I understood it, the paradox would end the universe.[/quote] Hahahaha! Someone asks when the Denver con is: [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Oct 3 2007, 14.32' post='1034192']August 6th through 10th of 08 I believe bah go, Blue will come too am sure, but dont plan a trip around one person.[/quote] [quote name='Mexal' date='Oct 3 2007, 14.34' post='1034198']Hehe, I wouldn't, but she's just extra incentive.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Oct 3 2007, 14.35' post='1034202']Possibly the new Board standard for understatement. lol[/quote] Bwahahahaha! [quote name='Bormon' date='Oct 3 2007, 14.42' post='1034226']So is it just me....or is NHAW infectious? Does anyone else walk around and go...."huh!. I wonder how they would look in there best hat?"[/quote] Yes totally! [b]HAT WATCH: Lany poses with a witches hat while laid out on a sofa[/b] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Oct 3 2007, 15.26' post='1034319']ok, time to be a little more modest.[/quote] [quote name='kiko' date='Oct 3 2007, 15.29' post='1034327']yep. tell us when you start :P[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Oct 3 2007, 15.30' post='1034328']I guess that will be sunday :P[/quote] [quote name='Knight of the Wineskin' date='Oct 3 2007, 17.41' post='1034635']Burn her! :thumbsup:[/quote] Lany is not made of wood, she causes it though :leer: [b]HAT WATCH: neck down shot of Bazz on the bed with one small hat carefully placed[/b] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 3 2007, 16.08' post='1034409']Hot damn, those legs Nora! Although rumor has it* I missed a really good av of yours from before the pillow shot. *The five billion posts praising you. Here's my riskiest one yet. Anyone want to go fishing?[/quote] [quote name='niamh O'Toole' date='Oct 3 2007, 16.58' post='1034507']Dunno, man. Small hat.[/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 3 2007, 17.03' post='1034525']That's just the perspective messing with you.[/quote] [quote name='Arbor Gold' date='Oct 3 2007, 17.23' post='1034573']I would like to take the afternoon off and go fishing. If only I had a pole...[/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 3 2007, 17.45' post='1034654']Gulp.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Oct 3 2007, 17.48' post='1034662']Did that hat just move?[/quote] [quote name='Arbor Gold' date='Oct 3 2007, 23.03' post='1035589']I think I just saw Bazz's hat move a little.[/quote] Wishful thinking I am sure. [b]HAT WATCH: Race wearing a red childrens fireman hat[/b] [quote name='Ser Mel T' date='Oct 3 2007, 17.03' post='1034523']Race - is that a kiddies fireman's hat?[/quote] [quote name='RaceBannon42' date='Oct 3 2007, 17.21' post='1034568']Kiddies! Why? just cause if you hit the badge it lights up and a siren goes off makes it a kiddies fireman's hat?. :P[/quote] Definitely a great hat. [quote name='Relic' date='Oct 3 2007, 17.30' post='1034600']my webcam sucks. tryin out a new one tho[/quote] [quote name='niamh O'Toole' date='Oct 3 2007, 17.31' post='1034604']The ASS will be missed. Prepare to be pelted with overripe tomatoes.[/quote] [quote name='Relic' date='Oct 3 2007, 17.34' post='1034609']i feel like a piece of meat. you guys are giving me a complex =([/quote] [quote name='Ser Scot A Ellison' date='Oct 3 2007, 17.37' post='1034615']Relic, Well I feel like a peice of lard so I guess that makes us first cousins of a sort.[/quote] [quote name='Ser Mel T' date='Oct 3 2007, 18.26' post='1034793']Scott - lard is whiter and not nearly as eloquent, I think you are beautiful, maaan :hat:[/quote] Smooth line from Mel here. [b]HAT WATCH: Yet another great pic from Starkess[/b] [quote name='Starkess' date='Oct 3 2007, 17.51' post='1034673']Is that given away by the fact that I am taller than the loft bed?? Damn. I need to work on hiding my huge-ish-ness! :) ETA: And thank you to everyone! :blush: You make a girl feel downright purdy![/quote] [quote name='Relic' date='Oct 3 2007, 17.40' post='1034628']Hello Kitty...[/quote] [quote name='Mexal' date='Oct 3 2007, 17.56' post='1034687']Yea, definitely given away by the bed :) That being said, tall women with long legs...undeniably sexy. You have nothing to worry about[/quote] [quote name='Bronn Stone' date='Oct 3 2007, 17.58' post='1034693']Nora is definitely very tall. She should play basketball..... :P *runs away to avoid being pummeled to death by a nekkid sailor with a Hello Kitty pillow - yet again*[/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 3 2007, 17.59' post='1034696']That's not a fate to run from.[/quote] [quote name='Bormon' date='Oct 3 2007, 18.03' post='1034716']RUN AWAY!!! hell I've had dreams about that :P[/quote] Hahaha! [b]HAT WATCH: Odie with a cat on her head![/b] [quote name='Odie' date='Oct 3 2007, 18.00' post='1034699']You guys said Naked Hatted Catatar Week, yes? She's the closest that I have to a hat, besides the one I wore last year....[/quote] [quote name='Bronn Stone' date='Oct 3 2007, 18.02' post='1034706']I think it would properly be referred to as Naked Catted Avatar Week. Not that I'm complaining.[/quote] [quote name='Ser Scot A Ellison' date='Oct 3 2007, 18.02' post='1034711']Odie, I love the expression on the cat's face. It appears to be thinking, "Woman what are you doing?"[/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 3 2007, 18.04' post='1034718']My cat would consider killing me if I tried that. Good work.[/quote] [quote name='kiko' date='Oct 3 2007, 18.04' post='1034720']why? is the cat naked? I think it wears a fur suite.[/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 3 2007, 18.05' post='1034724']Hey! No furries allowed in.[/quote] [quote name='RaceBannon42' date='Oct 3 2007, 18.12' post='1034738']Oh sure. I posed with kittens last year, and get accused of doing horrible things to them :P[/quote] [quote name='Odie' date='Oct 3 2007, 18.17' post='1034765']Believe me, she wasn't all that thrilled with me... even though she was purring... strange beastie. And besides, Kaylen is an anti-Furry - she's a cat who thinks she's human. Not one pussy comment! Y'all are slackin'![/quote] Too obvious I guess, though MJS did come in an hour later to say that it is against the rules to show your pussy: [quote name='Odie' date='Oct 3 2007, 19.03' post='1034899']Well, the other option was to kill her, tan her hide, and make a cat skin cap. But that would have been messy. And complicated.[/quote] [quote name='Mandy' date='Oct 3 2007, 19.03' post='1034900']*goes off calling her cat* He might finally be good for something more than waking the baby up from his naps.[/quote] [quote name='Odie' date='Oct 3 2007, 19.04' post='1034909']Sisters with Pussies on Heads, UNITE!!! :rofl:[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Oct 3 2007, 19.07' post='1034916']Strangest club name ever lol[/quote] [quote name='Mandy' date='Oct 3 2007, 19.29' post='1034972']Odie, I tried the cat on the head thing and I got scratched. You can see it in my new av. It's not exactly much different except I'm not wearing makeup in this one and I have a different hat :P[/quote] Awww, Mandy. Need someone to kiss that better? ;) [quote name='nazfyratu' date='Oct 3 2007, 18.48' post='1034848']You guys suck.... I've never felt this much pressure to be cool since high school. Anyway, I've been known to scare away small children when I take my shirt off, so this is about as racy as you're getting from me.[/quote] Thanks for taking part. [b]HEADLINE: Where is Zak? - Part Two[/b] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 3 2007, 18.54' post='1034869']I have but one question: [font="Impact"][color="#483D8B"][size=7]WHERE THE HELL IS ZAK!!![/size][/color][/font][/quote] [quote name='niamh O'Toole' date='Oct 3 2007, 18.55' post='1034877']I'd imagine catching up with ..ahem .... more pressing things than the board :)[/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 3 2007, 18.56' post='1034881']Okay...I'm willing to wait...about...two minutes. That should be enough, right? :leaving:[/quote] Where the HAT is Zak? [b]HEADLINE: Creative hats[/b] [quote name='Kalbear' date='Oct 3 2007, 19.13' post='1034929']There needs to be more creative hats. Not creative uses of hats, but creative hats themselves. Come on, guys! Last year we had someone use a rubber duck, a headcrab, and even dressed up as Col. Tigh from BSG. The cat on the head is a nice touch though.[/quote] [quote name='niamh O'Toole' date='Oct 3 2007, 19.21' post='1034947']Mountaingoat used an alien. Which you have to admit ranks highly in the out there department. But you're right and I might try a saucepan or a colander why not?[/quote] [quote name='Odie' date='Oct 3 2007, 19.25' post='1034962']I agree! Think OUTSIDE the hat!!![/quote] [quote name='niamh O'Toole' date='Oct 3 2007, 19.27' post='1034967']I'd hate to have to think INSIDE yours :D[/quote] [quote name='Odie' date='Oct 3 2007, 19.30' post='1034978']The inside of a pussy is not a place to think, it's a place to BE! (it's a good thing cats don't need therapy. And that they can't read.)[/quote] [quote name='scrahan' date='Oct 3 2007, 19.32' post='1034985']Some of these pictures, I've been tempted to "be the hat".[/quote] [quote name='Odie' date='Oct 3 2007, 19.35' post='1034991']You mean in a purely Zen-like sense, I'm sure.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Oct 3 2007, 19.37' post='1035007']Odie, who told you cats can't read?[/quote] [quote name='Odie' date='Oct 3 2007, 19.43' post='1035022']Because if they could, they would have taken over the world by now.[/quote] [quote name='Eye of the Tiger' date='Oct 3 2007, 19.29' post='1034974']This guy <--- Is already thinking outside the hat. [url="http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h10/sleazybar/sockshower.jpg"]http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h10/slea.../sockshower.jpg[/url] so everyone can see my sock and ponder what the missing hand is doing.[/quote] Eye of the Tiger is more commonly known as Jim. He is one of those guys who changes his name often so we stick to the first one he used which was Maester Jim. He is one crazy guy and his pics in this thread really prove that, he was definitely outside the hat. [quote name='Regina' date='Oct 3 2007, 19.37' post='1035003']I have to say that catching up on this thread is one of the best cures to work related crankiness I have ever found. Now I may just get thru the day without pulling out my hair, lol. *enjoys the hattness*[/quote] [quote name='Starkess' date='Oct 3 2007, 19.41' post='1035015']Still looking good everybody! And I totally agree that catching up in this thread is the perfect way to turn a frown upside down!!! (And yes, I'm cheesy when I'm in a good mood...so sue me! :P)[/quote] Glad you girls are enjoying it. [b]HEADLINE: Recruitment drive[/b] [quote name='Diceman' date='Oct 3 2007, 19.48' post='1035041']Ohh, I've been waiting for this moment, when the number of anonymous people outnumbers the members. Currently only close, with 10 anonymous and 12 members.[/quote] [quote name='kiko' date='Oct 3 2007, 19.53' post='1035057']but why are there guests? Must be really weird, reading this thread without pics[/quote] [quote name='scrahan' date='Oct 3 2007, 19.56' post='1035069']Errr i might have suggested that there were naked hatted pictures of myself to people. If we get a rash of signups, I am so going to start gloating...[/quote] [quote name='Bormon' date='Oct 3 2007, 19.58' post='1035075']Thats probably why Ran puts up with it....its like a recruitment drive :D[/quote] [quote name='Odie' date='Oct 3 2007, 20.00' post='1035079']Hurry hurry hurry! Join Ran's Board today! All you need is a hat (or hat-like substitute) and NO SHAME! C'mon! All the cool kids are doin' it![/quote] [quote name='Arbor Gold' date='Oct 3 2007, 20.04' post='1035087']Probably explains the 100+ increase in my profile views since Sunday night.[/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 3 2007, 20.03' post='1035085']It would be sweet if a noob posted in here for the very first time.[/quote] I wonder if that might happen.... [b]HEADLINE: Amy and Sofie[/b] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 3 2007, 19.59' post='1035078']Wow where to start. Over ten pages to catch up on and new avs to drool over. Thank you MJS. But if your going to be my book I have one tiny request: Be a bigger book then the one I had. :P I could barely keep Amy and Sofie behind it. (No I didn't name my breasts...someone else did.)[/quote] [quote name='Bormon' date='Oct 3 2007, 20.03' post='1035084']speaking of drool :drool: I see you have given up trying to contain Amy and Sofie.[/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 3 2007, 23.37' post='1035706']SR. Amy and Sofie just became my two favorite names. EVAR. God woman. I am such a boob lover, and... i don't know if i can see straight any more.[/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 4 2007, 00.43' post='1035833']I'm glad you like them so much. I'll be sure to tell the person who named them. I'm sorry about your eye sight. What can I say....the power of the boobs compels you.[/quote] [quote name='kiko' date='Oct 3 2007, 23.41' post='1035715']GD, pompoms? Hawt! Shake them![/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 3 2007, 23.43' post='1035723']this one of mine is SO not sexy. just wasn't any way to make those pom poms stand up properly AND look hot. oh well. POM POM!!![/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 4 2007, 00.10' post='1035775']is this better pom pom usage?[/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 4 2007, 00.15' post='1035784']Most definitely. Now lead us in a cheer![/quote] Great names SR and the pom pom rocked GD! [quote name='Teri Pettit' date='Oct 3 2007, 20.24' post='1035157']It would be nice if posts remembered links to avatars, so that when you switched them it affected only future posts, not past ones.[/quote] [quote name='Houndread' date='Oct 3 2007, 20.26' post='1035167']Agreed! Because when this week is over this thread just gets confusing and sad.[/quote] [quote name='Dunhallym' date='Oct 3 2007, 20.26' post='1035171']Hey, but then NHAW wouldn't be an exceptional event anymore ;)[/quote] So true. [b]HEADLINE: Finally . . . Tractor Porn[/b] [quote name='timmet' date='Oct 3 2007, 19.52' post='1035055']Alright already. Bad pics under bad conditions -- 25 mph wind, still picking bits of tumbleweed out of my feet. Will try again later. Here's some tractor pr0n to get you thru lunch.[/quote] [quote name='TerraPrime' date='Oct 3 2007, 20.19' post='1035142']Re: Timmet Somewhere in England, a middle-aged man keeled over with nosebleed.[/quote] [quote name='niamh O'Toole' date='Oct 3 2007, 20.24' post='1035155']Poor Hereward, being called middle-aged. It probably makes me a pensioner too :stunned:[/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 3 2007, 20.24' post='1035154']*swoons* hoooooooboy. :love:[/quote] [quote name='timmet' date='Oct 3 2007, 20.27' post='1035174']Better tire on this side. I'm embarrassed at the tread. Shocking! ETA: Well Terra, he'll just have to get his own wheel weights. These ones are mine. This tractor BTW was built in Doncaster, England in 1954. Sixty horsepower of ground-shaking pleasure.[/quote] [quote name='Houndread' date='Oct 3 2007, 20.31' post='1035190']Tractors never looked so good.[/quote] [quote name='niamh O'Toole' date='Oct 3 2007, 20.31' post='1035192']Timmett, are you running from the computer to the tractor and back, all of this bits in the wind?[/quote] [quote name='Relic' date='Oct 3 2007, 20.31' post='1035194']hahaha. dude. your avs are works of art.[/quote] [quote name='Dunhallym' date='Oct 3 2007, 20.31' post='1035195']This tire looks very attractive :P[/quote] [quote name='Kalbear' date='Oct 3 2007, 20.33' post='1035201']I also have to admire timmet's dedication to art. It's gotta be like 30 degrees out where he is right now.[/quote] [quote name='Anubiel' date='Oct 3 2007, 20.33' post='1035202']You sure love that tractor! And I love the av :bow:[/quote] [quote name='Teri Pettit' date='Oct 3 2007, 20.34' post='1035208']Who is your photographer, Timmet? The pictures look very professional. And you can't tell me you shot that with a timer.[/quote] [quote name='TerraPrime' date='Oct 3 2007, 20.43' post='1035236']Re: Timmet Somewhere in Wisconsin a middle-aged man just keeled over with nosebleed. Also, I am going to ask Hereward for a membership application for Tractor Appreciation Club. Maybe you forgot? This is the guy who built his own house on the prairie of Wyoming, complete with wind-turbine engine and all. Taking a picture of himself hugging a tractor would be a snap, I'd think.[/quote] [quote name='Hereward' date='Oct 3 2007, 21.31' post='1035365']Timmet, thank you! You've made a happy man very old... or some such. I've only now stopped crying![/quote] [quote name='Arbor Gold' date='Oct 3 2007, 22.12' post='1035441']I just wish I had the same artistic skills that you have displayed. I need to work on setting, lighting, mood, props...the list is endless. Please post more, so I can drool more. Thanks![/quote] [quote name='timmet' date='Oct 3 2007, 22.03' post='1035427']Aww, shucks. What's really funny is there's a reasonably busy state highway not all that far away from the *ahem* portrait studio. So I need to duck behind the tractor wheel as cars go by, set the timer, cram the camera onto a bag of rice (to keep the wind from shaking it), and sprint bare-assed to the tractor. If my neighbors are watching this, they must be busting a gut. Arbor, dahling -- that there tummy could launch a thousand ships. Or tractors. Or wheezing fits. My God.[/quote] [quote name='Hereward' date='Oct 3 2007, 22.10' post='1035437']or phoning the authorities[/quote] Seriously the Tractor shots were incredible. Great work Timmet! [b]HAT WATCH: The Khaleesi poses with two cone shaped party hats over her breasts! Wow![/b] [quote name='The Khaleesi' date='Oct 3 2007, 20.37' post='1035216']woohoo! Hat party!![/quote] [quote name='Wade1066' date='Oct 3 2007, 21.14' post='1035327']American flag birthday hats? They look dangerous.[/quote] [quote name='The Khaleesi' date='Oct 3 2007, 21.19' post='1035336']they are actually Pirate Party birthday hats!!! but... whatever.[/quote] Whatever they were they looked HAT! [b]HEADLINE: Inner Attention h00r[/b] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Oct 3 2007, 19.37' post='1034999']hmm, my next av shows my ass, maybe I should change it early.[/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Oct 3 2007, 20.47' post='1035247']Blue rose you are cracking me up, you like this way too much! lol[/quote] [quote name='Mandy' date='Oct 3 2007, 20.48' post='1035251']She's found her inner attention whore and is NOT LETTING GO.[/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 3 2007, 20.50' post='1035261']Finding your inner attention whore is a good thing. It gives your inner child company.[/quote] Brilliant! hahahaha! [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Oct 3 2007, 20.57' post='1035280']lol isnt NHAW just attention whore week anyway. I am sure she is getting tons of PM's, but hopefully she wont get any stalkers out of the deal. That is what I am worried about.[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Oct 3 2007, 20.59' post='1035285']I actually have only gotten one PM outside of the TTTNE men. dont worry about me GC, I can handle the boys![/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Oct 3 2007, 21.00' post='1035288']Cant help it, the mom in me. Sadly though not all guys are safe and easy to handle. We have seen some real creeps sneak their way in here. Not that I can talk hell look at my AV! lol[/quote] [quote name='Mexal' date='Oct 3 2007, 21.01' post='1035289']I stalk her...though I have permission!![/quote] Have I mentioned how envious we all are of you? [b]HEADLINE: Bad work moment[/b] [quote name='Jacen' date='Oct 3 2007, 21.09' post='1035313']Just had a bad work moment; I was looking at this thread at a point where SR's monumental breasts of power were filling the screen next to scrahan when a female co-worker saw the screen and said quite loudly "OMG ARE YOU LOOKING AT PORN". I think her exclaimation could be heard for miles. damn!!! :owned:[/quote] Hahaha! The are monumental! [quote name='Lucky Pierre' date='Oct 3 2007, 21.22' post='1035341']Ohh... a Page 69! :)[/quote] Trust you to notice LP. [b]HAT WATCH: A clear plastic shower cap hanging on the taps with Aoife's leg raised out of the thick bubbles in her bath[/b] [quote name='Aoife' date='Oct 3 2007, 21.41' post='1035383']I was getting all excited after finding something remotely resembling a hat in this hotel room, and then I come back and see timmet and Khaleesi and all these other creative people. Hot damn![/quote] [quote name='michael jon snow' date='Oct 3 2007, 21.46' post='1035392']A clear hat won't cover naughty bits very well.[/quote] [quote name='Aoife' date='Oct 3 2007, 21.47' post='1035395']Which is why I didn't try to cover naughty bits with it. :P[/quote] I think I speak for everyone in saying wish you had. [b]HAT WATCH: Sean in a policewoman's hat with a classic look on his face[/b] [quote name='tenalpia' date='Oct 3 2007, 22.06' post='1035433']I take it back - just saw Sean's and I have to make a special mention: hilariously hat[/quote] [quote name='Ser Sean' date='Oct 3 2007, 22.11' post='1035438']Are you mocking a police officer the line of his duty? :|[/quote] [quote name='tenalpia' date='Oct 3 2007, 22.14' post='1035446']If you're going to get all stern with me... then I will have to mock you some more... officer :P[/quote] Great pic Sean! On the subject of viewing hi-res versions: [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 3 2007, 22.21' post='1035462']If people want to see them -that- badly...they can ask. ;)[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Oct 3 2007, 22.26' post='1035476']that's my policy too! :cheers:[/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 3 2007, 22.31' post='1035487']Now....how many PM's do you want to bet each of us gets? :leer:[/quote] Are your PM inboxes big enough? [b]HAT WATCH: A black hood, but in the foreground Jet has tied himself up with rope[/b] [quote name='Jhogo's Evil Twin' date='Oct 3 2007, 22.32' post='1035491']lots of catching up to do i was a little tied up :P[/quote] Very creative, good work Jet. [b]HAT WATCH: ToL with a green furry, erm, thing wrapped round her waist[/b] [quote name='Tears of Lys' date='Oct 3 2007, 22.43' post='1035526']I suddenly remembered Zak's plaid merkin and felt inspired, so I stole my dog's play toy. Looks like I'm getting attacked by a furry! Aiiiieeehhhh!!![/quote] [quote name='timmet' date='Oct 3 2007, 22.50' post='1035547']Well that will bring the manga crowd running. :stunned: Sweet, yet ... kinky.[/quote] [quote name='Ran' date='Oct 3 2007, 22.49' post='1035543']You're getting yiffed by a furry![/quote] Bwahahahaha! [b]HEADLINE: Noob alert[/b] [quote name='Uzumaki_Kiba' date='Oct 3 2007, 23.03' post='1035588']So, I'm pretty new to the boards, as y'all can see, and this is my first time even in the "General Chatter" section. But all those avatars of naked hawtness were popping up in the Ice and Fire boards (Arbor Gold wins) and somebody referred the confused Ice and Fire folks to this thread here. I'm not real familiar with... Well, any of this. It seemed from the first post like this is an annual thing or somethin'. Since you guys all seemed to know what was going on and know each other, so... Is this something that I wouldn't be able to participate in, or...? I just jump at the opportunity to take naked pictures of myself. I'm not naked on the internet near enough.[/quote] [quote name='Arbor Gold' date='Oct 3 2007, 23.06' post='1035597']Get naked, get a hat, cover the naughty bits, and jump in! Welcome to the boards![/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Oct 3 2007, 23.07' post='1035598']Uzumaki_Kiba, welcome to the boards! I'm sure I'll cross post wth a dozen others, but it's an annual week long event here. Everyone's welcome to join, so grab a hat and take a picture for us![/quote] [quote name='Uzumaki_Kiba' date='Oct 3 2007, 23.08' post='1035604']"Get naked, get a hat, cover the naughty bits, and jump in." Woo! Edit, 'cause I missed some posts.... Jeez, this goes fast: Blue Rose, thank you for the kind welcome... And jeez, that's a nice avatar. It looks like "hat" is used to describe it, yes? Hm. Thanks for quoting me there... Gave me a warm, fuzzy feeling.[/quote] Wonder what appearing in this review will do for him? Don't answer that. [b]HEADLINE: More skin than last year?[/b] [quote name='Teri Pettit' date='Oct 3 2007, 23.14' post='1035625']I missed NHAW last year (pretty much stayed away from the board for most of 2006, even though I think I joined in 2004.) For those who were here, was it pretty much the same, or are more of the pictures pushing the envelope this year?[/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 3 2007, 23.16' post='1035632']By the end of the week last year we had a few pretty aggressive pictures, but this year's edition has been pushing the envelope from day one and so far hasn't released the throttle. I for one would never have posted this picture last year.[/quote] [quote name='Kalbear' date='Oct 3 2007, 23.17' post='1035635']The pics are a lot more nekkid (Zollo and my avs are good examples of what it was like last year) and a lot less hatlike.[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Oct 3 2007, 23.20' post='1035646']oh come on now, most everyone has a hat, or something resembling or acting as a hat, somewhere in their pic. :D[/quote] [quote name='The Khaleesi' date='Oct 3 2007, 23.23' post='1035657']I have two hats![/quote] [quote name='potsherds' date='Oct 3 2007, 23.23' post='1035659']Heh. Yeah, it's definitely over the top. So much encouragement just revs folks up. I don't actually plan to change mine. I might, but I think I'm showing enough skin as it is. :P Folks are being pretty gutsy. Although some are damned artistic, I prefer the originality of some pics over the level of nekkidness, myself. :)[/quote] [quote name='Kalbear' date='Oct 3 2007, 23.32' post='1035686']I'm not complaining, mind you - just noting the differences. There was a lot more focus on weird hats last year and much less focus on weird places to put the hats. And there was even more participation last year.[/quote] Yeah I think more people joined in last year but more people have taken multiple shots so in total there have been more NHAW pics this time around. [b]HEADLINE: Outtakes[/b] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 3 2007, 23.48' post='1035738']You should have seen the outtakes. I had to ditch the first two versions of that picture...a little too much was showing. The hat got shifted upwards.[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Oct 3 2007, 23.49' post='1035743']Baz, outtake shots are trade-able by Pm :leer:[/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 3 2007, 23.49' post='1035744']Can I see the outtakes? :P (This thread has turned me into such a peeping tom. Don't mind me!)[/quote] [quote name='Lucky Pierre' date='Oct 4 2007, 00.03' post='1035764']Hmmm... If you are going that far... why bother with outtakes... Just take some good full ons! :)[/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 4 2007, 00.30' post='1035811']Why is that all to tempting? :P[/quote] Perhaps the power of NHAW has gone too far? [b]HEADLINE: Lord O' Buns'[/b] [quote name='Lord O' Bones' date='Oct 4 2007, 01.26' post='1035902']Sorry. Got distracted by a hockey game.[/quote] [quote name='Bronn Stone' date='Oct 3 2007, 23.47' post='1035735']Lord O'Buns needs a name change this week.[/quote] There is a nickname that is gonna stick! [quote name='Arbor Gold' date='Oct 4 2007, 01.49' post='1035932']Hockey>naked hatted avatar? Where are your priorities, man?[/quote] [quote name='Lord O' Bones' date='Oct 4 2007, 02.01' post='1035940']It's a sickness.[/quote] [quote name='scrahan' date='Oct 4 2007, 02.09' post='1035951']LoB most be a Canadian. Only those frozen Northmen could choose hockey over sexy.[/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 4 2007, 02.12' post='1035953']Blue Rose of the North suggests otherwise, or suggests that they are really missing out.[/quote] [quote name='scrahan' date='Oct 4 2007, 02.15' post='1035959']Blue isn't a north[i]man[/i].[/quote] [quote name='Lord O' Bones' date='Oct 4 2007, 02.26' post='1035984']Hockey [i]is[/i] sexy.[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Oct 4 2007, 02.26' post='1035985']I am an avid hockey fan myself, but I'm not sure I'd pick hockey over all the hattness here![/quote] and we thank you for that! [b]HEADLINE: Noob Alert 2[/b] [quote name='Isbeorn' date='Oct 4 2007, 03.28' post='1036083']Okay, I've been newbie lurking this thread all day so I figured I'd make my forum debut in the buff... Well mostly in the buff. Wearing my renaissance festival outfit sans a few pieces. Does the man in black's mask count as a hat?[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Oct 4 2007, 03.32' post='1036090']Yes it does! almost anything is counting as a hat this week! Welcome to the boards :)[/quote] [quote name='Isbeorn' date='Oct 4 2007, 04.21' post='1036186']Thanks all for the welcoming. Thanks to this thread and its hatness I burnt the macaroni for my dinner..... yeah, I know, how the fsck do you burn macaroni? :bang: Its so hard to stop hitting refresh...[/quote] [quote name='Arbor Gold' date='Oct 4 2007, 04.26' post='1036191']I fucked up macaroni once. Boiled the water, put the noodles in...and forgot about it. The water evaporated and the noodles formed a sticky, gooey, burned mess. I fail at culinary arts.[/quote] But you win at taking NHAW pics! [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 4 2007, 03.41' post='1036106']Nice. I will allow the mask as hat, due to noobness, and bravery of said noob. I really must crack down on you people. God. cats are now hats. i mean... i should be setting rules right? oh well. I do declare that belly dancer headress IS in fact a hat, as it is worn on the HEAD. um. not sure you can argue that about the cat? I ono. But whatev. I say hey, cat rhymes with hat, thats good enough for me. :)[/quote] [quote name='Starkess' date='Oct 4 2007, 03.46' post='1036119']Nice and bold! Orange is my fave color so I have to approve (plus you're awesome too)[/quote] [quote name='Wade1066' date='Oct 4 2007, 04.28' post='1036193']orange knit caps make me hard[/quote] TMI! [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 4 2007, 03.48' post='1036122']Thanks luv! but i thought [url="http://kuoi.com/~kamikaze/Sanrio/"]Hello Kitty[/url] was your favorite color.[/quote] [quote name='Starkess' date='Oct 4 2007, 03.56' post='1036135']Hello Kitty isn't a color silly :P And pink, her signature color, is only my 2nd fave[/quote] [quote name='Jhogo's Evil Twin' date='Oct 4 2007, 04.00' post='1036143'][url="http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/animal-abuse/japans-hello-kitty-cat-humiliation-system-282872.php"]for nora and GD[/url] :D[/quote] [quote name='Starkess' date='Oct 4 2007, 04.07' post='1036155']Awwwwwwwwww! I want!!! Need a cat first though...[/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 4 2007, 04.12' post='1036169']um. i looked at that. i wish i hadn't. :stunned: and nora. you just scared the bejesus out of me. *protects all cats from nora* ack![/quote] [quote name='Starkess' date='Oct 4 2007, 04.20' post='1036181']I'm kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidding! I would never do that to a poor innocent kitty!![/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 4 2007, 04.14' post='1036173']My cats are eying me with malevolence, because of that Hello Kitty cat costume. Oh dears, they may try an assassination attempt tonight. :unsure:[/quote] Anybody who bought that for their cats would deserve to be assassinated. [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 4 2007, 05.07' post='1036261']oh and i found the perfect Christmas present for Nora. :stunned: :stunned: [url="http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/fetch-me-my-hello-kitty-shotgun,-dolores/hello-kitty-keyboard-256318.php"]scariest present ever![/url][/quote] [quote name='Starkess' date='Oct 4 2007, 05.13' post='1036267']I've actually read that article because I want a wristpad for my keyboard, and I thought, gee, a HK one would be perfect!! But I could only find that...[i]monstrosity[/i]...which is an affront to true HK-lovers everywhere!![/quote] My girlfriend loves Hello Kitty and I am very much hoping she will not be bringing a vast collection of stuff like that with her when she moves in with me soon :uhoh: Teri Petit says she is gonna stop with the skin pics and stick to tiny hats on her toes: [quote name='Kat' date='Oct 4 2007, 03.48' post='1036124']I'm also leaving the skin pics to other people for now. I'm overcome with modesty, which is kind of funny considering I had no problem with making suburban LA more interesting by streaking, or getting naked in front of 42k people in the desert.[/quote] Now that sounds like an interesting story! [b]HEADLINE: soIaF makes some observations[/b] [quote name='Soul on Ice and Fire' date='Oct 4 2007, 03.53' post='1036131']My favorite so far is Potsherds. The look she is throwing out is so damn saucy. ETA: Reminds me of Lena Olin in The Unbearable Lightness of Being. Starkess's is interesting and interesting as well. I don't think that uniform is regulation :) Ran's is quite disturbing, he appears to be wearing eyeshadow. Blue Rose is nice as well.[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Oct 4 2007, 04.03' post='1036150']thank you! and I like the hat in your av, very...interesting ;)[/quote] [quote name='Soul on Ice and Fire' date='Oct 4 2007, 04.10' post='1036162']Not me, it's from a weird French movie. I'm basically of the opinion none of the men should post anything from the neck down on this board. Myself included.[/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 4 2007, 04.12' post='1036167']Posting right below Soul just to annoy him. It's all neck down.[/quote] Bwahahahaha! [b]HEADLINE: Xray and Mr X join the fun[/b] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 3 2007, 23.54' post='1035748']Mr. X reports that he has, in fact, packed the camera, and so hopefully there will be new avatars for the both of us come tomorrow. :D[/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 4 2007, 02.03' post='1035944']Just waiting for Mr. X to arrive home... Impatient![/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 4 2007, 02.27' post='1035987']I'm debating if I should be taking pictures with a cocktail in my mitts.[/quote] [quote name='Lord O' Bones' date='Oct 4 2007, 02.30' post='1035990']Are you saying that you have occasional moments [i]without[/i] a cocktail in your mitts?[/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 4 2007, 02.32' post='1035995']*sssshhhh* [size=1]yes[/size].[/quote] I don't believe it! [b]HELMET WATCH: Both Mr X and Xray have the same knights helmet in their pics, Mr X sat at a computer wearing it on his head and Xray covering her torso[/b] [quote name='Mr. X' date='Oct 4 2007, 04.40' post='1036208']Well, at least I remembered to bring the camera home.[/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 4 2007, 04.41' post='1036209']that av makes me giggle. lol[/quote] [quote name='Mr. X' date='Oct 4 2007, 04.42' post='1036211']Excellent. My job here is done.[/quote] [quote name='Jhogo's Evil Twin' date='Oct 4 2007, 04.43' post='1036213']is that the same helmet on both your avs?[/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 4 2007, 04.44' post='1036215']No! [size=1]yes.[/size] (it was a house-warming gift from friends...along with a Komarck print of Gregor Clegane.)[/quote] [quote name='timmet' date='Oct 4 2007, 04.48' post='1036225']Now there's a thing to keep around the house. Some kind of stylized jousting helmet? "In between melees, we use it to store chick peas!" OMG, those are fabulous pics. You two have a couple days to catch up on....[/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 4 2007, 04.49' post='1036230']I should store chickpeas in it. Although right now it sits atop the bar; IMHO the perfect place for a helmet of violence. Also, timmet -- make sure you get enough warmth and fluids tonight! I will not have you succumb to exposure simply because Hereward, niamh and I have tractor fetishes! :love: :whip:[/quote] [quote name='Ser Stubby' date='Oct 4 2007, 04.54' post='1036240']X-ray and Mr X: As I said to Barry - I thought helmets were not allowed to be shown under the rules of NHAW? Nevertheless, very cool.[/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 4 2007, 04.56' post='1036244']Naked HELMETED Avatar Week! Some of us simply need the protection. My breasts, for example, are not happy unless encased in metal.[/quote] [quote name='timmet' date='Oct 4 2007, 05.06' post='1036257']Aww, that's sweet. I really wanted a full horizontal lay-out inside the raised tractor bucket with a flower in my my teeth -- but that would require a) someone to shoot the pic; and b) actually starting a fifty-year-old tractor. The latter involves jumper cables. Don't want jumper cables anywhere near my nekkid bits.[/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 4 2007, 05.18' post='1036275']Seriously timmet. For effort, i give you the prize. I mean. OUTSIDE. with a TRACTOR, and a HAT, and its PRETTY, and its WELL SHOT, and... and... and... i mean. it is the essence of HAT.[/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 4 2007, 13.34' post='1036772']timmet -- please do keep the jumper cables away from your tender bits. currently we fight for the helmet, but I figure we can work a rota to keep harmony in the relationship. I do get to claim precedence for internet fighting, though, as I've 2 modding gigs and need the protection. Besides, I own something like 15 hats, most of which haven't ever made it into INHAW. Perhaps a smaller one will make its debut tonight. You know, the second that M and B handed over that helmet, both Mr. X and I thought "Hot Damn! That's perfect for NHAW!" Yes, we're that dorky.[/quote] Hahahaha! The helmet is awesome incarnate. [b]HAT WATCH: Starkers appears here with a towel wrapped round her head[/b] [quote name='Starkess' date='Oct 4 2007, 05.17' post='1036272']Here's a new one for me to last through the night...it's the Nora-just-got-out-of-the-shower-after-the-gym-and-is-one-of-those-unfortunate-people- who-get-really-red-in-the-face-when-working-out-and-for-some-reason-is- making-a-very-weird-face look!![/quote] You still look beautiful Nora. [b]HAT WATCH: Bormon wearing a gold crown on his bare bottom while lying on a bed[/b] [quote name='Bormon' date='Oct 4 2007, 05.15' post='1036269']Somebody once said that they should "crown" my ass :D[/quote] [quote name='Ser Stubby' date='Oct 4 2007, 05.17' post='1036273']What happened to the 'bone?[/quote] [quote name='Bormon' date='Oct 4 2007, 05.19' post='1036277']I'm not partial to the "bone" on that side of me ;)[/quote] :uhoh: [b]HEADLINE: Modesty be damned![/b] [quote name='Brienne of Tarth' date='Oct 4 2007, 05.49' post='1036319']I come home drunk on swing dance, and I see this :cheers: I prefer to just be the audience for now ;). And you guys are all nuts. 84 pages? 84?! Edit: Lol, I meant drunk on dancing. Although it's almost the same thing.[/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 4 2007, 05.52' post='1036326']Brienne! Brienne! Brienne! Brienne! Brienne! Brienne! Brienne! Brienne! Do it :devil:[/quote] [quote name='Brienne of Tarth' date='Oct 4 2007, 05.54' post='1036328']Hahahahaha. You know I'm an exhibitionist, don't you? I will be modest, for once. ;)[/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 4 2007, 05.55' post='1036331']I don't believe you. You'll have to prove it. :kiss:[/quote] [quote name='Brienne of Tarth' date='Oct 4 2007, 05.57' post='1036333']Maybe I will. Oh dear. I have no batteries in my camera. Oh well. *stops being a tease and walks away resolutely* I think I might find those batteries because I'm somewhat inspired by the girls here. Everyone is lovely.[/quote] [quote name='Ser Sean' date='Oct 4 2007, 06.06' post='1036351']Do so, its the law! :P[/quote] Sadly Brienne stayed modest. Maybe next year! [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Oct 4 2007, 09.06' post='1036508']Oh sweet Jesus. 86 pages. This thing is unreadable now.[/quote] [quote name='kiko' date='Oct 4 2007, 09.24' post='1036521']you are reading the posts? :leaving:[/quote] Never fear leave it to me. Is this review finished yet? What do you mean half way! Dammit I'm gonna kill myself doing this :tantrum: [quote name='Ser Barry' date='Oct 4 2007, 09.30' post='1036525']*insert excuse to show new av here*[/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 4 2007, 13.34' post='1036772']Barry, you have the most romantic headgear.[/quote] [quote name='Ser Stubby' date='Oct 4 2007, 14.29' post='1036901']Barry, I feel compelled to ask. Do you own the rest of that fursuit?[/quote] [quote name='Anubiel' date='Oct 4 2007, 10.22' post='1036553']This thread works better than coffee.... :wideeyed:[/quote] [quote name='buy one get one free' date='Oct 4 2007, 13.31' post='1036769']I know whut you mean, Anubiel, and its more addicting, too[/quote] So true. [quote name='Mexal' date='Oct 4 2007, 11.53' post='1036631']Has there been a Zak sighting yet?[/quote] [quote name='kiko' date='Oct 4 2007, 12.02' post='1036637']If you have to ask the answer is NO![/quote] [quote name='Caligua' date='Oct 4 2007, 12.04' post='1036642']Okay, this will probably be my last new av of the week.[/quote] [quote name='tenalpia' date='Oct 4 2007, 12.11' post='1036650']I am strangely drawn to Canterbury as the next location for a meet... just can't quite work out why... :unsure: ;)[/quote] [quote name='Ser Laron' date='Oct 4 2007, 12.14' post='1036657']Do you mind if I feel a bit of heterosexual body envy?[/quote] [quote name='tenalpia' date='Oct 4 2007, 12.18' post='1036661']Have to say you haven't got too much to worry about especially since you brought back my 'geek-girl-fantasy' av :)[/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 4 2007, 14.16' post='1036874']hi-res chest hair! w00t! ;) (the same does not go for ass-crack BTW. Keep that lo-res, you pervs)[/quote] [quote name='Isbeorn' date='Oct 4 2007, 14.21' post='1036885']Morning all, and don't listen to Mrs X, hi-res butt crack is fine if you ask me. ;)[/quote] Contradicting a mod is such a noob mistake. [quote name='niamh O'Toole' date='Oct 4 2007, 14.18' post='1036879']I've been thinking about locating blue paint today to do some Boudicca impression. F*cking geek me.[/quote] [quote name='morair_sneachd' date='Oct 4 2007, 14.36' post='1036912']*faints* The celtic history part of me is currently away having a private moment. Please do. Will begging help? :bow:[/quote] [quote name='pat5150' date='Oct 4 2007, 14.39' post='1036917']Just posted about this on the blog! :P I said that the wait for [i]A Dance with Dragons[/i] drove you guys to do this! It will be fun to read GRRM's email about this phenomenon! ;) Ran, please tell me you're not working on those Wild Card questions in your birthday suit! The same goes for you Mormont! Keep it up, guys! Patrick P.S. It occurs to me that there really should be a Miss Westeros pageant, you know! my vote goes out to Anubiel![/quote] [quote name='Anubiel' date='Oct 4 2007, 15.04' post='1036959']The day I appear in a pageant, is the day hell freezes over. Or ADWD is released. Whichever comes first. :P[/quote] [quote name='Eye of the Tiger' date='Oct 4 2007, 15.05' post='1036962']Gee I really hope ADWD comes out tomorrow![/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 4 2007, 15.06' post='1036963'] agreed. hat or hat like object must be IN picture. Of course hat like objects now include cats and masks, but none the less at least they are IN the picture. Im losing control! nhaw is a monster! Yeah, see I thought of this. But then SR talked to me, and explained very thoroughly that a mask is a hat. She convinced me. Indeed. i see she convinced you as well. :) ill bring them back just for you! for ashort period of time. i love it! awesomeness and HATness. also, as aforementioned masks=hats, so you are within regulation. no shit. love this one too! i can't keep up damnit. maybe i need more hats. although i've already gone through FOUR different hats. hee hee! thanks. its not my fav, but i had to get the orange beanie in, cuz its my favorite hat. um houndread. THANK YOU. *is happy* alright peeps. i'm gonna fly through avs today. because ALAS! *cries* the end of nhaw is in sight! *cries more* so keep an eye out. the old school pirate one may make an appearance briefly as well. now that's classic. don't miss it. and keep it HAT. and since zak is still missing, i hereby claim usurption of nhaw. :P [/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 4 2007, 15.08' post='1036967'] Good man! *is proud* ok, stuff i forgot. and this is IMPORTANT!!! PAY ATTENTION!!! niamh, anubiel, rose, and houndread. i. am. officially. dying. i've been trying not to profess undying sincere love. but i can no longer hold back. hot damn women. [/quote] [quote name='Crow's Eye' date='Oct 4 2007, 15.15' post='1036976'] Unbelievable. Why did I have to get crazy-busy at work during NHAW? I was fully prepared to contribute this year, too. Maybe I can still get something done tonight. As a non-con person, I haven't had the pleasure of putting faces (or other body parts) with many of the names here - I must admit, there are a lot of hat people on this board. GD - hats off...er..on to you for spearheading NHAW in Zak's absence. Without taking anything away from everyone else, I have to admit you may well be the hattest boarder here... [/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Oct 4 2007, 15.22' post='1036989'] Wow, people. The pretty has simply slagged my brain. Next year I'm going to have to schedule a vacation week for this because nothing productive will happen. My hat's... erm... off to you all. [/quote] [quote name='Zakalwe7' date='Oct 4 2007, 15.37' post='1037030'] Everybody is looking HAT-tastic this year!! Sorry for missing so much of it. I was away in the Cairngorms organising a conference. And annoyingly i am busy as hell today catching up on the bazillion emails that i have. So it's just going to have to be an oldie from last year for me. Well done everybody. Great to see so many new folk taking part and well done GD, you've done a great job (although i knew that you would from the start :) ) I hope that this year's NHAW is giving fun to lots of folk and encouraging you to do your bit for a more accepting attitude to the human body (and hats). :cheers: [/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 4 2007, 15.39' post='1037037'] ahhhh, the king appears!!!!! YAYAYYAYA. hi zak babes, glad you are pleased. i've done my best ~!!! i'll have to rotate through my other five avs today so you can see them. we'll catch you up my lad. indeed. and happy fucking birthday also!!!! glad you got home safe. kiss needle for me. [/quote] [quote name='Zakalwe7' date='Oct 4 2007, 16.03' post='1037097'] Oh and by the way, last year the # of pages in the default setting was 99pages so we are well on course for breaking that this year. woot! [/quote] [quote name='Lucky Pierre' date='Oct 4 2007, 16.19' post='1037135'] Breaking 100k views would be HAT! eta: and changing the thread title to NAKED HATTED AVATARS WEEK would garner a lot more hits than just NHAW.... ;) [/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 4 2007, 16.30' post='1037163'] could i perhaps convince you that you are "curious" and want to "try the other side?" [/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Oct 4 2007, 16.33' post='1037178'] Pehaps you could! ;) I bet people would be happy if we took pics....or let them watch :lol: [/quote] [quote name='Mexal' date='Oct 4 2007, 16.34' post='1037185'] *raises hand on both accounts* Blue, I give you permission to leave me for GD. That'd be super HAT! [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 4 2007, 16.36' post='1037191'] [size=7]ZAK![/size] :) [/quote] [quote name='Regina' date='Oct 4 2007, 16.59' post='1037246'] [color="#FF0000"][size=5]Zak!!!! [/size][/color] :grouphug: *pouts and stamps foot* Fine then, I'll have to oogle someone else! *oogles Niamh* I thought all the tractor prOn references were just a board in-joke. I was so worng! [/quote] [quote name='timmet' date='Oct 4 2007, 17.19' post='1037282'] Back to an earlier one, upsize available. So many fine avs & they change so fast -- is there a chance of a NHAW Week in Review, style of fing? It might be fun if everyone (who wishes to) could make a "slideshow" composite of their avs, sort of like needle's animation. Post it at thread's end so everyone can remind themselves of the [s]booty[/s] beauty that has been. What's required technically? All hail GD, the EmoPirate (she'll take your ship, then agonize about it in late-night phone calls) for driving this thread along. And Zak's back! *fastens seatbelt* *Imagines Naimh in woad* Picts! We want Picts! Naked, screaming, and blue! [/quote] [quote name='The Stranger' date='Oct 4 2007, 17.20' post='1037286'] :wideeyed: jesus, some of the hatness this year is making last year look like a state fair in Provo... i am so full of hat it should be illegal right now. [/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Oct 4 2007, 17.23' post='1037293'] timmet, your avs remind me of a stetson ad you'd find in vanity fair [/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 4 2007, 17.45' post='1037343'] GD, I'd go lesbian for you. [/quote] [quote name='buy one get one free' date='Oct 4 2007, 17.50' post='1037360'] I like the scarf. I was thinking of doing a longassed scarf around my noggin (since I don't have a matching hat like you) and hanging down. [/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Oct 4 2007, 18.08' post='1037415'] The comments about your eyes are spot on, GD. Might not be possible for you to take a bad pic. BOGO, use a scarf if you must, but don't cover your hair with it. Looks great in that shot. Geez, you'd think I was a Director or sumptin'. [/quote] [quote name='Derfel Cadarn' date='Oct 4 2007, 18.17' post='1037437'] I don't have many hats so this santa one will have to do... [/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 4 2007, 18.39' post='1037482'] Alright, ladies and gentlemen so inclined, I've finished what was a very poor morning photo shoot. I might try for better results in a little bit, but here is the best of the slim pickings: [url="http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j159/bazzlebane/NHAW07-Wink.jpg"]Wink[/url] [url="http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j159/bazzlebane/NHAW07-Tippedback.jpg"]Mirror mirror on the wall[/url] [url="http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j159/bazzlebane/NHAW07-Blur.jpg"]Blur[/url] You all choose my next avatar. [/quote] [quote name='The Stranger' date='Oct 4 2007, 18.56' post='1037508'] guess what folks: the race is on for post TWO THOUSAND good hatting, soldiers! :pirate: [/quote] [quote name='kiko' date='Oct 4 2007, 18.58' post='1037511'] we have a race? And then? The 2000th boarder gets a collection of the best avatars? [/quote] [quote name='prod' date='Oct 4 2007, 19.01' post='1037520'] [size=6][b]OMG I FORGOT NHAW!!! DAMMIT!!! IM RETURNING TOMORROW WITH A VENGEANCE!!! [/b][/size] [/quote] [quote name='The Stranger' date='Oct 4 2007, 19.01' post='1037521'] more likely the winner will be fired and then face a criminal investigation for lewd behavior. [/quote] [quote name='Maltaran' date='Oct 4 2007, 19.04' post='1037527'] Inspired by Bormon's av, I've also gone and got my instrument out. I think mine is larger than his ;) Also, it means I can use a Brassed Off quote as my title. Bonus! [/quote] [quote name='Bormon' date='Oct 4 2007, 19.07' post='1037535'] :rofl: Mines longer ;) Now it looks like we have a pair of brass ones :lol: [/quote] [quote name='kiko' date='Oct 4 2007, 19.10' post='1037539'] ahh! the pain :P don't blow your own horn, boys! [/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 4 2007, 19.26' post='1037577'] it does just fine. it is after all an actual HAT. prod luv. Been WONDERING when you'd come around. i only warned th whole board TWICE. :P hee hee. glad you are coming to join grogmosh. I've missed you. well mel. the saucepan is more of a pot. and also. it is being worn ON the head, therefore = hat. besides which i've actually WORN a pot as a hat. so i had no debate. [/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 4 2007, 19.29' post='1037588'] Finally caught up again! I just have to say I will never look at half the board the same way again. Thank you all for that. :P [/quote] [quote name='Eye of the Tiger' date='Oct 4 2007, 19.34' post='1037596'] New one. This one is in the work area, had to cut the bottom off because of the junk showing. ETA: THis is my bosses work area :devil: [/quote] [quote name='Maltaran' date='Oct 4 2007, 19.35' post='1037599'] I think half the board (the male half) won't be looking at [i]you [/i]the same way again either :leer: Bormon: I think that clears all the puns out of the way :P [/quote] [quote name='buy one get one free' date='Oct 4 2007, 19.35' post='1037600'] you may have found your next career! I live in the boonies and have a couple acres of woodsy backyards. It's great to step outside of my bedroom right after a shower to cool off on a summer morning. [/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 4 2007, 19.41' post='1037619'] First come, first served. But I just took some new ones*, so it might not last long -- especially since I should give niamh's pick some love too. *Including my first and perhaps regrettable ass shot. If I don't lose my nerve before posting it. [/quote] [quote name='Harlot' date='Oct 4 2007, 19.43' post='1037625'] I've said it before. Jim, you are just one seriously crazy dude. CNN Headline tomorrow: "Marine in Japan court-martialed for naked photos in commanding officers work area" Story uncovers bizarre website supposedly dedicated to a fantasy book series. :lmao: [/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Oct 4 2007, 19.44' post='1037633'] Page 100! Hatness abounds, I love it! [/quote] [quote name='Eye of the Tiger' date='Oct 4 2007, 19.46' post='1037638'] It is not the BIG boss, but yes they could easily be monitoring what I am doing :dunno: [/quote] [quote name='Matrim Fox Cauthon' date='Oct 4 2007, 19.47' post='1037643'] I bet that forum membership would shoot up exponentially too, and I kind of now wish that this really would happen. [/quote] [quote name='Bormon' date='Oct 4 2007, 19.49' post='1037649'] I wonder what GRRM's take on all this tom foolery would be? i bet he would love it! [/quote] [quote name='Mexal' date='Oct 4 2007, 19.49' post='1037650'] I like fish. [/quote] post 2000. [quote name='Harlot' date='Oct 4 2007, 19.50' post='1037658'] "Sir, that is not my ass. Sir." [/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 4 2007, 19.51' post='1037664'] page 100!!!!!! OFFICIALLY OUTDOING LAST YEAR~~~~~!!!!!!!! [/quote] [quote name='Eye of the Tiger' date='Oct 4 2007, 19.57' post='1037684'] There is also [url="http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h10/sleazybar/nhaw/work3s.jpg"]this[/url] from work. [/quote] [quote name='Lucky Pierre' date='Oct 4 2007, 19.58' post='1037685'] Dude.. where did this come from? [/quote] [quote name='Robert's Last Bastard' date='Oct 4 2007, 19.59' post='1037692'] Jesus Bazz- these eyes will never be the same again. *goes looking for the pasty man-ass filter again* [/quote] [quote name='Ser Mel T' date='Oct 4 2007, 20.00' post='1037697'] :rofl: Yes , Sir , America's finest . I r impressed . Holy crap , Bazz , you look tense ;) [/quote] [quote name='Robert's Last Bastard' date='Oct 4 2007, 20.01' post='1037700'] 2000th post- he had to be quick, and that was the best he came up with :dunno: [/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 4 2007, 20.02' post='1037704'] Actually, I'm not. I found on my 3-4 attempts at taking this picture that it looked better when I didn't tense up. [/quote] [quote name='niamh O'Toole' date='Oct 4 2007, 20.03' post='1037707'] Too late, but I got a crayon. I'm struggling with designs now, and what choice of a hat on a naturally naked and naked war paint. :P Fuck me that's brave *goes to check inbox* [/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 4 2007, 20.03' post='1037709'] I'm not going nude sunbathing just to keep you happy. You're just gonna have to like it pasty. It's white or red, I have no in between "tan" settings. [/quote] [quote name='Ser Mel T' date='Oct 4 2007, 20.05' post='1037715'] Go spirals and triangles and stuff , Maybe NHAW across the cleavage , that was what I was thinking anyway . But definately spirals . [/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 4 2007, 20.06' post='1037718'] Nah, no writing. Just arcane symbols like spirals and braids and stuff. [/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 4 2007, 20.06' post='1037719'] You really thought that out. Glad to see i'm not the only one. :P [/quote] [quote name='scrahan' date='Oct 4 2007, 20.09' post='1037729'] Definitely agree on the spirals, but frankly, as a hot naked redhead, you could draw what ever you want and we'll still love it. [/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 4 2007, 20.11' post='1037732'] Not to mention: [SPOILER=Way TMI]My other hand is holding my naughty bits so they don't show up in the picture.[/SPOILER] [/quote] [quote name='Eye of the Tiger' date='Oct 4 2007, 20.13' post='1037736'] Shit I wish I would have thought of that. [SPOILER=Goes along with Bazz]The reason why my pic is not full, could not think of the holding part with the fear of gtting caught[/SPOILER] Edit for spoiler. [/quote] [quote name='kiko' date='Oct 4 2007, 20.13' post='1037738'] you could have solved that problem without a hand :P [/quote] [quote name='kiko' date='Oct 4 2007, 20.17' post='1037750'] wow! Bazz and GD have over 100 posts. You Sir and Madam are spammers! [/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Oct 4 2007, 20.19' post='1037757'] Chuh. Amatures. [/quote] [quote name='Matrim Fox Cauthon' date='Oct 4 2007, 20.21' post='1037763'] Somehow, I get the feeling that GRRM would be the type who would want to join in on the fun. [/quote] [quote name='Harlot' date='Oct 4 2007, 20.25' post='1037779'] a pot, a collander and now a wok. Where will this madness end? Does a muffin pan count? Great pic Dunny. :) [/quote] [quote name='Dunhallym' date='Oct 4 2007, 20.30' post='1037796'] It's not a wok. I don't even know the name of that thing in English (if Niamh can help, it's a "passoire"), but it changes from my grandma's knitted (is that correct?) hat. And thanks BTW. I think my skills with the crappy webcam are slightly improving :P The power of NHAW is such that when I get home, instead of packing my stuff for my moving as I should, I take pictures. I'll see which other ones I post... ETA: apparently it's a colander, learnt a new word today ;) [/quote] [quote name='Anubiel' date='Oct 4 2007, 20.32' post='1037802'] Speaking of missing persons (well, I am anyway). Where is Paddy? I have warm memories of him from last years NHAW.. :mellow: [/quote] [quote name='Starkess' date='Oct 4 2007, 20.34' post='1037804'] Love the culinary trend in the "hats." Y'all are looking GAAAAAAAAAAAWGEOUS!!!! And HANDSOME! And [b]HAT[/b]!!! [/quote] [quote name='Eye of the Tiger' date='Oct 4 2007, 20.36' post='1037809'] If last year some one told me I would be on a message board posting pics of my self nude, I would call them crazy. [/quote] [quote name='Mexal' date='Oct 4 2007, 20.37' post='1037811'] Instead, we get to call you crazy :) [/quote] [quote name='Teri Pettit' date='Oct 4 2007, 20.48' post='1037845'] :lmao: Harlot, second hilarious comment on EotT's work post! Speaking of work, I am really wondering how you are spinning your NHAW time as billable hours. [/quote] [quote name='Harlot' date='Oct 4 2007, 20.54' post='1037869'] I promise Dunny. You can trust me. :devil: A very good question. I have not been spinning them, I just haven't worked very many of them this week. NHAW will be the ruin of me. [/quote] [quote name='Starkess' date='Oct 4 2007, 20.56' post='1037877'] I agree, this is one of those I-never-would-have-believed-it things for me! I've always been painfully self-conscious about my body. But a week of ignoring modesty is kind of fun!! New one for me :hat: [/quote] [quote name='niamh O'Toole' date='Oct 4 2007, 20.59' post='1037887'] I guessed right away. I'm filthy like that. Great idea!!!!! Check LJ in a bit for trial run in *green* :lol: Why oh why did Ireland get booted out of the World Cup now that I have a television worthy war paint??? Aye, colander. Not calendar :P He can't muster any enthusiasm for it this year (sort of sic) [/quote] [quote name='Mexal' date='Oct 4 2007, 21.00' post='1037890'] Nora, it looks like you're having a blast!!!! :) Yet another very HAT picture!!! Keep them coming!! Beware of the exclamation marks!! :fence: [/quote] [quote name='Teri Pettit' date='Oct 4 2007, 21.01' post='1037894'] And here I thought it was an allusion to [url="http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php?s=&showtopic=22993&view=findpost&p=1034841"]the story I told in TTTNE[/url]. [/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 4 2007, 21.01' post='1037895'] There is such a thing as modesty left on this board? [/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Oct 4 2007, 21.03' post='1037900'] Ok I am now in. This was taken just a few mins ago, just before securtiy did a walk through of my office. Yes I was still nakid. No they did not See me. [/quote] [quote name='Diceman' date='Oct 4 2007, 21.04' post='1037905'] I'll join the ones who said they'd never consider doing this until recently. I wouldn't have thought I could post even a normal picture of me, fully clothed and all, and here I am, bare-assed for the world to see. NHAW should go global. [/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Oct 4 2007, 21.06' post='1037912'] Would end all war. Who'd have the time...? [/quote] [quote name='TerraPrime' date='Oct 4 2007, 21.06' post='1037913'] Bazz: Thank you. I didn't get to vote on that avatar, but man, it was awesome. Of all the excellent male asses shown this time around, and excellent ones they are, I'm putting the favor for the Ass of Beauty and Grace on you. Now turn around so I can hang the ribbon somewhere. [/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Oct 4 2007, 21.12' post='1037927'] Back to this one, by request. Yay Pebbles! Good work on work NHAW picture taking! [/quote] [quote name='Mexal' date='Oct 4 2007, 21.13' post='1037932'] You know...I was probably thinking about it sub-consciously, which is why it was the first thing that came to my mind. [/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Oct 4 2007, 21.21' post='1037958'] More ass! gosh men, there sure are some sexy asses on this board :drool: [/quote] [quote name='kastor' date='Oct 4 2007, 21.23' post='1037964'] I wonder how many people actually read this thread? ETA: My poor son, like his mother, has no booty. [/quote] [quote name='scrahan' date='Oct 4 2007, 21.23' post='1037967'] I can't understand that for the life of me. You're beautiful enough for me to ignore the fact you're conservative. And for a liberal hippy type o' guy like myself, that's high praise. [/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Oct 4 2007, 21.24' post='1037970'] I'm just here for the articles. Really. [/quote] [quote name='Starkess' date='Oct 4 2007, 21.28' post='1037980'] :blush: Thanks! (And you're a liberal hippie type??? That hat does an amazing job of covering the horns! :P) [/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 4 2007, 21.30' post='1037982'] I swear I am -dead- serious when I ask this. And i'm not trying to be funny. So uh... I have a friend who wants to know why your ass is so red in your av. [/quote] [quote name='scrahan' date='Oct 4 2007, 21.33' post='1037993'] Removed, at the same time I had laser surgery to get rid of my pesky 666 birthmark. [/quote] [quote name='mcbigski' date='Oct 2 2007, 14.48' post='1031520']Tried to join in, but my digital camera is so very cheap that doesn't take pictures well indoors. All I could get was a blur. If I get my hands on a better camera then I'll put something together. Not terribly big on wearing hats either, but I do have a ceramic sombrero that's meant to be a nacho serving dish.[/quote] [quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Oct 4 2007, 21.40' post='1038010'] I would like to see you use that ceramic sombrero. Prefarably doing the same pose as Matrim Fox Cauthon. [/quote] [quote name='Nakkie' date='Oct 4 2007, 21.42' post='1038017'] Alright, coming out of lurker status for the occasion [/quote] [quote name='Isbeorn' date='Oct 4 2007, 21.46' post='1038023'] I fear for your safety if your security can walk through and some how miss a naked hatted female. :) never the less, nice job on the NHA at work. [/quote] [quote name='niamh O'Toole' date='Oct 4 2007, 21.53' post='1038039'] NAKKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! :lol: [/quote] [quote name='Nakkie' date='Oct 4 2007, 21.54' post='1038047'] Man, this thread is going to ruin my post count... :tantrum: [/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 4 2007, 21.55' post='1038050'] You could always stop posting. But then that would leave your fans in the dark. [/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Oct 4 2007, 21.59' post='1038064'] lol are you striving for a low count? [/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Oct 4 2007, 22.03' post='1038071'] Let's see how an artsy view of my ass works. [/quote] [quote name='Maltaran' date='Oct 4 2007, 22.04' post='1038074'] It works rather well, especially with the glittery hat. [/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 4 2007, 22.04' post='1038076'] Works fine if you ask me. :thumbsup: [/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 4 2007, 22.06' post='1038080'] I thought it was a pimp hat. :hat: [/quote] [quote name='tenalpia' date='Oct 4 2007, 22.06' post='1038082'] I am going to use this :drool: for the first time evah - proof that your ass is HAT :D [/quote] [quote name='Maltaran' date='Oct 4 2007, 22.08' post='1038088'] I just did a google search for "naked hat" and found [url="http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=67365&in_page_id=2"]this article[/url] [/quote] [quote name='Anubiel' date='Oct 4 2007, 22.09' post='1038092'] I'd say Relic better watch his back/ass, he's got competition! [/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Oct 4 2007, 22.11' post='1038097'] Aight. Which boarder is this? C'mon, fess up. [/quote] [quote name='Lord O' Bones' date='Oct 4 2007, 22.16' post='1038111'] :lol: Honestly, it's probably a combination of bad lighting and a crappy cell phone camera. It's actually very, very, white. [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 4 2007, 22.18' post='1038116'] Lord O Buns -- n00b. the proper answer is "Mating Call" [/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 4 2007, 22.20' post='1038118'] It kinda looks like it's blushing. [/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Oct 4 2007, 22.20' post='1038119'] Thanks everyone. :D I'll remember that if I ever consider a career change. [/quote] [quote name='Werthead' date='Oct 4 2007, 22.22' post='1038122'] Wok's up, lemmings? :cheers: [/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Oct 4 2007, 22.24' post='1038125'] Ok so you have had the Hard Hat. Now for something brave. Please note These where taken at work. ;) [/quote] [quote name='Ser Mel T' date='Oct 4 2007, 22.27' post='1038133'] Book pron for Xray . Wow - the Cambridge encylopaedia of human evolution really does cover everything :thumbsup: [/quote] [quote name='michael jon snow' date='Oct 4 2007, 22.27' post='1038134'] Wow Pebbles! I can only imagine what was on the camera that got stolen. [/quote] [quote name='firqoret' date='Oct 4 2007, 22.28' post='1038137'] Woah... This thread feels like Zeno's paradox. No matter how fast I try to read it, there's always a new page cropping up that wasn't there before. ETA: See! I'm proving my own point. There's no end to the madness!@#$ [/quote] [quote name='kiko' date='Oct 4 2007, 22.31' post='1038144'] yes, it is really a stupid book. You should have used [url="http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1905000/images/_1909236_smallest_book300.jpg"]this[/url] [/quote] [quote name='Balefont' date='Oct 4 2007, 22.38' post='1038165'] wholey fuck. this is what I get when I come home from vacation?! I'm just laughing my ass off over here thinking of how many of your pics have been frantically saved to frosty's hard drive. :lol: [/quote] [quote name='michael jon snow' date='Oct 4 2007, 22.40' post='1038169'] He claims he is on vacation. Even had a self-vanity say fair-well to frosty thread and everything [/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Oct 4 2007, 22.44' post='1038180'] They are always hiring, and the amount of times i have nearly been caught tonight don't bare thinking about [/quote] [quote name='Balefont' date='Oct 4 2007, 22.45' post='1038186'] and you all fell for that shit? Weakest. Alibi. Ever. [/quote] [quote name='Jacen' date='Oct 4 2007, 22.50' post='1038202'] when is the last day for this madnesS? [/quote] [quote name='mcbigski' date='Oct 4 2007, 22.51' post='1038204'] The ceramic sombrero is rather heavy. You're joining the fun might just help me to support the cause, if you get my drift... [/quote] [quote name='niamh O'Toole' date='Oct 4 2007, 22.54' post='1038212'] I'm putting in an official request for the Zollock to join in, too.* [size=1]*Provided there are hats big enough.[/size] [/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 4 2007, 22.54' post='1038213'] It doesn't end. This is the -real- thread that never ends. :leaving: [/quote] [quote name='Ser Mel T' date='Oct 4 2007, 22.56' post='1038219'] Whoah , is teh net big enough ? * brace * [/quote] [quote name='michael jon snow' date='Oct 4 2007, 22.57' post='1038220'] Actually this is basically what TTTNE is all the time. eta:except without the nekid avs. [/quote] [quote name='niamh O'Toole' date='Oct 4 2007, 22.59' post='1038230'] OK, I have to ask. Is that a [i]vacuum cleaner[/i]? :lol: [/quote] [quote name='Ser Laron' date='Oct 4 2007, 23.01' post='1038234'] In all seriousness, this might be a good time to stop. I'm just trying to figure out what would be worse: be fired or being the butt of ribald jokes for the next two years. In other news, Robin needs a break. Blowing the Horn of Gondor in the meantime. [/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 4 2007, 23.01' post='1038237'] I need to pop in there more often. You guys have all the fun. :P [/quote] [quote name='mormont' date='Oct 4 2007, 23.11' post='1038251'] Another day, another hood. [/quote] [quote name='The Khaleesi' date='Oct 4 2007, 23.14' post='1038259'] Can I ask why you have so many hoods? [/quote] [quote name='Kalbear' date='Oct 4 2007, 23.15' post='1038261'] Madness? THIS. IS. NHAW! Because the boyz in the hood are always hard? [/quote] [quote name='morningsword' date='Oct 4 2007, 23.49' post='1038328'] You had better hope that GRRM doesn't get enticed to come over here! He'll never leave the NHAW thread like the rest of us, and we'll never see ADwD. :lol: glad to see you joined us with that av - awesome! [/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 4 2007, 23.55' post='1038348'] Has this caused anyone else to walk around their house naked for no reason what so ever? [/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Oct 4 2007, 23.56' post='1038354'] No but its caused me to get nakid while at work [/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 4 2007, 23.59' post='1038362'] Same difference really. [/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Oct 5 2007, 00.07' post='1038385'] time for me to go for a while, keep up the hatness all! and I changed back to this av, new ones coming for tomorrow! [/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Oct 5 2007, 00.10' post='1038401'] *Clears "To Do" list for tomorrow. * [/quote] [quote name='michael jon snow' date='Oct 5 2007, 00.16' post='1038418'] Does it count if you walk around your house nekid for no reason at other times? Just asking. [/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Oct 5 2007, 00.32' post='1038455'] You mean everyone here is not naked right now? Seriously? ;) Oh and a notice for everyone who cannot keep up with the pace of this thread and has missed out large chunks of it - I am considering ditching my plans this weekend and compiling a review of the best posts from NAHAW. All the funny stuff, the best moments, the highlights if you will. Of course this would be just text-based, so no pics for all you hat lovers out there :P Just wanted to know if there would be any interest in this? [/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Oct 5 2007, 00.35' post='1038460'] oh hell yeah...and don't forget the snarky comentary we all love so much [/quote] [quote name='Mandy' date='Oct 5 2007, 00.39' post='1038466'] Abso LUTELY. Gen chat needs your reviewing SKILLZ :) [/quote] [quote name='Skaarnus' date='Oct 5 2007, 00.41' post='1038469'] 10 points for finding my hat [/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 5 2007, 00.43' post='1038472'] I'm half naked...that count? And please! I think that's a great idea. :) Uh...left hand corner? [/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Oct 5 2007, 00.46' post='1038481'] Dammit SR now you've got me wondering which half??!!! :tantrum: [/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Oct 5 2007, 00.46' post='1038483'] go for it, MG, just try not to slip and fall in the drool puddles in this thread *wipes drool off mouth* :leaving: [/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 5 2007, 00.47' post='1038487'] I dare you to guess. ;) [/quote] [quote name='Skaarnus' date='Oct 5 2007, 00.49' post='1038490'] You found it! :stunned: Yeah and which half? [/quote] [quote name='Mexal' date='Oct 5 2007, 00.52' post='1038503'] Of course MG. The non TTTNE people wouldn't really understand the greatness of a goat review til they get one...but once they do, they'll all :bow: to you. [/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 5 2007, 00.53' post='1038508'] I'm good like that. :smoking: What do I win? Like I said. I dare you to guess. ;) [/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Oct 5 2007, 00.54' post='1038512'] Hah! What do WE win if we get it right? [/quote] [quote name='Regina' date='Oct 5 2007, 00.55' post='1038514'] QFT. Be careful not to get caught! Lol. Zak changed his name and turned to a life of crime?!? Maybe this is the real reason he hasn't been around. :wideeyed: [/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 5 2007, 00.56' post='1038516'] Well there's only one way to find that out.... [/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Oct 5 2007, 01.08' post='1038536'] I would dare to guess: [SPOILER=my guess]bottom half[/SPOILER] Prize may be sent PM if right. kthx :P [/quote] [quote name='Ser Warpechowski' date='Oct 5 2007, 01.11' post='1038544'] WTF 114 pages in like 4 days. People really like to be naked. [/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 5 2007, 01.12' post='1038548'] ...I'll work on it. And Cassandra I couldn't agree more. [/quote] [quote name='buy one get one free' date='Oct 5 2007, 01.14' post='1038553'] good things happen when you're nekkid: you can get clean and you can get diiirty [/quote] [quote name='Skaarnus' date='Oct 5 2007, 01.35' post='1038577'] you are admitting to being an alien? [/quote] [quote name='MTGAP' date='Oct 5 2007, 02.08' post='1038617'] A lot of you, I have never even seen on the threads that are actually about ASOIAF. What's with that? Sorry, no naked hat pics for me :( [/quote] [quote name='Skaarnus' date='Oct 5 2007, 02.13' post='1038624'] There's only so much you can say about a book... a hat on the other hand :D [/quote] [quote name='scrahan' date='Oct 5 2007, 02.36' post='1038652'] OMG, Bazz, you were so sexy they banned you from Photobucket! And the reason many of us are not seen discussing the book. There are only so many times we can gues Hot Pie is the lost son of Rhaaegar, and Hodor is the Prince that was Promised before we grow tired. [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 5 2007, 02.36' post='1038653'] bah. Mr. X is now down with the lurgy. After I make sure he's drugged and fed, then I'll muck about for a final avatar or two of the week. [/quote] [quote name='Tears of Lys' date='Oct 5 2007, 02.42' post='1038659'] The lurgy's going around, ain't it? I've had it all this week too. Hard to be hat when you're feeling bleh. [/quote] [quote name='cyrano' date='Oct 5 2007, 02.56' post='1038675'] The customs of your land confuse me. [/quote] [quote name='cyrano' date='Oct 5 2007, 03.26' post='1038708'] Thanks :blush: Coming from an ass as fine as yours, that is high praise indeed. I might recycle my pirate avatar tomorrow night. The earrings in this one are actually from the pirate outfit I wore last Halloween. [/quote] [quote name='Ser Stubby' date='Oct 5 2007, 03.28' post='1038712'] So, mon. Dats what be appenin in da losers lounge no? [/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 5 2007, 03.41' post='1038725'] Trust me, you don't want to see how Viktor kicks back. Let's just say it involves several bottles of cheap vodka and a few Ukrainian prostitutes of dubious gender. And back hair -- his and theirs. Plus Goryl is filming it. [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 5 2007, 03.47' post='1038731'] Tastefully, mother-and-tranny-fucker. I'll be filming it tastefully. ;) [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 5 2007, 03.49' post='1038734'] goddamn this job shit. I was sure I'd spam my ass all the way to 10,000 during NHAW, and I'm still over 100 shy. FUUUUUUUUUUCK [/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 5 2007, 03.56' post='1038742'] You'll have to go for the gold over the weekend. NHAW has certainly pumped my post-count up, amongst other things :devil: . [/quote] [quote name='Soul on Ice and Fire' date='Oct 5 2007, 04.01' post='1038749'] New Hottness: Starkess with her superb use of negative edging. [/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 5 2007, 04.37' post='1038783'] Aw shucks. This was just my fall back avatar when my ass was deemed to hat for photobucket ;) . I might go a little less aggressive on my next one so I can catch my breath for the weekend. Something shoulders up to show off my excellent sideburns. [/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 5 2007, 05.00' post='1038810'] i am the queen of spam. was someone unaware of this? really? i like them both. honestly. really. i mean that. verrrrrrrrrry hat. Well here is the deal. If it is on the head. it is a hat. pot on a head? hat. cat on a head? hat. scarf on a head? hat. if you can get the muffin pan On your head. i'll call it a hat. but !!!! only defer if you DO NOT OWN A HAT. Cuz i totally understand wanting to play nhaw. and participate. and if you have no hat, well... yeah. so. TRY to use a hat. ffs. but. I will accept hatlike objects. colander = hat. See afore mentioned story of the GD wearing a colander as a hat, and its ability to let the evil leak out the small holes. yes. well. The NHAW is a very mysterious and powerful device and it's mystery is only exceeded by it's power. Sorry I missed so much of today. I had, quite possibly, the shittiest day I've had in a really long time. One of the people we started our company with walked out on us and took 8 k out of the company with her... illegally. fucking frauding frauder who frauds. oh wells. I may have to put her ass in jail. in which case... :) BUT!!! NHAW has fixed my bad mood! thx so much for keeping it HAT while i was away! Much appreciated!!! now. lets get it even HATTER! oh, and i'll take more avs I swear. I, just. uh.. well. today i spent all day changing the passwords on EVERYTHING and cancelling credit cards, etc. you know. fun stuff. Oh and pebble? HOLY SHIT. WAY TO COMMIT at WORK??? WOw. I feel i'm being daring by READING the thread at work. I suddenly feel the need to step it up. *tries to figure out how to take an ass shot of self* [/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 5 2007, 05.03' post='1038814'] oh and nora!!!! meant to tell you. so when i told Deliah about the frauding whore at work, she pms me. "so totally NOT yay" i. fucking. died. just had to tell you. [/quote] [quote name='Isbeorn' date='Oct 5 2007, 05.19' post='1038835'] Tonight was poker night at Isbe's house so I have 5 pages of hatness to catch up on. Poker+beer= wasted Isbe. I'm gonna try and operate my webcam and come up with a new AV. Just in case I fail at those attempts I'd like to say you are all very HAT tonight. (be back shortly unless I pass out) :) Isbe [/quote] [quote name='Starkess' date='Oct 5 2007, 05.22' post='1038837'] :rofl: that just made my night! sorry to hear about the whore at work though! :( that uber sucks. btw i don't know if i mentioned that i love the scarfiness you've got going!! (ugh, scarfiness sounds awful...but you know what i mean!) [/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 5 2007, 05.38' post='1038857'] First off. Thank you Zollo. and also. I LOVE this one. very much. very hat! i'm sad no one has gotten my reference yet. extra hat points if you do!!! "yes. well. The NHAW is a very mysterious and powerful device and it's mystery is only exceeded by it's power." [/quote] [quote name='Isbeorn' date='Oct 5 2007, 05.45' post='1038864'] Ok, new NHAV is done. I must apologize for my facial expression, I'm slightly inebriated and working the webcam required all my concrentration. However, at least I'm now following the NHAW guidelines. Hat+Naked=NHAW. ;) Good night to all the sexy HAT ladies. I'll try to catch up in the morning. :hat: [/quote] [quote name='Jhogo's Evil Twin' date='Oct 5 2007, 05.46' post='1038868'] [s]Dude[/s] Babe, Where's my [s]car[/s] hat? [/quote] [quote name='potsherds' date='Oct 5 2007, 05.53' post='1038878'] Zak has not posted nearly enough in this thread. Tsk tsk. He needs to get his priorities straight. :P [/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 5 2007, 05.53' post='1038879'] vewwwwy vewwwwy nice! you just made yourself lots of friends on the straight female side of this board i'm sure. DING DING DING. *awards 15 extra hat points to jhogo* should've known youd get it dear. [/quote] [quote name='Watcher' date='Oct 5 2007, 06.27' post='1038899'] Damn, I've only been out of town for a week and almost missed all the fun. As an old gf used to say, "better late then never" she also used to say "the bigger the better" [/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 5 2007, 07.01' post='1038919'] The watcher has become the watched it seems. [/quote] [quote name='Uzumaki_Kiba' date='Oct 5 2007, 07.11' post='1038923'] Sorry it's taking so long for me to participate. Not... Not that you all were looking forward to naked avatar of me. I just feel lame for being like, "Yeah, I'ma do this!" and not doing it immediately. I have the pictures now, just gotta get 'em on the computer which involves going to another person's house and getting the cable for the camera. Early this morning... Round about nine or ten Colorado time, there will be naked me all over the place. I'll change it like once an hour to make up for lost time. Also, Arbor Gold and Starkess are the hottest people on this board. I feel like there should be some sort of prize for that. [/quote] [quote name='Arbor Gold' date='Oct 5 2007, 07.11' post='1038924'] Good to see you! And I thought it was "better late than pregnant." :leaving: [/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 5 2007, 07.13' post='1038925'] You really do have me on the edge of my seat. [/quote] [quote name='kiko' date='Oct 5 2007, 07.16' post='1038927'] not me, says male in the profile :( [/quote] [quote name='Bronn Stone' date='Oct 5 2007, 07.38' post='1038938'] The question everyone is not asking is "How does Uzubaki kiba translate into English"? Spiral Fang or Frosty??!! Enquiring minds want to know. [/quote] [quote name='kiko' date='Oct 5 2007, 07.39' post='1038939'] bronn, you have an alt fetish, don't you? [/quote] [quote name='Arbor Gold' date='Oct 5 2007, 07.44' post='1038947'] This relationship is very one-sided. Get posting! And Starkess is [i]hawt[/i]. I think she wins whatever prize you want to give out. :) [/quote] [quote name='Skaarnus' date='Oct 5 2007, 07.47' post='1038953'] The prize is me. Be gentle :mellow: [/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Oct 5 2007, 07.50' post='1038959'] what? I might have tried harder if I knew that [/quote] [quote name='Skaarnus' date='Oct 5 2007, 07.50' post='1038962'] I don't know that anyone has yet decided on a definitive winner. Might be a draw ;) [/quote] [quote name='Arbor Gold' date='Oct 5 2007, 07.53' post='1038963'] Damn. I don't know gentle. [/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Oct 5 2007, 07.54' post='1038965'] I'm of the opinion if you win it, you do what you want with it. [/quote] [quote name='Skaarnus' date='Oct 5 2007, 07.56' post='1038969'] :stunned: I think Kay just hit the lead [/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Oct 5 2007, 07.58' post='1038972'] *cracks knuckles* if you meant that be gentle thing, you may want to rethink that [/quote] [quote name='Arbor Gold' date='Oct 5 2007, 07.58' post='1038974'] Winner! I have so much to learn. *hangs head* [/quote] [quote name='Skaarnus' date='Oct 5 2007, 08.12' post='1038989'] Gentle is a state of mind baby, go nuts... actually go everywhere else, but stay [i]away[/i] from the nuts :sick: [/quote] [quote name='kiko' date='Oct 5 2007, 08.30' post='1039005'] uh? you have religious reasons to keep woman away from the nuts? [/quote] [quote name='lumer' date='Oct 5 2007, 08.43' post='1039012'] Well I AM jewish, so it has to count... [/quote] [quote name='Anubiel' date='Oct 5 2007, 08.57' post='1039018'] My, what beautiful complexion you have, and such chiseled features! [/quote] [quote name='buy one get one free' date='Oct 5 2007, 09.10' post='1039025'] [i]So, it offends you as a Jewish person? No! It offends me as a comedian![/i] Last post (probably) of the weekend. Thanks all! Been fun! (edirt for correct quote) [/quote] [quote name='Ser Barry' date='Oct 5 2007, 10.06' post='1039050'] Stubs, yes I have the whole suit. Unfortunately it is size 18 - 24 months so it is a little tight around the seams on me. [/quote] [quote name='lumer' date='Oct 5 2007, 10.08' post='1039052'] Silent Rider: [i]You know. I was going to make that joke and then thought better of it. :P[/i] Well I didn't! :P Anubiel: [i]My, what beautiful complexion you have, and such chiseled features![/i] I'm single :leer: [/quote] [quote name='Anubiel' date='Oct 5 2007, 10.20' post='1039059'] Not interested. I have seen you in real life. You looked down at me and didn't utter a single word. I also noticed your naughty bits. Didn't impress me. :smoking: [/quote] [quote name='Filippa Eilhart' date='Oct 5 2007, 11.05' post='1039075'] barry you belly dancer you [/quote] [quote name='Ser Mel T' date='Oct 5 2007, 11.43' post='1039085'] - hahahahahaha - hadn't occurred to me at all :leaving: I see you Daj - many of the avs this year seems to be inspired by your last year's effort :stunned: [/quote] [quote name='dajamieson' date='Oct 5 2007, 12.06' post='1039098'] Copycat wanna-bes:p [/quote] [quote name='Ser Mel T' date='Oct 5 2007, 12.17' post='1039104'] I'm not saying they are in the same league , but , the tractor shots are pretty impressive :) [/quote] [quote name='lumer' date='Oct 5 2007, 12.17' post='1039105'] Ouch! that's harsh! Being 500 years old and looking like that is no mean feat, I tell ya! [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 5 2007, 12.54' post='1039130'] Hi Lillith!! :) (timmet did you do some Wyomivulcan mind meld on her?) Well done! "What did you do last night, dude?" "Got drunk and posted nearly-nude pictures of myself on the Internet." Hi Watcher! Lovely......hat. ;) Barry :rofl: so very fetching! (same goes for you, Maester Jorgensen) [/quote] [quote name='Greg' date='Oct 5 2007, 12.59' post='1039134'] My entry. Me with one of my many women. So much hatter than thou. [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 5 2007, 13.04' post='1039140'] Let your fursona shine through, greg! [/quote] [quote name='Greg' date='Oct 5 2007, 13.23' post='1039163'] Fursona? Nay lady, that is me in all my hirsute glory. **fursona**HAHAHAHAHAHAHA [/quote] [quote name='Ser Barry' date='Oct 5 2007, 13.25' post='1039168'] Just to clarify, I am not wearing lipstick. Now leave it! [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 5 2007, 13.29' post='1039178'] I just made my requisite two serious posts of the day. Now it's back to spamming. [/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Oct 5 2007, 13.35' post='1039188'] you have much loftier goals than I do :lol: and a much cooler hat ;) (although we do own one similar, I'm just not militant enough anymore to pull it off....my sword picture is down right scary) [/quote] [quote name='niamh O'Toole' date='Oct 5 2007, 14.01' post='1039238'] Ah, but it's Friday [i]evening. [/i]Sorry, haven't finished working. Nearly got caught in outtake paint last night and that was tricky enough. The stuff sticks to the skin a bit too nicely :lol: Speak for yourself [size=4][b]OMG[/b][/size] HAT! Wow. [/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 5 2007, 14.22' post='1039270'] there's my man! <3 and i was hoping you'd put that picture up. i love it. :D for all you other folks i'm pretty sure i remember that that hat is actually a GUINNESS shaped HAT. omg. the fucking hatness. *is semi offended* love the pic i'm, uh thinking a little too hard about the phrase "sticks to the skin". i admit it. but. niamh is full aware of my fixation on her. :P also, something strange just occurred to me. I'm looking at the hot woman in timmet's new av, and wishing the tractor pic was back up b/c i loved it. this is very very weird for me. I'm wanting the tractor pic over BREASTS? wtf have you done timmet??? [/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 5 2007, 15.01' post='1039363'] this thread is going to slow!!! POST PEOPLE FINISH STRONG! THE HATNESS ISNT OVER YET! I have brought the breasts back out to compel you. [/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Oct 5 2007, 15.05' post='1039373'] as you wish milady ;) it's a really mean looking pic though...I only kept it as a joke [url="http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff105/LanyCass/meanwsword.jpg"]with a sword[/url] and a question for people using photbucket: do your pics look darker then the originals? I swear this one was a lot clearer at home (ok, could be my work computer) [/quote] [quote name='Uzumaki_Kiba' date='Oct 5 2007, 15.16' post='1039400'] So, first off, apologies to Goddess Dictator, who was "semi offended" when I did not mention her during the hotness prize giveaway. You are indeed very hot, Goddess. I guess you just hadn't posted near there, so you slipped my mind. Nice boa, by the way. Is that a boa? Anyways, my pictures are on a camera, on a way to a friend's house. A friend who agreed to upload them before work... If she has time. Will she have time?! Ah, the suspense is killing me. On the one hand, I realized that I'm actually not an attractive person, and am in fact small and awkward-looking like Jay Baruchel. So if she doesn't have the time to send me these pictures, I may be saved lots of self-esteem shattering criticism... Though y'all seem like the nicest folk ever, you'd probably at least make fun of me for the Easy-Bake Oven in the closet behind me in the pictures. But then... I wanna be naked on the internet. So, *crosses fingers* [/quote] [quote name='Relic' date='Oct 5 2007, 16.21' post='1039577'] timmet, are you takin requests? if so i want a nhaw update of this - [url="http://www.hinsdale86.org/staff/jmark/American%20Gothic.jpg"]http://www.hinsdale86.org/staff/jmark/American%20Gothic.jpg[/url] [/quote] [quote name='timmet' date='Oct 5 2007, 16.36' post='1039618'] Mum? Da? (Heh. I have the manure fork to do it, pal.) [/quote] [quote name='Hereward' date='Oct 5 2007, 16.47' post='1039649'] Is it wrong not to be able to decide between timmet's tractor av and Barry in a veil? :unsure: Edit: For stupid cider-based spelling. [/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Oct 5 2007, 17.03' post='1039698'] some of us like his chest as much as that sweet sweet ass [/quote] [quote name='Anubiel' date='Oct 5 2007, 17.09' post='1039705'] Well.. He can't show both sides at once. So I suggest he can take the time to change his av every few minues. Then we can all be happy :D [/quote] [quote name='Robert's Last Bastard' date='Oct 5 2007, 17.12' post='1039710'] Oh- he can, use your imagination there- but he would have to carefully position the props! [/quote] [quote name='Ser Laron' date='Oct 5 2007, 17.15' post='1039713'] That would be what animated gifs are for :) [/quote] [quote name='Anubiel' date='Oct 5 2007, 17.17' post='1039714'] Chest and ass at the same time??? I suppose he can saw himself in two and turn one side around so his ass is under his chest, but I think the overall hatness would be lost. Or was this a bit too much use of imagination...? :uhoh: Edit: Or he could use a gif... Yes... I'm a :dunce: [/quote] [quote name='Robert's Last Bastard' date='Oct 5 2007, 17.22' post='1039731'] Ummm... a little flexibility, legs apart, bend at the waist, careful placement of props, a little tape- yikes! It would work though- bundling the package would be the most difficult part I think. I have the flexibility, the props, tape- yet I lack the cajones to try to pull that one off! [/quote] [quote name='Anubiel' date='Oct 5 2007, 17.25' post='1039737'] Yes, but where would the hat go? He can't wear one when his head is upside down. Silly... :P [/quote] [quote name='Uzumaki_Kiba' date='Oct 5 2007, 17.45' post='1039791'] Nooooo!!! So there was a failed attempt at finding the cable for this digital camera, and now there's no way to get the pictures onto the computer. *sigh* I'll never be naked in an avatar. Well... Unless that cable gets found before Sunday. Does Sunday still count, or does the week end at Sunday midnight? [/quote] [quote name='Ser Barry' date='Oct 5 2007, 17.46' post='1039799'] Does it help if I tell you I was thinking about tractors? Big rumbly ones with rust and muck on and everything. [/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Oct 5 2007, 18.02' post='1039860'] with requests and assurances from TTTNE's that this Av is Suitable I have changed again for you all enjoy :) [/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 5 2007, 18.04' post='1039864'] The Pebble is no longer hidden! Well done! [/quote] [quote name='Anubiel' date='Oct 5 2007, 18.05' post='1039868'] yes, but.. *squints* Where's the hat? Are those hats? For very tiny people? [/quote] [quote name='Maltaran' date='Oct 5 2007, 18.09' post='1039884'] I don't know why I'm doing this. I originally planned for my avs to just be "top half only", but something about this thread has made me lose my inhibitions. What can I say? Edit: seems a bit blurry, I guess that's due to the resizing. [/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Oct 5 2007, 18.10' post='1039887'] Hat = itam normally worn on the head. They are devils horns, normally worn on the head therefore a Hat. If you don't think it counts I could always change it for something bigger [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 5 2007, 18.10' post='1039889'] [size=7]MAAAAAAAAAAAAALT!!![/size] [/quote] [quote name='MTGAP' date='Oct 5 2007, 18.12' post='1039892'] I haven't been on this forum for 6 months, which is probably why I'm still reading the books. I think NHAW should be officially extended to NHAM because it's just so hilarious. Right now, all 3 R+L=J threads combined are about 160 pages. NHAM has to top that. [/quote] [quote name='Bormon' date='Oct 5 2007, 18.13' post='1039899'] no no no no no no :) I guess you can't go smaller, can ya. [/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Oct 5 2007, 18.17' post='1039909'] You have no idea how many outtake shots I have with those things. They just wouldn't stay in place. So smaller is not really an option. I have got to at least Hide the nipples [/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 5 2007, 18.22' post='1039919'] back to this one for a bit. and niamh luv. you ARE coming to the ireland meet. I know this cuz you're the one making ME come. :P [/quote] [quote name='Ser Laron' date='Oct 5 2007, 18.29' post='1039944'] Welcome back among the living :) Nice classical pose, lookin' good I must say. One month? That would kill us and clog the interweb-tubes. And we are still a ASOIAF forum, but maybe a separate NHAV forum might be fun. OTOH, it would probably soon be overrun by perverts. On the third hand, what's wrong with perverts? You are a brave and shameless person, I like that a lot :) I suppose this pic was taken at home? [/quote] [quote name='timmet' date='Oct 5 2007, 19.38' post='1040096'] Last last of the tractor pix. Hadn't planned the vaguely obscene top-link-between-the-legs thing, but that's what happens when you get naked around tractors. Also, grease in surprising places. [/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Oct 5 2007, 19.40' post='1040101'] I think you may need to take that one again. I love tractors but it would be nice to see your face as well as the rest of you. Yes that does mean with all these Avs I am actually looking at peoples faces. Can't resist a sexy smile. Or a tractor [/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 5 2007, 19.47' post='1040117'] im really glad the tractor pix are back :D ok peeps when i get home i will attempt an ass shot. no promises, as i'm not sure how i'm goin to pull it off. but i figured what the hell. why not? it is NHAW after all!!! also. i must admit. i'm not sure i knew who blue was before this thread. but i sure as hell know who she is now! [/quote] [quote name='Aoife' date='Oct 5 2007, 19.52' post='1040128'] No trust me, the 2Mpx version still isn't great - my phone is better than a webcam, but not by much! I also have a couple others, but I couldn't figure out where to put the hat in those, so they'll have to wait for another week. :P [/quote] [quote name='Arbor Gold' date='Oct 5 2007, 19.52' post='1040130'] Fantastic finale to "tractor" series! [/quote] [quote name='kiko' date='Oct 5 2007, 20.02' post='1040160'] aww, come on. I think we can excuse the absense of the cap. Don't you have neighbours who could lend you funny hats? [/quote] [quote name='Aoife' date='Oct 5 2007, 20.05' post='1040168'] So what, I should just wander the hall of the hotel naked, asking 'Scuza, avete uno cappello?' Actually, don't answer that. :P [/quote] [quote name='niamh O'Toole' date='Oct 5 2007, 20.20' post='1040194'] Here we goooooooooooooooooooo :pirate: [/quote] [quote name='Wade1066' date='Oct 5 2007, 20.24' post='1040210'] That blood does not look convincing. :tantrum: God damn, but that's a pretty girl, though. [/quote] [quote name='Mexal' date='Oct 5 2007, 20.25' post='1040212'] Sure she will. She knows I still think she's the sexiest :) But wow, that av is creativity at it's finest and I applaud niamh for pulling it off. [/quote] [quote name='niamh O'Toole' date='Oct 5 2007, 20.32' post='1040232'] YAY!!!!!! Glad the axe convinced you though. Thanks folks. A few more of that ilk to come until Sunday. [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 5 2007, 20.34' post='1040236'] hooray for niamh, aoife and timmet!!! all three of you have made my long-ass friday more enjoyable. :love: timmet, grease is sexy. never forget this. [/quote] [quote name='Regina' date='Oct 5 2007, 20.37' post='1040242'] *bows in terror before the Warrior Queen of All Ireland* And [b]Eefa[/b]--love it! No showercap ever looked so good! [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 5 2007, 20.37' post='1040244'] ha. the exclusive "Tractor Fanciers Club?" I still think you shoulda scared those guys with your facepaint. :lol: [/quote] [quote name='niamh O'Toole' date='Oct 5 2007, 20.46' post='1040263'] Hmm, I think I scared most of them already as it is. Don't mind them brits, they have fantasies of the old times :P Do I qualify as a "big gun"? :pirate: :P [/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 5 2007, 20.46' post='1040264'] Uh wow. How long did it take you to get all painted? [/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 5 2007, 20.47' post='1040265'] You qualify as "big axe". That's even better. Just don't go on Ilyn Payne on me. :kiss: [/quote] [quote name='RaceBannon42' date='Oct 5 2007, 20.51' post='1040278'] Oh.. yeah. good point. :P Neev. Very Grogmoshish. :) [/quote] [quote name='niamh O'Toole' date='Oct 5 2007, 20.52' post='1040281'] Hour, complete with pics taking. It's fun though. and it'll take about 4 hours to get rid of it. Uhuh [/quote] [quote name='Ran' date='Oct 5 2007, 20.57' post='1040296'] Niamh, You look positively Pictish. I'm not sure whether the Romans would have followed you around or run away, but you certainly would have gotten some sort of reaction. ;) [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 5 2007, 20.58' post='1040298'] Where the fuck is Grogmosh, anyway? Never can trust a n00b, can you? Bazz -- :love: [/quote] [quote name='mormont' date='Oct 5 2007, 21.00' post='1040304'] He [i]says[/i] he forgot it was NHAW. Believe that if you will. :P [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 5 2007, 21.04' post='1040322'] I think this just goes to show: never trust a Dane. [/quote] [quote name='scrahan' date='Oct 5 2007, 21.06' post='1040326'] A pair of big guns by my count. Either way, that is singly the most intimidating, terrifying and erotic avatar I have seen yet.... [/quote] [quote name='Ser Laron' date='Oct 5 2007, 21.10' post='1040345'] :bow: Now I know why the Romans never invaded Ireland. :bow: [/quote] [quote name='mormont' date='Oct 5 2007, 21.11' post='1040363'] Particularly half-Danes. They even lie to other Danes! [/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 5 2007, 21.14' post='1040383'] um. um. um. um. um. comment below. houndread luv. WOW. and. uh. WOW. and uh.... :wideeyed: :wideeyed: the biggest gun. indeed. you just revived NHAW!!! i am so with you, i can't speak. i was speechless for like five minutes after seeing that, and srsly people i think you can guess how hard it is to silence me. (on a side note i love yours scrahan, and have been meaning to tell you.) but niamh. must you torture me??? i mean. i try so hard not to love your straight ass and you go and do this. damnit all to hell. [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 5 2007, 21.19' post='1040396'] I suppose that Grogmosh is, in fact, lying to himself. [/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 5 2007, 21.33' post='1040442'] Aren't you planning a photo shoot with Lann tonight? Perhaps arrangements could be made... :leer: [/quote] [quote name='timmet' date='Oct 5 2007, 21.34' post='1040445'] The axe-hewn viking helmet is an especially nice touch. You're everything redhead in one glorious pic(t): stunningly beautiful, mysterious, a little crazy, and possibly fatal. :lol: Damn, that pushes my buttons. Someone ought to use this image for a tourism billboard: "Slainte! Welcome to Ireland! Be minding yourself." [/quote] [quote name='mormont' date='Oct 5 2007, 21.44' post='1040469'] It's a hard life, being a mod and having to carefully examine all these avatars to see if they break board rules. Carry on. [/quote] [quote name='Maltaran' date='Oct 5 2007, 21.52' post='1040499'] If you mean that guy in the Italian restaurant, he was actually Swedish :P [/quote] [quote name='mormont' date='Oct 5 2007, 21.53' post='1040504'] :rofl: Something like that. ;) :leer: That's what he claimed. You can't trust these Danes. [/quote] [quote name='Arbor Gold' date='Oct 5 2007, 22.00' post='1040523'] My camera's battery is charging and the tequila is chilling. I can't think of a better way to get her out of the book threads and introduce her to general chatter! [/quote] [quote name='Ser Laron' date='Oct 5 2007, 22.10' post='1040547'] Just testing my GIMP skills. What do you think about my combined av? [/quote] [quote name='Ser Laron' date='Oct 5 2007, 22.21' post='1040583'] I wish I knew that myself (half kidding). Just download the free imaging software [url="http://gimp.org/windows"]GIMP[/url] anf follow [url="http://www.gimptalk.com/forum/topic/Gap-For-Animated-Gif-9937-1.html"]these instructions[/url]. I wish I could be more specific, but I use the German version so it would be less than helpful if I told you what buttons i klicked :). [/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Oct 5 2007, 22.23' post='1040593'] time for a little more witchiness :) [/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Oct 5 2007, 22.45' post='1040649'] You just amaise me with how much your willing to show You Rock Blue :bow: [/quote] [quote name='Lucky Pierre' date='Oct 5 2007, 22.45' post='1040650'] Boy I have a lot of catching up to do! Blue... you have out done what was outdoable! Brava! [/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 5 2007, 22.45' post='1040651'] Pebble, have you looked at your own avatars? :leer: [/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Oct 5 2007, 22.53' post='1040670'] I'm in self denial. there is just no way I could post nakid pics of myself on the internet. I am just too well brought up for that. [/quote] [quote name='Maltaran' date='Oct 5 2007, 22.58' post='1040691'] Another one for me, and the last of my pics. I may leave this up till Sunday, or I may take some more, I haven't decided yet. I call this one "Two Hats, No Hands" [/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Oct 5 2007, 23.01' post='1040700'] I hope its not double sided sticky tape. I have heard it hurts a lot. [/quote] [quote name='Maltaran' date='Oct 5 2007, 23.06' post='1040710'] Probably not :leer: No tape involved, it's all natural :leer: [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 5 2007, 23.06' post='1040713'] But can you hold the euphonium up with that thing? ;) [/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Oct 5 2007, 23.13' post='1040727'] due to an overwelming vote, I will have a new av really soon! I think I'll give this one half an hour more or so then go for the new one [/quote] [quote name='Sophelia1b' date='Oct 5 2007, 23.20' post='1040738'] I wasn't going to participate this year but I felt I should do my bit to celebrate the human body. I found a new use for a toothbrush holder... ... oh... not that exciting... .... just as a camera-holder. :blush: [/quote] [quote name='Sophelia1b' date='Oct 5 2007, 23.25' post='1040757'] Yes - this is my secret naked alt :-P It's a long scarfy thing, semi-transparent, hence the clutching of the hands. It's hard to adjust when running and trying to arrange oneself without any untoward bits sticking out.. (I'll have to see if my self-timer has a longer setting :uhoh:). [/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Oct 5 2007, 23.28' post='1040763'] And now an Update on mine Soph your gonna make Q :drool: pity hes not online at the mo [/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Oct 5 2007, 23.33' post='1040781'] Glad the anarcho nudist mod finally put in an appearance - yay! :P We are setting new standards this year for sure . . . I fear that next year this board will need credit card authentication to access this thread. Its the only way to top this NAHAW! ;) Maybe Deliah was right about us . . . :uhoh: [/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Oct 5 2007, 23.35' post='1040795'] Soph? SOPH? SOPH?! :drool: :faints: [/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Oct 5 2007, 23.44' post='1040830'] [color="#8B0000"][size=6]SOPH!!!![/size][/color] as the resident anarchist nudest, it was a required event. Glad you joined in the fun :) Very HAT indeed! [/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Oct 5 2007, 23.47' post='1040839'] will we not even have a blown up version of the aliens on the moon? it my not be hatted but its very Very HAT [/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Oct 5 2007, 23.50' post='1040847'] Pebble have you seen my sig? I provide you hi-res glory with every post! [/quote] [quote name='Maltaran' date='Oct 5 2007, 23.52' post='1040850'] There is one thing I'm surprised at. This is a board full of geeks, does no one have a [url="http://thediamondsmine.com/files/images/jayne%20hat-w300.jpg"]Jayne hat?[/url] [/quote] [quote name='Sophelia1b' date='Oct 6 2007, 00.02' post='1040875'] Oh, and here's [url="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/s.h.cormack/images/nhawsidesm.jpg"]a pic of my side [/url]that didn't make it because... no hat. (Guaranteed to get clicked now :P [size=1]but the dratted scarf is still in the way [/size] ;)) [/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 6 2007, 00.07' post='1040885'] And for that we all thank you. :P [/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 6 2007, 00.12' post='1040898'] This no hands thing is becoming a trend isn't it? I think I like it. :P [/quote] [quote name='kiko' date='Oct 6 2007, 00.20' post='1040910'] I still have no idea how he does it [/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 6 2007, 00.22' post='1040912'] I want to say tape...but that would be painful to say the least. [/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Oct 6 2007, 00.23' post='1040913'] Maybe its a bit of sting and is passed through the legs so he can hold on to it :stunned: [/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 6 2007, 00.30' post='1040928'] But...what does it stick to? [/quote] [quote name='mormont' date='Oct 6 2007, 00.31' post='1040931'] There speaks someone without significant amounts of body hair. :P [/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 6 2007, 00.34' post='1040936'] That made me wince. I mean...yeah tape is bad. But velcro? Just ow. :P [/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 6 2007, 00.38' post='1040946'] Well, in solidarity with my cycling sister here I'll go back to my old helmet avatar. This was my first NHAW avatar last year. I believe I posted it with the line: "Always wear protection in bed." [/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Oct 6 2007, 00.38' post='1040948'] wow, Ser Laron. I only have a 10 second timer, so it was really hard to get the pic. many props to you for pulling it off :thumbsup: you are the master of Hatness [url="http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff105/LanyCass/croppedbow.jpg"]yes, it's a reCURVE[/url] ;) [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 6 2007, 00.55' post='1040986'] christ this thread is so much more fun when I've avatars turned on. Um... that didn't really come out right. :uhoh: [/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 6 2007, 00.56' post='1040987'] But the real question, Goryl, sweetheart, is when we're going to get [i]your[/i] next entry. [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 6 2007, 00.58' post='1040992'] soon, my pet. :kiss: (Mr X will get an eyeful when he wakes up from that nap. :lol: ) [/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 6 2007, 01.03' post='1040996'] The five thousandth, eight hundred and forty-ninth time I have been envious of Mr. X. :cheers: [/quote] [quote name='felice' date='Oct 6 2007, 01.04' post='1040997'] *giggles* [/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 6 2007, 01.04' post='1041000'] Why [i]hello[/i] there. Don't think I'd seen you yet... :leer: [/quote] [quote name='felice' date='Oct 6 2007, 01.24' post='1041022'] Apparently this is more eye-catching than my previous avatar... [/quote] [quote name='Mandy' date='Oct 6 2007, 01.25' post='1041025'] Felice. That. Is. [b] Awesome.[/b] Edited for MORE AWESOME :lol: [/quote] [quote name='kiko' date='Oct 6 2007, 01.25' post='1041027'] nah saw that. But I'm only replying to fellow asses :P [/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Oct 6 2007, 01.30' post='1041033'] okay, here's the av that won the vote! [/quote] [quote name='Mexal' date='Oct 6 2007, 01.36' post='1041045'] Ahh, my yummy Blue and her awe-inspiring pics. I love it :D [/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Oct 6 2007, 01.37' post='1041049'] word of advice- never tell the people you know in daily life about NHAW [/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Oct 6 2007, 01.41' post='1041061'] I mentioned it in passing to one of my female friends (whose husband is an almost sorta ex) and now it is all over everywhere people asking "Kelli, I hear you are naked on the internet, where can I see it?" Any minute now my brother will call, "oooh, showin' some skin, K?" [/quote] [quote name='Ser Laron' date='Oct 6 2007, 01.43' post='1041067'] Another advice: Don't leave the nhaw pics on your camera. If you lose it, someone might publish them in order to find you :). Anyway, I'm off to bed and leave you with a new av. [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 6 2007, 01.50' post='1041077'] Because I love Viktor Bazzlechenko so, I went and took a few more avs. And yes, Mr. X was rather surprised to wake up with me naked in the bathroom with a hat and a camera. :lol: [/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 6 2007, 01.52' post='1041082'] uh.... yeah and i wonder why damnit woman. you make it hard to be a well behaved lesbian. GAH. WHY ARE YOU ALL STRAIGHT!!!!! *screams at the unfairness of the universe* and damnit, now i can't even compete with the hatness going on in here. [/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 6 2007, 01.56' post='1041092'] Damnit, I already told you I'd go lesbian for you! [/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Oct 6 2007, 02.03' post='1041099'] GD, I dont think a woman has ever made me blush as much as you have this week :blush: [/quote] [quote name='Mexal' date='Oct 6 2007, 02.04' post='1041101'] GD, I think soon you're going to turn Blue bisexual... [/quote] [quote name='Kat' date='Oct 6 2007, 02.21' post='1041114'] Another piece of advice: Never leave your uncropped NHAW pics on your camera and then lend your camera to your mother. :unsure: [/quote] [quote name='cyrano' date='Oct 6 2007, 02.45' post='1041152'] I'm out of ideas for new hats, so the turban will return. [/quote] [quote name='timmet' date='Oct 6 2007, 03.03' post='1041172'] Fickle Bazzle's head was turned by any NHAW lass; He's bedazzled, old loves spurned with each new perfect ass. --------------- (I'm right there with ya, buddy.) Hi, Felice. *waves* Naughty XRay -- no drink in that right hand! Get your ever-lovin piece of ManMeat to post another av. He's cute. "Maltaran" -- it means "He whose hat defies gravity." That's sexy! To quote Tom Waits, whose hat that rather resembles -- "Anywhere, anywhere I hang my hat, I call my home." Last new one for the week. (American Gothic Naked needs must wait til next time -- we have houseguests!) Sorry about the dimples -- I've been tense. [/quote] [quote name='Watcher' date='Oct 6 2007, 03.25' post='1041196'] Since the last NHAW I've 1) Lost my gf 2) Got a much better job 3) Adopted a kitten! [/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 6 2007, 05.17' post='1041272'] ok. i had to dodge my parents, my aunt, and my ten year old cousin ALL of whom are at the house right now in order to take this. Not quite the committment of pebble. but close. :P [/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Oct 6 2007, 05.24' post='1041279'] that's quite a feat, GD, did you point and say "hey look at that" and run away to take your av picture? ETA- random family members "what? I don't see it, but she pointed so I had better keep looking, I will see it." [/quote] [quote name='Ser Sean' date='Oct 6 2007, 06.05' post='1041315'] My cousin found out about it, checked it out and asked me was it a readers wives website!! :stunned: [/quote] [quote name='Arbor Gold' date='Oct 6 2007, 07.15' post='1041367'] Ok. Here's me and Lann, my BFF. She posts in the book threads. [/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 6 2007, 07.16' post='1041369'] Double the pleasure, double the fun! [/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Oct 6 2007, 07.19' post='1041371'] *falls out of chair* Good Lord, a little warning first? [/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 6 2007, 07.21' post='1041374'] If you read the Survivor: China thread, you would have had a little warning. I know, that's an odd place to research NHAW coming attractions, but you've got to get around the board if you want to know what's going on. I had offered my services as a photographer, but got turned down... [/quote] [quote name='Kat' date='Oct 6 2007, 07.24' post='1041377'] I don't think you two look anything alike...except in that shrunken photo, where you look like sisters. :) FD, you must not hate Survivor that much. After all, you played board Survivor and almost won. :pirate: [/quote] [quote name='Lann' date='Oct 6 2007, 07.30' post='1041379'] hello everyone! so here i am, me and my BFF (while imbibing 3 bottles of dornish red, a typical friday night for AG and Lann). it's difficult to keep up with 143 pages of nakedness but from what i've seen everyone looks hot :leer: [/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Oct 6 2007, 07.33' post='1041384'] GD, you and AG (and I guess Lann, now) need to understand. NHAW has already gotten me in some hot water with my IS supervisor. As it stands, the av's thrown out tonight are going to be worth the second strike. :D And Niamh too! God, I'm going to IS hell on Monday...... [/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 6 2007, 07.39' post='1041388'] FD: Weren't you saying you were looking to get rid of that job? [/quote] [quote name='Lann' date='Oct 6 2007, 07.51' post='1041402'] just wait to you see the rest of what we did tonight... [/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 6 2007, 07.54' post='1041405'] I'm considering this a binding promise. Not to mention an intriguing fantasy... :) [/quote] [quote name='Soul on Ice and Fire' date='Oct 6 2007, 08.05' post='1041419'] The Reminds Me of Lena Olin in The Unbearable Lightness of Being Hotness Award of Hotness has been taken from Potsherds and awarded to Blue Rose of the North. She has exhibited her understanding that hats aren't just for covering your hair. On your head. I would love to see Starkess post an entry for Reminds Me of Lena Olin in The Unbearable Lightness of Being Hotness Award of Hotness. Niamah O'Toole wins Best Use of An Axe, although she could wear the horns and prop the axe in front of her. [/quote] [quote name='Maltaran' date='Oct 6 2007, 09.38' post='1041463'] To the people asking how the hat stays on, all I can say is that if you have to ask, your mind isn't dirty enough :leer: [/quote] [quote name='Merentha' date='Oct 6 2007, 09.46' post='1041469'] Right, I promise I'll get one up later. Hold me to this, because I', sdrunk and am making supr-of-the-moment decisions that I will typically enjoy later, if only I'd ever act on them. :P [/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Oct 6 2007, 10.13' post='1041479'] goodnight NHAW, Merentha, you don't know the trouble you just got yourself into [/quote] [quote name='niamh O'Toole' date='Oct 6 2007, 13.33' post='1041560'] Can't wear the hat, that's war spoils :P. Picts notoriously went to war naked, so it was a little tough to figure out a hat in the equation tbh. [/quote] [quote name='niamh O'Toole' date='Oct 6 2007, 13.48' post='1041569'] It surely is! It took Fairy foam degreaser to remove the crap. My skin can't take more of that for the next 6 months to be sure :P Saving Tara is more important anyway :) And I was hoping you'd like the axe, pound shop prop that it is :D [/quote] [quote name='ztemhead' date='Oct 6 2007, 13.52' post='1041573'] I thought that's you every Friday night, Neev. I wish the phrase "wins the thread" wasn't so internet cliche at this point, though even that is an understatement to the fabulousness of that pic. [/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Oct 6 2007, 15.59' post='1041671'] May I present my most adventurous stunt yet, I call it: [i][color="#0000FF"][size=6][font="Arial Black"]NO FEAR pulling off the 360[/font][/size][/color][/i] I thank you [/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 6 2007, 16.02' post='1041679'] MG, Holy Shit. You've raised the bar, and spun it around! [/quote] [quote name='Maltaran' date='Oct 6 2007, 16.03' post='1041680'] I'm impressed. Now can you do that without your hands? :P Edit: I've just realised that I look disturbingly similar to my dad. [/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Oct 6 2007, 16.05' post='1041683'] Not without the cap flying off [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 6 2007, 16.08' post='1041685'] :rofl: spin it, boy! [/quote] [quote name='Houndread' date='Oct 6 2007, 16.52' post='1041715'] Damn MountainGoat way to wake me up this morning...I feel dizzy. Kiko is that new? Very Hat! Niamh, wow, just wow. That paint/axe really suits you. [/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Oct 6 2007, 16.56' post='1041722'] Keep staring at it and the hypnotic effect will begin to kick in you want to take more naked hatted pictures, yes you do . . . :uhoh: [/quote] [quote name='Lann' date='Oct 6 2007, 17.13' post='1041747'] Thank you! It was difficult to get the shot between all the giggling. [/quote] [quote name='Ser Laron' date='Oct 6 2007, 17.19' post='1041753'] I had the same trouble with my camera, focusing through the mirror and adjusting colour/brightness seems to be a bit much for the poor thing. It worked better when there was some daylight available though. Nevertheless it took about 30 tries to get a handfull decent results. Aiming alone is hard when you shoot from the hips :) Oh, and re. covering your bits: Have you tried to fog the mirror at the right place? I imagine this would enlarge the flash area. You, sir, are a morally corrupt genius and a hero among us mere perverts. Did you do that with a lot of separate shots or some kind of turntable? They have a deal with amateur pornsites. Images that are regularly viewed from there are automatically deleted. Pity. I enjoyed your avs a lot :cry: [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 6 2007, 17.26' post='1041765'] Battle axes and woad are classy! (well, maybe not to a rapacious Roman.) ;) [/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Oct 6 2007, 17.39' post='1041778'] [b]Wizards 24th Rule - Never tell them how you did it[/b] Come on, TG is bound to use that one at some point! Actually it is 15 separate shots. The animated gif was created using Fireworks. I suspect when Adobe allowed me the student licence to the software they did not imagine I would use it for this purpose.... [/quote] [quote name='Teri Pettit' date='Oct 6 2007, 18.19' post='1041801'] MountainGoat, Wonderful! A technical achievement and hot bod to boot. Stranger's new av is very Hat too. (And before anybody complains, I realize my new avatar has no hat. I thought it would spoil the composition. This is my Georgia O'Keefe inspired [url="http://tpettit.best.vwh.net/images/feet/touching_feet.html"]interpretation of feet[/url].) ETA: Goat, as a 20 year veteran Adobe employee, you have my enthusiastic approval for using Adobe software in whatever way your muse takes you. [/quote] [quote name='Lann' date='Oct 6 2007, 19.01' post='1041832'] i've never seen feet look quite so yonic! it makes me feel kind of dirty :uhoh: i am enjoying everyone's hatness, i'm sad that i joined in so late! i'll have to make up for it this weekend (though i don't think i can live up to the high standard Mountain Goat has set) :) [/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 6 2007, 19.02' post='1041834'] As part of the only board NHAW duo, I think you already set a high standard. With your very first av. [/quote] [quote name='Maltaran' date='Oct 6 2007, 19.11' post='1041846'] An av with two naked hatted ladies? That's a pretty high standard of hatness already. :drool: [/quote] [quote name='Luzifer's right hand' date='Oct 6 2007, 19.18' post='1041859'] Whoooo! Sorry... I had barbecue with my extended familiy and do not even remember how much beer i have had.... [/quote] [quote name='Lann' date='Oct 6 2007, 19.18' post='1041861'] if only we were 2 naked hatted ladies in motion in our av...i'll let your imaginations come up with how hat that would be :leer: [/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Oct 6 2007, 19.22' post='1041870'] Send the pics to me in hi-res and I can make this dream a reality :D [/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Oct 6 2007, 19.35' post='1041897'] we weren't naked, but I had a dream last night that GD and I went around collecting our belongings from our exes. I blame NHAW [/quote] [quote name='Eye of the Tiger' date='Oct 6 2007, 19.57' post='1041926'] who will get 3000 [/quote] [quote name='Freudas' date='Oct 6 2007, 20.00' post='1041932'] Me. :P [/quote] [quote name='kiko' date='Oct 6 2007, 20.35' post='1041984'] interested in a salt husband? :dunce: [/quote] [quote name='niamh O'Toole' date='Oct 6 2007, 20.40' post='1041989'] Only if you can cook. [/quote] [quote name='Luzifer's right hand' date='Oct 6 2007, 20.41' post='1041992'] cook...cock...who cares? [/quote] [quote name='kiko' date='Oct 6 2007, 20.42' post='1041994'] cock doesn't count? [/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 6 2007, 20.45' post='1041997'] I'll have it known now that I am in fact quite a competent cook. [/quote] [quote name='Merentha' date='Oct 6 2007, 21.12' post='1042026'] *sigh* I don't even remember typing this, though I noticed that I'd somehow posted in this thread sometime last night. Ah well. There ya go. :leaving: [/quote] [quote name='felice' date='Oct 6 2007, 21.41' post='1042068'] A plan with no drawbacks! ;) [/quote] [quote name='Bronn Stone' date='Oct 6 2007, 21.45' post='1042070'] Damn. There are times when I wish GRRM hadn't dubbed me "Master of the Cellars". I want to go back (at least temporarily) to my old "Salt Husband of Pyke". But for now, I don't have any time. I need to wash the dishes leftover from the lamb stroganoff snack and then head to the market to pick up some dill, cilantro, lemon and lime for the Wild Coho Salmon roasted with citrus and herbs that I will be preparing this evening. [/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Oct 6 2007, 21.47' post='1042074'] and Bronn makes us :drool: without a picture [/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 6 2007, 22.43' post='1042150'] I can't believe tomorrow is the last day. Any chance I could talk a few of you into keeping your avs up? :P [/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 6 2007, 22.44' post='1042151'] A man can only be expected to have so much endurance.. [/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Oct 6 2007, 22.52' post='1042156'] So true Baz. Such a state is normally biologically impossible. [/quote] [quote name='Houndread' date='Oct 6 2007, 23.59' post='1042249'] It's actually good this is only a week, I haven't posted so much in months. I can go back to being my shy quiet self lurking at the bottom of the page.... [/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 7 2007, 00.00' post='1042251'] But we'll always remember...your hat. [/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Oct 7 2007, 00.09' post='1042263'] I hope you're kidding. :) this week has been great for getting folks out posting more. And that's a great thing. ;) Ummm... but Bazz is right. Your hatness will remain. ;) [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 7 2007, 00.20' post='1042276'] And I will go back to only posting when I have to kick an ass or two. Funny, but I rather prefer [i]looking[/i] at them. ;) Although I have to say, this week has been rather interesting and introspective for me vis a vis body image. This is far too serious a topic for this thread, but I've definitely put some thoughts through my decaying brain cells. [/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 7 2007, 00.28' post='1042290'] hahahahaha. or chatting until 4 am. :P YAYAYAYYAYA 3000!!! niamh. i'm considering a sex change for you. but i'd make a really ugly and short man. damnit also. those of you without HATS! or even a SEMBLENCE OF HAT!. no no no. *shakes finger* without the hats its just blatant porn. the hats allow us to do this, you know... uh. for the hats! [/quote] [quote name='Tyria' date='Oct 7 2007, 00.50' post='1042320'] k, there's just waaaay too many pages to catch up on! my drunken attempt wednesday night to get mr tyr in a pic with me failed. it probably didn't help that i went after him at around 2am when he has to get up at 6am. i guess some people just don't like being woken up by their drunken nekkid wife armed with a stuffed spongebob, camera, and giggling like peter griffen :P [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 7 2007, 00.52' post='1042321'] Oh shit, I'd love to see a video of that. :rofl: [/quote] [quote name='Lord O' Bones' date='Oct 7 2007, 00.57' post='1042328'] Back to this one for a bit. This thread is epic. Gonna be hard to top this. BwB NorCal group pic next year? [/quote] [quote name='Mandy' date='Oct 7 2007, 01.07' post='1042338'] Oh, I dunno. Next Worldcon pic maybe. Denver is likely to be pretty damn huge. [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 7 2007, 01.08' post='1042341'] I'm already getting the shakes about that one. :stunned: [/quote] [quote name='Teri Pettit' date='Oct 7 2007, 01.19' post='1042353'] As you command, oh goddess dictator of awesome hat power. :bow: :bow: [/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Oct 7 2007, 01.21' post='1042354'] :lmao: I blushed for 2 hours straight when my ass pic was up...felt like I had a fever, my face was so red. eta: and we already declared scarfs as hats ;) [/quote] [quote name='The WaterDancer Knight' date='Oct 7 2007, 01.21' post='1042355'] No ! That's impossible ! You're too gorgeous to be ugly even after a sex change. :P [/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 7 2007, 01.41' post='1042379'] oh. ok well. my bum not good enough for you? :P :P :P no but really. this was my first one. is this the one you're talking about? :D good tp good tp. WHAHAHHAHAH. i'm 5'2"!!!! hahahah. i'd at least be VERY SHORT [/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Oct 7 2007, 01.51' post='1042398'] :lol: lets just say the scarf was not adequate covering...the material was a bit too thin. I swear I didn't noticed at first, but once I did, that was all I could see. [/quote] [quote name='Tears of Lys' date='Oct 7 2007, 01.52' post='1042400'] I still remember Colder Hands' NHA from last year. I believe he was the first with that pose. His face was cut off of the pix, though. People [i]do[/i] seem to be a lot bolder this year. ETA: I missed GD's bum. :cry: [/quote] [quote name='Teri Pettit' date='Oct 7 2007, 02.25' post='1042430'] Twenty four whole minutes with no posts in the NHAW topic? :stunned: What is the world coming to? [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 7 2007, 03.04' post='1042459'] It's saturday night, and only the ill and infirm are inside. (in this particular case, it's illness). BAH. [/quote] [quote name='felice' date='Oct 7 2007, 03.57' post='1042517'] Thank you 8) Oh, I see this thread has got me promoted to Noble. Yay! [/quote] [quote name='Lord O' Bones' date='Oct 7 2007, 04.01' post='1042520'] You should be promoted to Council Member just for that av. [/quote] [quote name='Merentha' date='Oct 7 2007, 04.22' post='1042534'] No kidding. My tinfoil hat was supposed to protect me from things like this. I blame GD's hatness. [/quote] [quote name='Lann' date='Oct 7 2007, 04.42' post='1042559'] ok, as promised, here's my solo shot. i'm working on a few more as we speak, stay tuned tomorrow! [/quote] [quote name='timmet' date='Oct 7 2007, 05.17' post='1042582'] Good plan. Capital-T-Trouble, that one. I can't do anything with her. My [url="http://users.wildblue.net/bobmcgov/L2.jpg"]morning cup of coffee,[/url] with two eggs, sunny side up. :mellow: [/quote] [quote name='Tyria' date='Oct 7 2007, 05.32' post='1042590'] it was soo hard not to wake him up for this pic. i got a couple in of the two of us but, this is the best i could get of him. i took his glasses off after this one, but he started to wake up. i ran away! heh. his own fault for marrying a drinker. wheeee! [/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 7 2007, 06.01' post='1042602'] HAHAHAHAh. well thx. i'm very impressed with the tin foil hat. we've had to much fucking creativity this year i'm blown away. i can't even spread around the admiration enough. for instance take Timmet. brilliant! and btw this is my fav or yours timmet. this is the one i wanted back. *saves av on harddrive. looks innocent* :P his are artistic, involved running around naked outside! the committment! the hatness! and niamh with her pict pictures i mean my god. the effort involved. and the axe. gah and rose's sheer NUMBER of pics. and kiko's have been excellent, and... the 360??? omg. i mean hatness and pebble! and the taking pics at WORK ffs. good god people anyways. is THIS the damn pic you wanted??? hahaha i'll keep trying i guess. [/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 7 2007, 06.03' post='1042603'] IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!! NHAW ends in EXACTLY 24 hours. i am ending it at midnight my time on sunday. that's the full week kids. i think i'll cry but alas. it is only a week. TWENTY FOUR HOURS. lets bring on the hat and finish strong!!! [/quote] [quote name='cyrano' date='Oct 7 2007, 06.24' post='1042617'] I'll never forget 10/07/07 12:20 AM to 1:20 AM when I showed my ass on the internet. [/quote] [quote name='Freudas' date='Oct 7 2007, 06.53' post='1042642'] :lol: Nor will anyone else Cyrano, you are now a marked man! [/quote] [quote name='niamh O'Toole' date='Oct 7 2007, 09.22' post='1042733'] Hmmm, my profile views shot up 100 since yesterday :lol: I have 3 members on profile checks who are still being validated. Talk about registering to see the picts. Damn pervs :D [/quote] [quote name='Uzumaki_Kiba' date='Oct 7 2007, 12.11' post='1042783'] Blue Rose: Wow... Just wow. [url="http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Rhaenerys/NHAW39.jpg"]Best Avatar ever.[/url] You win the contest of hatness. There should be a prize. So since I'll probably get mine up just barely round late Sunday, I reckon I'll keep 'em for a while. I mean, I don't have an avatar as it stands, so... Might as well. It's like I still get to participate, just later. Edit: You know, I said you won, 'cause that avatar is amazing. But come to think of it, there's been too much hatness on this board to pick a winner... Y'all are so attractive. It's neat. [/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Oct 7 2007, 12.17' post='1042785'] *cries that she missed cyrano's ass* [/quote] [quote name='Regina' date='Oct 7 2007, 12.47' post='1042799'] :hat: BTW, I noticed all the chatter about Denver. I think we should use naked avatars as a recruitment incentive for cons more often, lol. [/quote] [quote name='Uzumaki_Kiba' date='Oct 7 2007, 13.37' post='1042823'] What [i]is[/i] all this talk about Denver? Here I live in Denver, and I don't know what the hell's going on. [/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Oct 7 2007, 13.40' post='1042825'] Next years World Con...[url="http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php?showtopic=19990"]look here[/url] for details [/quote] [quote name='zeninmotion' date='Oct 7 2007, 14.26' post='1042852'] Wise Maester Once Say: "When in doubt, make first post to new forum a HAT one." [/quote] [quote name='Uzumaki_Kiba' date='Oct 7 2007, 14.29' post='1042854'] Wow... Am I right in seeing that it would cost $175 for me to attend this thing? That's kind of outrageous. Maybe it'd seem more reasonable if I were a bigger sci-fi fan. Still, though... Sheesh. [/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Oct 7 2007, 14.31' post='1042855'] The cost is not really that high when you consider all the cool stuff you see while there. These things have got to pay for the functions somehow, believe me it takes lots of volunteers to make it go right! [/quote] [quote name='Eye of the Tiger' date='Oct 7 2007, 14.45' post='1042871'] My last "new" one. After such a HAT week I had to cool down! [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 7 2007, 14.46' post='1042873'] that fridge will never be the same. (and neither will I). ;) [/quote] [quote name='zeninmotion' date='Oct 7 2007, 16.29' post='1042951'] why thank you! I graciously accept this award by noting that it only came about due to my distinct lack of hats. Here I was, lurking over the forum... browsing about and stumble upon the NHAW thread. The last straw, as they say, between lurking and posting. And how better to make an entrance than a hatted one? But, alas, I have no hats... and then mine eyes fell upon my bicycle helmet... :idea: well, its a hat (sort of)... [/quote] [quote name='cyrano' date='Oct 7 2007, 16.29' post='1042952'] It was a cheesy animated gif that I made on the spur of the moment. Then I realized I had recently posted in the literature forum where many authors read the threads too. I would never be able to attend a con :P I still have it saved on file though. [/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Oct 7 2007, 16.37' post='1042958'] *brightens* I was curious, so I looked at the new members...we've had over 80 new members sign up in the past week....close to 3 times the number the previous week. :lol: [/quote] [quote name='Tears of Lys' date='Oct 7 2007, 15.30' post='1042913'] And don't think we don't appreciate it, too! :) "Most Creative Use of Bike Award" [/quote] [quote name='Reverie' date='Oct 7 2007, 15.35' post='1042919'] I've been a fan (and pusher) of George for years, but it took this to get me signed up for an account here. I just can't pass up an opportunity to get naked I guess. Such lovely fans George has. [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 7 2007, 17.18' post='1042990'] Damn, I forgot to post about your avatar as well. OK, here it goes: HAHAHAHAHA that's a winner! Does Mr. Tyria know about his "other" life? [/quote] [quote name='Tyria' date='Oct 7 2007, 17.26' post='1042999'] I don't know if I should tell him about this pic or not. I'll probably have to, since it may become my profile pic on Facebook. He's in a downhill mountain biking race right now. I'll wait and see how he does first, heh. wooo!!! :cheers: [/quote] [quote name='Sad King Billy' date='Oct 7 2007, 18.39' post='1043071'] *jumps in* just like to say that Blue rose of the north is both the ballsiest and hottest of all N&HA participants. (and I think her pm inbox exploded since last week)... [/quote] [quote name='Lann' date='Oct 7 2007, 19.42' post='1043128'] i'm going to have to get drunk and post? what a hardship! is there ever a weednesday celebration? :smoking: i'm sad that NHAW is almost over, as i only got in on the fun friday night. i have a few more shots to share throughout the day, and then back to the old routine. well 12 more hours of hatness! :wideeyed: [/quote] [quote name='The Stranger' date='Oct 7 2007, 19.50' post='1043135'] sigh, you're right. if only there were a person or two on this board who had radically uninformed views on the Middle East, but where could I hope to find such a person?! :dunno: ETA: Lann, why is there not an entire thread devoted to how HAT you are yet? [/quote] [quote name='Lann' date='Oct 7 2007, 20.06' post='1043150'] maybe i need to post another avatar. here you go... [/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Oct 7 2007, 20.10' post='1043155'] You might have missed the majority of the week but you are making sure this event ends on a very HAT note Lann :drool: [/quote] [quote name='shaidar' date='Oct 7 2007, 20.37' post='1043182'] OMG get your cat away from there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/quote] [quote name='Angie' date='Oct 7 2007, 21.00' post='1043201'] That made me laugh. :lol: [/quote] [quote name='Anubiel' date='Oct 7 2007, 21.16' post='1043219'] Aww.. It's all over soon :bawl: I'm going to miss all the crazy but hat avs.. But... Maybe I'll actually get some work done now... [/quote] [quote name='Arbor Gold' date='Oct 7 2007, 21.50' post='1043242'] Here's the week in review...thanks, secret admirer! :kiss: [/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 7 2007, 21.51' post='1043244'] Your secret admirer needs to learn to slow the scroll down :pirate:. Those are going by way too fast (not that I should talk). [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 7 2007, 21.54' post='1043248'] You, too, Arbor Gold. :D I can't be arsed to do an animated avatar -- there be Indian food to cook (no frying required) and the damned onions are making me cry. Or maybe it's tears for the end of NHAW? [/quote] [quote name='Bazzlebane' date='Oct 7 2007, 21.56' post='1043252'] Just like most of your other problems, this one could be solved by a visit to the San Francisco Bay Area. Especially if it is in time for Friday's SF BwB meetup. ETA: And since this thing is almost over, I've added my controversial ass shot to the animation. Enjoy! [/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Oct 7 2007, 22.09' post='1043255'] The time period after this week will be like the time after a new book comes out. The drop off in posts will be staggering. Except, no one will be reading. Most of us will be in mourning. ;) [/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 7 2007, 22.11' post='1043256'] nicely done! !!! way to enter into the madness here. also. you can do what i do, and don't buy a ticket to the con. just stay in the hotel, and hang out at the bwb parties. thats what i did at la con. very nice! again! yay n00bs. see? nhaw brings people together!!! :grouphug: its a hat. Ok. this is my "im sad nhaw week is ending' av. and yeah. its winding down peeps. less than 8 hours to go officially. [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 7 2007, 22.21' post='1043263'] You know, there was a time in my life when I would totally do that. Then I got married. [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 7 2007, 22.23' post='1043264'] Gods, I'm actually feeling a bit depressed about it all. :( [/quote] [quote name='Maltaran' date='Oct 7 2007, 22.24' post='1043265'] About getting married? Does Mr X know about this? Anyway, it's been a fun week, but all good things must come to an end. [/quote] [quote name='Ser Laron' date='Oct 7 2007, 22.34' post='1043276'] Just some thoughts I wanted to share: I had about as much fun as a human being can have on the internet. I'm sure you all enjoyed it as well. This was my first NHAW, last year I was a bit to shy. Glad that I'm not the only one who lost some inhibitions. As the week comes to an end and the cameras will be put to the side again, a few tips: - Don't leave your NHAW-pics on the camera. You might lose it and the finder could start a chain-email with your pics in order to find you. Even worse: it might work. - Don't leave your NHAW-pics on your computer where children, parents, in-laws or computer repair guys might find them. I would recommend to secure them with Truecrypt or at least to store them in a password protected zip-file. - Now might be a good time to be a lady/gentleman and to delete the downloaded pics ;). If you are a creepy perverted stalker who would like to keep the images, at least store them as explained above. Thank you all for this unforgettable week. [/quote] [quote name='Silent Rider' date='Oct 7 2007, 22.45' post='1043287'] Man it's been a fun week. And alas today to the last day. I'm going to be sad to see some of these avs come down. But there is always next year. And a big thumbs up to every one for all their avs. :thumbsup: [/quote] [quote name='Ser Mel T' date='Oct 7 2007, 22.45' post='1043288'] It's been fun :pirate: But, now it's time for this plonk to get her clobber back on. I think Niamh and the N00bs win ( good job N00bs ). Thanks GD, you total enabler, you. [/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Oct 7 2007, 22.49' post='1043291'] A huge thanks to GD for keeping this all going. I had a great time. Really came out of my shell since last year, and even made a new friend or two ;) Everyone was so very HAT! [/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 7 2007, 22.50' post='1043293'] you said it all ser laron. it's been a great week. and that's because of all of you. Thank you all so much for getting into the spirit and having a blast! uh. true. *clamps mouth shut. walks away* you're welcome! i'm just glad i did a good job of keeping it fun for everyone. well, and for being lenient on what is and isn't a hat. :P hahaha. but yeah. i'm glad zak asked me to do it. I have truly and thoroughly enjoyed myself. thanks to you all! [/quote] [quote name='kiko' date='Oct 7 2007, 22.56' post='1043297'] it was a blast. I think I will be up when NHAW is in it's death throws. Lets mourn naked for a while [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 7 2007, 23.00' post='1043302'] Nah, just the lack of mobility and spontaneity that comes when you pair up. Two people, two schedules, two jobs to coddle. It's not as easy to just fuck off to San Francisco these days. [/quote] [quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Oct 7 2007, 23.02' post='1043305'] You n00b. I was lamenting the [i]drinks[/i]. ;) :leer: [/quote] [quote name='timmet' date='Oct 7 2007, 23.18' post='1043316'] Thanks to everyone for participating -- and for keeping the tone so encouraging and playful. It's the sort of exercise that could turn ugly in rough hands. So kudos for the sexy pics, and score one for the human race. Fun week; hate to see the back of it. :kiss: [/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Oct 7 2007, 23.38' post='1043334'] :cry: the end has come [/quote] [quote name='The Khaleesi' date='Oct 7 2007, 23.40' post='1043336'] Here is my opposite-of -naked-hatted-avatar. Very clothed and hatted. It's been hat-tacular!!!!!!!!!!!! [/quote] [quote name='The Stranger' date='Oct 7 2007, 23.52' post='1043358'] i secretly hope that the final picture of this NHAW year is GD's mom walking in on her sitting naked with a hat on her head staring at a computer screen. [/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Oct 8 2007, 00.05' post='1043371'] All over here in the UK :cry: But I will keep the links in my sig for a few days for those that want them [/quote] [quote name='Goddess Dictator' date='Oct 8 2007, 00.10' post='1043380'] winding down. one by one the hats disappear. i'm leaving mine for a day in sadness. :P [/quote] [quote name='Starkess' date='Oct 8 2007, 00.20' post='1043393'] Awww it's been fun folks! Sorry I missed the last 40 pages, but it was worth it to finally get out for a weekend. :) We're a good-looking bunch!! Some of y'all are really smoking hot, not gonna lie! [/quote] [quote name='Watcher' date='Oct 8 2007, 01.02' post='1043428'] My pic will be coming down soon. Just want everyone to know that no kitties were harmed in making my photo [/quote]